What’s the best compliment you’ve ever gotten during/after sex?

Thanks for leaving so quickly.

I left an extra $5 on the dresser.

“I’ve never cum handsfree before.”

Breakfast that isn't grudging

Thank you for not blocking the television.

My brother and I once saw Shirley Hemphill doing a comedy act in Manhattan in 1988. She told a funny story about having sex with her hubby. After they were done with sex he was watching tv and said to her- WOMAN GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY FACE!

Shirley replied- It wasn't fat ten minutes ago.

That I am fucking sexy.

My poosey almost as tight as Ivanka's, he say.

You remind me of Ashley Wilkes!

"You're in deep."

You feel as just as good as my mom.

You give better blow jobs then your dad

You bottom like a real datalounger.

"I am finished now"

“Goddamn, I wasn’t expecting that!”

"That's it?!"

"Damn, I wasn’t expecting that!”

He was a 20 yo SMU student. We hooked up Craigslist. He came to my apartment. Be barely made it in the door and I started fucking him. First time. He came but never touched his cock.

I wasn't expecting that either.

One guy told me he couldn’t cum from getting sucked, but did when I ducked him.

One guy offered to pay me, but I declined. We hooked up many more times, at the hospital where he worked, & yes there’s actually a sex lounge like on some of the medical shows!

"That was fucking great! Let's do it again sometime..."

^^I've heard stories about sex lounges in hospitals. Tell me more. I'll start a new thread...

"You have the hottest cock ever" or "That was the best sex of my life" or "That was the most intense orgasm I've ever had."

"Ve gettings married. I leave ring on dresser in envelope with cash."

Is so romantics I could gag.

A guy offered me 5000 for sex. He was old and I didn't really need the money so I said no

"Lets fuck again right now" .

Stay, baby. I have more coke.

A jolly and hung Chinese fuckbuddy cooked me a meal. I've had this happened before, especially lovers or boyfriends, but it was really sweet and fun when a mere fuckbuddy did it with such cheer

He asked me to marry him. The think was, he was serious and it ruined the relationship.

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[quote]A jolly and hung Chinese fuckbuddy

Uh huh...

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Nobody has ever taken my cock for three straight hours.

"If this is getting fucked, I have NO idea what my Dad's been doing!"

R31 Three hours??!! Who fucks for three hours. Unless your rest in between.

Before sex this slim , good looking guy at a bathhouse walks into my room introduces himself, shakes my hand , asks my name then says- You're beautiful. Let me know if you'd like me to come by later.

It was the nicest most complimentary thing anyone EVER said to me. I was so high from the compliment I was ready to leave the bathhouse- I never ended up having sex with him nor seeing him again that night. Oh well.

I was really hot for this guy I was cruising at a bar, who I could tell had no interest in me. I didn't care. I wore him down. Finally, I'm walking him home. (I'm a very modest dresser, btw). We get to his place. I pull off my oversized sweatshirt, pull down my jeans. He looked at my entire body with the lust I'd been craving for all evening. "Fuck! I had no idea you were hiding that!".

R35- I guess you were mistaken about him having NO interest in you.

‘If you ever see me on the street and I’m with my husband just keep walking. Don’t say hello’.

That was the best tasting cum I ever swallowed, and I've swallowed a lot!

"I'd be honored to be seen with you." Ah these Parisians.

“I didn’t think I could have sex anymore until I met you. I thought I’d lost my sex drive.”

He also said something so incredibly touching that I can’t repeat it. It’s too personal.

A fb had me kneel on a soft armchair, facing away from him.

He growled/sighed, “That PERFECT ass…!”

“I feel like I should pay you”

Is it In yet?

This thread is also known as “and then I woke up.”

I heard him on the phone saying “oh, that boy can Foxtrot!”

“At least you’re not as godawful as Troll 5943.”

I was 31 and making out with a cute, big-cocked 19-year-old Latino college student from the university where I taught music (no, he wasn't my student). He was a fantastic kisser, probably the best I've ever had to this day. He slid my shorts down and cupped my balls while his tongue was in my mouth. I was so hard and aroused that I came hands-free, launching 11 high shots of cum, the first of which hit me square in the eye.

He told me that was the most glorious thing he'd ever seen and that I should be in porn.

R47- Where did you watch that video?- on Xhamster or Xvideos

"Today was 20% off!"

"At your age, you couldn't possibly be a virgin... could you?"

Thanks to my daily kegels I fooled another one!

It never took me so long to cum.

I've been told I'm sexy a few times. I don't consider myself sexy so it's nice to hear.

I get told a lot how great I am at oral.

“You don’t sweat much for a fat girl!”

Hmmm. That’s really private and personal, OP.

R54-You're boring.

R54 It's anonymous, you twit!

You kinky mother fucker...

R48 – I'm dead serious, that actually happened. It even surprised me because I'm a regular guy and not some smoldering stallion; in fact, people say I look a lot like Rick Steves, the travel guru.

I had ended a nine-year relationship prior to that, and this student was the first guy I'd dated and gone to bed with after more than a year of grieving for that loss. We'd had this ongoing flirtation in the halls of the university for several months until a mutual friend sort of set us up. He was such an incredible kisser that I figured he'd had a lot of experience; I didn't know until after the first time I topped him that he'd never even been fucked before.

Presently, I'm married, having paired up monogamously with my husband more than 14 years ago. I recently received add requests on FB and Instagram from the student I described above and told him I wished him well but that I don't maintain ties with exes.

[R48] – I'm dead serious, that actually happened. It even surprised me because I'm a regular guy and not some smoldering stallion; in fact, people say I look a lot like Rick Steves, the travel guru.

I had ended a nine-year relationship prior to that, and this student was the first guy I'd dated and gone to bed with after more than a year of grieving for that loss. We'd had this ongoing flirtation in the halls of the university for several months until a mutual friend sort of set us up. He was such an incredible kisser that I figured he'd had a lot of experience; I didn't know until after the first time I topped him that he'd never even been fucked before.

Presently, I'm married, having paired up monogamously with my husband more than 14 years ago. I recently received add requests on FB and Instagram from the student I described above and told him I wished him well but that I don't maintain ties with exes.

"...the best sex I ever had" - Marla Maples to Donald Trump. Epilogue. Trump divorced her after she was discovered having sex with the chauffeur by a New Jersey State Trooper.

"I almost came that time..."

"He also said something so incredibly touching that I can’t repeat it. It’s too personal."

Can you at least hint at it or paraphrase it? It would be so lovely to read a feel-good story on DL for a change!

Sex with you was a Kafkaesque experience.

Where did a nice Sicilian girl like you learn to do things like that?

You’re money’s on the dresser Chocolate.

I used to date a porn actor (not star) who swore he couldn't cum from getting sucked. I persisted and made him squirt like crazy. That's when he said he wanted to start dating seriously. I had a perfect, delicious dick...

"Oh God, my wife won't do that!"

I was a real slut and can't tell you how many times I heard that.

You reek of only...slight desperation today.

your pussy smells like cigars

‘Are you a virgin?’

A genuine question from a guy while rimming me

"Can I validate your parking?"

I felt so spoiled!!!

Apparently I have a hockey player's ass.

The dude that said it passed out immediately after fucking me, so I didn't get any cuddling, but I appreciated the compliment anyway.

Black guys got nothing on you!

“Just for this moment, I love you”- Married guy after fucking me senseless.

“We ARE doing this again, right??”

“You’re once. Twice. THREE times a lady.”

Is this a serious question?

But I guess the best was when I was an undergrad (19 y.o.), a grad student (who's in his late 30s) praised my stamina.

"You are wild." - exact words lol

Wpw! You're really passionate sexually. (And no, I'm not a screamer/moaner)

"My God, you’re a machine!" - from my all time favorite bottom FB. We live in different cities now, but still talk all the time.

RUN!

Not that I want to despirit those of you who have succeeded in making a guy cum hands-free or made him cum sucking him off - please continue the good work! - but I have to share a story from a mostly straight guy who would be 110 by now that cracked me up. He was an opera singer back in his day, buffo tenor, cute but not good-looking as such, not famous. He managed to get tenure at a university decades later, that's how I met him. He was also a manipulative and narcissist piece of shit, albeit very entertaining. He once told me he used to have the most fun in his hayday when he spread the rumor that he was impotent. His shtick was telling the women crushing on him that he really wasn't that much into sex and that he had problems getting it up, didn't like to be sucked off etc. The result was premeditated: The confession deterred no one, but the ladies made it their mission to fix him. They tried extra hard and felt very special and accomplished when there was no sign of impotence to be felt. As he put it, it was a win-win game. There was never a shortage of volunteers. Oh and another side to it might be that it takes a lot of pressure from you to perform in a certain way and you can relax, which will result in a better experience.

"I think of you often when I jerk off."

"You have the most perfect cock."

"I love your cock."

BEST. LOAD. EVER.

"Your head, my foot".

**SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!**

Two, from 20-year-affair.

Met up with him one afternoon early on. Knew he'd had sex with his wife in the a.m. He said, "It ain't the same!"

Another time in the middle of things he expressed the thought that it was what Heaven must be like.

But mostly, actions spoke more loudly.

"I may have had better, but I've certainly had worse."

My God, you're straight out of the best porn!

A note ‘Is $250 enough?” And a wad of cash.

“Your crabs were worth it”

Virst time we fuk he say, “Thank you for not laughing at my ridiculously tiny dick.” And he tip extra…

my husband. I was on top and he said 'god, i love your body' just before he shot a load - i'm 58 and don't have a nice body anymore.

"You're a firecracker."

^fucked someone’s grampa

no, I'm a bottom

"You have the best mouth."

"Your cum is sweet."

"You have a beautiful body. I wanna fuck you again."

"I don't know which is better. Me sucking you, or you sucking me."

That I give the best head he’s ever had. Heard that a few times. I’ve always loved to suck cocks.

"God, you're tight!"

"I have never been so deliciously fucked".

[quote]"Oh God, my wife won't do that!"

R67 Won't do that or CAN'T do that?

This is Best $20 I spend all week on shore leave!

There were three that were memorable.

1. A guy told me that I had a "perfect hole" after fucking me and we became fuck buddies for about a year.

2. Same guy snapped a picture of my ass for his personal spank bank. Wonder if he still uses it every now and then.

3. Another guy made me cum before he did, so he got me to squat in front of him so he could stare at my hole while he shot his load because he said my hole turned him on.

I have no idea what makes my hole so special, but I'll accept the compliments.

She reserved a Uhaul at the end of our FIRST date!

^ ( Oh! And there was plenty of scissoring on that date! )

I don't understand scissoring. It sounds like too much work to reach orgasm.

R105- Finding just the right thing to masturbate to on the internet is too much work sometimes.

r105 = gayling

R106 Agreed but I don't understand why women don't eat each other to orgasm. We like blow jobs and for them the clit is a magic spot. Again, scissoring sounds like too much work.

No one really does it much - it’s just something men like to fantasize about.

Your check cleared.

R111 Thanks Mr. Obvious. We know what it is.

Is that the Lesbian equivalent of 69?

That's a sweet story, R92

[quote]a mostly straight guy

Is that like being mostly pregnant?

You fuck just like your father.

R113 No. Eating each other is more like 69.

You're the daintiest belle in all of fair Charleston!

A college student I met on Craigslist came by. I was 50yo. He wasn't all that great looking but cute enough. I pulled him in the door and started fucking him right there on the floor. He came without touching his cock. He said, "that was amazing."

Hear hear r106

I don't need drugs anymore.

[quote]"He also said something so incredibly touching that I can’t repeat it. It’s too personal."

[quote]Can you at least hint at it or paraphrase it? It would be so lovely to read a feel-good story on DL for a change!

For you r62. An abbreviated version. And it made me cry. It may not do the same for you.

His father passed away before we met. He told me a lot about him and how close they were. He sounded like an absolutely incredible guy. He said he felt sorry I’d never meet him, but also that he felt like he was watching over him and he already knew and he “sent” me his way.

That's awfully nice for him to have said and for you to have heard and the both of you to have felt. Have a nice day, pal.

"I never knew it could be like this"

"Oh my God"

"Don't pull out yet. Stay in a little longer" - after cumming

"I can still feel you inside me" - the next day after fucking

Your ass is tighter than my wife's pussy. And slicker.

A fuckbuddy I was blowing: "Wow, it feels like 2 guys are sucking my dick right now!" The same guy, another day: " I haven't had great sex like this for a long time." But he was so sexy, hunky and well hung that it was easy to be "inspired". Too bad I lost sight of him. 😬

"Damn, you've got a hot mouth."

Your mouth feels like a warm pussy.

'You could turn anybody into a top.'

[quote] Your mouth feels like a warm pussy.

Eeeewww! That's a compliment?

Best sex ever!

Oom...erm...down't remembah, too menny lads ave sed stoof to me abowt how mooch they loike it when they're insoide...and if oim honnist oi down't reallay lissun to the deetiles. Not wot oim there for, ya get me?

Is it in yet ?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

referring to my cock

R132 No one is going to read that badly written post. Writing in dialect is a gift.

The bottom I had topped exclaiming "That was a good fuck!"

Thank you, r122. I'm a goner for any father and son stories.

"Years from now, when you speak of this, and you will, be kind,"

R122: "He said he felt sorry I’d never meet him, but also that he felt like he was watching over him and he already knew and he “sent” me his way."

So, the ghost of his dad watched as you two boned?

"Your snoring didn't put me off for a second. Thank you!"

I bought the paper bag for your head this time.

You're an animal!

"I love being gay!"

It was a great compliment because of how good the sx we had was

They compared me to Marlon Brando

They compared me to Alice Ghostley!

Your jizz is sweet.

“You have a big, beautiful dick.”

“You do have a hot ass”.

“You mean there’s more?” After I told my Asian dentist fuck buddy that I was only half way in.

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