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What's your go to ice breaker / pick up line?

What's your go to ice breaker / pick up line?

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by Anonymousreply 23June 24, 2022 1:20 AM

“Are you rich?”

by Anonymousreply 1June 21, 2022 5:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 2June 21, 2022 5:32 AM

How much?

by Anonymousreply 3June 21, 2022 6:01 AM

Thank you, r3 :)

by Anonymousreply 4June 21, 2022 6:13 AM


by Anonymousreply 5June 21, 2022 6:14 AM

"You've got something in your teeth."

by Anonymousreply 6June 21, 2022 6:40 AM

I love your shoes! You look amazing....

by Anonymousreply 7June 21, 2022 6:45 AM

"How for unprotected anal?"

by Anonymousreply 8June 21, 2022 6:47 AM

“Put it in me.”

by Anonymousreply 9June 21, 2022 6:53 AM

Wanna fuck?

by Anonymousreply 10June 21, 2022 6:55 AM

Cinnamon, definitely cinnamon.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 21, 2022 7:05 AM

I have a bleached asshole

by Anonymousreply 12June 21, 2022 7:08 AM

I want your spermies!

by Anonymousreply 13June 23, 2022 5:19 AM


by Anonymousreply 14June 23, 2022 6:44 AM

I've got a brand new bluetooth speaker up my ass still in the package.

Feeling lucky?

by Anonymousreply 15June 23, 2022 7:11 AM

How YOU doin??

by Anonymousreply 16June 23, 2022 12:50 PM

My place or yours?

by Anonymousreply 17June 23, 2022 1:25 PM

"I need someone strong to help flip my mattress."

by Anonymousreply 18June 23, 2022 1:28 PM

"I like your haircut."

Works pretty well, actually

by Anonymousreply 19June 23, 2022 1:28 PM

Tell me. What do you eat that makes you so handsome?

(Cheesy, perhaps. But surprisingly successful)

by Anonymousreply 20June 23, 2022 1:28 PM

R20 The answer is spermies, right?

by Anonymousreply 21June 23, 2022 1:52 PM

“That was last call. How ‘bout it? I’m game if you are.”

by Anonymousreply 22June 24, 2022 1:16 AM


by Anonymousreply 23June 24, 2022 1:20 AM
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