Crow attacks frau

"Tippi" responded to her bird attack with more panache.

Kid hits dad in face with baseball

If you make friends with them, they’ll steal for you. Bring you coins, watches, silver baubles.

Crow attacks only men on a university campus. There's a sign warning men not to walk under this tree.

That crow is a DLer. He wants to eliminate the frau and get close to the husband

Crows are smart and they remember people's faces. If you are mean to them they will keep attacking you. I always left food for one that hung around my house. Eventually, it let me pet it it would sit on my shoulder.

Do crows and ravens really sense death?

[quote]There's a sign warning men not to walk under this tree.

Does the crow respect pronouns?

I don't blame the crow. She's obviously getting banged by the husband and wants the wife gone.

Does this crow know that rampaging elephant?

Elephant? She's thin, did you even watch the video

That was amazing, thanks for posting op

The boyfriend looks kinda trashy but hot

Was the frau singing "Risseldy, rosseldy, mow, mow, mow" when the crow attacked?

sometimes the animal kingdom revolts!

I read about birds in Australia that attack and claw, and victims have had to go to the hospital for treatment. Magpies? Can't remember.

Birds will swoop at you to warn you away if they have a nest nearby. They’re protecting their eggs from potential predators.

The best thing about crows is that they not only remember you if you’re nice or nasty, they tell all their friends. Puts The Birds in perspective: “she’s a cunt…get her!”

Too bad it wasn't an owl!

R4 - that's hilarious! But is there a wider use for these men-attacking birds? Get Lia Thomas to walk under their tree... if she escapes unscathed, she can swim in the women's team.

Crows are my faithful servants.

I knew someone who would periodically get divebombed by a crow when she walked out the front door of the hospital where we worked. She had very thick, dark hair that was naturally bouffant-like, and I was convinced it was just trying to grab some of it to pad its nest.

Nevermore, Karen.

The "trashy boyfriend" is what guys should look like.

Magpies are plotting.

I found her Facebook page. Trashy boyfriend looks just okay…from far away.

I guess Hitchcock’s The Birds wasn’t an exaggeration after all

Frau attacks crow…now THAT’S a headline.

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I made friends with the crows around my place. They would warn me when a hawk was around. Which is nice being as I have two small dogs. Sadly, the Redtail Hawks started nesting nearby and a pair of eagles have moved into the neighborhood and I haven't seen the crows in awhile. I know the neighbors thought I was nuts out there waving at birds and using a bird call, but I like crows so they can think whatever they want.

Just yesterday I sat in my window seat and observed a Crow harassing a much larger Turkey Vulture high in the air. It went on for five minutes before the Crow left it alone. It cawed the entire time.

Crows are cunts!

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I was at my brothers for a pool party. This crow flew in and landed very close to the group. My brother was worried about the kids so he sprayed water on it to get him to move away. The crow kept moving closer and when someone was moving about they saw the body of a baby crow who had fallen from a nest (I guess). Finally the crow found the body. Stayed a short time and left. They are pretty large birds.

There's a sign in the park near my house: "Warning: Aggressive Birds Ahead."

It's for red-winged blackbirds that will swoop at your head when they're nesting.

I was attacked by birds who had a nest nearby, it hurt. I moved on and don't walk near the area anymore

Was she menstruating?

I spent a few summers living in luxury between Le Cannet, above Cannes, and a yacht out of Antibes. I made a crow friend in Le Cannet. He (or she) would follow me sometimes on long bike rides I took down to the sea and along the coastline there. He must have ID'd the marina at one point. Sometimes my hosts would sail from Antibes along the costs and the crow found me on our second excursion and from then on would visit me but never too far. He came to me off Nice but didn't venture to Monte Carlo or Saint-Tropez. I named him Tayir and fed him roasted lamb and nuts.

R15, that cat really did not like that woman.

When birds attack people in the spring it's almost always because they have a nest full of chicks somewhere nearby they're protecting.

There's also the "Terror Owl" of Purmerend, Netherlands, which used to attack people with its talons and injure them.

r16 Cassowary?

R42 those are flightless birds but they can disembowel you. R16 you are thinking of Plovers, they have a hook on their claw that they use and go for your eyes. Magpies also swoop but have no hook.

Out my window...

Go make friends and give him food R44.

[quote] Was she menstruating?

Maybe the crow smelled her period plug.

The crows and ravens are too skittish to come for food, r45. I stick to finches and doves.

Just watched this again and noticed the guy's side profile bulge. I don't blame this crow one bit. he/she wants a piece of that and so do I. Guy is packing.

That crow is laughing his ass off at the end. Now, he's hopped over to the other rail to have one of that guy's beers. Smart, indeed.

Side bulge? What time stamp. I see nothing, Gramps.

Dont ever pet bird or get close to them, or have tree branches touching your house. . Once you and your house get bird mites, which is very easy, you will truly want to commit suicide.

They are that distressing.

Say what, R29? Allow me to introduce myself.

And, yes; I will bite a bitch (that means you!). Don't start none, won't be none.

An acquaintance on Facebook posted today that she was attacked by a wild turkey while out for a run. Bit her on the lip and knocked her over, causing her to break her wrist.

Glad we don't have those in my area.

Despicable species. Kill 'em all; and magpies:

I hate the fuckers. I hate the damage they do to other birds' populations (eating the eggs and young) but I particularly hate their call. Here, in my very tree-y suburban neighborhood, they start with the fucking CAH CAH CAH before 5am and keep going until after 9pm. And they don't take a break. The idiots here started feeding them - nextdoor.com was full of, "Oh, the crows are my friends! They're so smart! Here's my recipe for crow treats, they love them!" - during the Covid lockdown and now we're stuck with them.

I am seriously going to start poisoning them. The crows, not the neighbors.

Hello...

Has anyone tried this? Even if it works, who wants a fake dead crow as a hanging decoration (except at Halloween)?

R57, that looks like something Fairuza Balk decorates her yard with.

I never laid a hand on that frau.

I thought it said cow attacks frau and now I am wanting to see a video of a cow attacking a frau.

She deserved it. She probably annoys the crow all day, every day.

The crow finally said, "Bitch, it's on!"

[quote] If you make friends with them, they’ll steal for you. Bring you coins, watches, silver baubles.

That’s only west coast crows. East coast crows don’t gift people who are nice to them.

The video in OP is every frau and every DL gay man

It always comes down to the battle for the cock.

The crow is Todrick Hall fighting a woman over some white boy

Crow was disturbed by the foul stink-hole stench from the stinkfish.

Even the crows hate flyovers!

Just ask people in Vancouver what the peacocks did to them after their was cut down!

R68 what happened?

Did the guy get his gun and shoot the bird on camera?

It was nasty, R69. Basically the birds took revenge on the whole community.

Was the owl in The Staircase?

She overreacted just a bit I'd say.

R60 Here you go.

Bitch deserved it

Wear helmets and eyewear...

We have a lot of Canada geese in my area. Nesting time, if you are near their nest while walking....they become vicious, hissing and chasing you. They have no fear. They are nasty.

I was chased by a bull at age seven on a farm in Marion, AL years ago. It was scary, and my bull had horns.

People should learn to respect animals.

A friend used to live in a very small, very rural village. A neighbor of his was a lonely, elderly woman who fed the crows. The crows were her company and her friends.

Whenever she was outside of her cabin, the crows would flock to her and circle over her head watching for any sign of food, so as she was walking around she had a vortex of crows or a sort of an avian cyclone overhead. And she looked a lot like Grandmama from the Addams Family TV series. It was ... unsettling.

[quote]Was the frau singing "Risseldy, rosseldy, mow, mow, mow" when the crow attacked?

We hate that fucking song.

Crows can be really nasty when nesting. When I lived in Victoria the crows downtown were notorious in the spring, would attack anyone. I saw one get its talons tangled in this poor woman's hair and yank on it, she kept her cool better than I would have. I had one bounce its feet off the top of my head once though. They like to dive bomb you from behind, swoop down and then screech just behind your head, and usually don't make contact unless they're *really* pissed off. And yes they absolutely remember faces and will go after people who have shown them any aggression well into the future, every time they see them.

A bison just attacked a frau today.