Man eats at least one (usually two) Big Macs a day

gross

dishy 'do, tho

Ugh…I have so many questions but because of his haircut, I’m afraid he might be…slow.

Also, I don’t care enough to click the link…huh.

He poops secret sauce 🤢

Love McDonald’s!!!

He looks like Jackie on "The Connors."

You mean he doesn't know they now taste like shit?

Wait, that’s not David Turpin?

McDonalds food is inedible. They should be ashamed of what they call a hamburger...from a restaurant based entirely around hamburgers.

Guy eats two Big Macs a day and he’s not young, but he manages to stay a proportionate weight. I like seeing irrefutable evidence that you don’t have to live like a monk or starve yourself to be slim.

I’m not advocating for an all-Big Mac diet, it’s just that it’s one of my peeves when people bitch about “unrealistic” body standards. This guy has just about the worst diet imaginable and he looks fine (from the neck down).

Does he ever have fries or a drink with sugar?

This is why he looks so lovely

There are some things that you wish you had never learned.

Obviously he cuts his own hair, so the inevitable McD's inflation price hike will be tolerable for him.

[quote] Guy eats two Big Macs a day and he’s not young, but he manages to stay a proportionate weight. I like seeing irrefutable evidence that you don’t have to live like a monk or starve yourself to be slim. I’m not advocating for an all-Big Mac diet, it’s just that it’s one of my peeves when people bitch about “unrealistic” body standards. This guy has just about the worst diet imaginable and he looks fine (from the neck down). Does he ever have fries or a drink with sugar?

He does appear to be a proportionate weight. I think he just got lucky in the genes department.

He's old, but his face looks like death warmed over and we don't really know what his body and skin look like. I also think there's gotta be something odd (not in a good way) about his personality.

He does look like that fucking Turpin guy who starved all his kids and kept them chained up.

izzit jimmy savile?

A few months ago I met a middle age man who ownes about 30 McDonalds restaurants. Since he was slim and normal looking I said to him that he doesn't look like he eats McDonald's food very often . He responded by telling me he eats McDonald's food every day.

Ew.

The way your body reacts to McDonalds is based on your body.

I know people who eat there every weekday for years and never gain weight and according to them are healthy. I know people who eat healthy and still gain weight.

Reminds me of the story Andre tells in “My Dinner with Andre” about the wealthy old woman who would eat nothing but chicken because it was her favorite food and she died of malnourishment because of all the nutrients she was not getting.

I listened to that story and immediately recognized it as a tall tale, but it made me wonder how long my favorite food would be my favorite food if I ate it three meals a day. Didn’t this guy DREAD biting into the fifteen THOUSANDTH Big Mac?

I live near a McDonald's. Once in awhile, I'll do the drive-thru for a large coffee & a sausage biscuit for breakfast, and am heading somewhere. I do like the apple pie. I won't eat the burgers.

OMG his hair is really long with those bangs in the front! Yikes.

Now I want a burger.

Is that actually hair or did he draw it on with a brown felt marker? I don’t think that’s hair.

Look at that fucking hair!! He's clearly retarded.

Of course he’s thin. He eats a Big Mac and then goes home and has a bad case of the shitz.

[quote]I know people who eat healthy and still gain weight.

No, you don’t. You know people who claim they eat healthy and may even believe it. But they don’t.

There was a British show that followed people around and tracked what they are. People were in complete denial.

So r25 “what they are” is “in complete denial.”

Free country. Good for him, if it makes him happy and he is able to make himself feel good doing that. It's the little things.

I bet he has rank Big Mac BO.

I don't care what the food is, eating the same thing every day would be hell.

Sperg alert

How boring.

[quote]Guy eats two Big Macs a day and he’s not young, but he manages to stay a proportionate weight.

Maybe he eats ONLY 2 Big Macs a day and then walks a few miles back to his group home.

There are 563 calories in a Big Mac. Somehow, I'm thinking this guy is super-frugal and a penny pincher extraordinaire. I don't see how he would be able to pass up the "meal." I.e., french fries and soda. I'm guessing he has FF and soda as well, and not Diet Coke.

He probably doesn't eat much more than his twice-daily McDonald's trips. He probably voted for Trump, another fan of McDonald's.

I remember him from “Super-size Me.” I don’t think he has changed his hair since then, either. Clearly a creature of habit.

Sounds like a typical day for a DLer.

R34, his wife had the same hair.

A big mac is 563 calories, if he's not eating sugared drinks and skips the fries he's probably not gaining weight from the big macs.

It was originally a Beatles cosplay look?!

I was thinking he looked so ugly and had limp hair because of his diet but apparently he always looked like that.

Somebody married him?

^ Yeah, Wendy 🙄

I am hungry.

Gurl, those are some sweet-ass bangs.

Many people are saying that it gives you great hair!

Well, this'll make all the fat whores rejoice!

The hair cut.

Enough said.

That Moe do is uninspiring.

I want FRIES now.

I hate Big Macs.

I go to McDonalds occasionally hoping to find the delicious food I ate there as a boy. I never do. Their fries were heaven and those super large vanilla shakes!