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Does Staten Island have a lot of Guys like this?

If so, I gotta get up there asap!

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by Anonymousreply 152June 23, 2022 3:55 PM

Yes, and they tend to be bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 1April 10, 2022 3:22 AM

It’s refreshing to still hear a HEAVY New York accent nowadays especially in a HOT 🥵 young guy.

by Anonymousreply 2April 10, 2022 3:22 AM

That necklace.

by Anonymousreply 3April 10, 2022 3:23 AM

Interesting young Tony Soprano impression, but I say it's fake just to gain followers.

by Anonymousreply 4April 10, 2022 3:24 AM

R4- He does sound like Meadows boyfriend or something

by Anonymousreply 5April 10, 2022 3:25 AM

Whatever floats your boat, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6April 10, 2022 3:33 AM

do we have his instagram?

by Anonymousreply 7April 10, 2022 3:37 AM

He has a Tiktok account

by Anonymousreply 8April 10, 2022 3:37 AM

what's the name on tiktok? I'm not seeing it in the video; ty

by Anonymousreply 9April 10, 2022 3:38 AM

Yes, and they all live in their parent's basement, like this one.

by Anonymousreply 10April 10, 2022 3:38 AM

hot, hot, hot (if he's cut).

by Anonymousreply 11April 10, 2022 3:38 AM

Let's find his restaurant and give it bad Yelp reviews solely on his pissy attitude towards his customers.

by Anonymousreply 12April 10, 2022 3:39 AM

R11- and WELL hung

by Anonymousreply 13April 10, 2022 3:48 AM

OP, do you mean, does Staten Guyland, have lots of ReThugs?

If so, the answer is YES!

by Anonymousreply 14April 10, 2022 3:51 AM

He's partaken. Trust.

by Anonymousreply 15April 10, 2022 3:53 AM

Frank Criscitelli

by Anonymousreply 16April 10, 2022 3:56 AM


by Anonymousreply 17April 10, 2022 3:58 AM

I honestly didn't think they still made them like this. Even on Staten Island.

by Anonymousreply 18April 10, 2022 4:24 AM

I think he's part of a 'Mini Mafia' All those homey or horny boys hugging and dripping off each other

by Anonymousreply 19April 10, 2022 4:25 AM

I'd eat the peanuts out of his shit for sure.

by Anonymousreply 20April 10, 2022 5:08 AM

Yes, its full of 'em.

by Anonymousreply 21April 10, 2022 5:09 AM

R20- You're SICK

by Anonymousreply 22April 10, 2022 5:17 AM

Whadda ya think?

by Anonymousreply 23April 10, 2022 5:18 AM

You like greasy dagos, huh?

by Anonymousreply 24April 10, 2022 5:19 AM

Staten Island? Is he MAGA?

by Anonymousreply 25April 10, 2022 5:42 AM


by Anonymousreply 26April 10, 2022 9:55 AM

You mean douchebags? I'm sure they do. But you can really find them anywhere, OP.

by Anonymousreply 27April 10, 2022 9:57 AM

He's probably got a cousin on Ling Island just like him and another in Jersey. Joey and Tony.

by Anonymousreply 28April 10, 2022 10:20 AM

^ There's also Vinnie from Queens.

by Anonymousreply 29April 10, 2022 10:22 AM

Staten Island fairy.

by Anonymousreply 30April 10, 2022 10:33 AM

4 yrs of college would be great for this kid

by Anonymousreply 31April 10, 2022 10:33 AM

Why do Italian Americans trigger so many DLers?

by Anonymousreply 32April 10, 2022 10:41 AM

Because a lot of DLers are extremely effeminate and archaically stereotypical. They often are afraid of raw masculinity, yet simultaneously attracted to it. Italian American men Often display a raw, unadulterated machismo that frightens a lot of old school effeminate gay men.

by Anonymousreply 33April 10, 2022 11:49 AM

This guy is a vivid illustration to how important perceptions of masculinity are to attraction. Men and women are creaming themselves over him On TikTok because he sounds, looks, and acts like a macho tough guy. He displays the masculine characteristics so many drool over.

by Anonymousreply 34April 10, 2022 12:01 PM

After he marries his high school sweetheart, they will have five children and he will quickly get FAT. There are several of these among my in-laws.

by Anonymousreply 35April 10, 2022 12:39 PM

I know many who continue lifting daily and still are buff into their 60s

by Anonymousreply 36April 10, 2022 12:45 PM

That makes sense R33.

It's funny because the guy at OP is not all that macho--he's telling a funny story about people trying to take advantage of him in his restaurant, so basically complaining in a funny way -he's not talking about his prowess with women or beating people up.

by Anonymousreply 37April 10, 2022 12:49 PM

He’s pretty masculine. See his tiktok

by Anonymousreply 38April 10, 2022 12:59 PM

Broadway bottom Tommy Bracco is basically the Gay version with the thick accent, thicc body and still living at home with his folks. He has a TikTik too that features his family, but also a very cute boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 39April 10, 2022 1:17 PM

Ummm no thanks

by Anonymousreply 40April 10, 2022 2:26 PM

SI Pete Davidson territory

by Anonymousreply 41April 10, 2022 2:30 PM

Guys like that loved being rimmed deep.

by Anonymousreply 42April 10, 2022 2:49 PM

So my type

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by Anonymousreply 43April 10, 2022 2:53 PM

Wait, so he is Gay?

by Anonymousreply 44April 10, 2022 2:56 PM

Florida should work on students not downloading GrindR.

by Anonymousreply 45April 10, 2022 2:58 PM

Fitness trainer

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by Anonymousreply 46April 10, 2022 3:02 PM

Stop trying to make Frank Criscitelli happen.

by Anonymousreply 47April 10, 2022 3:05 PM

Didn't Details magazine (remember magazines!) get shit for a feature they did called "Gay or Guido?" (IIRC, the real outrage was one called "Gay or Asian")

by Anonymousreply 48April 10, 2022 3:08 PM

Yup. New Jersey and Long Island too.

by Anonymousreply 49April 10, 2022 3:10 PM

They make sport out of beating up gays

by Anonymousreply 50April 10, 2022 3:11 PM

In 1989

by Anonymousreply 51April 10, 2022 3:12 PM

He's got a Frankenstein jaw.

by Anonymousreply 52April 10, 2022 3:16 PM

I'm part Italian and he reminds me of half my cousins, dumb and full of themselves 😒

by Anonymousreply 53April 10, 2022 3:23 PM

He’s odious

by Anonymousreply 54April 10, 2022 3:33 PM

[Quote] So my type

White muscular young men are “so my type.”

So unoriginal

by Anonymousreply 55April 10, 2022 3:34 PM

[Quote] Broadway bottom Tommy Bracco

His hair looks like a toupee

by Anonymousreply 56April 10, 2022 3:36 PM

"You betta be having that chat with a nice Italian gurl!"

His angry mother from upstairs

by Anonymousreply 57April 10, 2022 3:39 PM

Moolies moving into my neighborhood? Fuhgeddaboudit!

by Anonymousreply 58April 10, 2022 3:39 PM

Frank would call OP a moolie behind his back.

by Anonymousreply 59April 10, 2022 3:42 PM

I love how he says, "Get the fuck out of here."

by Anonymousreply 60April 10, 2022 3:54 PM

R55, actually white doesn’t matter to me; I usually prefer nonwhite men. But you forgot “masculine.”

by Anonymousreply 61April 10, 2022 4:20 PM

Staten Island butch queen realness

by Anonymousreply 62April 10, 2022 4:30 PM

King 👑

by Anonymousreply 63April 10, 2022 4:32 PM

Check out his "how I do my hair" TikTok and you might have cause to re-evaluate

by Anonymousreply 64April 10, 2022 4:34 PM

He's a total JERSEY SHORE type.

by Anonymousreply 65April 10, 2022 4:59 PM

Love guys like this. I wish My area had guys like this

by Anonymousreply 66April 10, 2022 5:01 PM

R66- Where is your area?

by Anonymousreply 67April 10, 2022 5:15 PM

[quote] You like greasy dagos, huh?

Never want to date one but grew up around them and they can be mind meltingly hot for a quick fuck. They're also narcissists who will kiss their own biceps while you blow them. All fun in the right doses

by Anonymousreply 68April 10, 2022 5:28 PM

These guys I think a lot are just adopting a stereotypical character for whatever reason like some guys do with being over there top fem. There hasn't been an authentic congenital guido in some time.

by Anonymousreply 69April 10, 2022 5:52 PM

He posted lots of guys only pics on Tik Tok

by Anonymousreply 70April 10, 2022 5:55 PM

"Where is your area?"

Wherever he brings it.

by Anonymousreply 71April 10, 2022 5:56 PM


by Anonymousreply 72April 10, 2022 6:03 PM

The second I hear that accent, I think uneducated trash

by Anonymousreply 73April 10, 2022 6:56 PM

My area: Chapel Hill

by Anonymousreply 74April 10, 2022 7:07 PM

R73- The second I hear that accent, I think- HOT IN THE SACK

by Anonymousreply 75April 10, 2022 7:10 PM

New York City accents are a big turn on.

by Anonymousreply 76April 10, 2022 7:13 PM

The second I hear that accent, I think- DAT'S DA SUK JOB.

by Anonymousreply 77April 10, 2022 7:15 PM

The second I hear that accent, I get bricked up 🧱

by Anonymousreply 78April 10, 2022 8:06 PM

photos please r78

by Anonymousreply 79April 10, 2022 9:02 PM

I once hooked up with a guy from Staten Island. All I recall from that was his cock was shaped like a pyramid. Very odd

by Anonymousreply 80April 10, 2022 11:00 PM

Fuck you R55.

by Anonymousreply 81April 10, 2022 11:04 PM

Stop Lying

by Anonymousreply 82April 10, 2022 11:04 PM

I've hooked up with a few Italian guys where their dicks actually smelled just a little bit like salami. I thought maybe my brain was playing tricks on me the first time I noticed it but then when it happened again I didn't know if this was some sort of thing related to skin pigmentation (they were all olive-skinned guys).

by Anonymousreply 83April 10, 2022 11:11 PM

He’s Italian, so the dick will be BIG.

by Anonymousreply 84April 10, 2022 11:13 PM

Italian men are so hot

by Anonymousreply 85April 10, 2022 11:33 PM

R80 Was that you??

by Anonymousreply 86April 10, 2022 11:38 PM

Tyler Mount actually has a profile like a Greek statue. Did anyone notice that?

by Anonymousreply 87April 11, 2022 1:11 AM

I find him quite attractive. Until he opens his mouth, that is. He sounds dumb as a bag of assholes. Mookish.

by Anonymousreply 88April 11, 2022 1:13 AM

Does one need a passport to visit?

by Anonymousreply 89April 11, 2022 1:15 AM

Dime a dozen and wouldn't get a head turn.

by Anonymousreply 90April 11, 2022 1:15 AM

R83, they rub salami on their dicks.

Case closed.

by Anonymousreply 91April 11, 2022 1:25 AM

All right-wingers, all extremely homophobic and all of them dying to have homo sex.

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by Anonymousreply 93April 11, 2022 1:36 AM

Is he studying Communicate at the College of Staten Island?

by Anonymousreply 94April 11, 2022 1:40 AM

Sicilian is NOT Italian.

by Anonymousreply 95April 11, 2022 1:41 AM

^ Florida is NOT American

by Anonymousreply 96April 11, 2022 1:47 AM

Not sure if copied this correctly, but the What Make Italian Men So Hot thread may help explain to you who have never experienced the joys of a true Eyetalian Sauceseega.

Worth a boat ride over to the other Island....Ummm

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by Anonymousreply 98April 11, 2022 2:00 AM

It's really easy to score downlow homosex with Guidos on Staten Island.

by Anonymousreply 99April 11, 2022 2:25 AM

Tell Me how. Play by play bruh

by Anonymousreply 100April 11, 2022 2:37 AM

Grindr should do the trick.

by Anonymousreply 101April 11, 2022 2:48 AM

@r100, "Hey, yous guys, you want I should give yous a blowy?"

The subtle approach works every time

by Anonymousreply 102April 11, 2022 2:50 AM

And convince them that it's not gay.

by Anonymousreply 103April 11, 2022 2:52 AM

r12 here. I did find his restaurant, and no need for anyone here to give it bad Yelp reviews based on his attitude. There are already many bad reviews based on food and service.

by Anonymousreply 104April 11, 2022 2:54 AM

R101, hot Italian guys like this aren’t on Grindr. In fact, none of my types are.

by Anonymousreply 105April 11, 2022 2:56 AM

Staten Island is like a turd that New York is trying to pinch off.

by Anonymousreply 106April 11, 2022 2:58 AM

Staten Island was suppose to be part of New Jersey, but New York lost the bet

by Anonymousreply 107April 11, 2022 3:04 AM

I can *guarantee* if he’s on Grindr, he’s a bottom. Masculine tops no longer exist.

by Anonymousreply 108April 11, 2022 3:04 AM

[quote]hot Italian guys like this aren’t on Grindr


by Anonymousreply 109April 11, 2022 3:04 AM

r107 Culturally it's a lot more New Jersey than New York.

by Anonymousreply 110April 11, 2022 3:28 AM

^ 🤣🤣 ^

Yeah theys loaded with culture 😂

by Anonymousreply 111April 11, 2022 3:36 AM

I think he’s totally hot but he would scare the hell out of everybody here in Seattle. Most everyone here is introverted dorky asian indian IT goofs with no personality.

by Anonymousreply 112April 11, 2022 3:47 AM

He's physically hawt. Beautiful. The accent is not so bad. It's the affectation that's off-putting. He's playing a Guido. That's not authentic although he probably does it in his public persona all day.

He'd be more interesting if he became a little more introspective and tried to find out who he really is. But he's so caught up in family etc that's highly unlikely to happen.

by Anonymousreply 113April 11, 2022 8:56 AM

R112, are there any hot buff guys in Seattle? Do Guys lift weights out there?

by Anonymousreply 114April 11, 2022 11:41 AM

[quote] But he's so caught up in family

You’ve never met an Italian, have you? They’re all caught up in family.

by Anonymousreply 115April 11, 2022 11:49 AM

I was thinking that too R113, that he puts on that persona in the restaurant for tourists and that his TikTok is just an extension.

Or puts it on to a degree, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 116April 11, 2022 12:07 PM

Whadda all talkin' about? Get outa here

by Anonymousreply 117April 11, 2022 12:17 PM

R113 & R116 - I know he seems over the top, but trust me - that’s how these guys genuinely are. I grew up on S.I. & still go there to visit my parents. Is it an affectation? Only as much as any of us conform to whatever class / culture norms we each unconsciously adopt from our upbringing & surroundings and choose to accept. Or more accurately, choose not to reject and work at changing.

Do you consider a heavy Southern accent a “put on”?There are tons of people on the Island with this type of affect and accent, men & women of all ages They tend to be brash, funny, materialist, loudly opinionated, right-wing, animated, emotional over rational, and not necessarily stupid; but not critical or curious thinkers. Like most people everywhere they are inherently provincial and very status conscious with the markers their groups values - (a Benz over a graduate degree, for example), The Wikipedia entry on his father says he’s had many ties to the mob, so this guy is just acting “normal” for the world he inhabits.

They can certainly be fun in small doses, but I got off the Island at 18 because I never fit in growing up. Mostly because of my personality type and innate curiosity about the wider world than anything else. But I believe who we fundamentally are is mostly an accident of our genetics at birth - Nurture can nudge Nature a bit one way or the other, but not too much.

by Anonymousreply 118April 11, 2022 4:35 PM

This is from a few years ago, but I actually grew up with guys who spoke like this. Many young people still do.

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by Anonymousreply 119April 11, 2022 4:45 PM

How did Mr. Jost become so erudite?

by Anonymousreply 120April 11, 2022 4:51 PM

^ They must have a classy neighborhood, Pete Davidson teases him all the time about his upper crust Staten Island roots

by Anonymousreply 121April 11, 2022 4:57 PM

[Quote]How did Mr. Jost become so erudite?

Colin Jost went to a private a high school (St. Regis), then attended Harvard University afterwards. He's also from Grymes Hill, a fancy neighborhood on Staten Island.

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by Anonymousreply 122April 11, 2022 5:37 PM

So that’s how he didn’t get beat up everyday in high school?

by Anonymousreply 123April 11, 2022 5:40 PM

I meant to post this one. But you get the idea.

BTW, the buildings behind this towards the water are the Stapleton housing projects. It depicts how the two neighborhoods can be so close-by, yet having two completely life realities.

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by Anonymousreply 124April 11, 2022 5:42 PM

Staten Island used to be where the rest of NYC dumped their garbage.

by Anonymousreply 125April 11, 2022 5:44 PM

Having fun with the residents of Stapleton. This guy is performing card tricks for their amusement. I could see Colin Jost doing something like this, once he worked up his courage.

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by Anonymousreply 126April 11, 2022 5:55 PM

Adding that Jost's private high school was in Manhattan, not SI.

And in the world of Manhattan private schools was not considered the least bit fancy but the guys who went there were generally pretty grounded and usually fun to hang out with.

by Anonymousreply 127April 11, 2022 5:55 PM

Here’s a strange Staten Island factoid, one of the finest collections of Tibetan Art outside Tibet resides there and even the Dali Lama has visited. There are dyed in the wool New Yorkers who have never set foot there, but the Dali Lama has visited.

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by Anonymousreply 128April 11, 2022 6:01 PM

Pete Davidson had the standard SI accent - not as thick as the kid in the video, and probably the most common. Plenty of people do have the thicker accent - listen to how most cops & fireman speak when interviewed on the news. Collin went into the city to a selective Catholic prep school & Harvard, and his parents are more educated than the norm, so for many reasons he sounds different.

Pete and this kid both use the animated “funny story / mild complain” mode of speaking, which again Is basically the default there - light, self-conscious banter in the normal mode of communication, unless the speaker is truly upset. I think that’s why he may seem like he’s doing a put-on to people not from around here - native outer boro New Yorkers have a natural way of speaking that is much more theatrical / performative than many other parts of the country.

by Anonymousreply 129April 11, 2022 6:14 PM

Worked at Willowbrook State Hospital after the Geraldo(Jerry Rivers) expose, in an experimental B. Mod. Program for Grad. School. Got to know quite a few people there, one who I am friends with to this very day. Great people, real salt of the earth. Generous, helpful. loved em. Many older natives said how the bridge ruined the Island. The long unpredictable Ferry ride kept many from living there. They liked the isolation.. Many pristine beaches & nature before the bridges.

by Anonymousreply 130April 11, 2022 10:26 PM

No, just 4, OP.

by Anonymousreply 131April 12, 2022 6:01 PM

It’s the accent for me

by Anonymousreply 132April 22, 2022 12:45 PM

He don’t got no accent!

by Anonymousreply 133April 22, 2022 1:22 PM

He AIN’T got no accent!

by Anonymousreply 134April 22, 2022 10:35 PM

Actual NYer..GTFOH!

by Anonymousreply 135April 22, 2022 10:37 PM

Again, why is he in an unfinished and creepy basement?

by Anonymousreply 136April 22, 2022 11:04 PM

[quote] Again, why is he in an unfinished and creepy basement?

I’m guessing you’ve never been to Staten Island?

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by Anonymousreply 138April 22, 2022 11:39 PM

He puts me on brick 🧱

by Anonymousreply 139May 10, 2022 1:26 PM

Ludvig here was raised and played high school football on Staten Island.

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by Anonymousreply 140May 10, 2022 1:50 PM

Dis nigga be fine as fuq!!!!

by Anonymousreply 141May 10, 2022 2:48 PM

Staten Island King

by Anonymousreply 142May 10, 2022 3:26 PM

I have recently found out about his background R140 and, while he is very handsome and well-endowed, he appears to be a bit of a sociopathic freak with a bizarre fixation with degraded old women, transsexuals and extremely effeminate, ugly twinks who supply him with both plenty of drugs and drama. He also appears to be psychotic in most of his posts on IG (he has about 10 different profiles), and is a complete mess.

As for Mr Criscitelli, I don't understand what is meant to be so exceptional about him. He looks like a slightly polished tamarro napoletano with a large dose of American prepotence - in Italy there are many better looking men who don't have a nasty attitude and busted noses. As it stands, he is rather ordinary Southern Italian underclass.

by Anonymousreply 143June 12, 2022 4:42 PM

Total stud and my type. Wish there were more in manhattan

by Anonymousreply 144June 12, 2022 5:02 PM

I can always go for a hot Italian, whether they have his SI accent or not

by Anonymousreply 145June 12, 2022 5:14 PM


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by Anonymousreply 146June 22, 2022 11:37 PM

Hit Me, Hit Me with your Meat Stick!!

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by Anonymousreply 147June 23, 2022 2:14 AM

I think he's sexy as fuck but would tire of that personality very quickly.

Gay history: as recent as 25 years ago guys like, from the outer boros and supposedly especially Staten Island, would hustle at Julius in the Village. It was a big thing.

by Anonymousreply 148June 23, 2022 10:54 AM

My type

by Anonymousreply 149June 23, 2022 10:55 AM

Try one. You will be amazed at the hotness. The few I've had, maintain hardness after they come a few times, & then slap you in the face with that hard, high one.

Total fan here.

by Anonymousreply 150June 23, 2022 12:20 PM

I wish Playgirl was still being published and they had a special edition titled- The Men Of Staten Island- who’d be posing FULL FRONTAL naked including the hunk in the video who would not only pose full frontal but with a BONER 🍆.

by Anonymousreply 151June 23, 2022 1:07 PM

Are those kinds of guys ever gay, like openly gay?

by Anonymousreply 152June 23, 2022 3:55 PM
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