Food You Will Never Order at a Restaurant

I will NEVER order anything in a restaurant because I NEVER eat out.

Blowfish sushi

Pasta Primavera, bread pudding.

Grilled cheese

liver and onions

Fish on a Monday night.

OP, those are my top 3 orders. Have you ever had the Factory Loaf at the Cheesecake Factory?

Seafood like sea urchin or scrimps, frogs, any insects..., cellery and fresh coriander, ....

Escargot and anything that contains coriander or green bell peppers.

R7 No.

FAT WHORES MOURN!

I almost never order fish because it's very expensive in restaurants and it's something I cook well enough at home at a much, much cheaper price. Also, a piece of fish in a restaurant doesn't fill me up the way a steak or pasta would so I always leave hungry. - (or I eat way too much sides and dessert, which I shouldn't).

The occasional exception is salmon.

Ass

Fish in restaurants are never what they say they are. They use butter fish and pretend it’s expensive cuts.

Anything I can make at home.

Speak for yourself asshole OP.

Poached cod loins with prunes

Chicken anything.

I won't buy it at the grocery either.

Could eat it if forced, just don't care for it at all.

Nothing I can make better at home.

Pasta dishes, only because I make them often, and when I look at the menu price I mentally start adding it up in my head how much it would cost to make it at home.

Yes, pasta dishes. Pesto fettuccini is $18. I could make it myself with dried pasta and a jar of pesto. It doesn’t taste any different.

Fried Taint

I usually GET fish at restaurants because I hate how it makes my entire apartment reek for 2 days.

Chinese food.

Anything with hollandaise.

Chicken wings. Crab legs.

Gotta stay smart and health conscious, R22. Homemade is a much better option!

A main dish salad. I'm not paying 18 fucking dollars for a goddamn salad I can make with far more ingredients for the price.

i can plant a fucking garden for that price.

Pasta, tuna salad, and other foods you can make yourself for a few bucks.

^^you said it, sister. I'm never going to a restaurant to order the fucking soup.

[quote] Blowfish sushi

I went o several blowfish restaurants when I lived in Osaka. They serve all parts of the blowfish, including the bony fin thing, eyeballs, and skin. Blowfish is an extremely mediocre fish and the only thing that makes it exciting is the possibility of poisoning. Still, I wonder what Greg could do with it.. maybe pair it with strawberry jam and mint juleps?

"White Tuna" at a sashimi place. It tastes good but is probably Escolar, which gives you the squirts.

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Ortolan

Tacos de Ojo

Any cetacean

Mimolette cheese

Raw oysters. I used to, until I got a bad one.

A special served on Monday or Tuesday.

Oatmeal for breakfast

PB&J

Many of you sound like miserable penny pinching kill joys. Do stay home, please.

It really depends on the restaurant type.

I aint paying those motherfucking sky high prices for something I gon fix up for a three motherfucking dollahs. And 35 cents. Ok? You see that?

Horse steak...

Toad in the hole.

Chitterlings.

R39 you are right

Spotted Dick maybe. Regular Dick very rarely.

Frozen Grilled Pears Charlene

Top Ramen

A grapefruit half.

Cereal

Octopus. The suckers on their testaclees creep me out

Flamingo tongues

Biscuits & gravy

Dog.

Octopuses have suckers on their testicles, R51? I guess they want a snug fit when mating.