Dump is always a go-to, and I'm fond of Cheetolini, but I've seen some truly witty epithets for The Orange One here. Which drags him best?
You can't do worse than Biden, who referred to him as "the Great MAGA King" today. A swing and a miss.
Someone called him Donald Plump one time and it made my day.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 12, 2022 3:39 PM |
Micro-dick. The Orange Con.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2022 11:30 PM |
Shitler.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2022 11:33 PM |
The Godtoddler.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2022 11:46 PM |
The Orange Shitstain (I guess shit stain is really two words but it looks better as one).
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2022 11:47 PM |
Dead
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2022 11:49 PM |
How did Trump have the gall to reuse that slogan, when he did no such thing for four long years? I know they tried to change it to Keep America Great Again for his 2nd attempt, but it never caught on. So they went back to the original. And now apparently he wants to use it AGAIN for 2024.
But that's him in a nutshell: no ideas, no dreams, no great plans for America. Just, "Make Me A 2-Termer".
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 17, 2022 12:00 AM |
Grifty Daughterfucker
Old One-Term
Yeti Pubes (after Stormy Daniels)
What’s orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and you throw it out in November?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 17, 2022 12:04 AM |
Benedict Donald.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 17, 2022 12:06 AM |
Agolf Twitler.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 17, 2022 12:34 AM |
Daughterfucker
Dotard
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 17, 2022 1:54 AM |
Trumpleshitskin
Lieutenant Bonespurs
The Tangerine Peen
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 17, 2022 2:09 AM |
The Lyin' King
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 17, 2022 2:33 AM |
Il Douche.
And I hope he meets the same fate as the inspiration.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 17, 2022 2:56 AM |
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 17, 2022 6:27 AM |
I’m partial to Donnie Two-Scoops but Shitler is also really good
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 17, 2022 7:00 AM |
The Orange PIG
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 17, 2022 7:06 AM |
The Toxic Asshole
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 17, 2022 7:07 AM |
Donny Two Scoops is my favorite as well. Sums him up in so many ways.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 17, 2022 7:09 AM |
Nasty Anus Mouth
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 17, 2022 7:10 AM |
Maniacal MAGA Tard
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 17, 2022 7:12 AM |
The Grand Poobah of PISS
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 17, 2022 7:15 AM |
The Lard Ass LIAR
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 17, 2022 7:16 AM |
The Orange Menace
The Orange Maggot
Trumple Thinskin
Tripler
Teflon Don
Diaper Don
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 17, 2022 7:17 AM |
Agent Orange
Lumbering Bag of Shit
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 17, 2022 7:21 AM |
The Late Ex-president Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 17, 2022 7:28 AM |
Traitor In Chief
Putin's Puppet
Duh Furor
Donald Chump
Donnorrhea
King Covid
Donny Doo-Doo
Benedict Donald
Maga-Lardo
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 17, 2022 7:41 AM |
Fauxtus
Impotus
Bloatus
Colludacris
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 17, 2022 7:42 AM |
bumpy
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 17, 2022 9:39 AM |
One Term Loser
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 17, 2022 9:54 AM |
Butternut Barf Splat
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 17, 2022 9:54 AM |
Fuckface Von Clownstick always make me chuckle.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 17, 2022 9:55 AM |
The Lardfather
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 17, 2022 10:01 AM |
The Tangerine Toddler.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 17, 2022 10:09 AM |
Donald Dump
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 17, 2022 10:10 AM |
I think the Orange Man sums him up beautifully.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 17, 2022 12:10 PM |
Colbert uses new ones every night, many suggested by the public. You can see some of them here:
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 17, 2022 12:49 PM |
The Orange Anus
Twice Impeached Douchebag
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 17, 2022 12:49 PM |
Tangerine Scream
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 17, 2022 12:49 PM |
Given that DL is full of 65 year old men who think "Jennifer Anus Town" and "Bradley Pooper" are the height of wit, I did not have high hopes for this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 17, 2022 12:54 PM |
Donnie Two Scoops
The Orange Idiot
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 17, 2022 1:31 PM |
I like Donny Two Scoops.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 17, 2022 1:32 PM |
^the nickname! I like the nickname! 😳
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 17, 2022 1:36 PM |
Colbert's fan suggestions are the best. My contribution: Trumpdumpster.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 17, 2022 2:31 PM |
Someone on another thread referred to him as Cartman. That made me laugh.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 17, 2022 3:22 PM |
R40 Sir Donald Plump, Lord of Taking Dumps, Earl of Poopers, Esq. 🤣 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 17, 2022 4:10 PM |
Dead Trump. Just that works fine.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 17, 2022 4:12 PM |
Donorrhea! I love it.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 17, 2022 4:22 PM |
The Diaper Don
The Fucking Doofus
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 17, 2022 6:23 PM |
Fuckface Von Clownstick, Chump, Plump, Shitler, Hair Furor, The Orange Menace, President Doofus, & Don the Con (partial list, no particular order). I look forward to the best of all: inmate.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 18, 2022 1:20 AM |
Der Pumpkinführer
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 18, 2022 1:28 AM |
The Slobfather
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 18, 2022 1:31 AM |
Orange Shit Stain
Master Baiter
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 18, 2022 2:50 AM |
King of Pain
Bloviating Orange
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 18, 2022 2:55 AM |
Orange Anus is about right.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 18, 2022 2:58 AM |
The Orange Fucktard
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 18, 2022 3:32 AM |
Destructo
Destroyer In Chief
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 18, 2022 4:08 AM |
The Human Scab, this nickname is usually used for that disgusting Bannon, but it also fits the Orange Menace quite nicely.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 18, 2022 4:20 AM |
I like Dolt45.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 18, 2022 4:34 AM |
Creamsicle Caligula
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 18, 2022 4:35 AM |
Orange turd 💩
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 18, 2022 5:33 AM |
R58 The Human Scab! Sickening and excellent.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 18, 2022 6:29 AM |
Fetid Pulsating Bag of Pus
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 18, 2022 9:20 AM |
The Dumper
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 18, 2022 9:33 AM |
Donald J Cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 18, 2022 9:37 AM |
Ramp Man!
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 18, 2022 10:18 AM |
Two Tons of No Fun
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 18, 2022 1:42 PM |
R66 How have I never thought of that? In all my days.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 18, 2022 1:47 PM |
Last night on Colbert it was The Manchurian Cantaloupe.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 8, 2022 11:47 AM |
I rhink he's finally going down.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 9, 2022 2:35 AM |