The “say what you feel like saying” thread

Shittle

Fuckeress

Trans people! Black people! Homeless people!

I have sufficient.

I hope I live long enough to see certain Repug politicians buried.

Rapscallion.

Pussywillows.

Titty. Fart. Boogers.

I stopped using the word “cunt” two years ago - warmth/depth etc.

Assface! She’s a shit sucking ass face.

Death to Republicans.

traveling nowadays is a huge pain in the ass. fucking canceled flight on outbound flight so now i have to hang out for 5+ hours in JFK tomorrow. Maybe they have some NYC bagels in the food court.

Gefilte fish

Lake Titicaca

Oh, BOOTY-COCK-TINK! I SHARPEN MY DINK!

I’m surprised that one poster hasn’t posted “Bearking” yet.

Euler’s method

Art fart shit tit

Bend over and spell r-u-n aloud

Sniff my cunt.

I can smell your cunt, Cheryl.

Titles mean nothing to me.

Moist

At the very start I saw myself assigned to a covid body bag removal team Hollywood-style. My hazmat suit would have flattering lighting.

Anyway, I’d just about let that fear die and now we have a mask-off. We are fucked.

Helen Hunt

If I had a magic wand at least a hundred million human beings would be giant splatters all over walls, floors and ceilings. This is a side of myself I don't much like but there it is.

How will you choose to spend your "sad final days?"

The View is much better when Whoopi isn't there. She should have been fired years ago.

Take off that tight shirt and flex for me, Adam Kinzinger.

Eat my puff, ya fucking cunt.

I hate Mondays

I thought every thread on DL was this kind of thread?

I think kids should be allowed to decide their own gender identities and that we should be civil about it. I also think that if kids in consultation with their parents or guardians and licensed medical professionals choose to use puberty blockers, hormones, and other established methods of physical genre reassignments, we should be civil about that too. Because no one should have to wait until they’re old to live the life they want, just to please voyeuristic puritans.

Mazie Hirono's pussy. Homeless black trans people.

Snaaaaaatch!

I wish COVID had killed more people!

You look like shit.

GAY!

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?

Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?

Datalounge would be such a funny cool spot if only we didn't have trolls and crazies.

Insane in the membrane

Insane in the brain

It’s time for androgyny it’s just Pat!

Johnny Depp is a tiresomely self-indulgent actor and no more important than the janitor who sweeps the city street. Get thee behind me, o Narcissus.

Indian IT folk are annoying AF

Miami has so much appeal. A great place to get a seafood meal.

I just taught myself the home computer

I just won a prize! I have to choose between a free color tv, microwave or a VCR. Decisions decisions!!

I taught myself how to masturbate.

I taught myself how to bitch

R46, get the VCR. They're antiques now.

I defrosted a package of frozen Applegate uncured bacon last Thursday.

Haven't opened package yet. Package says "consume thawed bacon within 7 days".

What if I wait until the weekend to consume it, which will be days 9 and 10, will I die?

I find Timothee Chalamet woefully unattractive.

Snorelonic forces

Tickle my tits till Christmas.

Kiss my ass!

It’s tweaker season and they’re playing, “Throw a tantrum because you will not be using any toilet in this city unless you’re a paying customer who meets minimum standards of conduct”.

“If you do not let me use your bathroom I’ll shit on the sidewalk!”

As anyone can see, that is not new.

Uranus

hyperbolic paraboloid

Someone is outside my house shouting “come on out, bitch”!

I ordered a pouf from overstock.com and it arrived today. I'm quite pleased with it. I don't think I've ever said the word pouf out loud. I've only read it and now typed it.

I'm going to live as the local squire at Turville Grange

[quote]Someone is outside my house shouting “come on out, bitch”!

Are you in heat?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

All this has happened before and all this will happen again.

Brazil nuts to you.

I want to go on another vacation.

Fiddle-dee-dee.

I won't do a GoFundMe to fund my nose job. I'm just asking for your warm and healing thoughts so Capital One increases my credit limit!

My asshole has so much appeal a great place to eat a meal

Fucking fuck off!

Jesus Fucking Christ already!

pee-pee

pee-pee vagina

Then I’ll see you in hell!

I'm still on the fucking roof! Can someone help a sista out?

Pluto!

I've had it with these thespian fraus on DL who are always criticizing me and telling me how to act!

Cackle cackle.

I'm war-fatigued. I don't have the courage to visit disabled vets. The local VA hospital has a spinal ward full of guys who are paralyzed - Vietnam and later 'wars.' I wish I had more courage to visit them -- what to say?

^^I don't even want to start on that bullshit "Falkwands war"

R38 I never understood the term "flying fuck" -- I hope someone starts a thread about the etymology of the phrase.

My lady pussy

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE Trump!!!!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

I can't stand children.

Paraquat

Shit eater!!

Is this the cocksucker residence?

I'm tired of everything being centered on kids and families and stupid cunt 'snot moms'. They make me sick.

I also cannot stand children, and am so tired of hearing about how hard the pandemic was on them.

R89 I agree plus I'm tired of hearing of all the 'women and children' who are killed in Ukraine. What about the men who are killed? Fuck it. I'm tired of it and happy that OP started this thread.

I’m weary of the stories. It’s a tragedy.

I have only had one lover since I was 12 yrs old. So I don’t care how hot you get me I wouldn’t do him cold.

I’m going into a new business venture where I teach gen Z how to use a telephone, operate a VCR, perform unexpected visits to friends and family, etc.

moist

I’m fucking jones-ing for a cigarette but trying to quit. Fucking kill me.

I’m out going door to door witnessing.

I want the Britain of the 1960s back. And as soon as I find that guy with time machine. I'm going back there and STAYING.

Fuck the central A/C, the chi-chi restaurants, the soft loo paper, the whole fucking thing. London especially.

[quote]I’m out going door to door witnessing.

R96 I'm happy you have this outlet to say what you want but PLEASE do not ring my bell. I'm not judging, I'm just saying.

Why can't Elon Musk just BUY Russia and put an end to this horror?

I am serious.

The current African American "culture" is in the toilet.

The Russian people NEED to know what a monster their leader is and find a way to turn against him. Can't the tech titans of today get that message to them somehow?

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Many white liberals are closet racists, but they feel too guilty to admit it.

Nuclear weapons must be ELIMINATED ! For god's sake, why can't people understand that?

I think too much and still can’t find an acceptable alternative so I’ve decided to just sit here and go mad.

Even going to the gym doesn’t work. I just feel that much more energetic.

Some of these comments would also work in the "underwhelmed' threads.

I have Ukraine and Covid fatigue. I need to stop watching cable news.

OP, thanks for this thread. I feel better now.

Life isn't much but there's nothing else to do.

Don't worry, be happy.

Lick it up. Lick it up. Oh oh oh!

I snort laughed at River's story of having to go to a Fire Station to have a bauble ring stuck on his finger removed. Five firefighters worked on him.

Have you checked the children?

pee pee I want good ole pee on me

Snigger

Drats!! Foiled again!

Dagnabbit.

Go Go Gophers Watch Them Go Go Go!

jag off

The whole world is fucked up and the human race is the most stupid, selfish asshole of a species. I think the penguins should be in charge.

Go boy go go boy go

My love is like a red red rose

Balderdash..

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your nosy dog!

I Gotta Crow !

R63 Clap if you believe in fairies.

He's dead, Jim.

Everything will be alright. It's all just a bad dream.

R125 I'll never grow up!

I’m Flying !

I'm a girl from Detroit with an okay singing voice who is trying to make it as an actress. I think I exude sexiness and danger so when I read the script, Evidence of the Body or whatever it's called, I am a shoo-in for the femme fatale lead role. I'm surrounded by competent real actors but I'm the STAR who will elevate this soon to be classic. Riding on the coattails of Basic Instinct, it's bound to be a hit.

bump

Going back into an office after two years is strangely difficult.

I wish TheFabulousMissLucy was my friend.

City buses, lumbering along and stopping everywhere, make me LIVID.

Nestled.

Upper respiratory infection season is coming and everyone’s going to get so fucking sick because the new Covid variants are easier to catch than ever but no one’s taking precautions anymore.

Snowtus.

When your pussy starts to smell like shit, I guess you best investigate.

No ties. No busts. No booze. No needles

Sonderangebot.

Booze!!! Booze is my mama now!

Pubic hair and skin razor

Von Tussle!!

Snaaaaaaatch!

Winter is coming.

Free color TV, microwave and a VCR

I'm sick of the phrase "white liberal". People ordering giant drinks in the summer piss me off, just go buy your pacifier people.

Jesh: “a rishk I take”

My neighbor is a III%er!

No ties. No busts. No booze. No needles.

Art fart shit tit

Beatles music is pablum for the masses, with catchy melodies and licks. Most of their songs have incredibly stupid lyrics.

You make me wanna die.

I’m a workaholic and the size of a hippo. Both of these need to cbange.

Even with the kompromat, I am in love ❤️ with the mango madman!

I’m a choo choo Charlie and a CLASS ACT.

Drugs are bad, m'kay. I really wish I had some now.

WIll it burn or itch afterwards? Fuck it, I'm going in!

Most of the time I have no idea what the hell I am doing.

I just took 500mg of Fuckitall

Piss in my mouth

^Haven’t you had a enough, Mr. Trump?

I called my mom this morning and was half-way joking, hey, what’s for lunch today? She said “Not a fucking thing”! I replied “Fuck you, bitch”! Then I hung up.

Spatchcocked chicken might be the best chicken.

Well, fucking shit!!!!

whoopdeedoooo-ooooooooo!

Fuck Ukraine. Up the ass. Without a condom.

Dua Lipa. Lea Michele. I have no idea who they are or were and I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

There’s a bomb in my bag.

There was a young lady named Alice Who peed in a Catholic chalice. The padre agreed 'Twas done out of need And not out of Protestant malice.

Do doodle a cock.

Uh...Uh...Uh...

Pump my ass. Oh yeah. Deeper. Fuck, I'm gonna cum...

Ahhh oh fuck yeah... I love your cock deep in my asshole...

r173 is so typical dl

Gee, your asshole smells horrific!

I like to jack off at speeds that make me feel I’m drunk

Fiddle Dee Dee I can smell your pussy.

Miami Miami you’ve got style.

Art fart shit tit

Madonna rapidly is approaching the day she posts herself pinching a nipple with a frozen dog turd up her cooter hole.

I’ve been drinking way too much, and the only reason I want to quit is to lose weight. I like being a drunk.

Corn!???? When did I eat corn!?????

Cunting daughters unite!

Dagnabbit!

Oh, that’s what you call it.

I just found out I’m a bitch

Dysfunction junction

I'm changing my name to.....Katpiss Everpeen

Same-sex marriage is the death of independent gay culture. Our only hope is same-sex divorce.

Incoming! Incoming!

Ain’t it shocking what love can do?

Will you be my little homosexual boy?

R192 When/where?

A flibbertijibbet!

Dan, I’m available to get underneath your desk!

I'm gonna get an abortion and I can't wait!

I love smoking Vagina Slimes

Destroy all planets!

Just be gay. Gay is good. Same-sex sex is fine.

Gay is okay, dammit.

I want a Dammit Doll.

Family Dollar fucking fun

I need a doll.

People into scat should be institutionalised in solitary for life.

Fags!

[quote] People into scat should be institutionalised in solitary for life.

Bring back sodomy laws!

Scat is different to sodomy Queerface. You must have been with some very messy bottoms or you just don't clean out your own ass properly.

r205 Point being, no consensual sex act, no matter how much it may upset you, should be illegal. Mind your own business.

brommmm brommmm broommmmmm I'm retarded

Queerface eats human faeces on the regular.

And remember the purpose of this thread?!

Ooooooooooooooh. It's the bedroom police! Hide your toys.

I don’t like it when he touches me that way!

I want to break wind

When it comes to dicks you got the short end of the stick.

We cannot un-xanadu what has already been xana-done.

Hi, grandma!

Hi, crotchfruit!

I shall shove my foot up your crotchfruit chute!

I’m a root toot indisputable rock n roller!

MEEP

Fuck Ukraine.

itty bitty titty committee

the big dick club

Why are most flyovers insufferable?