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I've had annoying neighbors as an adult, but no one too strange. In my teens, though, a married couple with an infant daughter moved in next-door. The physically repulsive husband repeatedly made inappropriate comments about my mom's figure, first to my dad and later to my mom. Then his wife got liposuction and breast implants and he started making weird comments about her, too.

My brother and I joked that he was a swinger looking to wife swap, which our parents dismissed. Then the new neighbors started throwing pool parties that looked like cheesy scenes from HBO's "Real Sex." Watching it through the upstairs blinds, we realized with quiet disgust that they probably did want to hook up with our parents.

Mercifully, they stopped hosting as their kid got older.

My 1st night in a new apartment found my next door neighbor calling the cops on me insisting I was cooking drugs. Later in the night the neighbor downstairs called the police on me saying I was trying to break into her apartment.

After moving in to our new place, the neighbor across the hall dropped by to tell us our apartment had been a private sex club for years and the walls were always covered in plastic sheets.

I had a neighbor who was Manson family. Talk about freaky! 2 adults and 6 monsters. They would break into homes. Harass people on the phone. Shoot at birds. Eventually, I contacted the permits dept and had it red-tagged. They had pictures of Charlie on the walls and would send him packages at San Quentin. He would answer them back. I had a friend who worked at the PO. The neighbors successfully united and threatened the owner with a nuisance suit. Thankfully they left. The place still has a weird vibe.

I had a neighbour who rang the police to report that a guy in our building was the person on a WANTED poster for a rape. She did so in revenge of him and his friends cheering too loudly during football games.

My upstairs neighbor was hot. He fucked an ugly bitch i hated. I knew her from school. Anyway, while they were grunting and moaning through the walls and floors of my Apartment, I vandalized her Chevy Cobalt. I wrote CUNT with a bar of soap all over her windows, keyed the entire car and slashed 2 tires. That taught her to stay away!

I think I am the freaky neighbor because I think my neighbor probably saw me and my partner having sex in our hot tub.

My neighbor (one floor up and one unit over, usually found crouching outside, smoking) once told me about my inevitable descent to the underworld while sharing an elevator.

Thankfully, I managed to get off at the ground floor, rather than going further. ;)

I had a retarded neighbor who invited me back up to his apartment one day. I was horrified.

Guy I'll call Steve lived below me in a large house that had been converted into apartments. He leased the place himself, then leased out individual bedrooms, which was against the rental contract but the landlord was a scumbag and a moron so they let the guy do it. He proceeded to harass the women in all the basement apartments until they left for their safety. Steve was always trying to break into our apartment but we bought better locks (on our own dime) to keep him out. He then started fucking with the guys he was renting bedrooms out to, two of them were brothers and his pals, the other two were guys they decided they hated. One night a huge fight erupted and we discovered Steve had gotten mad at a roommate for supposedly stealing his pizza, so he planted drugs in the guy's car and called the cops on him, getting him arrested.

Anyway, my roommate and I moved out that night, just packed up and left as soon as everyone dispersed, told the landlord to fuck himself.

About six months later, I read in the paper that one of the two brothers had killed a passenger in his car by driving drunk and recklessly. That brother insisted the truth was that his brakes had been cut.

A few years later, I'm living in a larger city a long ways away, and there was a news article about a woman who was suing the police because they hadn't protected her from her ex even though she had a restraining order. He put her in the hospital, then broke into the house and stole all her stuff. The guy's name was Steve, same last name as the guy I used to live above. Found a City-Data thread all about him and confirmed it was the same guy. It turned out his family was from this large city I was now in, and his grandmother was this rich bitch whose family had founded the city back in the 1800s. Steve got away with shit all the time because of the family connection.

A few years after that, I'm living somewhere else when Steve briefly makes the national news. Seems he got arrested yet again -- he has had tons of arrests but every case gets dropped, best I can tell -- and he insisted that the cops had never tried to contact him and serve the warrant. His family apparently demanded there be an investigation, and it turned out a cop on the force had spent 20 years lying about serving warrants. She's still in jail for faking service multiple times. But get this: Steve had been lying, they had security footage of him getting his warrant. The cop HADN'T lied about that one, but in the investigation, they found all her other lies.

Just looked some of this up and saw Steve was going to be prosecuted for perjury but they dropped the charges, of course.

The grandmother died last November.

R10 “Dat’s da suckjob!” You totally missed out

My former downstairs neighbor was the non-violent version of a black widow. Rumor has it that she "entertained" several elderly gentlemen in our condo complex in her own condo. She finally latched onto my male downstairs neighbor. He got sick and then had a heart attack. Before he died, he left his condo to her in his will. I guess his kids didn't want to fight the will or just didn't care.

After he died, she would entertain other couples her age (I guess she would be late 50 or in her 60s). She would put her radio or whatever it was, facing the balcony doors in the Summer and blast Sinatra songs and others of that era. She and her friends would sit outside at their table which was under my deck, and smoke like chimneys. I had to close my balcony doors to keep the smoke from wafting upstairs.

I refuse to read r11. Write a book next time!!

Not until you stop squandering our nation's supply of exclamation marks, r14.

I lived next door to a woman who would squeal whilst having sex. She was single and alone.

We lived above a ghetto couple that had horrible fights in the middle of the night- and the boyfriend would beat the living daylights out of his leaseholder girlfriend, we’d call the police again and again on him and she’d always beg off and refuse to charge him. This kept happening over and over, waking us up in the middle of the night.

Then, cleaning out my old drag closet, I came across an old eyeliner and thought to slip it under their front door while the girlfriend was working. When she came back, there was one last fight, she kicked him out of the apartment, accusing him of cheating.

Problem solved.

This was when I was living in the Castro, in the late 1990s when I was in my late 20s. One Saturday night sometime between midnight and 1am, I was walking home which was a few blocks away from the Castro bars. Walking up the hill of a quiet residential street near my apartment, the lights in all the homes were dark except for one light that was on in a downstairs apartment across the street. As I walked closer, I could see through the half-open mini blinds the silhouettes of a sling, some ankles in the air, and prolific top who appeared to be fucking like his life depended on it.

A few weeks later, I'm walking up the hill again after an evening with friends at the bars. That apartment light is on again, but this time the blinds are open and there's a hot guy jerking it, buck naked and putting on a little show. I stopped in my tracks to watch, he noticed me, then after about 30 seconds I walked right up to his front door. He didn't break out the sling, but he did deliver me a fuck (behind closed blinds) that I'll never forget.

Not long after my little adventure, I discovered he was dabbling in porn for one of the SF studios and appeared in a few films. For the life of me I can't remember his porn name, but DL, I promise if I recall it I'll post a pic for you. 😉😈

I remembered, DL. His porn name was RJ Parker.

A neighbour with an insane wife/gf. They smoke weed 24/7 with an infant in the house and I've seen him more than a few times literally running away from her whilst she chased him, yelling and with a crazed look in her eyes. The fighting is insane, and frequent.

I happened to make unintentional eye contact with the bitch once and it chilled me to my core. I don't scare easily and certainly not by a 5' tall Latina, but there was something in her eyes that clearly told me she is capable of murder - souless, dead eyes.

I'm 100% certain, as are other close-by neighbours that this will end in tears, and more than likely his.

Damn r18 that’s a good story

One of my neighbors was a nice woman who married an asshole with an asshole family. They were updating the house, fine, but they'd start at 6 am and pulled up a 60 year old yew on the property line and a butterfly bush (neither was on their side of the property - there were no fences). They were Trumpers and exceedingly rude to anyone who spoke to them. She divorced him a few years after. Never had a problem with her but hope her offspring inherits more of her personality than the dad's.

I had a white male next neighbor who was married to a woman from the Philippines. While he was gone to work during the day and her daughter was in school, she would have multiple gentlemen callers, the guys would pull in the drive she would run out to their cars, hop in and they would drive away. They usually returned about an hour later, often 15 minutes later it would happen again, different car, different driver. This would happen several times most week days.

I ask the neighbor lady that lived on the other side of that house if she had noticed this happening and she replied, "Oh year, she is hooking"

R21 Glad you enjoyed and this thread gave me occasion to share it. Hadn't thought about that little romp in years. Gosh, just the memory of it makes all my tender parts tingle. I sure do miss San Francisco of that era, it's such a different place these days.