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Public enemy number two! Kansas cops hunt female poopetrator who defecated on and DESTROYED eight wigs in a beauty store
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 19, 2022 9:02 PM |
I am sure it was a mercy pooping since any wig from Wichita would have to be dreadful
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 19, 2022 12:53 PM |
Lea Michele hits Wichita.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2022 1:05 PM |
My favorite tweet from the police department:
[quote] We've already confirmed that this is NOT Amber Heard so please stop calling and emailing that info! Thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 19, 2022 1:52 PM |
At least it wasn't in a pie!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 19, 2022 1:57 PM |
At least they have her DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 19, 2022 1:59 PM |
^at least they can trace her last meal!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 19, 2022 2:03 PM |
She's wearing a lanyard with her work ID. So he pooped into the store in her lunch break or couldn't hold it on her way home.
It's too bad the 'People who poop in stores' thread got eliminated by Muriel. Fascinating thread. People don't seem to understand or care that almost every public space is wired with cameras.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 19, 2022 2:13 PM |
They don’t sell bras there?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 19, 2022 2:16 PM |
Who buys a wig in a store? Poop away!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 19, 2022 2:30 PM |
[quote] ^at least they can trace her last meal!
Popeye's and Red Lobster are being questioned.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 19, 2022 2:37 PM |
"Dis wig sure got a snug fit but it smell BAD!"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 19, 2022 2:39 PM |
I wonder what the Dutch would think of her?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 19, 2022 2:44 PM |
When did I eat corn?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 19, 2022 2:47 PM |
Eight wigs though. Eight. Are they sure there’s only one culprit? We may be dealing with a flush mob. Led by a Svengali like Pied Pooper.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 19, 2022 2:50 PM |
People who poop in stores: 2022 edition
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 19, 2022 2:55 PM |
Just poop in the bathroom! How is this hard to do?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 19, 2022 2:57 PM |
[quote] Eight wigs though. Eight.
There's a plate of homemade wigs on the kitchen windowsill. And eight is enough to fill our wigs wiiiiiiiiiith shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 19, 2022 2:59 PM |
[quote]Eight wigs though.
Eight is enough.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 19, 2022 2:59 PM |
[quote]Just poop in the bathroom! How is this hard to do?
Such conventional thinking is so middle class, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 19, 2022 3:00 PM |
It's Kathy Barnette!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 19, 2022 3:02 PM |
I'm embarrassed for r16. So basic!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 19, 2022 3:35 PM |
Damn. I wanted some of those for my collection.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 19, 2022 3:40 PM |
Directions, please!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 19, 2022 4:04 PM |
Maybe our expectations for blacks is too high?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 19, 2022 4:17 PM |
Wichita Poopetrator > Baltimore Foot Stomper
21st Century reality is so much more absurd and filthy than 20th Century John Waters' fiction.
Strange times.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 19, 2022 9:02 PM |