Musk: "The real president is whoever controls the teleprompter"

So is he running for president?

[quote] So is he running for president?

He can't he wasn't born here and doesn't have parents who were.

R1 He's the hand that rocks the teleprompter.

There are people who don't like this movie.

Aspie plutocrat cunt

He isn't helping his brand especially Tesla, I use to think I wanted one but no more, I can buy an EV without the Musk baggage. Most of the knuckle dragging Trump/Q supporters love their gasoline vehicles and want nothing to do with EV's.

So now he's all in on being a Trumpista whore? Pathetic.

[quote]"The real president is whoever controls the teleprompter"

Thank GOD it isn't the one who controls his own bowels!

Politicians shitting themselves has to be the weirdest meme if the past few years.

Of! Ugh, sorry. 😩

She's really getting wild in the past couple of days. Like what has gotten into her?

TSLA was down almost 7% today and is down about 40% from it's high

erm, its

It's time for Ms Musk's greasefire

It is about to reach its intended temperature, R14. Please let Mr. Musk know that he can take the elevator to the sub-basement. An attendant will be waiting to explain how things work around here.

Yeah and that video of the guy calling him an special needs kid was probably humiliating. Like the guy bit off more than he can chew, and the stress is causing him to sperg more than usual

Isn't mocking people for disabilities and medical issues immoral?

Or was that last week?

“'I mean, the obvious reason for inflation is that the government printed a zillion amount of more money than it had, obviously,' Musk said."

“'So it’s like the government can’t just, you know, issue checks far in excess of revenue without there being inflation, you know, velocity of money held constant,' Musk said."

R6 I know a handful of people who drive Teslas who will NOT be pleased. It is a bad move, PR-wise.

Seriously, Elon’s face is starting to go the way of Caitlyn Jenner when she was still married to Kris and raiding her stepdaughter’s closet.

That, and the bitch tits. Is he telling us something without telling us something?

Its like his best friend Trump used to make fun of people that used the teleprompter and then became president and used the teleprompter. Or when he complained the Obama played too much golf and Trump said I won't be playing golf. I will be in the White House fixing problems.

Fake news, R21.

Why can't these f'n rich bitches just go off and enjoy their riches quietly.

This Ford ad—who are they alluding to?

He just might have a point

Does he have vitiligo?

And boy, do I hate a pudding-faced man.

"Does he have vitiligo?"

Who is "he"? Biden? Musk? Someone else?

R18 This Elon Musk fellow is quite the silver-tongued devil!

"Musk said 'this is just very basic' and 'not like, you know, super complicated.'"

[quote] Tesla, I use to think I wanted one but no more

You have stated your boundaries, Mary (R6).

I honestly find Joe's "go fuck yourself San Diego" moments endearing.

I’m sure my decision will keep him up at night…. /s/ ……..but I’ve decided not to buy a Tesla…..ever. Had saved for one for two years. Now, I’ll just keep my Subie Forrester. Not going to support this clown.

[quote]. I’ve decided not to buy a Tesla

Are you one of those who declared that you'd move to Canada when the previous President was voted in?

Eh, Tesla isn't the only EV game in town anymore.

[quote] TSLA was down almost 7% today and is down about 40% from it's high

But it's up 25% from one year ago. Far better than the market.

Hehehehe

No, r33. I’m an American, no matter what happens.

Is he appearing in the Depp trial ?

[quote] He just might have a point

He does. And everyone knows it.

People with Asperger's Syndrome can be real CUNTS and not even know it.

Somebody tax this motherfucker right into the back of a Greyhound bus. He's clearly no better at managing all those billions than Uncle Joe would be.

[quote] People with Asperger's Syndrome can be real CUNTS and not even know it.

Seventy-nine year old presidents can have nascent dementia and not even know it.

This guy is such an asshole

That anus is richer than you, R41.

So what did you all think you knew about him that made you like him before this?

Elon is running for president of Mars.

Didn’t he self-diagnose himself or something?

Musk, just prepare to write a check to Twitter for a billion, you fool.

Musk is running for POTUS in 2024. Might be fun.

For the first time in my life, I saw a gas station today with gas at $5.19 a gallon. Sorry, but Biden has replaced Carter as the worst Democratic president ever.

R48, please explain how a president controls the price of gas.

I'm waiting....

Oh, by declaring war on the fossil fuel industry on day 1 of his presidency, maybe?

The Billionaires are our Overlords. They know it. The Republicans know it.

[quote] Musk is running for POTUS in 2024. Might be fun.

He’s not eligible, idiot.

The Republicans love giving the Billionaires free stuff.. Trumper Gov DeWine just shelled out 2 BILLION for Intel to come to Ohio. Intel is one of the BIGGEST POLLUTERS around so Ohio better start loving their clean air while they have it. Just ask Oregon.... LINK..

Musk is such an ugly smarmy slimy bastard. He's bad bodied and that FACE! ugh

Can't imagine him having sex. 🤢 🤮

R54 and yet he has 57 children and counting.

What, R47? 🤣

Too many Trumptards here these days… there goes the neighborhood. Maybe Muriel can move the hoveround parking further away from the building?

All this crazy shit from him today, including the bonkers Yale thing, is because he's a personality-disordered billionaire freaking out because he's embarrassed from the Twitter deal, losing billions, and under investigation by the SEC and FTC. He lost his appeal with the SEC in April, and several days ago they launched a new investigation, and suddenly today he's "oh hey SEC I totally want you to investigate me but also everybody, I hate Democrats, and now that I said that there are going to be a ton of political attacks on me in the future so just totally like remember that when it happens."

It's childish but for some reason effective, apparently, considering all the dough-heads on Twitter who seem to be buying it.

Someone needs to shut this moon-faced Boer the hell up. Can he be deported back to Orania?

[quote]I’ve decided not to buy a Tesla…..ever. Had saved for one for two years. Now, I’ll just keep my Subie Forrester. Not going to support this clown.

Is this satire? I can't tell.

I wonder if Miss Musk has had a recent lithium level?

I have also decided to never purchase a Tesla. Only because of this, no other factors.

The CIA needs to get to work.

R63 Are they going to spread malicious rumors about him online? Green light a film where a heroic CIA agent defeats a villain analogous to Musk?

They'll shoot him before throwing him out of a plane.

R32 Hi Lesbian! 👋

This essay points out that he's lying when he says he won't buy Twitter because of all the bots—his whole reason to buy Twitter was originally because he knew about, and hated, all the bots (which were spamming his tweets with richly deserved abuse).

[quote] The spam bots are not why he is backing away from the deal, as you can tell from the fact that the spam bots are why he did the deal. He has produced no evidence at all that Twitter’s estimates are wrong, and certainly not that they are materially wrong or made in bad faith.

So he was pretending to buy Twitter. Not because of the bots. He then claimed he was buying Twitter because of the bots. Then he announced he was not buying Twitter and it was because of the bots. But he said he was buying Twitter because of the bots. But he was never buying Twitter, just pretending.

Maybe he's pretending to not buy Twitter and he really wants the bots to himself.

R11 She's in one of her moods, God bless her!

I'd swear he's Silurian

He'd make a great Master.