Britney Spears' Baby is DEAD TO ME

Wow, OP, such bad taste.

Um, tailspin her into madness? She's certifiably insane and has been for decades. She NEEDED that conservatorship.

Y'all, that baby done fell right outta mah cooter there on the beach when Ah was spread eagle for Thisntagram. Boy, two disappointments at once. Wassa gal ta do? LOVE LOVE LOVE Y'ALLS! Want some money? Ah got plenny!

Oh no. My heart goes out to her and her fiance.

This is awful, but these things happen sometime. If she desires to have another child, I'm sure she will. Still: thoughts and prayers to them both.

Predictable

This has got to be hard on Sam. 18 Years of income gone!

It was nature's way of saying something wasn't right.

I'll leave you all to choose from the vast assortment of what exactly that is.

R1, which is why it's so perfectly DL.

So what? I’m sure she’s have 12 more.

Never pregnant to begin with, otherwise we would be seeing the pregnancy test, a sonogram, baby bump shots.

She just was in severe need of attention.

she was concerned about Roe v Wade and decided to get rid of it fast

She was never pregnant. She just thought she was. We gotta give her a pass. She crazy!

She missed a period and thought she was pregnant. She's going through menopause

Her crazy ass doesn’t need any more children. She can not even look after herself. Always posting nudes and dressing like she is still 20 years old whilst she spins around incessantly. No life for a baby.

She didn't lose a baby, if she lost anything (?) it was a clump of cells.

[QUOTE] This has got to be hard on Sam. 18 Years of income gone!

Sam’s already trying to knock her up again.

Sam's the new Blac Chyna and will milk her crazy ass for every dollar. He's just smarter and playing the long con. He must be fucking her 50 times a day to make up for all those years she was forced on birth control. And he's 0-1 now or what I probably believe more is she's crazy and missed her period.

With these crazies y'never know.

I actually think this is for the best. As someone said...she can barely take care of herself.

Mah cooter was itchy, y'all!

She should be careful! Unless she has a funeral for her deceased clump (RIP), the Republicans can have her jailed for murder. After all, that was a baby, y'all!

I can see the headline: "Spears jailed for murder of Cletus fetus!"

Britney's body doing the Lord's work.

There was no pregnancy to begin with.

Do you think she knows how women become pregnant?

R14- Actually the baby and Britney would have tons in common. It's the same level of care for Brit that it is for an infant-Just add on another minder/nanny/companion!

R23- You just opened the door wide open to multiple jokes beginning with "Well, her daddy told her...."

R15 Exactly. A first-trimester miscarriage is NOT a loss of a baby. It's the loss of the "idea" of a baby. It is, to be sure, a bubble -bursting event in which you realize that the future you were contemplating with this conceptual baby, is not going to come to pass. Which is disappointing, I imagine -- but it's not an actual loss of a realized human child. Fraus really struggle with this concept. They confuse that clump of cells with the mythical, nonexistent future baby that comes to life in their imagination the second the pee stick shows a positive.

How about honoring your body's wisdom, and showing gratitude? I mean, do you WANT to carry a monstrous, unviable malformation to term?

R3 is a grotesque cunt.

R15, my sister almost bled to death miscarrying. She was in her first trimester. She was in agony and was in hospital for a long time.

What on earth makes you think you're more knowledgeable about pregnancy and miscarriages than "fraus" who have actually experienced it?

Unbelievable arrogance.

This thread makes me very uncomfortable.

Wrong person. I'll try again.

R26, My sister almost bled to death miscarrying. She was in her first trimester. She was in agony and was in hospital for a long time.

What on earth makes you think you're more knowledgeable about pregnancy and miscarriages than "fraus" who have actually experienced it?

Unbelievable arrogance.

R26 is a fucking, ignorant vile cunt pontificating about something he has never experienced himself. Utterly sick.

I’m very sad for her. Even though I don’t think she can emotionally handle a child, I can’t imagine the pain of such loss.

Now I think she should go to a fertility specialist and do it the right way considering her age. Also, Dr will make sure the embryo(s) is viable. Plus, isn't she on a shit ton of psych meds that might not be recommended during pregnancy?

^ This woman is not on mediation, obviously.

Thank you, OP. It is not possible for her to "tailspin" after her hitting the ground full speed straight down many years ago.

She's just twitching. Apparently the twitching has involved her down-there region quite a bit, and the prospective child decided to hit the road rather than risk natality under the circumstances.

Oh Baby, Baby. I shouldn't have let you go.

[quote]This woman is not on mediation, obviously.

Probably not, but some people still act whacky on meds- they aren't a miraculous cure-all, and everyone responds differently to them.

[quote][R3] is a grotesque cunt.

R27 is a sad newbie.

I guess it's cheaper to make it up than buy a baby bump.

RIP, little Figment.

R39, Tread lightly.

She was spazzing around on a jet ski only last week. She'40 and needs to be very careful or this will just happen again and again.

I was far too scared to hit him

But I would hit him in a heartbeat now

'There was no pregnancy to begin with.'

Here comes the QAnon contingent. Same morons who think Beyonce and Meghan Markle faked their pregnancies.

Why didn't she wait to announce until after the 3rd trimester?

it's usually is safe to break the news after the 1st trimester.

R44 has either not followed the DM coverage about this "pregnancy", is completely clueless about pregnancy/fertility, or dangerously naive.

Anyone with a working bullshit detector knew something was off from the moment she posted that "pregnancy announcement" claiming she, a 40-year-old mother-of-two who's desperate for another baby, took a pregnancy test after "noticing my belly had gotten so big" and oooops, it was positive y'all!!!!

That's not how it works. Not at that age, not if the woman desperately wants a child. She would've carefully monitored her menstrual cycle and taken a test WAY before showing.

Then there was the onslaught of what she claimed were throwback pics showing her with a flat stomach, the hiding her "bump" in nude photos, the riding a jetski while allegedly in her first trimester.... even taking her mental illness into account,her behavior was NOT that of a pregnant woman.

Yeah, I am pretty sure with her "over-sharing" habits that we would have seen the positive test over a urine-filled toilet bowl, a sonogram and pics of said "bump" if she were really pregnant.

[quote]She would've carefully monitored her menstrual cycle and taken a test WAY before showing.

She doesn't understand what a menstrual cycle is.

So everyone is on the same page, this is an illustration of a human embryo/fetus/baby (take your pick) at 4 weeks. The length is approximately 0.04 inches long.

'That's not how it works. Not at that age, not if the woman desperately wants a child. She would've carefully monitored her menstrual cycle and taken a test WAY before showing.'

You poor fool - this is Britney Spears. You really think she's capable of 'carefully monitoring' anything? Your post gives me Larrie vibes - all that shit they talked about Louis Tomlinson's baby mama announcing her pregnancy at 11 weeks which meant it was fake.

'So everyone is on the same page, this is an illustration of a human embryo/fetus/baby (take your pick) at 4 weeks. The length is approximately 0.04 inches long.'

She was four months not 4 weeks, you spastic.

R50 thinks that you get a bump at 4 weeks. Dumb little queen.

The press reaction to the announcement was interesting. A lot of the headlines were phrased "Britney Spears says she's pregnant" rather than "Britney Spears IS pregnant." I think a lot of people didn't think the pregnancy was real.

Dont believe she was pg. Cray cray as they come.

hysterical pregnancy

Someone link an article that says her miscarried clump/fetus/baby was lost at four months.

R49, I don't think she is as dumb, or even uneducated, as people make her out to be. People call her illiterate and stupid based on her rambling, semi coherent, emoji filled insta posts, but they really only show that she is manic.

She's probably no Einstein, and lacks formal education, but I'm sure she knows that a missed period can be a sign of pregnancy. It's not even something that you have to "understand". You just have to know when to take the test.

R53 Show me a picture of Britney with a baby bump.

[quote]She NEEDED that conservatorship.

Nobody "needs" to have their money stolen, be forced into servitude and have an IUD implanted against their wishes.

For all the talk about others being mentally ill on here, it's pretty obvious that a lot of YOU have some SIGNIFICANT mental issues.

R51 must be one of the ignorant idiots who can't tell the difference between stupidity and mental illness.

[quote]has either not followed the DM coverage about this "pregnancy",

It's pretty sad when someone gets on their high horse because someone "didn't follow the Daily Mail coverage" as if that's what everyone SHOULD have done.

R62, reading about the topic is something that you "should" do before writing comments calling others QAnon contigent.

[quote]This thread makes me very uncomfortable.

That's because DL is a bunch of stupid, trashy 4chan types these days, who think being crude like a troubled teenager is "pointless bitchery" and if you don't think they're hilarious and witty, then "you don't belong here."

I didn't say anything about Q-Anon, r63. Sort yourself out.

But the comment I replied to with that one sentence you quoted did, R65. Maybe you sort yourself out, dear.

Okay, r66, here's the thing: when I say DL is full of stupid, trashy people, I mean you.

I didn't say anything about Q-Anon. You're wrong. You should be used to that feeling because I suspect you're wrong about a lot of things, a lot of the time.

It's HIGHLY unlikely for a 40-year-old woman to get pregnant within a few months of having a IUD removed. Add to that the way she announced it and what she's posted since, even editing posts to add a "this was before the pregnancy of course!!", and anyone with a working brain can see this likely wasn't real.

As I stated on another thread, I got pregnant at 43 without trying and about 4 months after getting my IUD removed after years of it being inserted.

That shit *does* happen.

And that's what's called a miscarriage y'all.

THERE NEVER WAS A BABY IN HER COOTER!

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, R67. Let me spell it out for you, okay?

I replied to ANOTHER comment calling people who don't believe this pregnancy was real "Qanon contingent", saying the poster must not have followed the DM coverage.

YOU criticized that one sentence in my reply, saying how sad it is to act like following the DM coverage is something "one should do".

I replied to YOU referencing the FIRST comment I replied to, saying one should follow the coverage before calling others Qanon contingent.

Get it now? I doubt it, but at least I gave it a try.

This was one of her pregnancy "updates" shared on her Insta a few weeks ago. Draw your own conclusions. It doesn't sound like the soulful reflections of any pregnant person I've ever known.

"Being pregnant my hormones are kinda stupid… but it’s weird I want to jump out of the car and run naked like Will Ferrell in “Old School”… yep pregnant lady running through don’t mind me and I’m hot as fuck here… I thought pizza looked great but it tasted like salami!!! I hated it, but the looks of it can be deceiving… I will say it tasted like sh*t… goodnight… it’s pickle time!!!"

And R67, one more thing: it's REALLY cute that you think it bothers me that someone as intellectually limited as you thinks of me as trashy and stupid.

In the same lengthy post, she also wrote this perplexing word salad:

"Casted away yet set again to own it … I say it with no humiliation at all whatsoever !!! I literally sit in it … the embarrassment I bathe in it… cry in it and laugh in it… It’s nice folks and believe it or not the garden I fell down in and scrapped my knee was more than just THAT… it was a big deal!!! big deal out of nothing why yes… my bloody knee sprinkled over to my dog's paws… Security said Sawyer is hurt and I said no it’s me… I think my dog and I became one at that moment like some sort of weird vampire sh*t… wait is my face gonna turn bleach-white tomorrow??? In my London days just heels… red lips and the whitest face known to mankind… yep that was me… now I’m in Spanish paradise… trying to stay composed, but kinda weird I will be honest!!!"

I read so many comments, on multiple sites, from people that didn't think she was pregnant. They said that she would eventually claim a miscarriage. I kind of think that they were right. It's for the best. She needs to take care of herself right now. And has a past that shows she has mental problems when pregnant.

How long before MussAlito’s Court decides that MISCARRIAGE IS MURDER!!!

I hope r47 is a lesbian or a frau. I hate when a man tries to be more woman than a woman, and talk about womanly things like there experts.

they’re*

Sorry but I don’t believe this crazy bitch was ever pregnant.

BRITNEY'S BABBY WAS A GIFT OF GOD!!!!

R80 I agree. I don’t think she ever even went to a doctor to determine this pregnancy. She missed a period …or she ate a bad shrimp.

There is no way she wrote that Instagram post. No way in hell.

Awww that’s actually really sad miscarriages are so hard on women when they want the baby. I hope she’ll be okay.

The problem is that she can’t take antipsychotic meds while she’s pregnant. If she’s been doing fertility treatments, I wonder if she’s had to be off her meds for that too.

That “baby” dodged a bullet.

ABORT ABORT ABORT!

Chuck it down the pan!

Bring me a kinitting needle!

So sad..

Women over 40 can get pregnant without trouble; especially if they’ve had other successful pregnancies. She’s probably naturally fertile.

And if she did get pregnant right away, after having an IUD removed, her uterus might have needed a trial run to get ready for the real thing. She’d be wise to wait a bit.

But I also think it’s possible she was faking.

r22 Yep this situation is just like it was for Beyonce and Meghan. Except Beyonce and Meghan had baby bumps and gave birth to actual babies.

[quote] this thread makes me uncomfortable

Fuck off.

this was a pretend baby. i think she's mad and she confabulated said baby. Notice we never had proof or pics of supposed baby.

this "miscarriage" was totally fabricated for attention. Britney NEEDS attention. Honestly, before and after the conservatorship, this was always the case.

In a recent post, she said she wanted to run naked behind a car like Will Ferrell in that stupid college flick I never watched.

[quote]Someone link an article that says her miscarried clump/fetus/baby was lost at four months.

She wouldn’t have had any idea how pregnant she was. I remember back when she was pregnant with one of the boys, she did a TV interview, and was asked how far along she was and when she was due. She was loudly chomping on some gum, and proudly said “I have no idea!” She’s not knowledgeable about anything.

[quote]She's probably no Einstein, and lacks formal education, but I'm sure she knows that a missed period can be a sign of pregnancy. It's not even something that you have to "understand". You just have to know when to take the test.

Most women that have IUDs in place don’t have regular periods. She claims she had hers in for years and just recently had it removed. There’s no way she had a regular enough menstrual cycle yet to “know” that she missed a period and needed to take a test. Especially someone as dumb as her.

She didn’t even take care of the other two. She should be sterilized. She is not sane.

Her weirdo fans suffering from arrested development are holding candlelight vigils over this as though it happened to them. What retards.

We want Britney’s magic child! It better be a girl!

How sad. I hope she's going to feel better soon. But mothers never forget their babies they lost, ever

Watching Britney fans, who used to attack anyone who said that her situation was beyond fucked up and tantamount to slavery, move to their current psychosis regarding her has been fascinating. Now any mention of the fact that her fiancé was hired by her father (aka her slaver) is verboten. The fiancé is impeccable, Britney is thriving, her behavior is just her being ~free~.

In no way do I think she should be in a conservatorship but it sure doesn’t seem like the current setup is ideal!

Some Publicist decided to nip this fantasy in the bud before it got out of hand.

R94 Right! No way she even went to an Obgyn. Someone probably noticed how physically she had not changed so she finally went to a doctor who told her she was not pregnant and it was unclear if she had been.

I believe docs can tell if a woman was recently pregnant from an internal exam. The woman's internal organs change colors during pregnancy to a purplish hue that doesn't fade away that quickly. Also, increased levels of HgC levels fade away slowly.

I can't believe you heartless cunts are not thinking about how Sam feels about this! He is the real victim here!

If she really wrote those instagram posts at R73 and R75 then she is truly deranged.

I'd like to see a hot porn vid of sam being dp'd while also sucking cock

What would make a woman fake a pregnancy that already has 2 kids. What is this based on? Can anyone offer me any evidence, you know the circle of friends, SOMETHING? Someone just randomly claims that Britney Spears randomly, incredulously decided to make up being pregnant. Please can someone help me figure this out.

Britney is mental. She's a low IQ person.

$eal the deal, $am. $uper $perm= kaching.

r108, So you know her personally or know people who know her? Even low iq people don't make up being pregnant. If anything making up being pregnant would be a mi-high iq sociopath. So please explain where you are coming from.

R110, OK, Britney is borderline-retarded. She has a vocabulary of about 15 words. She wasn't pregnant. She doesn't realize she's going through premature menopause. She cant' finish a crossword puzzle in US magazine. I hope this helps you understand her personality.

Post "miscarriage" she was riding a jet ski in Mexico with a facemask half-on.

She’s what you call a hot mess. Kind of sad to read about her crisis filled life amid he opulent lifestyle.

Britney may have had average intelligence as a child, but that intelligence has been blunted by no education, lots of drugs (both illegal and legal), and the toxic combination of private abuse and public adulation all child/teen stars go through. At this point in her life, she's clearly subnormal and unstable, and while maybe the conservatorship wasn't the way to go, somebody needs to take care of her. Otherwise, she's going to continue to pull stunts like this and eventually go into a spiral.

dun dun dun dun dun....

CRAAAAAAZY

A baby is the last thing that girl needs. And I say "girl" because it's clear she's never developed beyond her teenage years, making her constant nudes and twirls in outdated clothes even creepier.

As long as she’s developed ample juicing melons, what does it matter what education level she’s trapped on??

No more craving for chocolate milkshakes with crushed ice?

He’s hit and is fuck him but I can’t imagine her himbo boyfriend is much fun to be around. I guess she’s probably not either though so…

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Gen Z seems obsessed with her and other 90s icons. So many girls wearing midriffs and jeans with long hair. The "bimbo" style is back according to TikTok. If she dies, she may end up a Marilyn Monroe figure emulated forever.

R124, I hope she does not die tragically. If so, she will be immortalized.

Y'all I'm so sad I lost my little baby but life must go on !!!!!

I had muh baby in the terlitt! It was just a food baby. False alarm, y'all!

Maybe it is just me but I think it is gross that she is always holding her dog while nude.

R128. Yeah it's just you. She can do whatever the fuck she wants.

^ LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE!

R107 doesn’t know any personality-disordered straight women, apparently.

Women claim to be pregnant for all kinds of reasons. To get a man to stay with her, or propose marriage or give her money. They claim it to get out of physically demanding work. They do it to get fawning attention. Or sympathy.

This crazy bitch carried out the whole show right up until her adult daughter came to drive her to her “scheduled C-section”!

By that logic, R107, what is the proof that Britney was recently pregnant? We know she'll say anything.

So young.

Well is Britney an independent and functional woman which entails she's fair to criticize like everyone else. Or is she innocent child that needs to be coddled and defended all the time? Because you can't have it both ways. She's mentally unwell and her behavior should not be enabled. It has consequences.

r131, Again the point of my argument is lost on you. That woman has a personality disorder. Anyone can potentially make up anything. You guys are not her doctor, psychologist, nor have you ever seen her medical records. Why am I even arguing, this is such a straw man argument. YOU have to provide proof that Britney fkin spears decided to randomly make up getting pregnant. Dumb low intellect fuck.

Her records are not open but there's a lot of clues that she's not mentally well. Apart from the obvious breakdown and the still erratic behavior she exhibits like word salad, hypersexuality, and rocking back and forth. She is a wealthy pop star yet never got custody of her sons. Usually custody battles disproportionately favors both the highest earner and the woman. The fact a bum like K-Fed got custody of the boys was a red flag. Also, the fact she was even put into a conservatorship in the first place. Again, a wealthy, world-famous celebrity in a state like California that kisses celebrity ass. She had to be seriously mentally unwell and considered a danger to herself or others for that to take place in the first place and consistently be renewed.

R136, I've always wondered how bad it was. And then I remember all the rumors about her being on meth and I'm starting to believe that's true.

And yet Elon Musk and Johnny Depp walk the earth as free men.

R138 Johnny is just a lazy drunkard. Elon is just a spoiled brat and troll though Elon actually contributed a lot to society and science. Britney is a mentally unstable. False comparison.

r50 And this is what it looks like at 16 weeks which is approximately when she miscarried.

Maybe men really do need to hush about pregnancy. Especially gay men. You will absolutely never have to deal with it in any, way, shape or form and most of you are predictably clueless about what goes on.

r138 Britney is free too.

Depp may be a drug-addled loon whose wealth has afforded him a lifestyle of drugs, alcohol and stupidity, but at least he doesn't keep posting inane, useless vids of him dancing in circles day after FUCKING day or posting the word salad shit she does. He also doesn't say he talked to Jesus the other day. He remained a father throughout his kids' childhoods and continued to work until the whole AH deal.

This girl-woman probably couldn't figure out how to summon an Uber or walk into a supermarket and buy herself some cheetos. She's light out/no one's really home kind of crazy.

I love the man-hating women on this thread who are singling out gay men. So predictable. The only fanbase Britney had post-breakdown was gay men and most of her detractors were women who saw her as an anti-feminist no-talent and straight men who just saw her as a no-talent bimbo. It wasn't until #FreeBritney that women decided they loved Britney all of sudden again and made her into this feminist icon for some reason.

Isn't she still on a bunch of medications and still needs to I dunno heal from decades of abuse.

Why do straights think bringing another human into this hellscspe gonna fix their broken lives.

Sad but better off. Plus the boyfriend was totally in on all the bullshit

I think Britney is bisexual. She definitely had something with Paris. Not saying Paris wasn't a toxic and most likely emotionally abusive person but she seemed very fond of Britney in her twisted way. I also got a lez vibe between Britney and Christina. Christina had that "I hate you but wanna fuck you" look towards her. Britney seemed into that kiss with Madonna. Britney should explore dating women more. Maybe she will find she prefers it?

R135 So Britney going out of her way to avoid showing her stomach for the last few weeks didn't set off your bullshit detector, and neither did the fact she was seen riding a jetski while allegedly in her first trimester. Not even her being back on insta a day after the "devastating miscarriage", posting a throwback video of her running topless on a beach and joking about her "Baywatch run" raises your suspicions about this "pregnancy".

Now who's the dumb low intellect fuck.

A miscarriage (if there was one) is always really sad and devastating, even if it was the first trimester and it wasn't yet a baby in any way or form. But also... can't help thinking "phew" for the future kid, because I just can't imagine Britney and her toyboy providing a healthy atmosphere to grow up into a functional human being. They will try again to get pregnant, because that would secure her guy's meal ticket and she lives in her own world, where she desperately wishes for unconditional love. But really... the poor kid.

They are already trying again OR they have a surrogate lined up.

But they really shouldn't. I mean - really REALLY REALLY shouldn't have a baby.

Would a woman who just miscarried post something like this? A story about her holding another woman's baby, with no mention of the one she just lost? Full of laughing emojis? Plus yet another clip of her running naked on the beach?

Come on. There was no baby. And IF there was, she's even more disturbed than I thought.

Wish we could have understood the Mickey Mouse sounding audio portion of the vid at r148.

Maybe that's the way it sounds inside her head and she was trying to give us a glimpse inside her mind.

Now would be the perfect time for Britney and Sam to start an OnlyFans. It would distract people from the fake pregnancy.

R140 Could you post a link to any article that confirms she was 16 weeks pregnant at the time of miscarriage? I've never seen any confirmation of how far along she may have been, nor any anecdotes from Britney regarding going to the doctor and receiving medical confirmation. From beginning to end, the whole thing boiled down to just a few short weeks of Britney casually asserting that she was pregnant, and then just as suddenly, it was over.

Also, from about 8 weeks through to 16 weeks, the vast majority of pregnant women experience moderate to severe morning sickness, as well as extreme fatigue. It's extremely rare and blessed to be spared the nausea and exhaustion that is so typical in the first trimester. Yet Britney never posted about feeling queasy or tired. Instead, she went to Mexico, enjoyed nighttime bonfires on the beach, and rode a jet ski.

I get no joy from doubting Britney's story or timeline, but truly... nothing adds up.

"But they really shouldn't. I mean - really REALLY REALLY shouldn't have a baby."

No worries. Sam will divorce her and get custody of the kid before crazy ass Britney and her trailer park trash family can sink their fangs into it and do permanent damage.

See: Federline, Kevin.

The post Britney wrote about her hormones being "kinda weird..." was awfully suss. What does that mean? There's no details. She just says her hormones are "weird" and she wants to run naked like Will Ferrell in Old School because she's hot. She gives no further details such as "My moods are all over. Crying one minute, laughing the next. Feeling excited, then scared. My breasts are so sensitive lately...." No elucidation whatsoever as to what "kinda weird" hormones feel like for her, let alone what we are supposed to glean from that statement.

Then there is this super vague bit about food (to paraphrase): "I wanted a pizza but when I took a bite, it tasted like salami -- Yuck! Oh well, time for a pickle!" A post peppered with a few cliche pregnancy tropes does not convince me that Britney was actually pregnant. It does, however, read very convincingly like a short-story about a 15 year-old journaling about becoming newly pregnant, written by a 13-year old.

[quote]She just says her hormones are "weird" and she wants to run naked like Will Ferrell in Old School because she's hot. She gives no further details such as "My moods are all over. Crying one minute, laughing the next. Feeling excited, then scared. My breasts are so sensitive lately...." No elucidation whatsoever as to what "kinda weird" hormones feel like for her, let alone what we are supposed to glean from that statement.

Sounds more like menopause than pregnancy.

Pics or it didn't happen

I need to see video evidence of Sam "putting the baby in her".