Harry falls off polo horse

Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night

why doesn't he use rogaine???

I don't usually find this sort of thing amusing, but in this case, I'll make an exception. Couldn't happen to a douchier douche.

Who would’ve thought they’d have access to a string of poloponies?

Is he still piercing these animals with spurs?

That happened to Henry VIII just before his marriage to Anne Boleyn went south. Harry and Meghan got married on the same date Boleyn was executed. Omens are real.

On a side note, can't Katherine McPhee afford a sundress that doesn't entirely expose her black bra? Not the classiest of looks.

Does this pig ever do anything productive?

He really is a waste of space as a human with his whore wife.

Mr. Ed's revenge.

But where was the lovely and supportive DuchESS? Did she rush to his aid, or was she too busy taking care of the kids, doing the laundry, and mopping the floors?

Either shave it off or get hair plugs. It's time to make a decision.

His hair isn't the only thing he's lost..

My lord, he is almost entirely bald now.

OP, the answer to your question is Yes. The article assures us that the horse was okay.

What else, R13?

Is this site really so obsessed with the guy that every single thing that happens to him needs a new thread?

Harry, so down to earth. A man of the people playing an elitist game that only the wealthy are entertained by.

I'm glad that CA has access to a Royal prince to make it feel more stylish. Sadly, this Prince is the weak branch on the tree.

I'm glad he busted his butt. Its a shame Megs didn't land beneath him.

It's time to shave it all off. That frizzy ginger tonsure is awful.

So sad to see that narcissistic asshole David Foster looking so terribly old . . .

Polo is an extreme sport. It needs not just great skill but great courage. Stallone likened it to playing golf in an earthquake. Yes he plays.

Even the best riders can die from a fall, like Gracida, a 10 goal player, did just a few years ago.

I'm glad Harry is ok.

The Harry & Meghan Troll has shit fall out of his mouth. That's all he has. He's tired of trolling Pete, so THIS shit is all he's got.

R1 Don't you mean "Auguries of Innocence" by William Blake?

R16 it is truly pathetic that these internet royalists take such delight in someone falling off a horse just because they're upset at this former working royal and his wife daring to leave their parasitic family and speak publicly about some of the offensive things this family has done to him and his wife. He didn't kill anyone. Didn't rape anyone. Didn't make fun of a different race's culture in public. But they're painting him as the absolute worst person to have ever existed.

The Daily Mail out-Daily-Mailed itself with this second introductory bullet point:

"He donned green top, white trousers and black boots as he placed hands behind his head during a break"

R23 yes I know but I was alluding to the Christie novel where SPOILER someone kills their rich spouse by having them scared and flung off their horse!

I thought things cooled between the Harkles and the Fosters when Meg got too touchy feely friendly with David who is wealthier than her own husband?

Katharine better think twice about giving Meg another chance. Next thing you know Meg will be sitting next to David at some event with her chicken legs spread unnecessarily wide like she did with Serena's husband.

R24, being humorless is also pathetic.

It seems that, like DL, the Mail doesn't have an Edit function either:

"After working up a sweat, the red-faced royal was pictured taking a break as he placed his hands behind his head and sunk into his right hip."

Another thread to distract from the Jan 6th hearings going on right now.

I think the saddest part is that David Foster is a father figure to him. David Foster? That's the best he could do?

Who gives a fucking SHIT.

I can't stand David Foster. He was insufferable on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Anyone who would want to be friends with him has really poor judgment.

Seems like SMeg wasn't there at this particular game. Perhaps that's why the Fosters decided to show up.

A photo with Nacho Figueras' wife but no pictures of Harry's teammate Nacho? WTF?

Nachos' wife was the one who posted that sneaky picture of Meg's back fat straining against that dress with the ship print. She looks very pleased with herself!

If he landed on his ass, they need to check for brain swell.

You look very pleased playing with your own feces.

He looks awful these days. Just get a hair transplant already.

OP looks like a turd.

Fuck off R38

The Harry & Meghan Troll is triggered! Why don't you start ANOTHER H & M thread to go with the 78 you've already started? Oh, that's right, you're a useless piece of shit.

Do these two have any other friends besides the Fosters?

Do you start any other thread besides the endless H & M's, Royals and Pete threads? You know, besides the Republican cocksucker threads.

Why is he riding Camilla?

Harry falling off the horse...what an apt metaphor for his life these days.....

Those are $9000.00 polo boots............just sayin...........

It's a worthless pasttime that brutalizes ponies and it's the only thing he's got going for him. And, yes I just watched all three hours of this morning's hearings.

[quote] I can't stand David Foster. He was insufferable on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Anyone who would want to be friends with him has really poor judgment.

AND he was married to Yolanda. She was awful as well.

Not quite as effective as a speeding car in a French tunnel, but I'm sure the firm will get it right next time.

Looks like the KGT got triggered again. Lighten up people, I wouldn't be joking about it if Harry or the horse were badly hurt. Also I don't know what Pete threads I allegedly started and I am not trying to distract from the January 6 stuff. Go back to school Nancy Drew.

Shouldn't they be destroying that poor suffering animal?

Did the horse step on him? Did he get killed?

It's very embarrassing, for what is his worth? His old world, aristocratic elegant bonafides bestowed upon nouveau riche Santa Barbara cafe society- Real Housewive's own David Foster and his American Idol castoff fifth wife, MAYBE Oprah, his cable Ace nominee bride?

You have one job, Harry: stay on your high horse.

You'd think he be better at it after riding Megan around the compound for years.

Holy genetic pattern baldness, Batman. He needs to go the Wills route and cut it. Wills has a much nicer face. And the throne...

Have his uncensored nude Vegas pics ever surfaced?

Megsy would probably love him to die from a fall, she'd love to depict herself as the griefing widow with two little fatherless kids to take care of.

Perhaps that's why she allows him to play polo in the first place, lol.

The Horse: “And you know, thank you for asking, because not many people have asked if I’m OK. Having a ginger polo bum hamming it up for Netflix on top of you is a very real thing to be going through, so – no – I’m not OK”

r13 Once they get married and have kids, the looks degrade significantly

[quote] the griefing widow

Oh DEAR!

R59, "like being ridden by a Brillo pad."

OT, but he should start wearing a hairpiece. They both look terrible bald.

Poor Harry is starting to look like Edgar Buchanan.

[quote] Those are $9000.00 polo boots............just sayin...........

Yet he is attending weddings with holes in the soles of his shoes.

R25, they write some amazing shit. Yesterday was something like "which she paired with shoes." Well, yeah.

R21, courage? It's a useless sport that only the wealthy can participate in. And those poor horses. It's animal abuse to make them go through all that just so that some rich bloke can wack a ball around while wearing a stylish outfit.

Polo should be banned. It's cruelty to animals.

You should be banned for cruelty to your toilet.

R65, she looked so good super thin. The modern take is interesting, leather belt and aviator-like glasses, not my cuppa but cool. Shame it didn't all work out...

Remember when that English horse threw Madonna off? The horse was like 'no bitch, you're not Catherine the Great - get the fuck OFF!"

Even his horse doesn't like him.

Did anyone ask if Megan is OK?

[quote] But where was the lovely and supportive DuchESS?

Practicing her widow's wardrobe

Why do they keep trying to make Meghan a fashion trendsetter/icon? She always looks like a greasy stuffed sausage. Who wants to look like that? There's nothing elegant about her.

It doesn't matter how fat or ugly you are, as long as it screams rich. r74. See that fat Kardashian heifer destroying the Marilyn Monroe dress.

As a kid, I always worried about the poor horses being forced into swimming pools for water polo. Now I worry about the poor horses being ridden by the harry formerly known as prince.

PETA should make theirselves useful and throw red paint on the horse-abusing prince.

Is he even a good polo player or do they humor him? I would think they pull back because nobody wants to be the one who is the cause of injury to Harry.

Any story induces yawn upon yawns.

It’s about time a Royal got off their high horse.