Tell us about a time you engaged in fisticuffs
I was stopped at a light in standstill traffic and this frau in the next lane tries nosing her car in front of me. I kept creeping up to block her. She starts honking her horn and waving. I shake my head without looking at her and that set her off. She lays on the horn and starts yelling out the window.
At this point, I’ve had it. I get out of my car and go around to her driver’s side window where she’s hanging her head out. I snatch the sunglasses off of her and throw them to the ground, screaming at her that she’s just messed with the wrong one. She starts cussing me and I told her to get out of the car. She rolls up the window and starts looking for a way to get out, but traffic is stopped.
I got out my pocket knife and start cutting her tires. She jumps out of the car and I immediately punch her in the face. At this point, a white knight jumps out of his car to come at me, but he stops when I point the knife at him.
The next thing I know, I’m being wrestled to the ground by what turned out to be two cops who came out of nowhere. So I got arrested and plead guilty to misdemeanor assault and criminal mischief. I managed to avoid a jail sentence, but had to pay a huge fine and got probation for two years.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2022 11:42 AM
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Are you a VIP who doesn't stop for most red lights?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 21, 2022 3:54 AM
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Never.
I’m a lady. And pretty 😍!
LOL!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 21, 2022 3:57 AM
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Fisticuffs... like in the 1940s?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 21, 2022 4:01 AM
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I sure hope you're a female!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 21, 2022 4:05 AM
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I think OP is posting from jail.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 21, 2022 12:45 PM
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Fisticuffs? Sounds like a regular brouhaha!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 21, 2022 12:47 PM
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Sounds like quite the dust up!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 21, 2022 3:42 PM
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OP sounds like one of those awful, cheap girls
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 21, 2022 3:46 PM
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OMG the same thing happened to me, though I'd describe it as more of a bruHAHA.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 21, 2022 3:59 PM
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It sounds like quite the donnybrook!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 21, 2022 4:01 PM
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When these kinds of kerfuffles occur, knifing the tyres on horseless carriages is the only way for a true gentleman to behave!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 21, 2022 4:03 PM
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But…did she succeed in getting in front of you? If she was stopped until your car was towed after your arrest, it was worth it.
That’ll show the bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 21, 2022 4:05 PM
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Such a to-do! OP, you sound like quite the ruffian.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 21, 2022 4:30 PM
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No fisticuffs ever, but I have dispensed numerous (and well deserved) vicious face slaps.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 21, 2022 4:49 PM
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OP you have an active imagination, yet weak EST skills.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 21, 2022 6:37 PM
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My God OP you sound fucking nuts, absolutely fucking nuts.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 21, 2022 8:32 PM
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Never been in a fight. Fighting is for the immature and the assholes of the world. Guess that's you, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 21, 2022 8:45 PM
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Oh my! What a fracas!
Well, I never!
I've only kicked someone in the behind (and, vice-versa). Kicked them right, I said!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 21, 2022 9:41 PM
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I heard she found your address from a guy on facebook and if you think slashing her tires was gettin even you havent seen nuttin yet op. I am watching you and waiting....waiting untill the time is right for my strike.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 21, 2022 10:30 PM
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[quote]My God OP you sound fucking nuts, absolutely fucking nuts.
Everyone says that. lol
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 23, 2022 4:01 AM
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I once got into a vicious face-slapping incident with David Ehrenstein at a Merle Norman wig shop. Does that count?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 23, 2022 4:04 AM
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OP, you are a bitch that I want to party with.
One time I was with a crazy boyfriend who was relapsing on Crystal. We were at a 7-11, a guy who was clearly out of his mind on coke growled at me multiple times. I told him to fuck himself, he picked me up and threw me into the store window (I bounced off and was laughing). My boyfriend punched him very very hard, end scene.
Another time, I was very drunk waiting on the raised Elston stop in Chicago with a girlfriend. A drunk guy was sitting by us, it is a very isolated platform, you could get robbed or raped there easily, Anyhoo, a group of three guys were violently drunk, they started throwing beer bottles at us. Drunk solo guy stands up between us and 3 bottle throwers. They run and attack him like baboons and are basically kicking him in the head on the El platform, I knew they were ready to kill him, so I jumped in between them and the guy and kept pushing them away so they couldn’t keep kicking his skull in. My friend was furious at me for doing that and she yelled at me, but I still don’t regret it. I could not just stand there.
We called 911, saw the lights so we got on train as help came up for our injured victim who was bleeding everywhere. On the train, we saw the three SOB’s. So what did we do? What any cunt would, we called the cops and explained that we were the witnesses and now these three fuckers who the cops were searching for are on the train with us. The Chicago PD stopped the train somewhere on the blue line maybe Jefferson Park. I watched the three get hauled off in handcuffs and I winked at each one of them and giggled and batted my eyelashes. “Have fun back in Cook County Jail, white boys!” Ok, the last two sentences were mostly lies, except watching all three get cuffed and taken off train and people cheered. But I did also point cops in their direction.
The mood was similar to when a hijacker takes over a plane, and the whole plane is drunk and they tackle him. The train was filled with drunk young people so once they found out what they did, they were all cheering as they were arrested.
OP, you are indeed a crazy woman too. But crazy women are welcomed here on the DL. We are often the drug dealers to our gay friends.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 23, 2022 5:57 AM
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OP Was this a catfight or did you pick on a weak lady, albeit a bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 23, 2022 7:25 AM
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[quote]But crazy women are welcomed here on the DL.
No you're not, frau CUNT R25.
[quote]Anyhoo
You're a fucking moron.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 24, 2022 12:38 AM
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r25, thank you, those were great stories.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 24, 2022 1:29 AM
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R25’s the reason her dad drank.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 24, 2022 12:02 PM
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I'm not into fisting but I do like 'cuffs.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 25, 2022 11:07 AM
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I, like the rest of you, also want to throw beer bottles at R25.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2022 11:42 AM
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