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Harry falls off polo horse

Did anyone ask if the horse is okay?

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by Anonymousreply 80June 25, 2022 12:35 AM

Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night

by Anonymousreply 1June 13, 2022 1:51 PM

why doesn't he use rogaine???

by Anonymousreply 2June 13, 2022 1:59 PM

I don't usually find this sort of thing amusing, but in this case, I'll make an exception. Couldn't happen to a douchier douche.

by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2022 1:59 PM

Who would’ve thought they’d have access to a string of poloponies?

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2022 2:03 PM

Is he still piercing these animals with spurs?

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by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2022 2:05 PM

That happened to Henry VIII just before his marriage to Anne Boleyn went south. Harry and Meghan got married on the same date Boleyn was executed. Omens are real.

by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2022 2:07 PM

On a side note, can't Katherine McPhee afford a sundress that doesn't entirely expose her black bra? Not the classiest of looks.

by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2022 2:08 PM

Does this pig ever do anything productive?

by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2022 2:12 PM

He really is a waste of space as a human with his whore wife.

by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2022 2:14 PM

Mr. Ed's revenge.

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2022 2:20 PM

But where was the lovely and supportive DuchESS? Did she rush to his aid, or was she too busy taking care of the kids, doing the laundry, and mopping the floors?

by Anonymousreply 11June 13, 2022 2:21 PM

Either shave it off or get hair plugs. It's time to make a decision.

by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2022 2:24 PM

His hair isn't the only thing he's lost..

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by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2022 2:30 PM

My lord, he is almost entirely bald now.

OP, the answer to your question is Yes. The article assures us that the horse was okay.

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2022 2:31 PM

What else, R13?

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2022 2:31 PM

Is this site really so obsessed with the guy that every single thing that happens to him needs a new thread?

by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2022 2:34 PM

Harry, so down to earth. A man of the people playing an elitist game that only the wealthy are entertained by.

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2022 2:46 PM

I'm glad that CA has access to a Royal prince to make it feel more stylish. Sadly, this Prince is the weak branch on the tree.

I'm glad he busted his butt. Its a shame Megs didn't land beneath him.

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2022 2:50 PM

It's time to shave it all off. That frizzy ginger tonsure is awful.

by Anonymousreply 19June 13, 2022 2:56 PM

So sad to see that narcissistic asshole David Foster looking so terribly old . . .

by Anonymousreply 20June 13, 2022 2:58 PM

Polo is an extreme sport. It needs not just great skill but great courage. Stallone likened it to playing golf in an earthquake. Yes he plays.

Even the best riders can die from a fall, like Gracida, a 10 goal player, did just a few years ago.

I'm glad Harry is ok.

by Anonymousreply 21June 13, 2022 3:01 PM

The Harry & Meghan Troll has shit fall out of his mouth. That's all he has. He's tired of trolling Pete, so THIS shit is all he's got.

by Anonymousreply 22June 13, 2022 3:01 PM

R1 Don't you mean "Auguries of Innocence" by William Blake?

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2022 3:04 PM

R16 it is truly pathetic that these internet royalists take such delight in someone falling off a horse just because they're upset at this former working royal and his wife daring to leave their parasitic family and speak publicly about some of the offensive things this family has done to him and his wife. He didn't kill anyone. Didn't rape anyone. Didn't make fun of a different race's culture in public. But they're painting him as the absolute worst person to have ever existed.

by Anonymousreply 24June 13, 2022 3:08 PM

The Daily Mail out-Daily-Mailed itself with this second introductory bullet point:

"He donned green top, white trousers and black boots as he placed hands behind his head during a break"

by Anonymousreply 25June 13, 2022 3:13 PM

R23 yes I know but I was alluding to the Christie novel where SPOILER someone kills their rich spouse by having them scared and flung off their horse!

by Anonymousreply 26June 13, 2022 3:16 PM

I thought things cooled between the Harkles and the Fosters when Meg got too touchy feely friendly with David who is wealthier than her own husband?

Katharine better think twice about giving Meg another chance. Next thing you know Meg will be sitting next to David at some event with her chicken legs spread unnecessarily wide like she did with Serena's husband.

by Anonymousreply 27June 13, 2022 3:16 PM

R24, being humorless is also pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 28June 13, 2022 3:17 PM

It seems that, like DL, the Mail doesn't have an Edit function either:

"After working up a sweat, the red-faced royal was pictured taking a break as he placed his hands behind his head and sunk into his right hip."

by Anonymousreply 29June 13, 2022 3:21 PM

Another thread to distract from the Jan 6th hearings going on right now.

by Anonymousreply 30June 13, 2022 3:25 PM

I think the saddest part is that David Foster is a father figure to him. David Foster? That's the best he could do?

by Anonymousreply 31June 13, 2022 3:28 PM

Who gives a fucking SHIT.

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2022 3:28 PM

I can't stand David Foster. He was insufferable on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Anyone who would want to be friends with him has really poor judgment.

by Anonymousreply 33June 13, 2022 3:39 PM

Seems like SMeg wasn't there at this particular game. Perhaps that's why the Fosters decided to show up.

by Anonymousreply 34June 13, 2022 3:48 PM

A photo with Nacho Figueras' wife but no pictures of Harry's teammate Nacho? WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 35June 13, 2022 3:50 PM

Nachos' wife was the one who posted that sneaky picture of Meg's back fat straining against that dress with the ship print. She looks very pleased with herself!

by Anonymousreply 36June 13, 2022 3:54 PM

If he landed on his ass, they need to check for brain swell.

by Anonymousreply 37June 13, 2022 3:55 PM

You look very pleased playing with your own feces.

by Anonymousreply 38June 13, 2022 3:55 PM

He looks awful these days. Just get a hair transplant already.

by Anonymousreply 39June 13, 2022 3:56 PM

OP looks like a turd.

by Anonymousreply 40June 13, 2022 3:57 PM

Fuck off R38

by Anonymousreply 41June 13, 2022 3:57 PM

The Harry & Meghan Troll is triggered! Why don't you start ANOTHER H & M thread to go with the 78 you've already started? Oh, that's right, you're a useless piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 42June 13, 2022 4:01 PM

Do these two have any other friends besides the Fosters?

by Anonymousreply 43June 13, 2022 4:12 PM

Do you start any other thread besides the endless H & M's, Royals and Pete threads? You know, besides the Republican cocksucker threads.

by Anonymousreply 44June 13, 2022 4:14 PM

Why is he riding Camilla?

by Anonymousreply 45June 13, 2022 4:27 PM

Harry falling off the horse...what an apt metaphor for his life these days.....

by Anonymousreply 46June 13, 2022 4:45 PM

Those are $9000.00 polo boots............just sayin...........

by Anonymousreply 47June 13, 2022 4:53 PM

It's a worthless pasttime that brutalizes ponies and it's the only thing he's got going for him. And, yes I just watched all three hours of this morning's hearings.

by Anonymousreply 48June 13, 2022 5:35 PM

[quote] I can't stand David Foster. He was insufferable on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Anyone who would want to be friends with him has really poor judgment.

AND he was married to Yolanda. She was awful as well.

by Anonymousreply 49June 13, 2022 5:59 PM

Not quite as effective as a speeding car in a French tunnel, but I'm sure the firm will get it right next time.

by Anonymousreply 50June 13, 2022 6:02 PM

Looks like the KGT got triggered again. Lighten up people, I wouldn't be joking about it if Harry or the horse were badly hurt. Also I don't know what Pete threads I allegedly started and I am not trying to distract from the January 6 stuff. Go back to school Nancy Drew.

by Anonymousreply 51June 13, 2022 9:54 PM

Shouldn't they be destroying that poor suffering animal?

by Anonymousreply 52June 13, 2022 9:56 PM

Did the horse step on him? Did he get killed?

by Anonymousreply 53June 13, 2022 9:57 PM

It's very embarrassing, for what is his worth? His old world, aristocratic elegant bonafides bestowed upon nouveau riche Santa Barbara cafe society- Real Housewive's own David Foster and his American Idol castoff fifth wife, MAYBE Oprah, his cable Ace nominee bride?

You have one job, Harry: stay on your high horse.

by Anonymousreply 54June 13, 2022 10:02 PM

You'd think he be better at it after riding Megan around the compound for years.

by Anonymousreply 55June 13, 2022 10:02 PM

Holy genetic pattern baldness, Batman. He needs to go the Wills route and cut it. Wills has a much nicer face. And the throne...

by Anonymousreply 56June 13, 2022 10:05 PM

Have his uncensored nude Vegas pics ever surfaced?

by Anonymousreply 57June 13, 2022 10:07 PM

Megsy would probably love him to die from a fall, she'd love to depict herself as the griefing widow with two little fatherless kids to take care of.

Perhaps that's why she allows him to play polo in the first place, lol.

by Anonymousreply 58June 13, 2022 10:57 PM

The Horse: “And you know, thank you for asking, because not many people have asked if I’m OK. Having a ginger polo bum hamming it up for Netflix on top of you is a very real thing to be going through, so – no – I’m not OK”

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by Anonymousreply 59June 13, 2022 11:19 PM

r13 Once they get married and have kids, the looks degrade significantly

by Anonymousreply 60June 13, 2022 11:21 PM

[quote] the griefing widow


by Anonymousreply 61June 13, 2022 11:28 PM

R59, "like being ridden by a Brillo pad."

by Anonymousreply 62June 13, 2022 11:41 PM

OT, but he should start wearing a hairpiece. They both look terrible bald.

by Anonymousreply 63June 13, 2022 11:50 PM

Poor Harry is starting to look like Edgar Buchanan.

by Anonymousreply 64June 14, 2022 12:00 AM

[quote] Those are $9000.00 polo boots............just sayin...........

Yet he is attending weddings with holes in the soles of his shoes.

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by Anonymousreply 65June 14, 2022 12:15 PM

R25, they write some amazing shit. Yesterday was something like "which she paired with shoes." Well, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 66June 14, 2022 12:25 PM

R21, courage? It's a useless sport that only the wealthy can participate in. And those poor horses. It's animal abuse to make them go through all that just so that some rich bloke can wack a ball around while wearing a stylish outfit.

Polo should be banned. It's cruelty to animals.

by Anonymousreply 67June 14, 2022 1:17 PM

You should be banned for cruelty to your toilet.

by Anonymousreply 68June 14, 2022 1:18 PM

R65, she looked so good super thin. The modern take is interesting, leather belt and aviator-like glasses, not my cuppa but cool. Shame it didn't all work out...

by Anonymousreply 69June 14, 2022 2:38 PM

Remember when that English horse threw Madonna off? The horse was like 'no bitch, you're not Catherine the Great - get the fuck OFF!"

by Anonymousreply 70June 14, 2022 3:13 PM

Even his horse doesn't like him.

by Anonymousreply 71June 21, 2022 8:14 PM

Did anyone ask if Megan is OK?

by Anonymousreply 72June 21, 2022 8:21 PM

[quote] But where was the lovely and supportive DuchESS?

Practicing her widow's wardrobe

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by Anonymousreply 73June 21, 2022 8:23 PM

Why do they keep trying to make Meghan a fashion trendsetter/icon? She always looks like a greasy stuffed sausage. Who wants to look like that? There's nothing elegant about her.

by Anonymousreply 74June 22, 2022 2:11 PM

It doesn't matter how fat or ugly you are, as long as it screams rich. r74. See that fat Kardashian heifer destroying the Marilyn Monroe dress.

by Anonymousreply 75June 22, 2022 2:41 PM

As a kid, I always worried about the poor horses being forced into swimming pools for water polo. Now I worry about the poor horses being ridden by the harry formerly known as prince.

by Anonymousreply 76June 22, 2022 3:11 PM

PETA should make theirselves useful and throw red paint on the horse-abusing prince.

by Anonymousreply 77June 23, 2022 1:49 AM

Is he even a good polo player or do they humor him? I would think they pull back because nobody wants to be the one who is the cause of injury to Harry.

by Anonymousreply 78June 25, 2022 12:20 AM

Any story induces yawn upon yawns.

by Anonymousreply 79June 25, 2022 12:26 AM

It’s about time a Royal got off their high horse.

by Anonymousreply 80June 25, 2022 12:35 AM
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