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Erna the Movie!

It’s with a shit eating grin that I formally announce this epic movie 🎥 out soon. Wear your nose plugs if you don’t want the 4 D experience.

by Anonymousreply 33June 27, 2022 6:42 AM

[quote] Erna

Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2022 2:43 AM

Stinkfish.

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2022 2:46 AM

Julia Garner has been "offered" the role of Erna in her upcoming biopic

"Garner beat out over a 2-3 candidates for the part, and has for months been speculated as the frontrunner. Garner’s team is considering and expected to accept the gig, said another source."

I can't with these laughable press releases. Poor Julia, they are obviously trying to force her into this mess. Stand your ground girl, don't cave in.

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2022 2:54 AM

Shouldn't the. Title role be played by a sister?

Caitlyn?

NOT a fish!!!

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2022 5:22 AM

Erna:

When life gave her lemons she made movies about people drinking lemonade!

by Anonymousreply 5June 19, 2022 1:48 PM

also about people eating chocolate!

by Anonymousreply 6June 19, 2022 2:37 PM

Erna is simply a bore.

Just what is “leche”?

Unlike Eliza, her chasteness is nil. I give up!

by Anonymousreply 7June 19, 2022 11:06 PM

[quote] Erna

Cunt!

[quote] Erna

Fetid Nazi pedo shit eating cunt!

by Anonymousreply 8June 19, 2022 11:08 PM

Erna is the star of DL!

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2022 11:24 AM

The costumes will be shit-stained t-shirts and Mom jeans.

by Anonymousreply 10June 23, 2022 11:48 AM

As a child our parents would bring us here for breakfast after Sunday Mass. We spent August usually at Lakeside.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 23, 2022 7:07 PM

Oh, shut the fuck up, you tedious cunt.

by Anonymousreply 12June 23, 2022 7:08 PM

Who will play the Blatino husbear?

by Anonymousreply 13June 23, 2022 7:10 PM

Javier Bardem

by Anonymousreply 14June 25, 2022 4:16 PM

Our story is a simple one. The first half ruined by Miss Boozette. And the second half saved by Miss Poozette. Discuss!

by Anonymousreply 15June 25, 2022 5:15 PM

Will Smith IS Erna!

by Anonymousreply 16June 25, 2022 8:27 PM

Erna is a fashion icon to Gen Z with the mom jeans

by Anonymousreply 17June 25, 2022 8:29 PM

We shall be in residence in Paris for August.

by Anonymousreply 18June 26, 2022 6:24 AM

The poster:

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by Anonymousreply 19June 26, 2022 3:16 PM

I passed a Fiat with this bumper sticker:

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by Anonymousreply 20June 26, 2022 3:17 PM

I am the Boy Scout Camp latrines' concrete catch unit, or as Erna calls it, The Lake House.

by Anonymousreply 21June 26, 2022 3:19 PM

I'm the scratch-and-sniff Scent-O-Rama card with 30 different aromas of ripe shit.

by Anonymousreply 22June 26, 2022 3:33 PM
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by Anonymousreply 23June 26, 2022 3:39 PM

I wonder which cost more. Those glasses or that $17 wig?

by Anonymousreply 24June 26, 2022 3:46 PM

Is there any verificatia that those photos are of our Erna?

by Anonymousreply 25June 26, 2022 4:20 PM

At the old Tybee Board, he posted pics of himself from his Barcelona apartment and the flat he rents out in gay Paris. Pretty sure it is him. Wonder how that poor schnauzer dog is.

by Anonymousreply 26June 26, 2022 4:35 PM

Does Erna's pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 27June 26, 2022 4:38 PM

If it does it would be overwhelmed by all the shit anyway R27

by Anonymousreply 28June 26, 2022 4:39 PM

Mrs. Patrick Campbell used to post thirst traps on the other message board. And when they wouldn't get the reaction he craved he would ask Tybee to delete them.

That is why I always saved them.

Some of those pics are almost 20 years old.

He even posted pics of his facelift. And pics from when he was a whore back in the 70s.

by Anonymousreply 29June 26, 2022 4:48 PM

Will it be a snuff movie?

[quote]Does Erna's pussy stink?

Do you mean her no no?

by Anonymousreply 30June 26, 2022 5:03 PM

She is rather pretty.

What is her age in the photo?

by Anonymousreply 31June 27, 2022 5:17 AM

Guest starring Lesley Ann Warren as Poo Shoes!

by Anonymousreply 32June 27, 2022 6:37 AM

Erna's hot in pic 1.

by Anonymousreply 33June 27, 2022 6:42 AM
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