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Bowen Yang’s Fire Island: Part II

Let’s continue discussion about the movie that deals with the everyday struggles of the countless Yassss Kweens who hate white men, but can’t get enough white dick.

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by Anonymousreply 71June 28, 2022 2:22 AM

Part II? It must be a worthwhile watch.

by Anonymousreply 1June 14, 2022 3:12 PM

[quote] Yassss Kweens who hate white men, but can’t get enough white dick.

Twitter made a movie..?

by Anonymousreply 2June 14, 2022 3:14 PM

Let's NOT discuss this terrible stereotype abortion of a TV show. Do gays need more bad attention?

by Anonymousreply 3June 14, 2022 3:24 PM

What the fuck is this racist thread, OP? What is your problem, besides being a raging racist? You’re the reason why a movie like this is necessary. Let’s not contribute to the racism of this site by using this thread. Let’s use the linked existing thread for part 2 instead.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 14, 2022 3:46 PM

Everybody in this movie was an asshole

by Anonymousreply 5June 14, 2022 4:33 PM

(^.^) assholes are popular on Fire Island, so it makes sense

by Anonymousreply 6June 14, 2022 5:22 PM

R5 - the overweight black guy wasn't an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 7June 14, 2022 7:28 PM

R7 the overweight black guy was the least annoying

by Anonymousreply 8June 14, 2022 9:29 PM

R4 if you actually had a brain you’d see the thread is commentary on the racism in the movie. The movie makes all gay white men out to be evil, then the leads are falling head over heels for them. You’re obviously not very intelligent, as shown by your auto-response of chirping “racist!!!” at the drop of a hat.

by Anonymousreply 9June 14, 2022 9:43 PM

95% on RT: Brought to life by a tremendously talented cast, the breezily entertaining Fire Island proves there are still fresh ways to update Austen.

The critics are insane & unreliable now. This movie is barely a step above an Adam Sandler debacle.

by Anonymousreply 10June 14, 2022 9:49 PM

The spot-on bad reviews: With so many smart elements and such appealing performances, it's unclear why the movie occasionally embraces overused clichés and contrivances.

"Fire Island” is a mess with a few bright spots and some mildly funny jokes...

Fire Island feels hemmed in by its source material even when being loose and irreverent with it.

It still feels like less than a full meal... Fire Island doesn't quite possess enough substance to sustain itself, which might have explained the appeal of Quibi's short-form approach for this particular property.

A tasty set-up, and Fire Island should have been a rom-com smash. Instead, it’s stuck in first gear, its capable cast hampered by a dull, over-written screenplay that’s never as fun or as funny as it needs to be.

by Anonymousreply 11June 14, 2022 9:52 PM

Critics are overly liking it out of pressure. Google is 75% and IMDB 6.8

by Anonymousreply 12June 14, 2022 9:54 PM

Part 1

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by Anonymousreply 13June 14, 2022 9:55 PM

Bowen Yang's Palm Springs next?

I don't talk to you in LA, why would you think...

by Anonymousreply 14June 14, 2022 9:55 PM

The movie is really rather boring, contrived to match an 18th century Austen novel, and completely forgettable. None of the love scenes, other than the backroom sex scenes, are believable. The drug humor is lame and the real stuff was left out. The only thing memorable is that cell phones are apparently waterproof now.

by Anonymousreply 15June 14, 2022 10:01 PM

Levy, a creator whose own experiences were reflected through Schitt’s Creek, has been thrilled to see his friends tell stories that have rarely been seen in the mainstream until now.

“I know how rare it is to get the opportunity to tell this story without any interference,” he says. “I’ve been DMing with Bowen [Yang] about all the success that Fire Island has been having, and I’m just so happy for all of them.”

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by Anonymousreply 16June 14, 2022 10:02 PM

Lovely movie

by Anonymousreply 17June 14, 2022 10:05 PM

“I’m sick of all these stuck-up, racist white guys, who are such cunts!” ***furrowed brow, pursed lips, side eye, grabs tiny straw to sip vodka soda and give death stares to everyone***

by Anonymousreply 18June 14, 2022 10:05 PM

Actually, I have been a bit too harsh. Upon second watching it's a cuter film.

by Anonymousreply 19June 15, 2022 1:53 AM

Why are so many voices on here angry about the mere suggestion of racism within the gay community when we ALL know it exists? This film barely scratches the surface.

by Anonymousreply 20June 15, 2022 2:35 AM

I don't find any folks angry about that R20. Maybe you are projecting?

by Anonymousreply 21June 15, 2022 4:07 AM

Bowen Yang doesn't have enough money to pay me to watch him in ANY movie. In what alternate universe is ANYone lusting after this overweight fem bottom?

by Anonymousreply 22June 15, 2022 9:28 AM

R22 in Bowen’s mind we all want him

by Anonymousreply 23June 15, 2022 1:05 PM

I'm so confused. Bowen Yang is also in Billy Eichner's "Bros." It seems that a movie is not gay enough if it doesn't have Bowen Yang in it. Bowen Yang is now officially overexposed.

by Anonymousreply 24June 15, 2022 1:21 PM

R22 Dude, what stars are paying you to watch their shows, because I want to get into that racket!

by Anonymousreply 25June 15, 2022 1:32 PM

Bowen is the new Dan Levy. He's overexposed right now, but soon there will be someone else to take that throne.

Still looking forward to Bros. because of Luke McFarlane. He's hot AF.

by Anonymousreply 26June 15, 2022 1:41 PM

"Overexposed."

by Anonymousreply 27June 15, 2022 2:04 PM

Are all gay guys that go to fire island so terrible to other gay guys?

by Anonymousreply 28June 15, 2022 9:28 PM

[quote]Bowen Yang doesn't have enough money to pay me to watch him in ANY movie. In what alternate universe is ANYone lusting after this overweight fem bottom?

Nobody. The fact that guy who was genuinely handsome would be crazy about that fat, shrill, femme pansy is unbelievable.

by Anonymousreply 29June 15, 2022 10:01 PM

I enjoyed the show. You can’t watch something like this with a critic hat on.

Sure it was silly and forgettable but it did a good job of showing Fire Island’s main spots

by Anonymousreply 30June 15, 2022 10:05 PM

r3 Margaret Cho has bills to pay and she wants a new tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 31June 15, 2022 11:34 PM

It's been a minute since I've seen Margaret Cho and damn she's looking rough.

by Anonymousreply 32June 15, 2022 11:36 PM

r32 the gift of alcoholism.

by Anonymousreply 33June 15, 2022 11:39 PM

This is the biggest Yassss Kween movie for Yassss Kweens to ever Yassss Kween.

by Anonymousreply 34June 17, 2022 3:43 PM

Zane Phillips is campaigning HARD for Disney's live-action Hercules film. Is the world ready for a gay Hercules? I'm not sure that Disney would go there.

by Anonymousreply 35June 17, 2022 3:55 PM

Did anyone hear rumors that the bedroom orgy scene was unsimulated?

by Anonymousreply 36June 20, 2022 8:10 PM

It's a drag.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 22, 2022 9:51 AM

Bloated Yang has a very punchable face.

by Anonymousreply 38June 22, 2022 9:56 AM

The overweight black guy was barely a character, they did him dirty IMO.

I thought Zane Phillips was very fuckable, he's appeared out of nowhere but apparently is in some CW show. He has a very handsome face with incredible eyes, rocking a hot, tight body and I've heard he can also sing. Why wouldn't Disney cast him as Hercules?

by Anonymousreply 39June 22, 2022 10:15 AM

R26 yes, and the obvious lesson for these dumb directors is: stop with the uglies!! Make them conventionally attractive and fit; I don't care what their skin color is. Is it THAT hard to find attractive people who can act???

by Anonymousreply 40June 22, 2022 11:07 AM

R40 it shouldn’t be hard. That British show “it’s a Sin” had some cute gay actors in it. Bomer, McFarlane, Lee Pace, there have to be more.

But Bowen and Levy do appeal to fraus and fraus are a huge segment of the population and buy tickets and watch TV. Bowen did a live performance of his podcast in NY toast weekend and the audience looked like it was a sea of white women hysterically laughing and cheering at everything he and his annoying cohort guy did. There were clips on social media of them doing the Macarena and the frauen were going WILD.

by Anonymousreply 41June 22, 2022 1:30 PM

It seems like they only appeal to fraus R41.

by Anonymousreply 42June 22, 2022 3:41 PM

Was this movie released in the hopes of driving someone to set the island on fire again?

by Anonymousreply 43June 23, 2022 2:41 AM

I just watched the 1940s version of Pride and Prejudice again. I laughed. I cried.

by Anonymousreply 44June 23, 2022 3:57 AM

If they make a sequel, I hope it tracks the other characters. I don’t need more of Bowen. He has a face for I.T. not T.V.

by Anonymousreply 45June 23, 2022 4:04 AM

Fraus don't like sexual men with hard dicks who like to fuck. They like neutered, asexual court jesters. This movie was terrible. I am going to do an erotic, David Lynchian erotic thriller about underground escorts, bareback orgies, and snuff films taking place between Palm Springs and LA complete with non porn but non simulated fucking.

by Anonymousreply 46June 23, 2022 7:52 AM

I think fraus also like gay men who look like they could be their husbands in terms of weight and average faces but then open their mouths and have these “hilarious” personalities and access to their emotions that most straight men lack. And yes - no threat of sex.

by Anonymousreply 47June 23, 2022 1:11 PM

I think it becomes porn automatically when there is unsimulated fucking, despite what John Cameron Mitchell would tell you.

by Anonymousreply 48June 23, 2022 2:29 PM

Why do women hate sex so much anyway? Some bi guys just stay in the gay lane so they can get laid. What a lot of work!

by Anonymousreply 49June 23, 2022 11:41 PM

R49, a study found that only 28 percent of straight identifying women show a predominance of physical arousal towards men. So maybe the reason women don’t have sex with men a lot is because many women don’t actually have a strong sex response towards men, at least not from visual stimuli. But then arousal from visual stimuli is strongly associated with testosterone and women do have some testosterone; it may be other aspects of intimacy, like being touched or hugged, are more arousing coming from men, but the visual stimuli produces a stronger sexual arousal from images of women.

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by Anonymousreply 50June 24, 2022 8:35 PM

Someone should have told Bowen what happened to Mitchell and everyone who starred in his talky porn film.

by Anonymousreply 51June 25, 2022 6:00 PM

“God! These white men are so horrible, racist, and annoying!!!”

Later that night: “Will any white guy(s) please fuck my hole(s)?!?!”

by Anonymousreply 52June 25, 2022 7:33 PM

R52, perhaps the wish to get fucked by white men is a combination of (a) getting revenge against racist white men, and (b) proving to themselves that perhaps they were wrong about white men.

by Anonymousreply 53June 26, 2022 5:48 PM

I was at Pink Saturday in SF yesterday, and ran into Joel Kim Booster. He was with a small entourage and was having a nice time with his friends. A very handsome white guy was his date, and was very affectionate with him.

by Anonymousreply 54June 26, 2022 5:49 PM

Yes, he’s going out with a white guy

by Anonymousreply 55June 26, 2022 6:43 PM

If this is mirroring “Pride and Prejudice” who’s is playing Lady Catherine in de Bourgh, one of the strongest characters in the novel?

by Anonymousreply 56June 26, 2022 7:04 PM

Are we still chatting about this dumpster fire?

by Anonymousreply 57June 26, 2022 8:35 PM

Yes we are, R57, you included it seems!

by Anonymousreply 58June 26, 2022 8:37 PM

[quote]Zane Phillips is campaigning HARD for Disney's live-action Hercules film. Is the world ready for a gay Hercules? I'm not sure that Disney would go there.

Marvel (owned by Disney) has already gone there:

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by Anonymousreply 59June 26, 2022 10:00 PM

"Where The Bois Are"

by Anonymousreply 60June 26, 2022 10:46 PM

Started out thinking it was a bad Hallmark movie. Ended up thinking it was a kind of cute Hallmark movie. Could’ve, should’ve been better.

by Anonymousreply 61June 27, 2022 2:10 AM

I wish they had worked in some Lady Catherine in de Bourgh. Some old hag that had earmarked Gay Darcy for her daughter. Or, better yet, some Old Queen that had earmarked him as his "heir". Preferably an ancient fashion designer.

by Anonymousreply 62June 27, 2022 6:04 PM

I watched the first three minutes of the show and quit. It looked like it was all stereotypes. I guess if you yourself are a stereotype, it would all seem normal, but to people who aren’t, there’s nothing to relate to.

by Anonymousreply 63June 27, 2022 10:27 PM

What have people on Fire Island been saying, did they movie ruin it fir them this summer and bring all the straight people to gawk at the Gays and Asians?

by Anonymousreply 64June 27, 2022 10:29 PM

[quote] yes, and the obvious lesson for these dumb directors is: stop with the uglies!! Make them conventionally attractive and fit; I don't care what their skin color is. Is it THAT hard to find attractive people who can act???

I agree. I’ll watch even a bad show if there is sufficient eye candy. If a bad show has a fugly cast, it’s a hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 65June 27, 2022 10:30 PM

R63 got it right. All the Yassss Kweens that live in a Rupaul, flavored vodka, tacky tank top, tattoos, rainbow flag, and Ariana Grande identity crisis echo chamber don’t get what’s the problem

by Anonymousreply 66June 27, 2022 10:32 PM

I've written in previous Bowen Yang threads how I think he's hot as fuck and looks like he'd be a fun lay.

But in this I found him oddly sexless.

by Anonymousreply 67June 27, 2022 10:35 PM

[quote] I've written in previous Bowen Yang threads how I think he's hot as fuck and looks like he'd be a fun lay. But in this I found him oddly sexless.

So you are finally seeing him clearly.

by Anonymousreply 68June 27, 2022 10:44 PM

I agree r66. If you're not of that niche of stereotypical gay men, it's not really a movie for you. I'm not a yasss qween who's into drugs or alcohol abuse or obsessed with sex so I wouldn't fit in with a crowd of gays like that. And believe me, I tried when I was younger. Once you've seen it up close, you see how disgusting it can be.

by Anonymousreply 69June 27, 2022 10:52 PM

Someone let margaret cho rewrite her scenes next time. She is funnier than this dialogue.

by Anonymousreply 70June 28, 2022 1:31 AM

I'd love a Margret Cho movie, but Bowen's stereotypical mess of a movie no.

by Anonymousreply 71June 28, 2022 2:22 AM
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