Pete Buttigeig becoming increasingly mouselike 🐁 🐭

Pete troll thread FF and delete 😠

He’s a DL fav. Be careful with your words OP

Pete troll...

I actually do not hate Pete Buttigeig, i have grown to like him in his Secretary role

But i just saw this on my IG feed and thought, damn, he IS mousefaced

I assumed Chasten good just let the kid suckle on his moobs.

R1: Emoji troll post FF and delete the cunt.

I like Pete (aside from bike gate, that was lame) and he is a good orator (lucky Chasten haha) but he does look a bit like Fieval.

He looks like Mike Myers as The Cat In The Hat

Why is he not said to be rat-like? He’s like a less productive version of Templeton.

He should never ever let his picture be taken from a side angle. He does look like a mouse.

He always looked like a Dr Seuss character from Whoville. Not a new discovery.

Think of all the years OP's parents spent toiling away and sacrificing, just so he or she could grow up and become this kind of adult.

OP: Is this all you have to offer? Your cheesy, vacant comments on the way he looks from certain angles? That's it? I bet your mother regrets skipping that abortion appointment.

Oldie but goodie

Fuck off Boris - you know they are scared of Pete when they start going after him

I think he's smoking hot and gets hotter with age.

He's handsome enough from the front and appears to be packing.

I have never seen anyone in a prominent position with such an obvious need for a chin implant...

R10 A chin implant is an easy fix

OP is becoming hippo-like and that is not flattering.

Go talk to your mom about your issues, OP, as we're not a mental hotline for you.

Pete troll when no one cares what she thinks...

My first thought was Mr. Bean/Rowan Atkinson

What's in a Pete troll's snack purse...

Anybody got any cheeeeese?

He’s more rat than mouse.

I went off Pete during his campaign in Iowa when he forced a bunch of fat, middle-aged white women and the occasional unattractive gay guy to sing "High Hopes" like rejects from Glee. He made me embarrassed to be a gay man.

^ That explains the Pete troll, must of been in Iowa and never got over it... Here she is stalking Gay forums on her Fat Phone 300lbs

Wow, can’t tell who’s more fierce on DL—the Mayor Pete stans or the Zendaya stans.

There's a Meghan and Harry thread where people are saying nice things about them...

And let the stampede commence

If you're referring to the picture you posted about him being mouse like then you're obviously just playing for clicks. I think Secretary Buttigeig is doing an exemplary job. I don't care what he looks like. I have a problem with people who don't support those who are so obviously lifting us up.

^ Well said 👍

Pete won me over when he was supporting Biden going on Faux news and just ripping everyone of those talking heads apart like so much road kill.

I literally just laughed out loud. Bless you, OP.

I wish he’d leave his husband and come live with me and manage and administrate my personal business. He can sleep with me and my Boston & Dachshund. We love you Petey!!

OP = You can't spell PETE without PET......

"Buttigieg taught himself to speak some Norwegian and also has some knowledge of Spanish, Italian, French, Maltese, Arabic, Dari, and Persian, as well as his native English."..............................SOME knowledge.....Even his resume is padded. What a fraud Pete and Chasten are.

Sad.

R35 taught himself to say "how much is a blow job?" Peter in French is peter= to fart.

Mother Buttigieg is a Professor of Linguistics.. SHE taught Pete other languages...I guess "my mommy taught me" doesn't sound as impressive as "I taught myself". Can you imagine being a professor. Married to a professor. And your only child brings home a hillbilly like Chasten?. There is a reason you don't see Chasten with Mother Buttigieg very often. She speaks many languages but HillBilly Kinfolk is never going to be one of them.

I spent time in Malta. I was expecting hot, cross-breed Arab and European men. I was met with lots of Petes and lots of fatty schlubs and lots of scared, running rabbits (despite being an Island, Maltese love Rabbit meat). Lots of beaches, lots of fatties. lots of English with red skin and no-blowjob teefs.

I begged my accountant for a way to write it off / taxes.

R39, stick with Spain if you want that.

R39 = Pete is FAT...Even his waistline is a hoax. Go look at his college photos. He is a fattie. VIDEO = Hottie mopping up Peetie...

Stop trying to make an overly-boiled turnip happen!!

He’s ratty, like Joy Reid’s wigs.

ROFL at the second to last

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The word is rat and he's an opportunist. And I guess people who live in NYC don't really care but that idea to tax people for mileage makes me hate his guts. No one who cares about average people (who rely on their cars for vacations and getaways, and visiting relatives) would ever even talk about something like that.

No one will ever fuck the Pete Troll

Being a rat faced fink is the least of his issues.

Being a do-nothing and CIA adjacent are his issues.

I'm remembering another mass shooting. When El Paso happened, Pete tweeted that his granny had once taken him to that very shopping center! Though the shooting took place at Walmart. Pete is like La Markle: it is always about HIM!

OMG, R44. I'm laughing so hard at that.

OMG

I have a crush on him. He's handsome, has a deep voice, and is intelligent. Fuck you, OP.

This might sound weird, but Maura Healey sort of looks like she could be Pete's older sister. She has a weird nose.

Yes, OP, he looks just like a mouse. He has two eyes, a mouth, a nose, etc. So extremely mouse-like!

The weak chin is what makes him rodentesque. Especially in profile. Chasten is cuter.

Oh dear