Jennifer Aniston: I felt useless during Russian invasion of Ukraine

Oh, sweetie, you were absolutely useless during the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Don't sell yourself short 🙄

No one needs a Jennifer Aniston film.

Don't sell yourself short, dear. You were useless BEFORE the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Jen really shouldn't do interviews 😬

I am kinda loving these Deep Thoughts by Jennifer Aniston posts.

Has Courtney Cox mentioned her lack of enthusiasm for the January 6 hearings? Mathew Perry’s nonchalantness concerning School Shootings?

^ 😂 ... Yeah, deep 🙄

[quote] Mathew Perry’s nonchalantness concerning School Shootings?

r6 To be fair given the amount of drugs he's on that's a reasonable reaction.

Many people dying on Ukraine, but the worst thing is that it makes ME feel USELESS. Also, I can't play with my dog! Me Me Me.

Don't you dare call me entitled and self-center, because you will be misogynist!

"I reminded myself that this is what people need. People want to laugh. People need comedies."

That's it! That's what the world needs another Jennifer Aniston rom-com 😂

For the past 30 years I've wanted to like this woman. I just can't bring myself to do it, though

Too much filler! She has the face of a slowly rotting plum.

She’s fairly harmless. She’s also right about people needing entertainment. Movies for adults basically don’t exist any more.

Is she super articulate here? No. But I wouldn’t want to be away from my pets either.

This is fun snark. The headline alone of the thread is a sly and funny edit because she did not say "I felt useless". But you all know that. Carry on with the outrage because Jennifer is the enemy and must be destroyed.

^ No, Jennifer is NOT the enemy, but she is useless pablum. She really should have had "Brad's baby" when she had the chance. It would have given her life some purpose

I'm starting to understand why Brad left.

I like her stupid movies precisely in the way she describes this upcoming one. I like Adam Sandler as well. They're a good match. You can't get more Hollywood "pablum" than those two. They have a talent for it.

The only thing she’s ever said that actively offended me was when she (in the Friends reunion) seemed to mock Matt LeBlanc for gaining weight. That bothered me.

She should have hooked up with Sean Penn while he was there doing his freedom fighter schtick.

R18 really? And they didn't edit that out? that does suck.

Are there any working actors WITHOUT verbal diarrhea? It would be nice for some of them to consciously go the mysterious route, like Garbo.

Silly cow.

If she didn't contribute financially to support Ukraine, she was useless. She's worth $300M.

She probably did, r23.

Probably? LOL

Jennifer has also been useless solving the mystery as to why the W boson particle appears to be 0.1% too heavy.

Jennifer Aniston Breaks Silence on Tampon and Paper Plate Price Hikes

She's useless, period.

Jennifer, sweetheart, use your known powers of tonsorial influence and get women away from the ghastly 1970s "long hair and middle part" look you've been sporting.

That is the greatest use you can be to society in general.

(Unfortunately Madame Zelenska is already setting the pace with a side-parted, balayaged long bob, so you can't even help Ukraine in that way.)

She's useless and pathetic.

Brad Pitt has one word for his marriage to Jennifer Aniston: “pathetic.” The “Fight Club” star landed the shocking verbal sucker punch on his long-suffering ex-spouse in an upcoming interview with Parade magazine.