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Why is Maluma being such a tease?

Don’t tease unless you can put your money where your mouth is and show us the goods!!!

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by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2022 2:43 AM

He is constantly teasing because when you don't have any talent, you need to keep the public's attention by either getting your clothes off or being the source of constant scandals. Since being a tease helps him to get attention from the trashy whores, grimy chavs and desperate queens who idolize him, he plays it coy. I guess that when a younger talentless underclass ñero comes to replace him, we can expect a sex tape and some full frontal shots.

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2022 5:27 PM

Add you date another celeb to that list r1

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2022 5:29 PM

This is his version of the famous Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover. Adam Levine did one as well many years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2022 5:37 PM

Janet is so fucking influential

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2022 6:17 PM

He’s hot

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2022 7:12 PM

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by Anonymousreply 6December 6, 2022 1:09 AM

Tiny little guy. I only realized this after he flounced off from the World Cup interview

by Anonymousreply 7December 6, 2022 1:12 AM

his gay doppelganger is hotter

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by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2022 2:43 AM
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