Let's Be Trumpers that ruined their lives

I grew a beard and gained 100 pounds. I couldn't even escape to Mexico

I'm the vampire skeleton that helped HIM win the 2016 election. I was the first woman in history to run a successful presidential campaign, but people just want to talk about alternative facts and my failing marriage to a Sopranos extra.

I'ma cunt

I gave my elderly parents a fake virus because I went to a bike rally for ‘Merica during a fake plandemic.

But they really died anyway.

I'm the literal definition of this thread title.

I’m the housefrau who alienated my entire family by going full QAnon.

But they’ll be sorry when I’m proven right! It’ll totally be worth having destroyed my family to see their faces when the video of Hillary eating babies finally comes out!

I stormed the Capitol and ended up six feet under.

Thank God we got out

I'm the Congresswoman from northeast Georgia. He called me the prettiest blonde in politics (I did have three affairs with personal trainers). My people love me. I know what real Americans really want and want the Democrats to stop trying to have the one world order.

If you're not for the cause I will personally attack you in the Chamber. Listen to me on Steve Bannon podcast. That's where the truth is.

Every conversation I circle back to COVID, masks, and the liberal agenda. No one wants to talk to me anymore.

I’m the Republican Party who sided with this con man and are now getting split down the middle by him

I’m on my sixth DL account. I keep getting banned.

I’m just here to own the libs

Whatever they’re fer, I’m aginst!

I tried to extricate myself from the whole thing under the guise that Trump wasn't right-wing enough and didn't build the wall fast enough, but Trumpers turned on me and now there's no one left to buy my books.

I'm the snake that was really running the country the entire time. I love salads, jogging, and looking like a real boy.

[quote]W.W. Jacobs could not have written a better epic.

Nor Stephen King.

I'm the richest man in the world, and I've very nearly lost everything because Trump couldn't withdraw his nation from the organization designed to protect the world from despots like me. And now, I've really stepped in it as my plan backfired and now that organization is the strongest it's been in 30 years! It's just not fair. I'll have to go kill a few hundred thousand people.

I’m the solace to be taken in the fact that three Repugs are dying of Covid for every Democrat they take with them.

I’m sitting at home with an ankle bracelet furious that I’m about to be put on trial for storming the Capital on 1/6/21

I was just helping our president regain his birthright that was being stolen by voters!. Why is that a crime?

R17 wins

Everything Trump touches turns to shit, including Putin

President Trump said at the Stop the Steal rally that he would be "Right there, with us", but he left to go watch everything on tv.

Then, President Trump made a statement, telling us to "go home".

He gave rich, elite swamp dwellers pardons but none for us. None for me, after all I did for him.

I lost my job and now have a criminal record, since I participated in the activities on January 6th at the Capitol. My wife left me and took the kids. No one in town speaks to me. My mom cries all the time because she's embarrassed that I was involved in an "insurrection". My dad called me a "traitor" and disowned me.

I wish I was dead but I'm too big a pussy to kill myself.

I used to be one of the Belles of the UES. Now, I'm exiled to Jupiter Island with my fey Jewish husband, being a pariah.

R5. Look at this way Herman. You've got this beautiful award named after you. It is the most beautiful award you can receive. And..and...people do not have to do anything, I mean nothing, to get it. Who wants an award for do nothing? It is easy.

Actually, you walking nosejob/daddy-fucker, you were never the belle of anything after word got out you stole money from a child's cancer charity.

R24 !!

I'm a young, smart guy who went to Stanford undergrad and Yale Law school. I can do exactly what Obama did--be Senator for two years and then jump to the Presidency.

I should support insurrectionists because then I'll get their votes, right?!!

Maybe someone will buy my mug...

I'm the horse dewormer.

I'm Billy, the white house page, getting felt up by some drunken GOP closetcase. I'm telling!

I was too dumb to bother changing clothing that clearly identified who I am.

I had my Mom drive me to the Capitol on January 6th and posed for pictures with her, which were uploaded onto social media. My ex-girlfriend and my co-workers saw the pictures of us on the FBI.gov website and turned us both in. Now, we're both jobless and mom is turning tricks at the truckstop so we don't lose our trailer.

I'm my landlord's daughter. I don't believe in Covid, vaccinations or wearing masks. I brought Covid to Thanksgiving dinner and infected every single one of the 13 people who attended, including my dad who ended up dying from the Covid I gave him. And now my 60 year old mom who never worked a day in her life is screwed.

The lady who rents a house from my parents secretly thinks of Thanksgiving as "that time Donna killed her dad"

I'm all of the dead antivaxxers.

I'm a right-wing talk radio host. Trump told me Covid was a hoax. I am now owning the libs in the afterlife!

Hi, I'm Michael Cohen

I’m America’s mayor. Black hair dye running down my corpse like face.

I'm Herman Cain.

I'm the real First Lady. Daddy loves me very much. I am in every meeting with him. I am the favorite child. My Ken doll husband helps when he cans, but understands Daddy and I have a very very special relationship.

Hi, I'm Paul Manafort

I'm Dee Plorable on one of them there venty-lators. Mah lungs are shuttin' down cause they won't do whut Mr. Donald President Trump Sir said and stick a florescent light up muh asshole. I am now tryin' to breathe through mah lady-place.

I'm Lindsey Graham. I used to have a tiny shred of dignity. Not anymore, bitches!

I’m the average stupid person who voted for Trump because she wanted to own the libs

I’m astonished that my friends won’t talk to me anymore

I’m a faded somewhat macho Hollywood actor who can’t get parts anymore. I can’t even get noticed anymore, except when I shitpost Repug talking points. Then people pay attention again!

I miss attention.

We're Diamond & Silk, showing desperation to get noticed and have deplorables send us money. Our chosen topic nowadays is Hunter Biden. Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy, keeps us afloat.

R7 already did it but that crazy chick sticks in my mind. At least she was in a poly relationship so her bereaved husband still has the side piece.

I love bear meat.

Hi, I'm Ricky Shiffer!

I'm one of the US Generals who fucked my legacy by joining this douche's administration. I'll write a book and try to recover but I hung around too long, through too much shit.

Here's another one. Drove his car into a barricade by the US Capitol, then kills himself before Capitol Police can arrest him

Every idiot that showed up on 1/6 and stormed the Capitol because “Trump told me to.” They’re being hunted down, prosecuted and jailed one by one. One guy in my area, a retired cop, was just sentenced to 7 years.

And guess what? Their hero, the one they showed up for, isn’t paying any of their legal bills.

Wingnut who made death threat against Biden, Alvin Bragg, and others

I'm thousands upon thousands of DEAD ANTI-VAXXERS.

[quote] Now, we're both jobless and mom is turning tricks at the truckstop so we don't lose our trailer.

To be fair, your mom was doing that before she'd even heard of Trump. Why do you think you've never met your father?

I'm living on Social Security, but when Mr. Trump said he needed my money to Make America Great Again so I sent him everything. Now I'm living in my son's spare room. His wife is ready to leave him and take the kids, but I just want to send President Trump more money to save this country from the Mexicans.

I'm a PATRIOT, not a TERRORIST!

[quote]I'm thousands upon thousands of DEAD ANTI-VAXXERS.

And we're their kids...

But don't you shed any tears for us, you pansy-assed snowflake WOKESTERS. We're just as deplorable, we've survived multiple covid variants, and we'll probably be around for many more decades.

And we're BREEDING LIKE FLIES.

See you on Election Day!

R55 I refuse to believe that.

The 18 chuds who just got indicted with him

Let them ruin their own lives -just stop fucking ruining OUR lives!!

I’m the coal-rollin’, flag flyin’, truck-ownin’ moron who’s doin’ my bit for freedom by gunnin’ my truck all the way through Coos Bay, Oregon’s main street because deliberately altering the engine so it belches black crap into the ocean air just owns all those fuckin’ lib tourists who’re slowin’ traffic to a crawl on US 101 all year long, except once the rains start.

I'm the fools who keep sending the "smart business man" money.

I still have my ostrich coat .

I'm the Wolverine Watchmen from the Gretchen Whitmer Kidnapping plot. If you could call it a plot or anything but a total clusterfuck.

Owning the Libs in Michigan turned out to be harder than we thought.

Bad boys.

I'm Ineitha Lynnette Hardaway (November 25, 1971 – January 8, 2023), formerly of Diamond and Silk. I adored Trump, hung on his every word, and now I'm dead as a result of a bioweapon being sprayed into the air. That's how Silk tells it anyway.

R62 I hope Gretchen would have a shot at the presidency but it’s a pipe dream. We need more people like her serving the public.

Peter Navarro

I'm Eric Trump and I got thrown under the bus

I'm the people who took hydroxychloroquine

Hi, I'm John Eastman and I was disbarred

I have seen you in that very place, R59! You’re the guy whose hand-made bumpersticker says BLACK SMOKE MATTERS, aren’t you?!

No more sex for Sergeant Miles.

I’m Sidney Powell and these days I need something a lot stronger than Dr. Pepper.

I'm the gay pron star who hates libtard fags.

More like Trump has ruined your life, OP.

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell of lumpy pillow fame. I'm broke now