I’m the jungle juice. I contain kool aid, Mountain Dew, roofies, and a few secret ingredients.
Let’s be a college frat party
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 18, 2022 3:14 PM |
I’m the alcohol enemas.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 9, 2022 3:48 PM |
My only references are 80s frats. I'm Rick James or Talking Heads, depending on how hip the frat was.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 9, 2022 3:54 PM |
I'm the drunken slut running a train for a group of frat brothers in a room upstairs.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 9, 2022 3:57 PM |
I'm R3's unreconstructed (unreconstructable) fetishism.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 9, 2022 4:04 PM |
I’m the rapist.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 9, 2022 4:10 PM |
I'm the ODP. The open door policy, meaning don't close the door while you piss.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 9, 2022 4:11 PM |
I’m the secretive homoerotic encounters laughed off as drunken antics.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 9, 2022 4:14 PM |
I'm the closeted member waiting for after midnight to go into brojob mode.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 9, 2022 4:36 PM |
I'm the bro working the door to screen out GDI trash. Sorry, losers!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 9, 2022 4:38 PM |
I'm the pledge of another fraternity, wearing the hosts' greek letters, claiming to be from a neighboring chapter. I'll return to "the house" with our rival's chapter flag or composite and be hoisted shoulder-high, drunk off my ass in an hour.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 9, 2022 5:31 PM |
I'm the voice in the head of the jock trying not to make eye contact, "I'm straight. I'm straight." Two minutes after he tries G, the voice will change to, "I'm fucked up and I'M HORNY!"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 9, 2022 6:40 PM |
I’m these people peaking. The rest of their lives they’ll reminisce endlessly about these days. It’s all downhill from here.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 18, 2022 3:04 PM |
I’m the big winter jackets all the freshmen show up in to steal beers for later.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 18, 2022 3:06 PM |
I’m the Boom Boom room.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 18, 2022 3:09 PM |
I'm the closed sliding glass door the drunk sophomore girl walked through.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 18, 2022 3:14 PM |