I think I’ve found Greg’s YouTube account

Tony Woodard= Greg?

Eat it all and then run to the shitter quick!

Damn that looks GOOD. But it's not fancy enough for Greg. Too common and simple for this tastes.

Is he white?

the video has less than 200 views, so how did you find it, or is that your own video?

I'm game for the pudding and cool whip, but Twinkies are absolutely disgusting to me for some reason. Skip this dessert, and invest a little more time to make Strawberry Pretzel Salad. Yes, it's a dessert which is commonly referred to as a "salad".

There are prettier versions out there, but because this is DL, AND because she's from my home state, I'm obligated to post the Simply Sara version of the dish.

Oh, and I'd love to find out Greg has a Youtube channel! Ha!

All it needs is some peeps on top.

Greg would have written this mess up as a patisserie crème filled sponge finger dessert, with a 70% dark chocolate ganache, topped with hand-whipped double cream.

Don’t get me wrong, the recipe would have been twinkies, jello, and cool whip just like shown, but the write up for DL would be the above.

No that is not Greg. Greg has better taste than that. He would never make something that crappy!

[quote] He would never make something that crappy!

R9 Actually Greg made that shit at home for himself, but once he got online at DL, it became "a patisserie crème filled sponge finger for the weekend boy hooker..." as R8 said.

He looks like a trashy methhead, so this is the dessert I expect him to make.

How can he be that skinny if he eats this trash? DAMN.

Oh Greg. Really?

R11 got it right about CUNT Greg.

Where? WHERE???

Its lacking prunes, so not Greg, unless he's concealing his usual MO. I imagine Greg to be about 90, and a great big fat man, although he could live in a trailer like this guy.

🤢 That must taste disgusting. A simple cheap yellow cake from any supermarket bakery would work better as a base than Twinkies.

I’m SO disappointed to see Greg filming these shortcut videos. But maybe these are Early Greg, before he launched himself with a style maven makeover here on DL.

It just goes to show, even our biggest idols have skeletons (and jello instant pudding) in their closets.

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QUE ?

No Twinkies 4 me. I'm waiting for my pizza to be delivered.

If the Twinkie cake turned your stomach, get a load of this.

^^^ How is this dude so freakin skinny if he eats this way?

Waits for Greg to weigh in.

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[quote] Damn that looks GOOD. But it's not fancy enough for Greg. Too common and simple for this tastes.

True. Many people out here are too common and simple for my tastes.

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[quote] Its lacking prunes, so not Greg, unless he's concealing his usual MO. I imagine Greg to be about 90, and a great big fat man, although he could live in a trailer like this guy.

Oh, R16, you make me smile. I'm 55 and weigh 168/170 pounds. I live in a brownstone in Boston and in an 1868 farmhouse on Cape Cod.

[quote] [R11] got it right about CUNT Greg.

Thank you, I may be a CUNT, but I am not a trashy methhead.

Have a nice day!

[quote] Oh Greg. Really?

No. Not really.

[quote] No that is not Greg. Greg has better taste than that. He would never make something that crappy!

A true understatement!

[quote] Greg would have written this mess up as a patisserie crème filled sponge finger dessert, with a 70% dark chocolate ganache, topped with hand-whipped double cream. Don’t get me wrong, the recipe would have been twinkies, jello, and cool whip just like shown, but the write up for DL would be the above.

R8, you sound jealous. But the truth is, you are right. You have uncovered the truth of me. I am so ashamed.

You all sound like a bunch of unfunny women.

What the fuck is this painful Dlisted comments-level attempt at humor.”?

Fraus aren’t funny, Jesus H. Christ!

[quote] You all sound like a bunch of unfunny women. What the fuck is this painful Dlisted comments-level attempt at humor.”? Fraus aren’t funny, Jesus H. Christ!

Hello, R31. Thanks for the feedback. We take your comments to heart and pledge to try to be better with our attempts at humor.

Jesus H. Christ be with you as well!

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not enough prunes for me

Take all this Greg bullshit to Mumsnet. I don’t even know what the fucking joke is supposed to be, but OMG PRUUUUUUNES!!!” 50 times a day on DL is ridiculous. Stop clogging up the threads with your tedious attempts at wit.

You straight fat fraus need to get the fuck off this site.

Does someone have a case of the MONDAYS?