“I hate to bother you, BUT..::” (then they bother you and take up lots of your time)
“No offense..:” (sure Jan) - they know it’s offensive
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“I hate to bother you, BUT..::” (then they bother you and take up lots of your time)
“No offense..:” (sure Jan) - they know it’s offensive
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 18, 2022 5:34 AM |
Bless your heart...
They mean quite the opposite 😠
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 16, 2022 7:53 PM |
[quote] I hate to bother you, BUT..::” (then they bother you and take up lots of your time)
You're reading them wrong OP, they truly do hate to bother you because they know you are going to be a total ass about them bothering you. The opposite would be that they enjoy bothering you.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 16, 2022 8:00 PM |
My mom used to say "I'm sure he/she is a nice person, but..."
Mine is "I don't want to be a bitch. but..."
And then I proceed to be a fucking bitch about whoever I'm talking about. Clearly, I do mean to be a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 16, 2022 8:08 PM |
I'm not a racist BUT......
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 16, 2022 8:17 PM |
Cum ON me.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 16, 2022 8:33 PM |
As a comment about something (usually what you're wearing) - "Well that certainly is interesting! " or, "That's a shirt all right" or "That's one way of doing it" = YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 16, 2022 8:38 PM |
I don't have any problem with gay people. Live your own life however you want, but.....
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 16, 2022 8:39 PM |
"I don't do drama."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 16, 2022 8:39 PM |
"I'm on Grindr to make friends/find a boyfriend. I don't do hookups."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 16, 2022 8:43 PM |
Look, I'm a nice person but that guy,girl, whatever, reads me the wrong way.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 16, 2022 8:47 PM |
Mame sounds a great idea.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 16, 2022 8:48 PM |
I have great success with, "Not that it's any of my business, but..."
Usually people are braced for me to ask them something really offensive, but it's usually something so innocuous that they're happy to answer me. Then they end up feeling like they can confide in me.
Works for me!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 16, 2022 8:52 PM |
"You look great in that!"
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 16, 2022 8:52 PM |
"I'm grown!"
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 16, 2022 8:58 PM |
I'm not a Republican but...
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 16, 2022 9:12 PM |
I'm as liberal as the next guy, but I'm sure glad my Lyft driver was a normal white guy who speaks English
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 16, 2022 9:31 PM |
Not to give advice...
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 16, 2022 9:54 PM |
"With all due respect..."
I have no respect for you.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 16, 2022 10:00 PM |
It's not you, it's me.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 16, 2022 10:10 PM |
This is none of my business, but...
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 16, 2022 10:33 PM |
Oh, how interesting...
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 16, 2022 10:34 PM |
That's a great question!
99% of the are stupid questions. "That's a great question!" Is just stalling time to not sound stupid when you stall and finally pivot to answer a different question entirely.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 16, 2022 10:59 PM |
"I hate to say it, but...." "I didn't want to say anything, but.."
Bullshit. You have been DYING to say it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 16, 2022 11:03 PM |
No, your pushy does not stink Cheryl.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 16, 2022 11:04 PM |
^ meant to sign
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 16, 2022 11:05 PM |
"You know that I LOVE so-and-so, but to be honest..." :D
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 16, 2022 11:46 PM |
I’m not one to gossip….
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 16, 2022 11:54 PM |
"I don't mean to be a pain, but..."
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 17, 2022 1:40 AM |
"To make a long story short..."
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 17, 2022 1:48 AM |
"I'm kind of strapped for cash right now." = "Even if I had a billion dollars I wouldn't give any to you."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 17, 2022 2:12 AM |
"I'd love to but I'm too busy." = "Hell no, I'm not wasting my time on that shit."
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 17, 2022 2:13 AM |
"Duly noted" = I'll ignore/forget whatever inconsequential shit was just said within seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 17, 2022 4:04 AM |
"No, I'm paying attention...I just didn't get enough sleep last night. Please continue telling about the dream you had the other night. I am interested in hearing the rest of it."
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 17, 2022 4:07 AM |
^telling *me*
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 17, 2022 4:08 AM |
To be perfectly honest…
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 17, 2022 6:19 AM |
I hate to intrude
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 17, 2022 6:21 AM |
I hate to put out…
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 17, 2022 6:35 AM |
"I shouldn't be saying this, but..."
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 17, 2022 6:37 AM |
No, really, it's the biggest dick I've ever seen... 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 17, 2022 6:37 AM |
People who start sentences with, "I'm sorry"
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 17, 2022 6:55 AM |
"Just be yourself and people will like you!"
(Not if "being yourself" means acting like a complete weirdo, though).
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 17, 2022 1:00 PM |
...anything democrat and republican politicians say.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 17, 2022 1:48 PM |
"Is it just me, or..." = "Agree with me or you're a moron."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 17, 2022 5:30 PM |
I’m not gay, but
I sometimes have sex with men.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 17, 2022 6:13 PM |
I'm not Gay, but my cousin Stephen is 😛
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 17, 2022 6:22 PM |
"I don't care where we eat, you choose the restaurant."
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 18, 2022 5:01 AM |
^ I know some like that and bitches about what a lousy choice you made the whole time
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 18, 2022 5:14 AM |
"We've got to get together for lunch sometime!"
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 18, 2022 5:24 AM |
"It's not the end of the world. You'll find an even better job in no time."
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 18, 2022 5:27 AM |
"Someday you'll look back on this and laugh about it!"
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 18, 2022 5:28 AM |
[quote] To be perfectly honest…
I hate when people say that as they launch into their bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 18, 2022 5:30 AM |
"You were too good for him anyway."
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 18, 2022 5:31 AM |
She's fat, but has a pretty face and a great personality 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 18, 2022 5:32 AM |
"Favorites? Why I love both you kids the same."
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 18, 2022 5:34 AM |
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