Always a good time for this joke:
What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a pound of cocaine fall out a window.
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Always a good time for this joke:
What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a pound of cocaine fall out a window.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 18, 2022 8:21 PM |
Good! Hope he suffers!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 17, 2022 7:48 PM |
Sucks for any innocent person this twatwaffle has infected. He can go die in a fire for all I care.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 17, 2022 7:52 PM |
He is vaccinated. Some dummy just went too high on his elderly arm and involved tendons. The same thing happened to my around the same age dad. He's smart enough to blame the needle, not its contents. He talked to a nurse about it and she says whenever she gets a shot she covers her arm to prevent them from doing the same. It sucks, but it happens. He could use his voice to warn about it, but wants to be a contrarian bastard instead.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 17, 2022 8:01 PM |
Too bad
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 17, 2022 8:01 PM |
womp womp
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 17, 2022 8:11 PM |
Another one of the "I'm getting my vaccine, but you don't need to" crew
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 17, 2022 8:11 PM |
Boo-hoo
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 17, 2022 8:17 PM |
He should jump out a window in a performative piece to console his dead child and lift his spirits by letting him know he never had to suffer from inheriting his pea-sized brain.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 17, 2022 8:17 PM |
He's an anti-vaxxer who is vaccinated, he'll be fine. That said, while I don't wish death upon anyone, I wouldn't be sad if he fell out a window.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 17, 2022 8:23 PM |
My former in-laws know him. I've met him a few times and actually talked to him about his health (I'm a healthcare worker). But it was about 5 - 6 years ago. He's always been a controlling asshole. He's used to getting his own way for more than 50 years.
His wife and daughters do not agree with him about Covid. One of his daughters has been in America for the past year and a half to get away from his craziness (ranting and raving about wokeness, cancel culture). He's really cheap too (except when it comes to himself). There was a lot of fighting because he wanted to cut off the daughter financially.
He's also had issues with his oldest daughter. They didn't speak for a few years. He was fine with not seeing his grandchildren. They made up 2 years ago. She got divorced and I think that had a lot to do with the reconciliation (she needs money). From what I've heard she's a very nice person, but he treats her differently from his other daughters. He's very cheap with her. He gave her and her husband a down payment on a very, very average tract house for a wedding gift (despite being worth more than $100 million). When his other daughters are ready, he'll buy them wonderful $$$ homes.
Long before Covid he had health problems. He's got neuropathy in his hands/arms, mixed with arthritis. Everyone who works with their hands gets it eventually. I've heard he has started to blame Covid for these problems, even though he had it years before Covid. He even thought of retiring because of it.
Most of these old, white, rich guys (many who led hedonistic lifestyles when they were younger) can't take criticism. I think Bill Maher is the same way.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 17, 2022 9:22 PM |
Praying for his quick death! 🙏🙏🙏
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 17, 2022 9:42 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 17, 2022 9:50 PM |
Good. Die.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 17, 2022 9:50 PM |
No wonder his kid jumped out of that window
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2022 3:01 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2022 7:22 AM |
Lay down, Sally!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2022 7:31 AM |
I hope everyone who isn't vaxxed dies a slow and painful death!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2022 7:33 AM |
"No wonder his kid jumped out of that window"
You're very cruel...
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 18, 2022 3:06 PM |
^ Which proves that if you're a famous asshole with kids it's best to live in a ranch house
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 18, 2022 5:43 PM |
Or get child window guards, free from NYC Housing Authority!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 18, 2022 7:58 PM |
It's so easy to get those child-proof windows.
Too bad daddy was a drunken mean bum...
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 18, 2022 8:00 PM |
After killing your own child with, at minimum, gross negligence, what better choice to make than to be a vector of disease?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 18, 2022 8:02 PM |
There’s a poster here whose aunt used to hang with Clapton; she’s passed away now.
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