What does it look like? Details, please!
Elon Musk's penis.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 20, 2022 6:50 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 19, 2022 3:18 AM |
OP = a smutty teenager
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2022 3:20 AM |
Like a little smurf village mushroom house. I bet it’s blue too.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 19, 2022 3:23 AM |
🤢🤮👎🙅🏻♂️
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 19, 2022 3:26 AM |
Do you think he does anal?🤭
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 19, 2022 3:28 AM |
He's experimenting with auto-pilot dildos...
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 19, 2022 3:30 AM |
OP, you'd be better informed, educated, and entertained by the concept of Joan Rivers' vagina.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 19, 2022 3:34 AM |
Uncut. He's white South African.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 19, 2022 3:51 AM |
I imagine it's been surgically enlarged.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 19, 2022 4:00 AM |
Tended by the very best Swiss surgeons, it’s a true one-off. The noble column has a pump and it’s surrounded by a cobra-shaped treasure trail created by grafting hairs from his head.
He was thirteen and demanded the procedures for his maid’s birthday. He was really into hats at the time.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 19, 2022 4:05 AM |
Way too veiny and looks like a road map.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 19, 2022 4:06 AM |
He probably has a tiny mushroom dick like Trump
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 19, 2022 4:07 AM |
If he's south african then he's probably dutch so it won't be disappointing.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 19, 2022 4:17 AM |
Asymmetrical.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 19, 2022 6:27 AM |
If it's anything like his face, it must be FUUUUUUUUGLY
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 19, 2022 6:32 AM |
It looks just like McTurtle's face and neck.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 19, 2022 7:14 AM |
Heard bearded for him so he is gay. Anybody who dates actresses/female singers is likely gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 19, 2022 10:55 AM |
Is Elon the new Madison who was the new Aaron?
So many "hate" threads that are really just the equivalent of a lovestruck school boy tugging on the ponytail of the pretty girl in front of him in class because he's too much of an incel just to ask her out.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 19, 2022 11:04 AM |
Are we sure that whatever alien species he hails from even has human genitalia?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 19, 2022 11:07 AM |
Ewwww, perish the thought... :-/
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 19, 2022 11:34 AM |
Penis? Are we sure? Is there any confirmation?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 19, 2022 11:37 AM |
[quote] Are we sure that whatever alien species he hails from even has human genitalia?
Well he’s not a member of my species, so no.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 19, 2022 11:40 AM |
tiny
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 19, 2022 11:50 AM |
R12 Thanks for posting. I never thought about whether he had a wig/weave/transplant thing going on!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 19, 2022 7:13 PM |
It looks like a USB drive.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 19, 2022 7:36 PM |
a dried-up cashew.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 19, 2022 7:40 PM |
Acorn
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 19, 2022 8:06 PM |
Elon will next try and buy DL to try and shut down all of the anti-Elon threads. Muriel is about to become a multi-billionaire!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 19, 2022 8:08 PM |
like a stump
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 19, 2022 8:40 PM |
R17, is he wearing a rug?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 19, 2022 8:40 PM |
He’s super rich, but does not convey BDE…
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 19, 2022 8:59 PM |
He literally named one of his kids: X Æ A-12
What do you think it looks like?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 19, 2022 9:01 PM |