If so, I gotta get up there asap!
Does Staten Island have a lot of Guys like this?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||June 23, 2022 3:55 PM|
Yes, and they tend to be bottoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||April 10, 2022 3:22 AM|
It’s refreshing to still hear a HEAVY New York accent nowadays especially in a HOT 🥵 young guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||April 10, 2022 3:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||April 10, 2022 3:23 AM|
Interesting young Tony Soprano impression, but I say it's fake just to gain followers.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||April 10, 2022 3:24 AM|
R4- He does sound like Meadows boyfriend or something
|by Anonymous||reply 5||April 10, 2022 3:25 AM|
Whatever floats your boat, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||April 10, 2022 3:33 AM|
do we have his instagram?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||April 10, 2022 3:37 AM|
He has a Tiktok account
|by Anonymous||reply 8||April 10, 2022 3:37 AM|
what's the name on tiktok? I'm not seeing it in the video; ty
|by Anonymous||reply 9||April 10, 2022 3:38 AM|
Yes, and they all live in their parent's basement, like this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||April 10, 2022 3:38 AM|
hot, hot, hot (if he's cut).
|by Anonymous||reply 11||April 10, 2022 3:38 AM|
Let's find his restaurant and give it bad Yelp reviews solely on his pissy attitude towards his customers.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||April 10, 2022 3:39 AM|
R11- and WELL hung
|by Anonymous||reply 13||April 10, 2022 3:48 AM|
OP, do you mean, does Staten Guyland, have lots of ReThugs?
If so, the answer is YES!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||April 10, 2022 3:51 AM|
He's partaken. Trust.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||April 10, 2022 3:53 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||April 10, 2022 3:56 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||April 10, 2022 3:58 AM|
I honestly didn't think they still made them like this. Even on Staten Island.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||April 10, 2022 4:24 AM|
I think he's part of a 'Mini Mafia' All those homey or horny boys hugging and dripping off each other
|by Anonymous||reply 19||April 10, 2022 4:25 AM|
I'd eat the peanuts out of his shit for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||April 10, 2022 5:08 AM|
Yes, its full of 'em.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||April 10, 2022 5:09 AM|
R20- You're SICK
|by Anonymous||reply 22||April 10, 2022 5:17 AM|
Whadda ya think?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||April 10, 2022 5:18 AM|
You like greasy dagos, huh?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||April 10, 2022 5:19 AM|
Staten Island? Is he MAGA?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||April 10, 2022 5:42 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||April 10, 2022 9:55 AM|
You mean douchebags? I'm sure they do. But you can really find them anywhere, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||April 10, 2022 9:57 AM|
He's probably got a cousin on Ling Island just like him and another in Jersey. Joey and Tony.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||April 10, 2022 10:20 AM|
^ There's also Vinnie from Queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||April 10, 2022 10:22 AM|
Staten Island fairy.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||April 10, 2022 10:33 AM|
4 yrs of college would be great for this kid
|by Anonymous||reply 31||April 10, 2022 10:33 AM|
Why do Italian Americans trigger so many DLers?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||April 10, 2022 10:41 AM|
Because a lot of DLers are extremely effeminate and archaically stereotypical. They often are afraid of raw masculinity, yet simultaneously attracted to it. Italian American men Often display a raw, unadulterated machismo that frightens a lot of old school effeminate gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||April 10, 2022 11:49 AM|
This guy is a vivid illustration to how important perceptions of masculinity are to attraction. Men and women are creaming themselves over him On TikTok because he sounds, looks, and acts like a macho tough guy. He displays the masculine characteristics so many drool over.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||April 10, 2022 12:01 PM|
After he marries his high school sweetheart, they will have five children and he will quickly get FAT. There are several of these among my in-laws.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||April 10, 2022 12:39 PM|
I know many who continue lifting daily and still are buff into their 60s
|by Anonymous||reply 36||April 10, 2022 12:45 PM|
That makes sense R33.
It's funny because the guy at OP is not all that macho--he's telling a funny story about people trying to take advantage of him in his restaurant, so basically complaining in a funny way -he's not talking about his prowess with women or beating people up.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||April 10, 2022 12:49 PM|
He’s pretty masculine. See his tiktok
|by Anonymous||reply 38||April 10, 2022 12:59 PM|
Broadway bottom Tommy Bracco is basically the Gay version with the thick accent, thicc body and still living at home with his folks. He has a TikTik too that features his family, but also a very cute boyfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||April 10, 2022 1:17 PM|
Ummm no thanks
|by Anonymous||reply 40||April 10, 2022 2:26 PM|
SI Pete Davidson territory
|by Anonymous||reply 41||April 10, 2022 2:30 PM|
Guys like that loved being rimmed deep.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||April 10, 2022 2:49 PM|
So my type
|by Anonymous||reply 43||April 10, 2022 2:53 PM|
Wait, so he is Gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||April 10, 2022 2:56 PM|
Florida should work on students not downloading GrindR.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||April 10, 2022 2:58 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||April 10, 2022 3:02 PM|
Stop trying to make Frank Criscitelli happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||April 10, 2022 3:05 PM|
Didn't Details magazine (remember magazines!) get shit for a feature they did called "Gay or Guido?" (IIRC, the real outrage was one called "Gay or Asian")
|by Anonymous||reply 48||April 10, 2022 3:08 PM|
Yup. New Jersey and Long Island too.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||April 10, 2022 3:10 PM|
They make sport out of beating up gays
|by Anonymous||reply 50||April 10, 2022 3:11 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||April 10, 2022 3:12 PM|
He's got a Frankenstein jaw.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||April 10, 2022 3:16 PM|
I'm part Italian and he reminds me of half my cousins, dumb and full of themselves 😒
|by Anonymous||reply 53||April 10, 2022 3:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||April 10, 2022 3:33 PM|
[Quote] So my type
White muscular young men are “so my type.”
|by Anonymous||reply 55||April 10, 2022 3:34 PM|
[Quote] Broadway bottom Tommy Bracco
His hair looks like a toupee
|by Anonymous||reply 56||April 10, 2022 3:36 PM|
"You betta be having that chat with a nice Italian gurl!"
His angry mother from upstairs
|by Anonymous||reply 57||April 10, 2022 3:39 PM|
Moolies moving into my neighborhood? Fuhgeddaboudit!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||April 10, 2022 3:39 PM|
Frank would call OP a moolie behind his back.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||April 10, 2022 3:42 PM|
I love how he says, "Get the fuck out of here."
|by Anonymous||reply 60||April 10, 2022 3:54 PM|
R55, actually white doesn’t matter to me; I usually prefer nonwhite men. But you forgot “masculine.”
|by Anonymous||reply 61||April 10, 2022 4:20 PM|
Staten Island butch queen realness
|by Anonymous||reply 62||April 10, 2022 4:30 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||April 10, 2022 4:32 PM|
Check out his "how I do my hair" TikTok and you might have cause to re-evaluate
|by Anonymous||reply 64||April 10, 2022 4:34 PM|
He's a total JERSEY SHORE type.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||April 10, 2022 4:59 PM|
Love guys like this. I wish My area had guys like this
|by Anonymous||reply 66||April 10, 2022 5:01 PM|
R66- Where is your area?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||April 10, 2022 5:15 PM|
[quote] You like greasy dagos, huh?
Never want to date one but grew up around them and they can be mind meltingly hot for a quick fuck. They're also narcissists who will kiss their own biceps while you blow them. All fun in the right doses
|by Anonymous||reply 68||April 10, 2022 5:28 PM|
These guys I think a lot are just adopting a stereotypical character for whatever reason like some guys do with being over there top fem. There hasn't been an authentic congenital guido in some time.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||April 10, 2022 5:52 PM|
He posted lots of guys only pics on Tik Tok
|by Anonymous||reply 70||April 10, 2022 5:55 PM|
"Where is your area?"
Wherever he brings it.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||April 10, 2022 5:56 PM|
FRANKIE, TIME FUH DINNAH!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||April 10, 2022 6:03 PM|
The second I hear that accent, I think uneducated trash
|by Anonymous||reply 73||April 10, 2022 6:56 PM|
My area: Chapel Hill
|by Anonymous||reply 74||April 10, 2022 7:07 PM|
R73- The second I hear that accent, I think- HOT IN THE SACK
|by Anonymous||reply 75||April 10, 2022 7:10 PM|
New York City accents are a big turn on.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||April 10, 2022 7:13 PM|
The second I hear that accent, I think- DAT'S DA SUK JOB.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||April 10, 2022 7:15 PM|
The second I hear that accent, I get bricked up 🧱
|by Anonymous||reply 78||April 10, 2022 8:06 PM|
photos please r78
|by Anonymous||reply 79||April 10, 2022 9:02 PM|
I once hooked up with a guy from Staten Island. All I recall from that was his cock was shaped like a pyramid. Very odd
|by Anonymous||reply 80||April 10, 2022 11:00 PM|
Fuck you R55.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||April 10, 2022 11:04 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 82||April 10, 2022 11:04 PM|
I've hooked up with a few Italian guys where their dicks actually smelled just a little bit like salami. I thought maybe my brain was playing tricks on me the first time I noticed it but then when it happened again I didn't know if this was some sort of thing related to skin pigmentation (they were all olive-skinned guys).
|by Anonymous||reply 83||April 10, 2022 11:11 PM|
He’s Italian, so the dick will be BIG.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||April 10, 2022 11:13 PM|
Italian men are so hot
|by Anonymous||reply 85||April 10, 2022 11:33 PM|
R80 Was that you??
|by Anonymous||reply 86||April 10, 2022 11:38 PM|
Tyler Mount actually has a profile like a Greek statue. Did anyone notice that?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||April 11, 2022 1:11 AM|
I find him quite attractive. Until he opens his mouth, that is. He sounds dumb as a bag of assholes. Mookish.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||April 11, 2022 1:13 AM|
Does one need a passport to visit?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||April 11, 2022 1:15 AM|
Dime a dozen and wouldn't get a head turn.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||April 11, 2022 1:15 AM|
R83, they rub salami on their dicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||April 11, 2022 1:25 AM|
All right-wingers, all extremely homophobic and all of them dying to have homo sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||April 11, 2022 1:27 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||April 11, 2022 1:36 AM|
Is he studying Communicate at the College of Staten Island?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||April 11, 2022 1:40 AM|
Sicilian is NOT Italian.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||April 11, 2022 1:41 AM|
^ Florida is NOT American
|by Anonymous||reply 96||April 11, 2022 1:47 AM|
Not sure if copied this correctly, but the What Make Italian Men So Hot thread may help explain to you who have never experienced the joys of a true Eyetalian Sauceseega.
Worth a boat ride over to the other Island....Ummm
|by Anonymous||reply 97||April 11, 2022 1:56 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||April 11, 2022 2:00 AM|
It's really easy to score downlow homosex with Guidos on Staten Island.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||April 11, 2022 2:25 AM|
Tell Me how. Play by play bruh
|by Anonymous||reply 100||April 11, 2022 2:37 AM|
Grindr should do the trick.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||April 11, 2022 2:48 AM|
@r100, "Hey, yous guys, you want I should give yous a blowy?"
The subtle approach works every time
|by Anonymous||reply 102||April 11, 2022 2:50 AM|
And convince them that it's not gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||April 11, 2022 2:52 AM|
r12 here. I did find his restaurant, and no need for anyone here to give it bad Yelp reviews based on his attitude. There are already many bad reviews based on food and service.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||April 11, 2022 2:54 AM|
R101, hot Italian guys like this aren’t on Grindr. In fact, none of my types are.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||April 11, 2022 2:56 AM|
Staten Island is like a turd that New York is trying to pinch off.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||April 11, 2022 2:58 AM|
Staten Island was suppose to be part of New Jersey, but New York lost the bet
|by Anonymous||reply 107||April 11, 2022 3:04 AM|
I can *guarantee* if he’s on Grindr, he’s a bottom. Masculine tops no longer exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||April 11, 2022 3:04 AM|
[quote]hot Italian guys like this aren’t on Grindr
|by Anonymous||reply 109||April 11, 2022 3:04 AM|
r107 Culturally it's a lot more New Jersey than New York.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||April 11, 2022 3:28 AM|
^ 🤣🤣 ^
Yeah theys loaded with culture 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 111||April 11, 2022 3:36 AM|
I think he’s totally hot but he would scare the hell out of everybody here in Seattle. Most everyone here is introverted dorky asian indian IT goofs with no personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||April 11, 2022 3:47 AM|
He's physically hawt. Beautiful. The accent is not so bad. It's the affectation that's off-putting. He's playing a Guido. That's not authentic although he probably does it in his public persona all day.
He'd be more interesting if he became a little more introspective and tried to find out who he really is. But he's so caught up in family etc that's highly unlikely to happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||April 11, 2022 8:56 AM|
R112, are there any hot buff guys in Seattle? Do Guys lift weights out there?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||April 11, 2022 11:41 AM|
[quote] But he's so caught up in family
You’ve never met an Italian, have you? They’re all caught up in family.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||April 11, 2022 11:49 AM|
I was thinking that too R113, that he puts on that persona in the restaurant for tourists and that his TikTok is just an extension.
Or puts it on to a degree, anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||April 11, 2022 12:07 PM|
Whadda all talkin' about? Get outa here
|by Anonymous||reply 117||April 11, 2022 12:17 PM|
R113 & R116 - I know he seems over the top, but trust me - that’s how these guys genuinely are. I grew up on S.I. & still go there to visit my parents. Is it an affectation? Only as much as any of us conform to whatever class / culture norms we each unconsciously adopt from our upbringing & surroundings and choose to accept. Or more accurately, choose not to reject and work at changing.
Do you consider a heavy Southern accent a “put on”?There are tons of people on the Island with this type of affect and accent, men & women of all ages They tend to be brash, funny, materialist, loudly opinionated, right-wing, animated, emotional over rational, and not necessarily stupid; but not critical or curious thinkers. Like most people everywhere they are inherently provincial and very status conscious with the markers their groups values - (a Benz over a graduate degree, for example), The Wikipedia entry on his father says he’s had many ties to the mob, so this guy is just acting “normal” for the world he inhabits.
They can certainly be fun in small doses, but I got off the Island at 18 because I never fit in growing up. Mostly because of my personality type and innate curiosity about the wider world than anything else. But I believe who we fundamentally are is mostly an accident of our genetics at birth - Nurture can nudge Nature a bit one way or the other, but not too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||April 11, 2022 4:35 PM|
This is from a few years ago, but I actually grew up with guys who spoke like this. Many young people still do.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||April 11, 2022 4:45 PM|
How did Mr. Jost become so erudite?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||April 11, 2022 4:51 PM|
^ They must have a classy neighborhood, Pete Davidson teases him all the time about his upper crust Staten Island roots
|by Anonymous||reply 121||April 11, 2022 4:57 PM|
[Quote]How did Mr. Jost become so erudite?
Colin Jost went to a private a high school (St. Regis), then attended Harvard University afterwards. He's also from Grymes Hill, a fancy neighborhood on Staten Island.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||April 11, 2022 5:37 PM|
So that’s how he didn’t get beat up everyday in high school?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||April 11, 2022 5:40 PM|
I meant to post this one. But you get the idea.
BTW, the buildings behind this towards the water are the Stapleton housing projects. It depicts how the two neighborhoods can be so close-by, yet having two completely life realities.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||April 11, 2022 5:42 PM|
Staten Island used to be where the rest of NYC dumped their garbage.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||April 11, 2022 5:44 PM|
Having fun with the residents of Stapleton. This guy is performing card tricks for their amusement. I could see Colin Jost doing something like this, once he worked up his courage.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||April 11, 2022 5:55 PM|
Adding that Jost's private high school was in Manhattan, not SI.
And in the world of Manhattan private schools was not considered the least bit fancy but the guys who went there were generally pretty grounded and usually fun to hang out with.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||April 11, 2022 5:55 PM|
Here’s a strange Staten Island factoid, one of the finest collections of Tibetan Art outside Tibet resides there and even the Dali Lama has visited. There are dyed in the wool New Yorkers who have never set foot there, but the Dali Lama has visited.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||April 11, 2022 6:01 PM|
Pete Davidson had the standard SI accent - not as thick as the kid in the video, and probably the most common. Plenty of people do have the thicker accent - listen to how most cops & fireman speak when interviewed on the news. Collin went into the city to a selective Catholic prep school & Harvard, and his parents are more educated than the norm, so for many reasons he sounds different.
Pete and this kid both use the animated “funny story / mild complain” mode of speaking, which again Is basically the default there - light, self-conscious banter in the normal mode of communication, unless the speaker is truly upset. I think that’s why he may seem like he’s doing a put-on to people not from around here - native outer boro New Yorkers have a natural way of speaking that is much more theatrical / performative than many other parts of the country.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||April 11, 2022 6:14 PM|
Worked at Willowbrook State Hospital after the Geraldo(Jerry Rivers) expose, in an experimental B. Mod. Program for Grad. School. Got to know quite a few people there, one who I am friends with to this very day. Great people, real salt of the earth. Generous, helpful. loved em. Many older natives said how the bridge ruined the Island. The long unpredictable Ferry ride kept many from living there. They liked the isolation.. Many pristine beaches & nature before the bridges.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||April 11, 2022 10:26 PM|
No, just 4, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||April 12, 2022 6:01 PM|
It’s the accent for me
|by Anonymous||reply 132||April 22, 2022 12:45 PM|
He don’t got no accent!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||April 22, 2022 1:22 PM|
He AIN’T got no accent!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||April 22, 2022 10:35 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 135||April 22, 2022 10:37 PM|
Again, why is he in an unfinished and creepy basement?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||April 22, 2022 11:04 PM|
[quote] Again, why is he in an unfinished and creepy basement?
I’m guessing you’ve never been to Staten Island?
|by Anonymous||reply 137||April 22, 2022 11:06 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 138||April 22, 2022 11:39 PM|
He puts me on brick 🧱
|by Anonymous||reply 139||May 10, 2022 1:26 PM|
Ludvig here was raised and played high school football on Staten Island.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||May 10, 2022 1:50 PM|
Dis nigga be fine as fuq!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||May 10, 2022 2:48 PM|
Staten Island King
|by Anonymous||reply 142||May 10, 2022 3:26 PM|
I have recently found out about his background R140 and, while he is very handsome and well-endowed, he appears to be a bit of a sociopathic freak with a bizarre fixation with degraded old women, transsexuals and extremely effeminate, ugly twinks who supply him with both plenty of drugs and drama. He also appears to be psychotic in most of his posts on IG (he has about 10 different profiles), and is a complete mess.
As for Mr Criscitelli, I don't understand what is meant to be so exceptional about him. He looks like a slightly polished tamarro napoletano with a large dose of American prepotence - in Italy there are many better looking men who don't have a nasty attitude and busted noses. As it stands, he is rather ordinary Southern Italian underclass.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||June 12, 2022 4:42 PM|
Total stud and my type. Wish there were more in manhattan
|by Anonymous||reply 144||June 12, 2022 5:02 PM|
I can always go for a hot Italian, whether they have his SI accent or not
|by Anonymous||reply 145||June 12, 2022 5:14 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 146||June 22, 2022 11:37 PM|
Hit Me, Hit Me with your Meat Stick!!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||June 23, 2022 2:14 AM|
I think he's sexy as fuck but would tire of that personality very quickly.
Gay history: as recent as 25 years ago guys like, from the outer boros and supposedly especially Staten Island, would hustle at Julius in the Village. It was a big thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||June 23, 2022 10:54 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 149||June 23, 2022 10:55 AM|
Try one. You will be amazed at the hotness. The few I've had, maintain hardness after they come a few times, & then slap you in the face with that hard, high one.
Total fan here.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||June 23, 2022 12:20 PM|
I wish Playgirl was still being published and they had a special edition titled- The Men Of Staten Island- who’d be posing FULL FRONTAL naked including the hunk in the video who would not only pose full frontal but with a BONER 🍆.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||June 23, 2022 1:07 PM|
Are those kinds of guys ever gay, like openly gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||June 23, 2022 3:55 PM|