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You can have sex with any one person, only they die right after

Who do you pick?

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by Anonymousreply 87August 24, 2022 8:35 PM

OP's dad

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2022 11:25 PM

Aaron Rodgers.

I'd get off fucking him, then get off watching him die afterward.

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2022 11:26 PM

Myself. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2022 11:30 PM

For the sake of the humanity, a threesome with Donald J Trump and Vladimir Putin.

by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2022 11:33 PM

R1 my Dad's a grunting homophobe and a racist hillbilly with a potbelly and he stinks of rollies but have at it!

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2022 11:34 PM

My ex-boyfriend’s current boyfriend. I don’t know the guy or have anything against him, but I would go to the funeral just so I could tell my ex that the last thing to come out of his mouth before he died was my cock.

It’s a twofer.

by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2022 11:40 PM

I like the way you think, R6.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2022 11:46 PM

R6 is a femme fatale...

by Anonymousreply 8May 16, 2022 12:01 AM

Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 9May 16, 2022 12:08 AM

Hmmm. Dan Soder is almost a hottie.

by Anonymousreply 10May 16, 2022 12:08 AM

R10 yeah it's weird. He's like annoying and geeky and clearly full of his own dumb comedy, but he's sort of cute with his silly giggling smiles and his enthusiasm.

by Anonymousreply 11May 16, 2022 12:09 AM

Finally a reason to fuck Donald Trump!

by Anonymousreply 12May 16, 2022 12:10 AM

Taking one for the team: Mitch McConnell

by Anonymousreply 13May 16, 2022 1:35 AM

Josh Hawley

by Anonymousreply 14May 16, 2022 1:37 AM

I would let Jim Jordan lick my scrotum if I knew he'd die seconds later.

by Anonymousreply 15May 16, 2022 1:38 AM

I'll take another one for the team: Tucker Carlson.

by Anonymousreply 16May 16, 2022 5:41 AM

R10 Dan is goofy-cute. And he pings a little bit.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2022 7:58 PM

William Shatner.

Hell he's hot for 90 and his time is up.

by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2022 8:01 PM

R4, R12, R13, R16 Thank you for your sacrifice.

by Anonymousreply 19August 14, 2022 8:04 PM

Matt Walsh. Physically, he's 100% my type. But he's a homophobic, theocratic asshole, so I'll fuck him, then comfortably watch him die.

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by Anonymousreply 20August 14, 2022 8:05 PM

Rupert Murdoch.

by Anonymousreply 21August 14, 2022 8:05 PM

Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 22August 14, 2022 8:06 PM

Viktor Orbán. I'd take one for our neighbour Hungary, for the EU, for democracy. Lord only knows what new autocratic evil would spring up after his death, but I'd still give it a go.

Putin has even worse guys lined up to succeed him, that one is a non-starter.

by Anonymousreply 23August 14, 2022 8:06 PM

Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 24August 14, 2022 8:07 PM

R21 = Jerry Hall

by Anonymousreply 25August 14, 2022 8:10 PM

Mitch McConnell - you can thank me later.

by Anonymousreply 26August 23, 2022 6:47 AM

Peter Thiel. Because I want to eliminate one of the fascists but not Stephen Miller.

by Anonymousreply 27August 23, 2022 6:51 AM

R21, you'd have to take a lot of Viagra to get hard around Rupert Murdoch.

by Anonymousreply 28August 23, 2022 6:54 AM

Ron DeFatass, because at this point he's a bigger danger to the future of this country than Donald Fatass

by Anonymousreply 29August 23, 2022 7:01 AM

I had to troll-dar r6 because my initial reaction was "what a psycho!" but then it also seemed really familiar.

It was me. I posted it. ☹️

by Anonymousreply 30August 23, 2022 7:04 AM

Warren Buffett.

He's 91. . . so, maybe it was just his time to go and what better way than to go out with a bang, but being ever so humble, I won't brag when the estate offers a paid nda.

by Anonymousreply 31August 23, 2022 7:18 AM

Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 32August 23, 2022 7:33 AM

@r30, 😂 I do that a lot, except with me it's usually, "I like the way this guy thinks", because it's me 🙄

by Anonymousreply 33August 23, 2022 7:51 AM

At least you still like what you post, r33. On the Time Traveler's Wife thread, there was a lengthy discussion about the scene where the teenage protagonist goes back in time and blows himself. I said I'd totally do that if given the chance. I actually spent so much time in my youth trying to do it myself, that having another me to do it would have been amazing. But then I know we'd probably go in the backyard and get into a fistfight because we hate myself.

by Anonymousreply 34August 23, 2022 8:03 AM

Huh. I just realized that that post probably applies here as well. If I were a time traveler AND I could sleep with anyone but then they'd die, I probably might just go forward in time to fuck myself and end us both.

by Anonymousreply 35August 23, 2022 8:08 AM

I wouldn’t knowingly cause the death of anyone unless they deserved to be executed, and I wouldn’t have sex with anyone who had done something that warranted execution.

by Anonymousreply 36August 23, 2022 9:31 AM

^ If I thought I could save democracy/humanity you bet your ass I could have sex with it

by Anonymousreply 37August 23, 2022 9:33 AM

r36 so, unknowingly, you would? Sexual risk and unintentional transmission is a popular theme right now.

by Anonymousreply 38August 23, 2022 11:33 AM

a.

by Anonymousreply 39August 23, 2022 11:38 AM

I want to fuck daddy Mike pence. But I don't want him to die. He needs to shoot his big creamy loads in me regularly. It will be a dreamy life to start my day with a morning creampie by VP daddy Mike. And then contain daddy Mike juicy white load in my Boi pussy for the rest of the day. Mmmmmm.....that's a beautiful life. It is like a peice of my daddy is inside me throughout the day.

And by the evening, daddy Mike is all sweaty and I will lick his sweaty armpit and buttcrack and have his sweat all over my slutty face. We will then have a nice dinner. And then I will go on and suck daddy Mike nipple. And daddy Mike will slowly but surely pumping his man-milk into my stomach. Daddy breastmilk that he produced throughout the day will be my sweet dessert. 😋

by Anonymousreply 40August 23, 2022 11:57 AM

R40, Gurl, you so nasty.

by Anonymousreply 41August 23, 2022 12:04 PM

^ Gurl, he's nuts 🤪

by Anonymousreply 42August 23, 2022 12:07 PM

Your mama

by Anonymousreply 43August 23, 2022 12:07 PM

Will no one rid us of Madison Cawthorn?

by Anonymousreply 44August 23, 2022 2:02 PM

^ He fucked himself and now his career is dead. Close enough

by Anonymousreply 45August 23, 2022 3:16 PM

I'd fuck the absolute hell out of Jared Kushner, then have a martini and a cigar as I pondered his lifeless body.

by Anonymousreply 46August 23, 2022 4:39 PM

Andy Cohen

by Anonymousreply 47August 23, 2022 7:16 PM

The Gronk. He's retired now.

by Anonymousreply 48August 23, 2022 7:22 PM

That would be one hell of a "Murder She Wrote".

",He died of arsenic poisoning."

"Where did he get the arsenic?"

"He licked it off of another man's penis."

"Any skin samples in the mouth?"

"The laboratory is checking on that right now."

by Anonymousreply 49August 23, 2022 7:22 PM

R24, meh, Aaron Schock isn't worth it. Pick someone whose passing would be a net plus for humanity.

by Anonymousreply 50August 23, 2022 7:33 PM

Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 51August 23, 2022 7:56 PM

Has anyone picked Aaron Schock? 🤔

by Anonymousreply 52August 23, 2022 8:04 PM

This is a total psychopathic thread

by Anonymousreply 53August 23, 2022 8:14 PM

Well, someone already took my number one pick, Josh Hawley, so I'll say it: Ron DeSantis. I'd enjoy seeing his blue eyes bulging out of his fat, sweaty red face, his big mouth gaping in horror while his left hand clutches his left moob and his right hand reaches out to me, pleading for help while I smirk down at him.

by Anonymousreply 54August 23, 2022 8:18 PM

Don Trump Jr.

by Anonymousreply 55August 23, 2022 8:26 PM

Reverse it.

by Anonymousreply 56August 23, 2022 8:30 PM

Don’t say Miz Lindzey. You’ll want to keep coming back for more, again and again.

by Anonymousreply 57August 23, 2022 8:30 PM

Chris Pratt.

by Anonymousreply 58August 24, 2022 12:41 AM

Ted Cruz

by Anonymousreply 59August 24, 2022 12:53 AM

I would release Taika Waititi the way a compassionate veterinarian would euthanize a promising show dog who’d suffered a tragic and irreversible decline, and leave him for Rita Ora to find with his hands around his Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 60August 24, 2022 1:17 AM

Laura Ingraham, and I'm very gay.

I'm just so sickened by her face and her fucking cunty yap!

by Anonymousreply 61August 24, 2022 1:21 AM

Easy. Ben Shapiro.

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by Anonymousreply 62August 24, 2022 1:26 AM

That legless South African runner who killed his girlfriend and got away with it

by Anonymousreply 63August 24, 2022 1:31 AM

R62 yes great choice OP. I would love to have baby Ben dress wearing pink panties in front of a mirror to let him know what a sissy little slut she is. Then I will proceed to suck his gyno titties and have him unwillingly deliver his sissy breast milk to a real man and moaning inadvertently in the process.

But her moaning is too loud so I will shove my thick cock in his mouth to shut him up. Of course her sissy tongue would make my cock rock hard. I will then have him lay on sofa and spread his legs to demonstrate his sissy-ness. Then I will shove my cock inside his pink pussy and fuck him hard. And with each thrust comes with his sissy moaning and breast milk spilling out of his nipple.

by Anonymousreply 64August 24, 2022 2:09 AM

Rick Schroeder, Scott Baio, and Kevin Sorbo

by Anonymousreply 65August 24, 2022 2:25 AM

Sergeant Miles. He's a proven hot vers. fuck, but he's MAGA trash and will soon get out of jail for his Jan. 6 insurrection acts of violence.

Make him cu, watch him die. Hawt!

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by Anonymousreply 66August 24, 2022 3:47 AM

Dan Bilzerian.

He's a hot fuck but a complete asshole and nutcase, who will someday kill a prostitute. I would be doing her a favor and would enjoy it besides.

by Anonymousreply 67August 24, 2022 3:52 AM

Joe Biden.

by Anonymousreply 68August 24, 2022 5:23 AM

Sam Cushing

by Anonymousreply 69August 24, 2022 5:37 AM

Justin Bieber

by Anonymousreply 70August 24, 2022 11:09 AM

Shawn Mendes

by Anonymousreply 71August 24, 2022 11:10 AM

Harry Styles

by Anonymousreply 72August 24, 2022 11:10 AM

Been there, done that.

by Anonymousreply 73August 24, 2022 11:15 AM

[quote]Rick Schroeder, Scott Baio, and Kevin Sorbo

Someone didn't understand the assignment.

by Anonymousreply 74August 24, 2022 11:19 AM

Cecil Colby!

by Anonymousreply 75August 24, 2022 11:32 AM

Elon Musk

by Anonymousreply 76August 24, 2022 11:37 AM

I would hop in my time machine and find a way to anally rape Fred Trump before he married Mary in '36.

by Anonymousreply 77August 24, 2022 11:45 AM

Alexander the Great to see what all the fuss is about.

by Anonymousreply 78August 24, 2022 11:53 AM

^ Word on the street was he should have been named, "Alexander the Meh"

by Anonymousreply 79August 24, 2022 12:02 PM

Joe Manganiello or Chris Cuomo.

by Anonymousreply 80August 24, 2022 12:23 PM

Do any lesbians want to volunteer to take out Marjorie Taylor Greene? Bi guys?

by Anonymousreply 81August 24, 2022 3:14 PM

We’re they going to die anyway or does my selection and liaison cause the death.

Makes a huge difference.

by Anonymousreply 82August 24, 2022 3:18 PM

[quote] We’re they going to die anyway

Oh, dead! er, dear.

by Anonymousreply 83August 24, 2022 4:21 PM

Sidney Powell

by Anonymousreply 84August 24, 2022 6:00 PM

As one of the lesbians, and as a feminist, normally I wouldn't make a suggestion at all, but: Stephanie McMahon, the CBO/COO of WWE wrestling.

Not only is Stephanie ruining the martial creative storytelling craft of pro-wrestling in the West with her poor business decisions (that she often defaults to her equally-clueless husband), she's also guilty of abetting rapists (chiefly her own father, Vince), and neglecting or depriving or bullying other women in her care & employ to the point of harm.

One example, of dozens: a late and former young female wrestler, named Ashley Massaro, killed herself a short few years after terminating her WWE contract. It is now understood that Ashley took her life so early and tragically in part because Stephanie & Vince stood by, silently and knowingly, during and after an incident in which Ashley was raped at work by a U.S. soldier (while on a military tour with WWE, a 'tribute to the troops' type of show). Ashley raised complaints right after the assault, and was told by Vince & Stephanie emotionally-blackmailed her to keep the rape a secret in order to "protect the company and other employees, as well as the integrity of the Armed Forces", and to handle her post-rape medical & psych treatment on her own. Ashley was known to be an agreeable, conscientious and sweet woman who didn't want to rock the boat, and Stephanie knew that as well as Vince, refusing to stand up to her tyrant father and advocate for a sister in trouble. How one woman could allow such a thing to go unchallenged and unpunished is beyond me, and sickening.

Thing is, Stephanie is rotten to the core but she looks just ripe, really good for her age--especially considering her stressful job, steroid use, cosmetic surgeries, and the fact she's popped out three kids. So long as in the bedroom she didn't make any noise in her weird raspy HGH voice, or do anything that reminded me what a l!zard she is and where she comes from, I'd be down to clown before she expired. Then watch her go, crack a cold one, and toast to poor Ashley and all those other lovely girls who suffered because of the McMahon carny family.

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by Anonymousreply 85August 24, 2022 7:20 PM

Yeah, fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 86August 24, 2022 7:44 PM

Sarah the “Huck”

by Anonymousreply 87August 24, 2022 8:35 PM
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