I'm Renting a Whore

No, you're an out of shape SICK older gay. Get it right so I don't have to do it for you next time.

Just make sure the reviews are good..

Is RentMen the go-to site for whore-gettin, or are there others?

We're all whores d'arlin.

Just call me. My body count is lower than 3

Please let us know the outcome. I can't wait to read about your family's reaction to your companion.

Hahaha R6.

I ain't gonna subject an innocent whore to my shit family.

Actually, the whore is renting an escort.

I hope this doesn't happen to you, OP.

People with enough money to "hire" a "whore" for "whatever" amount of time, and express their intention to do so in a crass and cynical post whilst seeking advice are people whom I'm glad I don't know in real life.

I hope the "whore" gives you an STD. Mazel.

R7 / OP Then what's the point of this post?

Just to take a poll, R11. I'm actually interested to see what people around here think about it.

And to see if anyone has any advice like R2 and to see if the poll heavily leaned towards "danger, gurl" if perhaps I'd change my mind.

Thanks R9.

I for sure won't go the nameless-traceless route of something like Craigslist. And I'll for sure keep my Spidey-Sense up at arrival.

Though, I hear of lots more muggings/murders from Grinder hookups than I do from the likes of RentMen.

Enjoy yourself, OP.

Life is short.

Why does this need to be announced like a baby shower? Buy your nasty whore and swallow his load with some decorum, OP.

Condolences to the Whore. As someone who "works" I very quickly learned trips were a huge waste of time. Like I have nothing better to do than entertain YOU for 24-7..?.....I can barely stand you for 3 hours (max) and you want me to make a trip out of it? GTFO...

Only several hundred dollars? Well.....you are not going to enjoy yourself very much. Can I have your stuff??

I am R16...Hundreds? THIS is why I hate trips!! It really is. You have to pay all expenses and the escorts fee and tip. I wouldn't even take your call for 300 dollars. OP = hundreds is street hustler money. Go find one. One of the problems with clients like OP is he is going to catch feelings. Trust Me. If the client has a great time--he wants a freebie or for us to go to a movie (for free). If he has a bad time it's MY fault for hating his guts. This is why I hate trips. It is a no win situation for the worker. LoL

FYI = Do people even know how expensive Escort Websites are? If you do not know they are not cheap. Just sayin'.

You deserve better than a diseased, drug addicted whore.

Good for you. Find the hottest one you can, agree up front what is on the menu, and have fun!

Knock yourself out, doll!

Just make sure you take a double-dose of Vasotec with your Viagra.

Good for you! Don’t hire one without reading his reviews. Daddy’s Escort Reviews was a good source, but I don’t know if it’s still active. Folks used to solicit reviews here (“Anybody tried BigBen in LA”), but I haven’t seen that in quite a while. The RentMen reviews are pretty basic, and they can be faked pretty easily. $300-500 is bare minimum for a decent escort, and be sure to tip. Have fun, and don’t get murdered. Report back once you’ve gone through with it.

I prefer short time fun rather than renting someone for the whole day.

THIS is why I hate the trips. I think you guys need to work the math. There are 24 hours in a day. If anyone thinks an escort is going on a trip with you for 500 dollars a day it isn't happening. OP needs to find a nice street hustler.

R18 - you sound like a terrible whore. Greedy, lazy and hateful towards the clients. I pity your johns

R26 = LoL...You think I am greedy because YOU want to pay an escort 30 bucks an hour?....Oh, I think NOT...I have plenty of clients. It is a business. I don't have time for charity or broke guys.

[quote] I think you guys need to work the math. There are 24 hours in a day. If anyone thinks an escort is going on a trip with you for 500 dollars a day it isn't happening. OP needs to find a nice street hustler.

I don’t know if you’re conceited or just a moron. As far as I can tell, OP is looking for an hour, not a full day. $300 per hour is a pretty typical rate for an hour, and some of the more in demand boys are typically around $500 (in NYC and LA at least) when communicating through RentMen. Sure, some high end agencies charge more, but a lot of that is middle man fees.

I've never been to "Rent-a-Whore". You must tell us what's on sale. Any BOGO's?

You should consider hiring locally in the wedding location's city. Your date could give you a tour after the ceremony.

I don't hire the likes of you, R27.

R27 I do! Do you have a brochure of your services, with pic?

hold this "L" OP.

A brochure! 😂👏

[quote]As someone who "works" I very quickly learned trips were a huge waste of time. Like I have nothing better to do than entertain YOU for 24-7..?.....I can barely stand you for 3 hours (max) and you want me to make a trip out of it? GTFO

As others have rightly said, [bold]I'm not taking the whore on the trip, R16 / R18 / R25. I'm getting a local-to-the-area guy for an hour or 2 while I'm staying at a hotel.[/bold] Hence why I said "I feel like splurging on a young-fit-pro while I'm at a hotel."

I may not be the brightest bulb but even I know a few hundred dollars ain't getting me a (not insane like you) travel companion.... Nor would I want some random too-young-for-me stranger hanging about the entire time, eww-ick. This is strictly to have a young jock bounce on my dick for a bit, honey, while enjoying some time off.

R35 = Get a Street Hustler. Trust me. That's your type.

Sounds like a dangerous prospect OP, but just be careful and have fun, and shower immediately afterwards, and disinfect, and sanitize, and don't carry any other cash money other than the hooker fees, and if you survive the ordeal, count your blessings and lucky stars that you lived to tell the sordid tale, it's been nice knowing you, OP... :-/

OP here is a wonderful Hot Hispanic Stud for you....He even has a cool Escort Name = Shadow...

TMI. I don't even like hotel beds,much less, thinking two stranger whores might have rubbed uglies in it. What is wrong with finding someone your own age? Are they all dead, or what?

I've done it several times. Sometimes it's amazing, sometimes it's a waste of money. Do your research.

Yes I’m jealous Op. but not for long. I’m doing the same when I get my taxes back.

OP = What are you using for protection? I would recommend a Tazer. But you could go with mace.

Gay Boy! Here is advice. Don't forget to tip your architect.

Don't forget the two paper bags. One for you and one for him, in case yours falls off. Op, money isn't everything. Don't you worry about the lingering, mental trauma you will cause the"rent whore". Yes, he may be a sleazy sex worker, but he is also a person with feelings.

Tell us what city you'll be in and we can help you shop!

OP, even if it's an abysmal failure you will have a tale to bore your friends with .. well into your golden years.

Don't forget to take along your Beano and Depends For Men underwear. And condoms, And Listerine. And Prep. And bleach. And face mask. And Lysol. And ...

And pride. Where did I lose that?

R1, the Zemen Walrus, is such a f-ing douche. What is with that turd? Let's ignore that piece of 💩.

"OP is why we charge so much"-------->>Male Escorts............FYI R49 = I love Zemen..

[quote]Enjoy yourself, OP.

[quote]Life is short.

Especially when you rent cheap whores. Op’s gonna get rolled and shivved.

OP - I came out rather late, so I decided I’d be open to all sorts of experiences. I have done the whore thing 3 different times, usually for 2 hours. I’m in NYC so the hot escorts are often the ones in town for a few days and you go to their hotel room, which is nominally “safer” but I really wasn’t worried about them coming to mine the tie I was out of town.

Do shop around, but unfortunately Daddy’s Reviews is now off-line - it was a good way to size up if the guy was what you were looking for. Pick someone hot and have fun - I’ve gotten STD’s from guys I met at bars, and guys I had regular FB relationships with, but none from the 3 pros - that’s just life in the big city.

Be upfront with what you’re looking for, more straightforward communication is usually preferred beforehand rather than less, as long as you’re not a pain in the ass about it. Go in with a good sense of humor, treat them with respect and have fun.

Just try an app first and try to meet a free guy. You might not be having any luck where you are but that doesn't mean there aren't guys in the other place just itching for what you have to offer. Then if you don't have any luck get a whore, but either way meet them somewhere public to get a feeling for them first. If they insist on coming straight to your room make sure you order something from room service to arrive shortly after them, so they will know that staff knows you are not alone. Then have fun, especially if you're paying.

I've personally never paid for sex, but I'm not opposed to others doing it. And, if I'm ever in the situation where I could afford it and I had no luck getting it without paying, I'm sure I would do it.

I have a friend who came into a significant amount of money and had several years of a dryspell. He had lost some weight and was working out again, but his self-confidence was in the shitter due to so many years of negative thinking.

Anyway - he rented many guys to become a sexual, confident person again. It worked after a few weeks.

HOWEVER - the downside was that many of they guys work to make you a regular. They call you up and offer 'discounts' or 'hey, what are we going to do tonight - I really want to see you", etc. If they happen to fall asleep, it's an overnight charge.

Two of the whores started to slowly get him on drugs - 'sex is really great on meth - just try a little bit'. Yeah - well, you know that's ANOTHER way to keep their regulars coming around once they get them hooked.

Just go into it knowing that they don't want a one-time meetup. They want repeat customers, like any business, and they will try to conjole you and other methods to keep the money coming in.

R54 I would imagine for them having repeat customers would be bliss. Think about it, they are just as terrified, if not more, going in to these situations with a new client. Having a repeat customer that you are able to grow a little comfortable with has to make their job easier.

Just make sure he doesn't have a rolling suitcase stashed in the bushes, OP.

Denny: he's still out there.

R55 - Of course. Actually it makes it easier for both parties, I would imagine.

However, they're not a boyfriend - even though it starts to feel like that after awhile. All prostitutes have repeat customers - all of them.

I'm just saying to keep your eyes open and on your wallet. It's VERY easy to justify seeing them again or hiring another escort because - well, it's easy and you know what you're getting and you're typically satisfied.

My friend had some ok ones and a few who he had an amazing time with. He also went through around $30,000 in 4 months. (I know!) He doesn't completely regret it, but he did get moderately addicted to meth (no longer an issue) and a venereal disease out of it.

Buyer beware.

R57 Yeah, where are the Miss Kitty's of today, who could be both your whore and your romantic partner....

Serious question. How does the prostitute keep an erection? Does he take drugs or what? I have to be turned on emotionally to get an erection and money wouldn't do it for me.

R59 Oh, I've never had the emotional problem, I guess I missed my calling. As soon as someone who isn't me touches my cock it is hard. I'm in my late 30s.

[quote] Daddy’s Escort Reviews was a good source, but I don’t know if it’s still active.

It is. It just changed its name.

R55 = Yes. The regular repeats are nice. Some of the guys are fascinating. Most are losers I would never associate with outside of work. And the role play freaks. Hate them with a passion. The problem with the freaks (and yes they are a regular problem) is they the most normal seeming guys until they aren't. Some of them are actual psychotics. I used to host at my house--which is pretty nice. I always made a point to say I had a roommate (which was a lie).. But then clients would return to my house. Randomly. Out of the blue. Uninvited. Day or Nite. Six months later. To see if I was busy. WTF. Absolute insane guys out there. So I had to stop hosting because of it. I am not talking about one guy. This happened multiple times. No Joke. Trust me. It is a real thing in the business. Never invite a guy to your house. They will show back up.

You people are gross and you're going to hell.

I hope your whore looks just like James Corden.

Duh, r62. WTF were you thinking inviting customers into your home? Sounds like a good way to get killed dead.

I’m taking serious notes on this thread so I can parlay retirement into a career as a 75 year old callboy. I didn’t save enough for retirement so it’s either this or I spend the next 20 years learning how to pick locks, crack safes, and rob banks.

oh no. I feel safer in my home than I would at any hotel. Trust me. And I certainly threw plenty of the psychotic returns away. Was never afraid.

[quote] And the role play freaks. Hate them with a passion.

What's wrong with role playing? I would think you like the chance to be an actor.

R68 = The problem with the role playing is that probably 30 percent of the guys don't tell you that is what they are looking for until you meet. ugh. Hate those...Freaks. Those guys always have a wedding band on and look like your local city councilman. Those are the biggest psychotic bottoms of all. Spoiler Alert = When I am fucking you and calling you a worthless sissy meaningless bottom = I really mean it. I am not pretending. LoL

OP here. For the people who brought it up: I'm doing this out of town so no worry of him trying to make me a regular.

And regarding a hookup app or getting someone my own age, I usually like to at least become friendly with someone I'm having sex with (as opposed to just nut-and-wave-goodbye) and reciprocate in various ways - but in this case I just kinda want to be selfish, not make a new friend, not reciprocate, and just get off on a hot body. Hence the idea to hire one.

And thanks for the link R61

R70 ---->>> I CALLED IT.......OP admitted he wants to "at least become friendly with someone I'm having sex with"......I called it at R18....OP is one of the headaches we have to put up with...He will want to go to the movies and dinner (FOR FREE)..All of you act like I don't know what I am talking about. This is a business. Let me just say the wrong kind of escort sees OP the same way I did and it might not go well for OP...Trust Me--I am trying to be nice...OP is not ready for an escort. Go find a street hustler.

Yeesh R71 / R18, I hope you keep your looks because your brain sure ain't doing much [bold]because I LITERALLY said this about what I'm looking for on my trip:[/bold]

[quote]but in this case I just kinda want to be selfish, not make a new friend, not reciprocate, and just get off on a hot body.

And, just in case you didn't realize this, I think most people prefer to generally be friendly with people they have sex with. Hence the term "Fuck Buddy" or "Friends With Benefits" - but, as I stated, I'm NOT LOOKING FOR THAT on my vaycay. Sheesh you are a nutter.

You should seek a psychiatrist for a client, maybe they could give you some sample meds for your dumb-reactionary brain.

R72 = You can find a good street hustler. You aren't ready for the big leagues. LoL

When's the last time you seen a male "street hustler? Some cities may have a few trannies walking around an industrial area, but it is rare.

Bleach everything beforehand.

Get a whore if that is what you want, however just know what you're getting into and what to expect. Most whores are about getting in and getting out and cum costs extra.

You are paying for their time, by the hour, R76 - so you don’t get more but shouldn’t get less - that’s why reviews are helpful - prior clients talk about “clock watchers”. Cum (yours) doesn’t cost extra.

Enjoy. I will give you a tip -

Only hire a whore who has several reviews/recommendations by real people. You wouldn't want to waste you rainy day money on a dud.

I've done that several times over the years. Do your research and be very careful with your selection. Sadly, most guys doing this for the money have some issues. The fantasy of a well educated and refined stud working on his doctorate and needing a little extra cash is just that. I lucked out several times and then stopped when I realized the show wasn't worth it for me.

I had a friend who leased a former marine for the weekend at the beach with older gays and it all fell apart. The guy had issues and was so enjoying the attention from everyone that he forgot the arrangement. He and my friend had loud words heard by everyone and then they left separately in the night. It was an embarrassing mess for all concerned.

[quote] When's the last time you seen a male "street hustler?

They have been replaced by random homeless guys.

Only their dentists know for sure.

OP thinks he is going to empty his penny bank and find a friend. LoL "This is my first time" is a red flag from a customer. Never fall for it. Most clients are manipulative and you should treat them for what they are = a business and a buck.

Who is this deranged prostitute at R82 etc going on and on about customers and spamming videos? Nobody's forcing you to do a job you clearly hate, honey, so... don't

R83 = I love my job. I am really good at it. I am actually doing a service to those who couldn't otherwise get topped by a handsome fit guy like myself. I just don't like certain clients.

R84 you don't sound good at it. You sound like someone snotty, jaded and bitter who is there only for the cash ASAP, please, and who would provide a terrible experience.

R84 = Without money how else are you going to get a handsome, jaded, well dressed, muscular top? Your money helps you get someone like me. What's the problem? I don't do drugs. I don't drink. I am covered in zero tattoos. I work out. Believe me, when I am "on" I am quite charming. LoL

R84 = I own my house. I own my car. I have side hustle. Trust me. I know what I am doing. Sorry you wanted me to LIE and say escorts drool over their clients. Okay. You win. We do. Every client breaks our heart because they don't propose marriage after we hookup.. The money clients give us is a sad reminder of never having the client say "I love you"....There.. I said it!!...The secret is out!!!....LoL

@59, I started street hustling by chance in the city (New York) a fews back. I stayed hard bc most of my clients were actually attractive. It was a little socking to me how many good looking guys were willing to pay for dick. Some of my best clients were wealthy closeted college students.

The biggest paydays were the private parties. Easily $2000, plus meeting future clients there. Money does indeed make you hard, unless the guy is just a fat slob. Besides that: VIAGRA and lots of it. And of course the fake “I came”.

R88...You are right about viagra and parties being easy money. However the lies about COLLEGE STUDENTS as clients?......HAHAHAHAHAHA.....Who you kidding?....LoL

Perhaps the mentally Ill and way-too-grumpy whore who's tried to hijack this thread with "John" bashing and shrill explainers about his "experience" and "know-how" should GET THE FUCK OFF THIS THREAD and go start his own.

PS - You've told us here NOTHING we already didn't assume about the ongoings in your profession. You just made it more obvious how mentally unhinged some sex workers are.

R90 = Don't forget to roll your coins for the escort. LoL

R89, why in the hell would I lie about college students? There are tons of college students in the area from wealthy families. You clearly know nothing about the hustling business. Particularly, street hustling in a city like New York.

Does “a fews back" mean 1983?

OP, will you be in NYC? If so, there are places you can go to where you can view and "sample" before you buy.

There are currently hustler bars in NYC? Name one, please. Please don't say The Townhouse.

I guess it could be a turn on to pretend to be a hot snotty escort on Datalounge.

HISSTOPHER!!!

SMELLING SALTS-- STAT!!!

SATAN!

FIRES!

ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!