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Have you ever had 2 dicks in ass?

I can only imagine...

by Anonymousreply 126July 4, 2022 5:53 PM

I can barely handle one dick in my ass on the rare occasion it happens

by Anonymousreply 1May 22, 2022 3:38 AM

Yes. It's sort of my thing.

by Anonymousreply 2May 22, 2022 3:39 AM

Is this about the two-dicked baby again?

by Anonymousreply 3May 22, 2022 3:40 AM

R3 No idea what that's about. Only asking about what 2 dicks in the ass feels like.

by Anonymousreply 4May 22, 2022 3:44 AM

This is extreme. I’m so unexpected

by Anonymousreply 5May 22, 2022 3:46 AM

Have you ever been one of the 2 dicks in the ass?

by Anonymousreply 6May 22, 2022 3:48 AM

Inexperience *

by Anonymousreply 7May 22, 2022 3:48 AM

DP mmmmmmmmm sounds like fun. Get those horse dildos out girls! Limber up.

by Anonymousreply 8May 22, 2022 3:50 AM

2? What a bunch of prudes! I’ve had dozens!

by Anonymousreply 9May 22, 2022 3:55 AM

R9 At the same time??

by Anonymousreply 10May 22, 2022 3:57 AM

Slut

by Anonymousreply 11May 22, 2022 4:01 AM

[quote][R9] At the same time??

Um, no! What are we taking about?

by Anonymousreply 12May 22, 2022 5:12 AM

We are talking about watching too much porn.

by Anonymousreply 13May 22, 2022 12:01 PM

Let me clarify: Two dicks at the same time up your ass OR have you ever participated in the deed?

by Anonymousreply 14May 23, 2022 5:56 PM

You're opening up a big ol' can of goatse with this thread, OP.

by Anonymousreply 15May 23, 2022 5:59 PM

I have enough problems with constipation, to be quite frank.

by Anonymousreply 16May 23, 2022 5:59 PM

Yes, quite frequently.

by Anonymousreply 17May 23, 2022 6:04 PM

I've been one of two tops in an ass a few times. It felt fucking amazing. I want to do it more often.

by Anonymousreply 18May 23, 2022 6:11 PM

I've been spit roasted and tagteamed, never DP'd

by Anonymousreply 19May 23, 2022 6:46 PM

I have been one of the 2 dicks in an ass at the same time, yes. I can't even take one dick up my ass, surely not 2

by Anonymousreply 20May 23, 2022 6:51 PM

I have been one of the tops and watched on many occasions.

by Anonymousreply 21May 23, 2022 7:02 PM

Yes. It was fun. Highly recommend. One was rather large and the other was average. That helped. I can't imagine it with two monster dicks, but it's possible with one above average and one that's average.

by Anonymousreply 22May 23, 2022 7:11 PM

No, but in my career as "executive hostess," I have had what Howard Stern refers to as "three hole input."

by Anonymousreply 23May 23, 2022 7:12 PM

R18, R20, and R21: Enchantée, come on over! 😏😉😈

by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2022 7:13 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Two men up in the man???!! No no no no! It is not the possible!

by Anonymousreply 25May 23, 2022 7:26 PM

Yes it was amazing. I was one of two tops too once but my dick is too small and it kept slipping out.

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2022 10:01 PM

DAP IS GREAT! TAP is too!

by Anonymousreply 27May 23, 2022 10:21 PM

In my experience, long upward curving dicks work best.

by Anonymousreply 28May 24, 2022 1:59 AM

Triple anal is interesting to me

by Anonymousreply 29May 24, 2022 10:31 PM

R29 Yikes! Is that a real thing?

by Anonymousreply 30May 24, 2022 10:56 PM

Nah it's just that r39 calls his mouth an asshole too because of all the shit that come out of it.

by Anonymousreply 31May 24, 2022 11:36 PM

Yes, fool r30. Google it.

by Anonymousreply 32May 24, 2022 11:45 PM

R31 fucks dogs.

by Anonymousreply 33May 24, 2022 11:45 PM

anti-gay trolling

by Anonymousreply 34May 24, 2022 11:46 PM

There is a way to do it where the tops are sort of overlapping and the bottom can do it a lot easier. Bottoms really love it if you can get this position right. In this position, the bottom is actually on top of the two guys that are layered so their junk lines up together. The bottoms love it, they go crazy. It’s like a fantasy for them.

by Anonymousreply 35May 24, 2022 11:49 PM

Then they go to the ER hooray!

by Anonymousreply 36May 25, 2022 12:59 AM

Good Lord. That’s falls under the too much information category. And no freaking way

by Anonymousreply 37May 25, 2022 1:19 AM

There are way too many tops in this thread to be believed.

by Anonymousreply 38May 25, 2022 1:28 AM

In my coked out crazy days, my very well hung bf tried to do it with him and a dildo. Despite his best attempts, I wasn't able to handle it.

It's a shame I have learned to live with.

by Anonymousreply 39May 25, 2022 1:50 AM

[quote] Triple anal is interesting to me

Only [italic]three?[/italic]

It hardly seems worth it...

by Anonymousreply 40May 25, 2022 1:55 AM

It's never enough for some of you future human hand puppets is it?

by Anonymousreply 41May 25, 2022 2:56 AM

I think I would faint if I managed to get two dicks up my ass at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 42May 25, 2022 2:59 AM

Call me when you had 3 dicks at once.

by Anonymousreply 43May 25, 2022 3:03 AM

^^Oh, you would still love it, Senator Graham. You KNOW you dream about it.

by Anonymousreply 44May 25, 2022 3:05 AM

Some guys find anal prolapse and rectal bleeding hot!

by Anonymousreply 45May 25, 2022 3:08 AM

Only when it's nice and septic, R45.

by Anonymousreply 46May 25, 2022 3:10 AM

No pain no gain

by Anonymousreply 47May 25, 2022 3:11 AM

Freakshow bottoms can never get enough.

by Anonymousreply 48May 25, 2022 3:16 AM

On my bucket list!

by Anonymousreply 49May 25, 2022 3:21 AM

Of course, girl

by Anonymousreply 50May 25, 2022 3:35 AM

According to the two tops who did it to me, it felt great to them as well. Guess all the friction of their dicks hitting each other is a nice experience.

by Anonymousreply 51May 25, 2022 5:52 PM

R51 I would guess all the balls bouncing against each other would also be exciting to tops.

by Anonymousreply 52May 25, 2022 6:27 PM

ALL.THE.TIME!

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by Anonymousreply 53May 25, 2022 6:46 PM

Yes, how do you think I became an American?

by Anonymousreply 54May 25, 2022 7:06 PM

Yes, Monday and Tuesday

by Anonymousreply 55May 25, 2022 7:42 PM

r42 i agree. you would probably faint if you even saw 2 dicks.

by Anonymousreply 56May 26, 2022 10:02 AM

[quote]It was fun. Highly recommend. One was rather large and the other was average. That helped. I can't imagine it with two monster dicks, but it's possible with one above average and one that's average.

It works much better when the two dicks are comparable in size, that way they both have a better chance of getting more ass time and less slippage.

And not too average in length. It takes some size to allow for more of the length of each dick to be outside the ass-- one dick can get all the way in, but with two men fucking the same ass, there's some dick that never gets fully in the ass just from the logistics of 3 bodies in such proximity.

by Anonymousreply 57May 26, 2022 10:20 AM

Yes, and I barely noticed.

by Anonymousreply 58May 26, 2022 10:52 AM

Do they even do this in porn? Post some links, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 59May 26, 2022 11:15 AM

R59 you’re kidding right?

by Anonymousreply 60May 26, 2022 11:52 AM

R59 Have you ever watched porn??

by Anonymousreply 61May 26, 2022 11:54 AM

Not this kind, apparently. Gay porn is the worst porn. You have to go back to the 70s to get to the good stuff. Now it's all dudes spitting on each other and 5000 watt lights trained on anuses, like surgery.

by Anonymousreply 62May 26, 2022 12:04 PM

Do bottoms constantly need bigger and bigger things shoved up their holes?

by Anonymousreply 63May 26, 2022 4:00 PM

^^ No. Bottoms need lovemaking from tops who love and desire them reciprocally.

by Anonymousreply 64May 26, 2022 5:53 PM

Really? Going by this thread it's the bigger and bigger thing.

by Anonymousreply 65May 26, 2022 6:03 PM

R65 You go by this thread because you have no life outside your mommys basement

by Anonymousreply 66May 26, 2022 6:05 PM

And you obviously have a gaping mantrap R66.

by Anonymousreply 67May 26, 2022 6:08 PM

!!!!WARNING!!!! Never look up "anal prolapse" in Google images.

by Anonymousreply 68May 26, 2022 9:20 PM

A lot of people get off on a prolapse licking it and fucking it

by Anonymousreply 69May 26, 2022 9:26 PM

Wow, there's always something new to make me nauseous, good work.

by Anonymousreply 70May 26, 2022 9:46 PM

Of course!

by Anonymousreply 71May 26, 2022 9:48 PM

R69 You are correct. I never heard of an anal prolapse and was amazed when I saw guys licking and sucking 'the rosebud.' I remember a post about a guy whose partner wanted him to prolapse his own anus so he could suck it. Wow!

by Anonymousreply 72May 26, 2022 11:46 PM

And I thought the Beef and Noodles people were far out....

by Anonymousreply 73May 27, 2022 1:00 AM

Never done DP personally but love to watch it in porn.

by Anonymousreply 74May 27, 2022 2:28 AM

Why I never in all my life.

by Anonymousreply 75May 27, 2022 7:40 AM

Fapping to DAP is fun

by Anonymousreply 76May 27, 2022 11:47 AM

I see it all the time in porn. It never looks like anyone is having a nice time.

by Anonymousreply 77May 27, 2022 12:22 PM

Maybe they didn't take the time for the drugs to fully kick in fully. R77

by Anonymousreply 78May 27, 2022 6:28 PM

I did it one time. I'm not exactly tight as a velvet glove but I'm not prolapsed, either.

It worked because one of the guys was tall and had a curved dick and laid underneath me, and then the second guy, a short wrestler type, was able to get on top.

It lasted for about three minutes and then the two guys got super excited and both of them came. Interesting sensation but at the end of the day I had to get myself off so, nah, it's not as fun as advertised.

by Anonymousreply 79May 27, 2022 6:35 PM

R79 I thought that might be the outcome - that the two tops would be much more excited than the bottom, rubbing their dicks together inside an ass, bouncing their balls off each other.

by Anonymousreply 80May 28, 2022 3:16 AM

Is anyone else sort of shocked at this thread? I wonder most about the people who say they actually have witnessed it on multiple occasions. I mean can you imagine? I have seen it in porn...but that's it.

by Anonymousreply 81May 28, 2022 3:26 AM

A lot of guys treat porn as a guide on how to be gay. R81

by Anonymousreply 82May 28, 2022 3:41 AM

I have two dicks in my ass right now!

by Anonymousreply 83May 28, 2022 3:42 AM

R81 I was shocked the first time I saw it in amateur porn then I started seeing it in 'pro' porn but never saw it or experienced it in real life. It's why I started this thread. The consensus so far seems to be that it's pleasurable for the tops - not so much for the bottoms - and some of us would get off on watching.

by Anonymousreply 84May 28, 2022 4:00 AM

I have not, although I remember seeing this video online when I was a teenager, at a time when I was really coming to terms with my sexuality. In short, after watching this, there was not a doubt in my mind that I liked men and men only.

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by Anonymousreply 85May 28, 2022 7:15 AM

I enjoyed it a lot as the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 86May 28, 2022 8:23 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 87May 30, 2022 2:01 AM

Busted booty bump.

by Anonymousreply 88May 30, 2022 8:15 PM

I want but am afraid

by Anonymousreply 89June 3, 2022 4:32 AM

I have two cocks in my hole as I type this

by Anonymousreply 90June 3, 2022 4:34 AM

This thread is pure filth if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 91June 3, 2022 5:03 AM

I thought we might find you here, R91. Again.

by Anonymousreply 92June 3, 2022 8:07 AM

We’ve done it ALL my dears!

by Anonymousreply 93June 3, 2022 11:58 AM

You should be R89, if not for the possible tearing of your sphincter, then for the fact your friends will make jokes about your gaping chasm behind your back forever.

by Anonymousreply 94June 3, 2022 2:40 PM

Behind your back LOL

by Anonymousreply 95June 3, 2022 2:41 PM

Hmmm, Judgment Day promises to be quite interesting for many of you. Have a blessed day.

by Anonymousreply 96June 3, 2022 2:43 PM

I've never had two cocks in my arse and don't plan to, though I like being fucked by one guy whilst sucking on the cock of another.

by Anonymousreply 97June 3, 2022 2:56 PM

[quote]This thread is pure filth if you ask me.

R91 Nobody asked you but thanks for playing.

by Anonymousreply 98June 4, 2022 9:00 AM

I prefer to get it whilst sandwiched between two guys. I've never liked that two guys put their cocks together and I sit on them position. My favorite time was when I took on three guys and the two guys with really thick cocks DP'd me, I gaped for about 4 hours until my hole snapped back.

by Anonymousreply 99June 4, 2022 1:20 PM

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 100June 4, 2022 1:21 PM

R99 I would have needed stitches.

by Anonymousreply 101June 11, 2022 6:06 PM

I could get monkey pox just from reading this thread. Women don't want to hear these types of things. You gurls really need to find more physically and emotionally healthy ways to spend your time than endlessly pursuing carnal pleasure. Volunteer, perhaps? I have to say, that I love this thread for the gossip and general snarkiness, but you start talking graphically about sex and discussing pornography, I find it incredibly offensive, and I won't tolerate it. This board is for everyone, so let's play together nice in the sandbox. Okay, gays?

by Anonymousreply 102June 11, 2022 10:17 PM

R102 Sing it sister! Verily, i have to carry my smelling salts with me when i come here. Such depravity is not for us ladies, right? We're ladies, aren't we?

by Anonymousreply 103June 11, 2022 10:32 PM

She wanted two cocks, doctor!

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by Anonymousreply 104June 11, 2022 10:49 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 105June 21, 2022 9:30 PM

Oh, bartender! I'd like "2 dicks in ass". With a little bit of lime juice. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 106June 21, 2022 9:41 PM

It took more than one dick to change my name to Wrigleyville Cumdump.

by Anonymousreply 107June 21, 2022 9:59 PM

R102. Since when were women the intended audience/participants on DL.

Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 108June 21, 2022 10:35 PM

One of my all-time favorite porn scenes is Czech bottom extraordinaire Paris Nio taking 3 cocks up his ass. It's amazing.

by Anonymousreply 109June 21, 2022 11:00 PM

R109 Link!! Please!!

by Anonymousreply 110June 22, 2022 9:50 PM

3 penises? As I always say, filth is as filth does.

by Anonymousreply 111June 22, 2022 9:57 PM

Only three?

by Anonymousreply 112June 22, 2022 9:58 PM

Tbf, R108, I think R102 was taking the piss.

by Anonymousreply 113June 22, 2022 10:21 PM

If you know any guys that can take two dicks at once, never be one of the dicks!

by Anonymousreply 114June 22, 2022 11:39 PM

R110, the topic of this thread starts around the 41 minute mark.

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by Anonymousreply 115June 23, 2022 1:19 AM

That sleazy former Russian twink is still doing porn?

by Anonymousreply 116June 23, 2022 1:39 AM

r115, that's disgusting. Some of us don't need to see that abomination.

by Anonymousreply 117June 23, 2022 3:21 AM

.,.,

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by Anonymousreply 118June 23, 2022 3:46 AM

R117 speak for yourself. Practically speaking, more than one cock in the ass is unnecessary, but it sure is fun to watch. I’ve never seen someone take three of them though. If I’m watching porn, the more dick, the better as far as I am concerned.

by Anonymousreply 119July 4, 2022 9:13 AM

R115 Thank you! That was extraordinary!

by Anonymousreply 120July 4, 2022 12:42 PM

OP- I’m a TOP.

I NEVER have any Cocks in my Ass.

by Anonymousreply 121July 4, 2022 1:16 PM

Yes.

Sometimes I find a couple in my ass in the morning.

And I have no recollection of how they got there!

It's rather comforting, in a way.

I've never slept through three, though. That takes a little accommodation.

by Anonymousreply 122July 4, 2022 1:43 PM

And people wonder why the gays are perceived as human petri dishes. It saddens me to say this, but many of you will not be in a good spot when Judgment Day arrives.

by Anonymousreply 123July 4, 2022 1:48 PM

I'm a top, and I don't like crowds, so the DP thing holds no appeal.

by Anonymousreply 124July 4, 2022 4:10 PM

I was once DP-ed by two street hustlers in the alley next to an adult vid store where we had met. All three of us attempted to sneak into one of the larger booths near the back of the store, but the crazy security guy screamed at us in Arabic and threw us out. I typically like to keep things classy, so normally I would've just let the opportunity pass, but I was too horny, so I had them tag-team me in the alleyway. Needless to say I tipped them a little extra.

by Anonymousreply 125July 4, 2022 5:48 PM

Who hasn't? C'mon, baby -- I'll Plant My Own Tree is about wood, but not the maple variety.

by Anonymousreply 126July 4, 2022 5:53 PM
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