James Corden reveals he only washes his hair once every 2 months and is done in the shower after 3-4 minutes

wow

I'm pretty sure he's lying. He's a TV show hosts and they use a lot of makeup and hair products on him every day. I bet he wants to get rid of it before he goes to bed or his sheets must look and smell horrible.

Exactly R2

Plus I DO wash my hair and I am out of the shower in 3-4 minutes most days too

And it shows. Look at the greasy mop.

[quote]I bet he wants to get rid of it before he goes to bed or his sheets must look and smell horrible.

His sheets have to look and smell horrible anyhow.

Fat, greasy and smelly. Such an attractive man.

What a silly man (and ludicrous liar). I wonder why he's really ending his show and going back to the UK. Was he "pushed"? Anybody know the ratings? I never kind find the things. I've been pissed ever since Craig Ferguson left, not that I think he was necessarily pushed, but Letterman owned the show and treated Craig like shit.

* I never CAN find the things (ratings)...

Oh and Craig sent a tweet to Cordon and told him congratz on his retirement and he'd see him at the Bingo.

Fatties tend to get fungus and skin issues if they don’t bathe regularly (I dated a cleanliness-impaired fattie so, sadly, I know). That, plus the makeup/hair product stuff required for TV? I think he’s lying - or he *does* shower every day but just wets down his hair??

I have cut my shower time down to just a few minutes too, and I don't bathe every day, due to drought conditions.

^^ Just to add - fatties get all sorts of gross fungal-related scalp issues due to their unhealthy lifestyles. Not cleaning their scalps regularly with antifungal shampoo is just asking for trouble.

Fat smelly cunt.

sorry - R11 was meant as a reply to R9… and I accidentally WWd myself. 😩

I always thought pigs were meant to be clean

R14. Pigs are clean and intelligent too.

Comparing Corden to pigs is an insult to the pigs.

He's from Europe so I believe it.

He's the type of person who would lie for attention. He probably remembers all the press Ashton and Mila got for talking about their bad hygiene. He's needy, desperate and pathetic enough to try the same stunt one year later.

He's so fat and ugly. Can't stand him and he's not funny at all.

He has a full head of beautiful hair so it's working for him.

What he really means is that someone else, i.e the hair and makeup crew, wash his hair before cutting it. He’s forced to wash his own hair when the show isn’t in production.

He looks like a dirty Fisher Price toy in OP’s photo.

celebrities are only good for lying!

My dermatologist told me that you should only wash your underarms and balls and ass, he phrased it differently but this is DL. He said your skin needs the natural oils the body secretes. I wash my hair twice a week. The natural oils build up helps keep my hair in place. A hairstylist I knew who worked on photo shoots said the hardest model to work with was one with clean hair.

R23 I imagine people would stink if they only washed those areas you mentioned

Why did people say he is gay? Can a gay man be fat?

So you’re saying that the extra 250 pounds this piece of shit drags around is just dead skin cells that haven’t been rinsed clear of his smelly carcass? I’m not really buying that, but WW has got to come up with some explanation as to why he’s gained 88 pounds.

Can we PLEASE export this asshole back to the UK?

He's Funkadelic!

Eurotrash

Okay, we can all cut back from showering or washing our hair everyday now and then. However, not washing your hair for TWO months?

GTFO. I don't believe that for a minute.

[quote] you should only wash your underarms and balls and ass

Don't forget the penis. Especially if you're uncut, like Corden.

Please. Someone that fat needs at least 20 minutes to clean himself in the shower. He's disgusting.

[quote]He has a full head of beautiful hair so it's working for him.

Pity about what its on top of

I think DLers are as fat as Corden. They're like, If he's fat like me, how's he so successful?

Why is not bathing a thing now?

I can shower and wash my hair and body in 3 or 4 minutes but usually take 10. Agree that your torso and limbs probably don’t need to be washed with soap every day, but besides your pits, ass, taint, balls and penis, you also need soap on your neck, behind your ears, belly button, bottoms of feet and between your toes every day. That’s a lot of washing up at the sink, might as well hop in the shower.

That’s barely enough time to clean his ass. So he probably does that to keep the wife away from him. But I bet he lathers up before a trick

He reminds me of Andy Richter. Getting fat as fuck so beard stays away.

I usually take about 4 minutes. If you're showering everyday, there's really no need for more than that. Anything more is just performative.

Well, that explains the smell of spoiled milk and rancid cheese whenever he's around.

Why doesn't he just stop by the circus? I'm sure they wouldn't mind washing one more elephant.

That’s a LOT of ignored skin flaps.

🤮

But it takes him an hour to wash his mouth with dicks

R30 someone washes it for him as he has his hair and make-up done

[quote]He reminds me of Andy Richter. Getting fat as fuck so beard stays away.

A charmless, self-important, douchey version of Richter.

That stinky, Weight Watcher pushing, Spence Ulchin look-alike, needs to bathe. Bathe some of the ugly off. Scrub like he's Cher in Silkwood.

"James, what's the catch of the day. Oh? You are fucking gross. James, don't you know that you catch more flies with honey than with body odor?"

Why is he so hated on DL? Is it the fatness or the suspected closet...he's certainly not ugly.

"My dermatologist told me that you should only wash your underarms and balls and ass"

But you don't have any balls, Lt. Dan.

The photo is damaging my retinas. I feel dirty and fat just looking at that image.

There is no way he can get into all those folds and crevices in 3 to 4 minutes. It would take him at least two minutes to hoist that gut up high enough to access his dick to wash away the cheese. He's such a gross pig.

You have a choice. You can be gay. You can be fat. You can be smelly. You cannot be all three.

He is hated, r47 , because he ruins every project that he gets involved with.

Well, to "that's why he looks like a pig" we can add "that's why he smells like a pig, too."

If you're a man, why do you need more than 3-4 minutes in a shower?

R54, like the wimminsfolk, we gays simply must stand on our heads to get an inner cleaning. It’s like Old Faithful in there, but you do have to rewash your upper body after the pose. Including hair. Always.

He can sing really well.

Squeal, pig.

Maybe that fatass has to use the automatic car wash at the local service station. SHE IS A BIG BITCH.

Shit, shave, shower takes me 4 min. 5 if i throw in a wank

Smelly , Smug and Fat. How is he on TV again?

Why make your shower an efficiency test?

Is he compensating for those ten-fifteen Trumpian flushes required to evacuate his leviathan turds?

[quote]Why did people say he is gay? Can a gay man be fat?

Of course not… the world would spontaneously combust if there was even one fat Gay man in the world. 🙄

[quote]Why did people say he is gay? Can a gay man be fat?

Of course.

Fatness makes you lose your gay powers. Then we have to abort another baby to get that power back.

I am sure he is joking, (hard go tell since he is not funny), but what is it with so many white celebs and their awful hygiene??

There are some things you need to keep to yourself. No one except Jame Corden and whatever God he believes or doesn't believe in needed to know this.

[quote]Why is he so hated on DL? Is it the fatness or the suspected closet...he's certainly not ugly.

He’s hated everywhere, R47.

[quote]Half an hour into a New York to London flight, passengers in business class noticed a woman with a crying baby being brought through the curtains by a flight attendant. They looked on in mild horror as they saw the attendant direct her into an empty seat next to… James Corden.

[quote]Expecting a huge celebrity hissy fit to kick off, Corden’s cabin-mates were impressed to see that he didn’t say a word or make any sort of complaint. He simply put on a pair of noise-cancelling headphones, pulled an eyemask over his eyes, and turned away from her to sleep.

[quote]Pretty decent of him, right?

[quote]When the plane landed though, passengers were surprised to see Corden remain seated as the woman with the baby struggled to open the overhead locker.

[quote]And even more surprised when she turned to Corden and said “For fuck’s sake can you at least hold the baby while I get the bags down?”

[quote]The woman was his wife.

[quote]The baby was his baby.

I guess that balances out his eating a full meal every 2 hours.

A fat man with poor hygiene…what a visionary.

R67/ R68 OmiGod! He seems lovely..... not

Is the story at R68 true? It seems almost made up, he's practically villainous in it.

He washes his ball sack bi-annually

R68 lmfao