Since we've spent many seasons, holidays and significant life events together watching rom-coms and giggling like school girls into the night, I've decided to give The DataLounge power of attorney and make my final life decisions, knowing full well that each and every one of you have my best interests in mind
I would love this.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 17, 2022 11:12 PM |
Does that mean that we're all in the Will as well?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 17, 2022 11:15 PM |
“Doctor, she always wanted an IV of Patron with a twist of lime in her last days.”
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 17, 2022 11:18 PM |
On behalf of Datalounge: PULL THE PLUG
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 17, 2022 11:20 PM |
You get a DNO, DNI, and DNR!
And you get a DNO, DNI, and DNR!
And you get a DNO, DNI, and DNR!
EVERYONE GETS A DNO, DNI, and DNR!!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 17, 2022 11:24 PM |
Aretha Franklin and Prince died without wills and I'm sure DataLoungers would do a better job at deciding where the money goes
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 18, 2022 2:14 AM |
I think we'd make good decisions
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 19, 2022 5:01 AM |
What a great idea! Let a bunch of addled, geriatric, racist bigots who couldn't successfully locate Minnesota on a map decide!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 19, 2022 5:04 AM |
R9 textbook self-hatred
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 19, 2022 3:33 PM |
OP, you are aware that the DL standard assisted-suicide practice involves a grease fire, right?
Just a disclaimer up front...
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 19, 2022 5:39 PM |
Pretty sure that the “Can I have your stuff” troll will show up on this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 19, 2022 5:47 PM |
I can, too, locate Minnesota on a map! If nothing else, that should mean I have second dibs on OPs stuff.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 19, 2022 5:51 PM |
OP, is this a trick to stick us with the funeral and burial costs?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 19, 2022 5:54 PM |
In case of death, I will everything to Julianne Moore.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 19, 2022 5:55 PM |
DL shall promptly request a hospice room that faces the pool and a steady rosé drip, as you peacefully lounge in caftan.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 19, 2022 5:56 PM |