Who do you pick?
You can have sex with any one person, only they die right after
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 24, 2022 8:35 PM |
OP's dad
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 15, 2022 11:25 PM |
Aaron Rodgers.
I'd get off fucking him, then get off watching him die afterward.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 15, 2022 11:26 PM |
Myself. Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 15, 2022 11:30 PM |
For the sake of the humanity, a threesome with Donald J Trump and Vladimir Putin.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 15, 2022 11:33 PM |
R1 my Dad's a grunting homophobe and a racist hillbilly with a potbelly and he stinks of rollies but have at it!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 15, 2022 11:34 PM |
My ex-boyfriend’s current boyfriend. I don’t know the guy or have anything against him, but I would go to the funeral just so I could tell my ex that the last thing to come out of his mouth before he died was my cock.
It’s a twofer.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 15, 2022 11:40 PM |
I like the way you think, R6.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 15, 2022 11:46 PM |
R6 is a femme fatale...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 16, 2022 12:01 AM |
Justin Timberlake
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 16, 2022 12:08 AM |
Hmmm. Dan Soder is almost a hottie.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 16, 2022 12:08 AM |
R10 yeah it's weird. He's like annoying and geeky and clearly full of his own dumb comedy, but he's sort of cute with his silly giggling smiles and his enthusiasm.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 16, 2022 12:09 AM |
Finally a reason to fuck Donald Trump!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 16, 2022 12:10 AM |
Taking one for the team: Mitch McConnell
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 16, 2022 1:35 AM |
Josh Hawley
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 16, 2022 1:37 AM |
I would let Jim Jordan lick my scrotum if I knew he'd die seconds later.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 16, 2022 1:38 AM |
I'll take another one for the team: Tucker Carlson.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 16, 2022 5:41 AM |
R10 Dan is goofy-cute. And he pings a little bit.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 14, 2022 7:58 PM |
William Shatner.
Hell he's hot for 90 and his time is up.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 14, 2022 8:01 PM |
R4, R12, R13, R16 Thank you for your sacrifice.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 14, 2022 8:04 PM |
Matt Walsh. Physically, he's 100% my type. But he's a homophobic, theocratic asshole, so I'll fuck him, then comfortably watch him die.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 14, 2022 8:05 PM |
Rupert Murdoch.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 14, 2022 8:05 PM |
Jared Kushner
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 14, 2022 8:06 PM |
Viktor Orbán. I'd take one for our neighbour Hungary, for the EU, for democracy. Lord only knows what new autocratic evil would spring up after his death, but I'd still give it a go.
Putin has even worse guys lined up to succeed him, that one is a non-starter.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 14, 2022 8:06 PM |
Aaron Schock
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 14, 2022 8:07 PM |
R21 = Jerry Hall
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 14, 2022 8:10 PM |
Mitch McConnell - you can thank me later.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 23, 2022 6:47 AM |
Peter Thiel. Because I want to eliminate one of the fascists but not Stephen Miller.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 23, 2022 6:51 AM |
R21, you'd have to take a lot of Viagra to get hard around Rupert Murdoch.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 23, 2022 6:54 AM |
Ron DeFatass, because at this point he's a bigger danger to the future of this country than Donald Fatass
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 23, 2022 7:01 AM |
I had to troll-dar r6 because my initial reaction was "what a psycho!" but then it also seemed really familiar.
It was me. I posted it. ☹️
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 23, 2022 7:04 AM |
Warren Buffett.
He's 91. . . so, maybe it was just his time to go and what better way than to go out with a bang, but being ever so humble, I won't brag when the estate offers a paid nda.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 23, 2022 7:18 AM |
Ivanka
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 23, 2022 7:33 AM |
@r30, 😂 I do that a lot, except with me it's usually, "I like the way this guy thinks", because it's me 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 23, 2022 7:51 AM |
At least you still like what you post, r33. On the Time Traveler's Wife thread, there was a lengthy discussion about the scene where the teenage protagonist goes back in time and blows himself. I said I'd totally do that if given the chance. I actually spent so much time in my youth trying to do it myself, that having another me to do it would have been amazing. But then I know we'd probably go in the backyard and get into a fistfight because we hate myself.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 23, 2022 8:03 AM |
Huh. I just realized that that post probably applies here as well. If I were a time traveler AND I could sleep with anyone but then they'd die, I probably might just go forward in time to fuck myself and end us both.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 23, 2022 8:08 AM |
I wouldn’t knowingly cause the death of anyone unless they deserved to be executed, and I wouldn’t have sex with anyone who had done something that warranted execution.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 23, 2022 9:31 AM |
^ If I thought I could save democracy/humanity you bet your ass I could have sex with it
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 23, 2022 9:33 AM |
r36 so, unknowingly, you would? Sexual risk and unintentional transmission is a popular theme right now.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 23, 2022 11:33 AM |
a.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 23, 2022 11:38 AM |
I want to fuck daddy Mike pence. But I don't want him to die. He needs to shoot his big creamy loads in me regularly. It will be a dreamy life to start my day with a morning creampie by VP daddy Mike. And then contain daddy Mike juicy white load in my Boi pussy for the rest of the day. Mmmmmm.....that's a beautiful life. It is like a peice of my daddy is inside me throughout the day.
And by the evening, daddy Mike is all sweaty and I will lick his sweaty armpit and buttcrack and have his sweat all over my slutty face. We will then have a nice dinner. And then I will go on and suck daddy Mike nipple. And daddy Mike will slowly but surely pumping his man-milk into my stomach. Daddy breastmilk that he produced throughout the day will be my sweet dessert. 😋
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 23, 2022 11:57 AM |
R40, Gurl, you so nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 23, 2022 12:04 PM |
^ Gurl, he's nuts 🤪
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 23, 2022 12:07 PM |
Your mama
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 23, 2022 12:07 PM |
Will no one rid us of Madison Cawthorn?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 23, 2022 2:02 PM |
^ He fucked himself and now his career is dead. Close enough
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 23, 2022 3:16 PM |
I'd fuck the absolute hell out of Jared Kushner, then have a martini and a cigar as I pondered his lifeless body.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 23, 2022 4:39 PM |
Andy Cohen
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 23, 2022 7:16 PM |
The Gronk. He's retired now.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 23, 2022 7:22 PM |
That would be one hell of a "Murder She Wrote".
",He died of arsenic poisoning."
"Where did he get the arsenic?"
"He licked it off of another man's penis."
"Any skin samples in the mouth?"
"The laboratory is checking on that right now."
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 23, 2022 7:22 PM |
R24, meh, Aaron Schock isn't worth it. Pick someone whose passing would be a net plus for humanity.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 23, 2022 7:33 PM |
Aaron Schock
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 23, 2022 7:56 PM |
Has anyone picked Aaron Schock? 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 23, 2022 8:04 PM |
This is a total psychopathic thread
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 23, 2022 8:14 PM |
Well, someone already took my number one pick, Josh Hawley, so I'll say it: Ron DeSantis. I'd enjoy seeing his blue eyes bulging out of his fat, sweaty red face, his big mouth gaping in horror while his left hand clutches his left moob and his right hand reaches out to me, pleading for help while I smirk down at him.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 23, 2022 8:18 PM |
Don Trump Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 23, 2022 8:26 PM |
Reverse it.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 23, 2022 8:30 PM |
Don’t say Miz Lindzey. You’ll want to keep coming back for more, again and again.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 23, 2022 8:30 PM |
Chris Pratt.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 24, 2022 12:41 AM |
Ted Cruz
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 24, 2022 12:53 AM |
I would release Taika Waititi the way a compassionate veterinarian would euthanize a promising show dog who’d suffered a tragic and irreversible decline, and leave him for Rita Ora to find with his hands around his Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 24, 2022 1:17 AM |
Laura Ingraham, and I'm very gay.
I'm just so sickened by her face and her fucking cunty yap!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 24, 2022 1:21 AM |
That legless South African runner who killed his girlfriend and got away with it
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 24, 2022 1:31 AM |
R62 yes great choice OP. I would love to have baby Ben dress wearing pink panties in front of a mirror to let him know what a sissy little slut she is. Then I will proceed to suck his gyno titties and have him unwillingly deliver his sissy breast milk to a real man and moaning inadvertently in the process.
But her moaning is too loud so I will shove my thick cock in his mouth to shut him up. Of course her sissy tongue would make my cock rock hard. I will then have him lay on sofa and spread his legs to demonstrate his sissy-ness. Then I will shove my cock inside his pink pussy and fuck him hard. And with each thrust comes with his sissy moaning and breast milk spilling out of his nipple.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 24, 2022 2:09 AM |
Rick Schroeder, Scott Baio, and Kevin Sorbo
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 24, 2022 2:25 AM |
Sergeant Miles. He's a proven hot vers. fuck, but he's MAGA trash and will soon get out of jail for his Jan. 6 insurrection acts of violence.
Make him cu, watch him die. Hawt!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 24, 2022 3:47 AM |
Dan Bilzerian.
He's a hot fuck but a complete asshole and nutcase, who will someday kill a prostitute. I would be doing her a favor and would enjoy it besides.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 24, 2022 3:52 AM |
Joe Biden.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 24, 2022 5:23 AM |
Sam Cushing
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 24, 2022 5:37 AM |
Justin Bieber
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 24, 2022 11:09 AM |
Shawn Mendes
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 24, 2022 11:10 AM |
Harry Styles
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 24, 2022 11:10 AM |
Been there, done that.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 24, 2022 11:15 AM |
[quote]Rick Schroeder, Scott Baio, and Kevin Sorbo
Someone didn't understand the assignment.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 24, 2022 11:19 AM |
Cecil Colby!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 24, 2022 11:32 AM |
Elon Musk
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 24, 2022 11:37 AM |
I would hop in my time machine and find a way to anally rape Fred Trump before he married Mary in '36.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 24, 2022 11:45 AM |
Alexander the Great to see what all the fuss is about.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 24, 2022 11:53 AM |
^ Word on the street was he should have been named, "Alexander the Meh"
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 24, 2022 12:02 PM |
Joe Manganiello or Chris Cuomo.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 24, 2022 12:23 PM |
Do any lesbians want to volunteer to take out Marjorie Taylor Greene? Bi guys?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 24, 2022 3:14 PM |
We’re they going to die anyway or does my selection and liaison cause the death.
Makes a huge difference.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 24, 2022 3:18 PM |
[quote] We’re they going to die anyway
Oh, dead! er, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 24, 2022 4:21 PM |
Sidney Powell
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 24, 2022 6:00 PM |
As one of the lesbians, and as a feminist, normally I wouldn't make a suggestion at all, but: Stephanie McMahon, the CBO/COO of WWE wrestling.
Not only is Stephanie ruining the martial creative storytelling craft of pro-wrestling in the West with her poor business decisions (that she often defaults to her equally-clueless husband), she's also guilty of abetting rapists (chiefly her own father, Vince), and neglecting or depriving or bullying other women in her care & employ to the point of harm.
One example, of dozens: a late and former young female wrestler, named Ashley Massaro, killed herself a short few years after terminating her WWE contract. It is now understood that Ashley took her life so early and tragically in part because Stephanie & Vince stood by, silently and knowingly, during and after an incident in which Ashley was raped at work by a U.S. soldier (while on a military tour with WWE, a 'tribute to the troops' type of show). Ashley raised complaints right after the assault, and was told by Vince & Stephanie emotionally-blackmailed her to keep the rape a secret in order to "protect the company and other employees, as well as the integrity of the Armed Forces", and to handle her post-rape medical & psych treatment on her own. Ashley was known to be an agreeable, conscientious and sweet woman who didn't want to rock the boat, and Stephanie knew that as well as Vince, refusing to stand up to her tyrant father and advocate for a sister in trouble. How one woman could allow such a thing to go unchallenged and unpunished is beyond me, and sickening.
Thing is, Stephanie is rotten to the core but she looks just ripe, really good for her age--especially considering her stressful job, steroid use, cosmetic surgeries, and the fact she's popped out three kids. So long as in the bedroom she didn't make any noise in her weird raspy HGH voice, or do anything that reminded me what a l!zard she is and where she comes from, I'd be down to clown before she expired. Then watch her go, crack a cold one, and toast to poor Ashley and all those other lovely girls who suffered because of the McMahon carny family.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 24, 2022 7:20 PM |
Yeah, fuck her.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 24, 2022 7:44 PM |
Sarah the “Huck”
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 24, 2022 8:35 PM |