Taylor Lautner is not so great at this playing str8 thing

Isn't that what straight bros do?

Is he a POC?

He seems very ... energetic.

Leave him alone

The jokes just write themselves.

Still no nudes?

Doing splits in the air with his gay bff

R5

Hey Chris Crocker!

He's a flop

Why is he even a topic for discussion.

he is so cute. Sorry to know he is not free.

Nice to know that he and Patrick seem still very friendly with each other. Hopefully Taylor's marriage won't alienate them from each other.

He is so dead behind the eyes these days in all his instagram photos. I guess that's what being in Jason Kennedy's 'Young Hollywood Christian Brigade'/Cult does to you...

Gurl flames

The ballet studio scene is AMAZING, honey!!!!

Tay tay could still get it. He has a lot of energy, that sex is probably like lightening ⚡

Bros being bros 😂

Actually that’s very straight bro douchery.

Instagram requires login. A complete non-starter.

Does he even act/get roles anymore?

Not interested enough to Google it.

He's back in shape again.

Due to his high protein diet to get his body in shape, the Twilight set was quite flatulent

Im sure he's bisexual.

Sorry, but I've never been able to find his chow chow face attractive. Still, he looks like he is very sweet, engaging and down-to-earth, which would explain his sustained fame.

R14

Wow, how did I not know he was involved in that shit?

Look who he’s also friends with: Jonathan Bennett. Have they hooked up?

Who do these queens think they're fooling?

They look like they're heading to an gay conversion therapy convention.

Did Jason and Taylor just have a baby together?

Sad final days.

R20

Get an instagram account, gramps. It’s very important to current events and culture.

The man is as gay as a picnic basket.

"I AM, THANK YEW!"

I just saw Taylor is going to be attending a convention with DL faves Colton and Chace Crawford 😄

[QUOTE] I just saw Taylor is going to be attending a convention with DL faves Colton and Chace Crawford

His hairline will be running late.

R35 I'm sure the fans in South Carolina won't mind lol

He's so cute, he looks like an alpaca 🤗

[Quote] DL faves Colton and Chace Crawford

There'll be some froideur there, I expect. Crawford is still part of Camp Podwall, no?

OP- He looks like that QUEEN 👸 Andrew Rannells in your photo.

The OP pic isn't showing for me.

R38 I think Chace is?? But Colton is there for Teen Wolf while Chace is doing Gossip Girl so it should be easy enough to avoid each other. Although i did see tickets for a photo op with Chace and Tyler Hoechlin. Apparently that one was highly requested 🤣

He’s a homophobe. He’s apart of that religiousy segment in LA.

Self-hating, you mean.

I don’t know.

As fit as he is, he always covers/hides his midsection from being shown front-on. What a bummer. Brain broken by Hollywood. Then there’s the sexuality stuff…

I really thought he’d come out by now. Didn’t expect him to go deeper in the closet.

I wonder how he feels about David Archuleta.

He and Patrick were a thing, well known in LA

Marcus Patrick?

Patrick Dennis.

You on fire, gurl.

He also went to gay clubs a few years back. I really thought he was coming out after that.

Archuleta went to a couple of gay bars and he still came out over a decade later.

I don’t think you can compare Lautner to Archuleta.

Why? Both religious background (if you can call Mormonism a religion). Both had overbearing papa-gers.

I don’t think Lautner is gay, I think he’s just a plain ole homophobic asshole.

He dated Carrie Fisher!

She’s female, is she not? Heterosexual, no?

He is very sexy, in a unique way.

Hey Gurl Hey..

He's very bouncy, like an adorable little butch (and 100% straight) bunny.

I’d do ANYTHING, I mean, ANYTHING, to be employable again.

R56

You have the worst gaydar.

No, it’s pretty good. Haven’t been wrong once.

Another brave trans woman of color. Bless. 🙏🏻

If he wasn’t famous, he’d probably be a gay cheerleader. That’s what these Instagram posts are telling me.

Gross.

[quote]Taylor Lautner reveals that his fiancée Taylor Dome will take his last name and also be named Taylor Lautner.

Jesus.

I hope he’s got a fuckbuddy on the side. Or a vibrating fleshlight and a monster dildo.

Or maybe he can self-suck.

Waiting for the inevitable leak. You know he has a pissed off top in his past.

He made more than enough off Twilight to live more comfortably than most people for the rest of his life if he's wise.

If he invested in the most conservative vehicle, Treasuries, he could build a 5-year Treasury ladder and have $600K/yr AFTER taxes from his Twilight money.

[quote]Both religious background

Lautner is very active in that anti-gay church in LA. There’s no “past” religious background with him.

Such passion!

R71. That pic makes Tim Tebow look like a true pussy hound.

[Quote] Lautner is very active in that anti-gay church in LA. There’s no “past” religious background with him.

Who said there was? Archuleta is still a Mormon too.

He's clearly sporting some wood at r71. Good for him, being true to his straight self. Kudos, Tay.

Sure, if by "wood," you mean "twig," R74.

[quote]Who said there was? Archuleta is still a Mormon too.

You can’t compare them. Lautner is not gay.

Or bi.

When will he get that toe removed from between his eyes?

I miss the days when he and Patrick S. used to pussyhound their way through LA's straight clubs. I bet the bro-talk was really cool.

r76,r77 = Taylors Lautner

Which one?

[quote]Taylors

Hehe.

I never got either gay or bi vibes from him at all. Just a straight bimbo who hit gold with those vampire movies, that's all.

R83 Taylor is very lucky he didn't get replaced in the sequel to Twilight. I doubt he made much off the first movie.

I saw him the night of a sneak preview of TWILIGHT, and he was really beautiful, pinging to high heaven. He said, to his agent or PR lady: "I don't want to be here", and I replied "I don't either."

His fiancee looks manly.

HA!

Marrying a woman to stay closeted and (possibly) keep your career going.

I was there FIRST!

Sorry gays, this one is straight. You can't claim him as one of yours. Stick with your Neil Patrick Harris and Matt Bomer but leave Taylor alone.

R85 I would feel the same way if i had 40 year olds drooling over me.

Is their evidence that he has the killer bod back ?

R83 r88

Get your gaydar fixed! Idiots like you were so adamant the likes of Ricky Martin and Barry Manilow (for example) were straight even when our gaydars were going off like mad.

Lautner is just slightly less gay/fem than Shawn Mendes. Let me guess, you think he and Ryan Seacrest are straight too? Even my mom can see Seacrest is a raging closet case!

Tired of this homophobic Hollywood fakeness.

He’s not^.

You go off gay stereotypes, that’s homophobic.

r91 seems limited. What's that video supposed to prove? Not all straight guys talk like blue collar construction workers from Queens. And special bulletin: young straight people, especially actors who may have studied film history, would absolutely know who Audrey Hepburn is. Get a life.

R93 r94

Let’s just ignore all the signs, because you want this man to be straight so bad. Women (yes you have to be a hetero woman, and/or a troll) like you are hopeless.

What signs.

Let’s look at the facts

1) Went Bryan Singer’s gay parties.

2) Went to gay bars.

3) Went on dates with Patrick Schwarzenegger (both previously bearding with Taylor Swift).

4) Gay mannerisms.

This man is GAY!

R97

*to

That poster is trolling, hon.

Another one of their posts:

[Quote] I miss the days when he and Patrick S. used to pussyhound their way through LA's straight clubs. I bet the bro-talk was really cool.

[quote]Went Bryan Singer’s gay parties.

You forgot that Harvey Milk director too.

Gay men leach onto straight men.

He’s not gay.

r31 there are those of us who don't want to turn our phone number over to the meta bot man. Otherwise I'd be on the gram.

I got curious if he's still hooking up with Patrick and checked their IG's. They are on each other's story even as we speak. How sweet!

Taylor and Patrick are bros, nothing more, so get your mind out of the gutter. I'm sick of the speculation of both these guyes' sexual orientation. Personally, I have nothing against being gay, but I draw the line at baseless speculation. It's sickening, really.

Only the frauen interlopers on this thread can't see he's gay AF. And right on cue here comes the bearding marriage. It's Hollywood!

It's Chinatown.

I’m all for speculation, but Lautner is just a homophobe. That’s all. Just a straight homophobe. He’s never associated with Singer or Black again.

That girl is a nurse, she’s not a beard. She has no connections to Hollywood.

Jesus, this thread stinks of stupid, fat frau.

So I think we've firmly established that Taylor is straight, bros out with his boys, his fiance is not a beard because she's not in the biz, and that he and Patrick are just normal straight bros. I hope you boys can finally put this one to rest. Go back to speaking about your NPH and Bomers. You can have them!

I’m a 43 year old kween, Lautner is a phobe.

Taylor has zero rumors attached to him. None. Other than his anti-gay church.

R5= Cheryl

Welcome back! I can smell your pussy from here.

He’s a FAG!

Taylor and Taylor will make beautiful babies. I wonder if they've consummated their romance yet?

[Quote] He’s never associated with Singer or Black again.

You can't really blame Taylor for not wanting to be associated with Singer.

Even Dustin Lance Black he doesn’t associate with, he doesn’t interact with gays any longer.

He's straight as an arrow. So are the others on your wish list like Jake G., Bradley Cooper, Jackman, Cruise, Downey Jr, etc. Bomer, Quinto, NPH, yes, you can have those, and you're welcome to them. The others, NO!

R116

He was cozying up to all of the gay producers to get roles.

His last relevant role was Scream Queens, by Ryan Murphy.

He's trapped.

Taylor Daniel Lautner, 30 years old, reported to be worth $40 million.

Who said a straight guy with brown hair couldn't flip?

[quote]Personally, I have nothing against being gay, but I draw the line at baseless speculation. It's sickening, really.

Yes, how DARE you speculate on a gay message board!

"He's straight as an arrow."

The man's as gay as a picnic basket!!

There, I fixed it for you.

"So I think we've firmly established that Taylor is straight, bros out with his boys..."

With what proof has this been "firmly established"...???

"...his fiance is not a beard because she's not in the biz"

This means nothing. She could still be a beard using his name to get attention.

"...that he and Patrick are just normal straight bros. I hope you boys can finally put this one to rest."

There's no solid proof of this, either.

He's been romantically linked to women for years, but never to a man. That should tell you right then and there that he's straight. Anyway, why are y'all so invested in his being gay and having sex with men? Yes, you might ask why I'm so invested in his being straight. It's because I hate to see people wrongly accused of an act that they clearly didn't commit.

[quote]So I think we've firmly established that Taylor is straight, bros out with his boys...

With what proof has this been "firmly established"...???

[quote]...his fiance is not a beard because she's not in the biz

This means nothing. She could still be a beard using his name to get attention.

[quote]..that he and Patrick are just normal straight bros. I hope you boys can finally put this one to rest.

There's no solid proof of this, either.

Formatting Troll. ^

[Quote] It's because I hate to see people wrongly accused of an act that they clearly didn't commit.

Why are you making it sound like being gay is a crime?

[quote]It's because I hate to see people wrongly accused of an act that they clearly didn't commit.

That’s some hate.

To R127 - It doesn't bother me that R126 re-did my post, R124, with better formatting.

I'm just too lazy to use the "reply" feature.

Now, where were we...?

Oh yeah, Taylor Lautner likes dick.

[quote]I'm just too lazy to use the "reply" feature.

You just don’t know how to quote.

Where is the "Taylor Lautner LOVES pussy!" troll/Lautner's PR person...?

Why aren't they reminding us how COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL he is?

They've been doing it throughout this thread, hon.

Lautner’s PR team deserves a bonus for this thread alone,

I’m no PR. Enough.

R135 Your poor grammar and defensiveness gives you away.

Please take some time off and enjoy “you time.”

I don’t care. ^. Enough.

The gold shirt is killing me softly 🤣

^ A gay man would never be seen in an unironed shirt.

R139 he's trying to throw us off.

How does he look middle aged already?!

R141 I don't think he looks that old.

Neither were you OP.

[Quote] I don't think he looks that old.

Come sit by me, R142, and I'll explain how to calculate age using DL years.

Taylor is gay friendly, but HE IS NOT GAY. I'm truly happy for him that he has found a nice girl to settle down with and have a family. They make a super cute couple. Wishing him only the best.

"Taylor is 100% GAY. I'm truly happy for him that he has found a nice contract beard to settle down with and have an artificially-inseminated family. They make a super cute bearded couple. Wishing him only the best in his attempt to fool people into believing he's in a real relationship."

There, R145, fixed it for ya.

You are seriously damaged, r146. You have no evidence that he goes that way, none whatsoever, yet here you are maligning the man with ZERO proof. What kind of lunatic does that?

And I could say the same about you...

I remember pk from YouTube he’s super homosexual

Taylor needs a role on Reservation Dogs.

[quote]Taylor is 100% GAY. I'm truly happy for him that he has found a nice contract beard to settle down with and have an artificially-inseminated family. They make a super cute bearded couple. Wishing him only the best in his attempt to fool people into believing he's in a real relationship.

There, [R145], fixed it for ya.

He has no career. Why would he need to be beard? You gays are really, really grasping at straws here, and I'm embarrassed for you.

Because he's trying to work again. Duh.

Also, it’s not just famous people who have beards. My great uncle was married to a woman but gay.

He doesn't sound so great to me.

R155 what do you mean?