Does Staten Island have a lot of Guys like this?

Yes, and they tend to be bottoms.

It’s refreshing to still hear a HEAVY New York accent nowadays especially in a HOT 🥵 young guy.

That necklace.

Interesting young Tony Soprano impression, but I say it's fake just to gain followers.

R4- He does sound like Meadows boyfriend or something

Whatever floats your boat, OP.

do we have his instagram?

He has a Tiktok account

what's the name on tiktok? I'm not seeing it in the video; ty

Yes, and they all live in their parent's basement, like this one.

hot, hot, hot (if he's cut).

Let's find his restaurant and give it bad Yelp reviews solely on his pissy attitude towards his customers.

R11- and WELL hung

OP, do you mean, does Staten Guyland, have lots of ReThugs?

If so, the answer is YES!

He's partaken. Trust.

Frank Criscitelli

Adjacent.

I honestly didn't think they still made them like this. Even on Staten Island.

I think he's part of a 'Mini Mafia' All those homey or horny boys hugging and dripping off each other

I'd eat the peanuts out of his shit for sure.

Yes, its full of 'em.

R20- You're SICK

Whadda ya think?

You like greasy dagos, huh?

Staten Island? Is he MAGA?

Fuhgeddaboudit

You mean douchebags? I'm sure they do. But you can really find them anywhere, OP.

He's probably got a cousin on Ling Island just like him and another in Jersey. Joey and Tony.

^ There's also Vinnie from Queens.

Staten Island fairy.

4 yrs of college would be great for this kid

Why do Italian Americans trigger so many DLers?

Because a lot of DLers are extremely effeminate and archaically stereotypical. They often are afraid of raw masculinity, yet simultaneously attracted to it. Italian American men Often display a raw, unadulterated machismo that frightens a lot of old school effeminate gay men.

This guy is a vivid illustration to how important perceptions of masculinity are to attraction. Men and women are creaming themselves over him On TikTok because he sounds, looks, and acts like a macho tough guy. He displays the masculine characteristics so many drool over.

After he marries his high school sweetheart, they will have five children and he will quickly get FAT. There are several of these among my in-laws.

I know many who continue lifting daily and still are buff into their 60s

That makes sense R33.

It's funny because the guy at OP is not all that macho--he's telling a funny story about people trying to take advantage of him in his restaurant, so basically complaining in a funny way -he's not talking about his prowess with women or beating people up.

He’s pretty masculine. See his tiktok

Broadway bottom Tommy Bracco is basically the Gay version with the thick accent, thicc body and still living at home with his folks. He has a TikTik too that features his family, but also a very cute boyfriend.

Ummm no thanks

SI Pete Davidson territory

Guys like that loved being rimmed deep.

So my type

Wait, so he is Gay?

Florida should work on students not downloading GrindR.

Fitness trainer

Stop trying to make Frank Criscitelli happen.

Didn't Details magazine (remember magazines!) get shit for a feature they did called "Gay or Guido?" (IIRC, the real outrage was one called "Gay or Asian")

Yup. New Jersey and Long Island too.

They make sport out of beating up gays

In 1989

He's got a Frankenstein jaw.

I'm part Italian and he reminds me of half my cousins, dumb and full of themselves 😒

He’s odious

[Quote] So my type

White muscular young men are “so my type.”

So unoriginal

[Quote] Broadway bottom Tommy Bracco

His hair looks like a toupee

"You betta be having that chat with a nice Italian gurl!"

His angry mother from upstairs

Moolies moving into my neighborhood? Fuhgeddaboudit!

Frank would call OP a moolie behind his back.

I love how he says, "Get the fuck out of here."

R55, actually white doesn’t matter to me; I usually prefer nonwhite men. But you forgot “masculine.”

Staten Island butch queen realness

King 👑

Check out his "how I do my hair" TikTok and you might have cause to re-evaluate

He's a total JERSEY SHORE type.

Love guys like this. I wish My area had guys like this

R66- Where is your area?

[quote] You like greasy dagos, huh?

Never want to date one but grew up around them and they can be mind meltingly hot for a quick fuck. They're also narcissists who will kiss their own biceps while you blow them. All fun in the right doses

These guys I think a lot are just adopting a stereotypical character for whatever reason like some guys do with being over there top fem. There hasn't been an authentic congenital guido in some time.

He posted lots of guys only pics on Tik Tok

"Where is your area?"

Wherever he brings it.

FRANKIE, TIME FUH DINNAH!

The second I hear that accent, I think uneducated trash

My area: Chapel Hill

R73- The second I hear that accent, I think- HOT IN THE SACK

New York City accents are a big turn on.

The second I hear that accent, I think- DAT'S DA SUK JOB.

The second I hear that accent, I get bricked up 🧱

photos please r78

I once hooked up with a guy from Staten Island. All I recall from that was his cock was shaped like a pyramid. Very odd

Fuck you R55.

Stop Lying

I've hooked up with a few Italian guys where their dicks actually smelled just a little bit like salami. I thought maybe my brain was playing tricks on me the first time I noticed it but then when it happened again I didn't know if this was some sort of thing related to skin pigmentation (they were all olive-skinned guys).

He’s Italian, so the dick will be BIG.

Italian men are so hot

R80 Was that you??

Tyler Mount actually has a profile like a Greek statue. Did anyone notice that?

I find him quite attractive. Until he opens his mouth, that is. He sounds dumb as a bag of assholes. Mookish.

Does one need a passport to visit?

Dime a dozen and wouldn't get a head turn.

R83, they rub salami on their dicks.

Case closed.

All right-wingers, all extremely homophobic and all of them dying to have homo sex.

Beautiful

Is he studying Communicate at the College of Staten Island?

Sicilian is NOT Italian.

^ Florida is NOT American

Not sure if copied this correctly, but the What Make Italian Men So Hot thread may help explain to you who have never experienced the joys of a true Eyetalian Sauceseega.

Worth a boat ride over to the other Island....Ummm

More!

It's really easy to score downlow homosex with Guidos on Staten Island.

Tell Me how. Play by play bruh

Grindr should do the trick.

@r100, "Hey, yous guys, you want I should give yous a blowy?"

The subtle approach works every time

And convince them that it's not gay.

r12 here. I did find his restaurant, and no need for anyone here to give it bad Yelp reviews based on his attitude. There are already many bad reviews based on food and service.

R101, hot Italian guys like this aren’t on Grindr. In fact, none of my types are.

Staten Island is like a turd that New York is trying to pinch off.

Staten Island was suppose to be part of New Jersey, but New York lost the bet

I can *guarantee* if he’s on Grindr, he’s a bottom. Masculine tops no longer exist.

[quote]hot Italian guys like this aren’t on Grindr

😂

r107 Culturally it's a lot more New Jersey than New York.

^ 🤣🤣 ^

Yeah theys loaded with culture 😂

I think he’s totally hot but he would scare the hell out of everybody here in Seattle. Most everyone here is introverted dorky asian indian IT goofs with no personality.

He's physically hawt. Beautiful. The accent is not so bad. It's the affectation that's off-putting. He's playing a Guido. That's not authentic although he probably does it in his public persona all day.

He'd be more interesting if he became a little more introspective and tried to find out who he really is. But he's so caught up in family etc that's highly unlikely to happen.

R112, are there any hot buff guys in Seattle? Do Guys lift weights out there?

[quote] But he's so caught up in family

You’ve never met an Italian, have you? They’re all caught up in family.

I was thinking that too R113, that he puts on that persona in the restaurant for tourists and that his TikTok is just an extension.

Or puts it on to a degree, anyway.

Whadda all talkin' about? Get outa here

R113 & R116 - I know he seems over the top, but trust me - that’s how these guys genuinely are. I grew up on S.I. & still go there to visit my parents. Is it an affectation? Only as much as any of us conform to whatever class / culture norms we each unconsciously adopt from our upbringing & surroundings and choose to accept. Or more accurately, choose not to reject and work at changing.

Do you consider a heavy Southern accent a “put on”?There are tons of people on the Island with this type of affect and accent, men & women of all ages They tend to be brash, funny, materialist, loudly opinionated, right-wing, animated, emotional over rational, and not necessarily stupid; but not critical or curious thinkers. Like most people everywhere they are inherently provincial and very status conscious with the markers their groups values - (a Benz over a graduate degree, for example), The Wikipedia entry on his father says he’s had many ties to the mob, so this guy is just acting “normal” for the world he inhabits.

They can certainly be fun in small doses, but I got off the Island at 18 because I never fit in growing up. Mostly because of my personality type and innate curiosity about the wider world than anything else. But I believe who we fundamentally are is mostly an accident of our genetics at birth - Nurture can nudge Nature a bit one way or the other, but not too much.

This is from a few years ago, but I actually grew up with guys who spoke like this. Many young people still do.

How did Mr. Jost become so erudite?

^ They must have a classy neighborhood, Pete Davidson teases him all the time about his upper crust Staten Island roots

[Quote]How did Mr. Jost become so erudite?

Colin Jost went to a private a high school (St. Regis), then attended Harvard University afterwards. He's also from Grymes Hill, a fancy neighborhood on Staten Island.

So that’s how he didn’t get beat up everyday in high school?

I meant to post this one. But you get the idea.

BTW, the buildings behind this towards the water are the Stapleton housing projects. It depicts how the two neighborhoods can be so close-by, yet having two completely life realities.

Staten Island used to be where the rest of NYC dumped their garbage.

Having fun with the residents of Stapleton. This guy is performing card tricks for their amusement. I could see Colin Jost doing something like this, once he worked up his courage.

Adding that Jost's private high school was in Manhattan, not SI.

And in the world of Manhattan private schools was not considered the least bit fancy but the guys who went there were generally pretty grounded and usually fun to hang out with.

Here’s a strange Staten Island factoid, one of the finest collections of Tibetan Art outside Tibet resides there and even the Dali Lama has visited. There are dyed in the wool New Yorkers who have never set foot there, but the Dali Lama has visited.

Pete Davidson had the standard SI accent - not as thick as the kid in the video, and probably the most common. Plenty of people do have the thicker accent - listen to how most cops & fireman speak when interviewed on the news. Collin went into the city to a selective Catholic prep school & Harvard, and his parents are more educated than the norm, so for many reasons he sounds different.

Pete and this kid both use the animated “funny story / mild complain” mode of speaking, which again Is basically the default there - light, self-conscious banter in the normal mode of communication, unless the speaker is truly upset. I think that’s why he may seem like he’s doing a put-on to people not from around here - native outer boro New Yorkers have a natural way of speaking that is much more theatrical / performative than many other parts of the country.

Worked at Willowbrook State Hospital after the Geraldo(Jerry Rivers) expose, in an experimental B. Mod. Program for Grad. School. Got to know quite a few people there, one who I am friends with to this very day. Great people, real salt of the earth. Generous, helpful. loved em. Many older natives said how the bridge ruined the Island. The long unpredictable Ferry ride kept many from living there. They liked the isolation.. Many pristine beaches & nature before the bridges.

No, just 4, OP.

It’s the accent for me

He don’t got no accent!

He AIN’T got no accent!

Actual NYer..GTFOH!

Again, why is he in an unfinished and creepy basement?

[quote] Again, why is he in an unfinished and creepy basement?

I’m guessing you’ve never been to Staten Island?

Precisely

He puts me on brick 🧱

Ludvig here was raised and played high school football on Staten Island.

Dis nigga be fine as fuq!!!!

Staten Island King

I have recently found out about his background R140 and, while he is very handsome and well-endowed, he appears to be a bit of a sociopathic freak with a bizarre fixation with degraded old women, transsexuals and extremely effeminate, ugly twinks who supply him with both plenty of drugs and drama. He also appears to be psychotic in most of his posts on IG (he has about 10 different profiles), and is a complete mess.

As for Mr Criscitelli, I don't understand what is meant to be so exceptional about him. He looks like a slightly polished tamarro napoletano with a large dose of American prepotence - in Italy there are many better looking men who don't have a nasty attitude and busted noses. As it stands, he is rather ordinary Southern Italian underclass.

Total stud and my type. Wish there were more in manhattan

I can always go for a hot Italian, whether they have his SI accent or not

Flava

Hit Me, Hit Me with your Meat Stick!!

I think he's sexy as fuck but would tire of that personality very quickly.

Gay history: as recent as 25 years ago guys like, from the outer boros and supposedly especially Staten Island, would hustle at Julius in the Village. It was a big thing.

My type

Try one. You will be amazed at the hotness. The few I've had, maintain hardness after they come a few times, & then slap you in the face with that hard, high one.

Total fan here.

I wish Playgirl was still being published and they had a special edition titled- The Men Of Staten Island- who’d be posing FULL FRONTAL naked including the hunk in the video who would not only pose full frontal but with a BONER 🍆.

Are those kinds of guys ever gay, like openly gay?