I AM ERNA

Yaaaaaaas!!!

When is it out?

"Erna was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm......"

"Erna seductively removed her galoshes, spilling out an intoxicating perfume of salt water, eucalyptus, and dead sea turtle."

Only if it's a snuff film.

Will she eat stunt poop or the real thing?

The actual Erna is dead and this fake one (or ones) has been stinking up the joint with increased frequency.

Let that old hag (we've all seen its' pic) decay in peace and try to think up something original.

And as for Barcelona, I guess East L.A. where it actually lived is pretty Spanish.

[quote]I AM ERNA

HEAR ME SQUIT!

R7 Didn't Tybee confirm that Erna was actually posting from a Spanish IP address on his sad little forum?

R9 yes Tybee said that. Also, Erna isn’t dead. Tybee lied.

[quote]The actual Erna is dead

I doubt this. There's no death information online for anyone with his name.

"erna" was exposed here long ago with its' actual name, pictures and location.

Where did she grow up, attend high school, etc?

Does she have a front hole?

Shit eating Nazi.

Does anyone still have those hilarious mom jeans selfies of hers?

R2 end of July. All of Erna’s secrets are in the movie. It will also be in 4D for the full immersive experience!

She HATES fish (aka str8 females)!

Nothing's quite as pretty as Erna in the eveing When through the sleepy haze I see her lying there Soft as the rain that falls on summer flowers Warm as the sunlight shining on her golden hair When I awake and see her there so close beside me I want to take her in my arms The ache is there so deep inside me Nothing's quite as pretty as Erna in the evening Chasing the rainbow in her dreams so far away And when she turns to touch me I kiss her face so softly And then my Erna wakes to love and love again And Erna's there in summer days or stormy weather She doesn't care, 'cause right or wrong the love we share We share together Nothing's quite as pretty as Erna in the evening Kissed by the shade of night and starlight in her hair And as we walk, I hold her close beside me All our tomorrows for a lifetime we will share

Only if it’s in Odorama!