Straight men who keep their hands in their pockets…

What is it about this site that attracts so many mentally ill people?

More likely they are trying not to get a boner

It’s true. Does anybody dispute this?

Watch next time. You’ll see that it’s true. They are so insecure about their manhood yet they stare at boobies all day through girls shirts.

They need to man up and be proud of what they have. Stop hiding the print.

When I see a guy with his hands in his pocket at the urinals, it's because he's so big it hangs down at the right angle all by itself.

I do not hold the door for these people especially. I am man enough to show my print while I open the door and you should be too.

If you have something in your hands, that’s one thing, but I’m not going to help them hide their tiny junk while they stare at girls chests all day.

R4 that has nothing to do with this. Completely unrelated.

Do you have anything to share on the topic at hand?

Straight men are so insecure until the reach about 35 or so then they stop caring altogether. Total slobsville for the majority.

I would say, on the whole, straight men are 5-10 times more insecure as straight women. They stare in the mirror all day and wish they were taller or stronger but mostly they want a larger penis. They stare at their tiny meat and beg the gods, please, if you would only make me bigger, I will do anything.

At least with gay men, if you are small you can do other things. And if you’re a bottom then it really doesn’t matter at all.

But with straight guys, it’s all or nothing.

pocket pool is a sport and an addiction

I think it has to do with the distorted perception that everyone else is huge but them.

Just relax dude, confidence is sexy and will override many shortcomings. Be proud of your print. It’s what makes you, you.

I feel bad for straight guys. They can’t express their insecurities using words. Its ok to feel small down there. It takes all kinds.

R9 wrong thread

Of course I mean when they are standing up or especially when they walk they do this.

Every guy coming in and out of the gym these days pulls this crap. Using the elbows or hips to open doors so that the hands NEVER leave the pockets.

This is a standing up/walking phenomenon. Not a sitting one

What if women walked around all day going out of their way to cover and conceal their breast to the point of not being able to open doors.

How would the men handle that?

Well?

R1, it’s really just a single mentally ill troll who seems to be either a shut in or with one of those do-nothing jobs.

It typically:

1) bumps threads (can’t do that anymore) 2) shitposts 3) posts self-hating gay posts 4) posts the worst kind of anti-straight trollbait like this 5) posts alt-right propaganda (its most common method)

Hahaha

Hit ignore and the thread all but disappears.

I've got one hand in my pocket...

I think women should tape their boobs down until they boys just let it hang.

Or they can stop wearing revealing pants.

But trying to pull of the athletic look and then hiding the weenie is a joke. I always roll my eyes really dramatically so they know that at least they aren’t fooling me.

I keep my hands in my pockets because sometimes my hands are cold. It has nothing to do with dick size you twit.

R6 types 🔥nellie prissssssssspot 🔥

R19 haven’t you ever heard of gloves?

How are these guys supposed to be such big strong masculine saviors but they can’t take a little wind on the hands? Are their delicate little fingers going to fall off? Are they made of porcelain?

Straight guys are such pussies.

R1, lol, thank you

I suspect that it's only been since the internet has featured lots of dicks, and self selecting, those dicks are usually large - ditto porn - that has many straight men thinking about size.

Prior to that I don't think they ever thought much about size except for some sightings maybe in a locker room. They may have seen the difference but I don't think they obsessed about it.

They had everything they wanted. Why would they think the size of their dicks mattered for success? It's not as if the majority of them were all about pleasing a woman rather than just getting off with a few pumps. For which you don't need a big dick.

Now GAY men, that's another story.

Or, maybe I need to chat with some older straight men.

Is this only white guys doing this?

Start paying attention to this phenomenon and report back. Many of you are clueless as usual.

R23 can you speak for yourself.

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Tik Tok is a new app where the only profiles that get any likes have barley sheathed penises.

I think it’s made all the straight men insecure about their micro meat.

What a shame. I guess they will have to use their personalities instead.

some guys use their pockets for public masturbation. they've been doing it since childhood.

During the pandemic, their hands are in Pockets because they don't want to get germs on their hands. Or maybe their big strong manly hands are just cold. Either way, it does not bother me. I like big strong hands, a small hard penis is fine too. I do not have penis biases. Hard and tasty and does the trick.

Guys put their hands in Pockets to accentuate their beefy juicy asses. The hands fill the front Fabric, stretching the rear fabric forward, thus the idea, "look at my fine gym ass". :-)

Google former Saints kicker Thomas Moorestead, and see him I'm sweats with hands in pockets. Very beefy juicy ass. Yum. Thus why men put their hands in pockets. :-)

^^^Thomas Morstead^^^

The guys with big dicks don’t pull this crap. They are proud of their “front yard”.

A friend of mine can tell a man’s size without removing his clothes. It’s a rare art. He has 100% accuracy. And has been at it a while. I have learned so much from him. Straight guys love him. Gay guys love him. He is so sexy and get all the dick he could ever want. He throws me his left overs and takes pity on me. But I have so much more to learn.

R36

Ok, this is just getting stupid. You can’t tell a man’s size through his pants unless he’s erect or a show-er.

Most men are growers. My dick is small when flaccid but big when erect. I’m not typically erect in public. Sometimes I do get a boner I can’t control when looking at guys’ asses.

I think you're missing a very important point OP.

There are some men who are absolutely huge and are embarrassed by their genitalia. Some of these men will put their hands in their pockets to hide the vulgarity of their bulging trunks in public spaces. And younger men tend to do this to hide obvious boners. We've all done that when you tuck your dick into your underwear waistband, or stuff your hands in your pockets to hide your bulge. Doing this from tiny dick embarrassment is new to me. It seems if you were THAT self-conscious about it, it's easy enough to wear less revealing clothes.

R18 breast’s and penises are not equivalents. Penises and vaginas are. Breasts are baby feeding devices and equivalent to guy-tits. Except they can feed babies.

They don't want you to "thuck their big cawk gurlfriend"

These comments are just….plain stupid.

I’m noticing this more and more. These are the same guys who stare at womens boobies all day and then have the nerve to try and hide their little noodles when walking down the street.

OP, how very dare they hide their vpl from an insatiable crotchwatcher like you!

OP lifts up her caftan in public, licks her lips, and says, "yum" a lot.

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[quote]What if women walked around all day going out of their way to cover and conceal their breast to the point of not being able to open doors.

*crossed arms over boobs*

what was that?!

(get the fuck over yourself stupid as fuck straight cunt)

I am certainly not the least bit straight but I seem to have my hands in my pockets all the time. I think it comes from my mother scolding me when I was little not to touch things in stores, I found if my hands were in my pockets I was less likely to touch all the breakables in the stores.

This is really a thing if you clueless dolts would pay attention.

Be proud of your print.

Let that thing dangle. Don’t be insecure. Nature comes in all shapes and sizes. Let it hang.

Free Willy!

They are afraid of being judged by there little willies but think about how women must feel 24/7. That’s what I’m getting at.

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with OP's theory. I'm not straight, but I'm comfortably above average in the dick department. If I'm just standing around, I either have my arms crossed, leaning on something, holding on to my luggage, holding a drink in my hand, sticking my hands in to my pockets - anything but just standing there with both my seemingly lifeless arms dangling by my side like a creepy zombie freak.

And what of straight women who do the same?

I say that all women should cover their boobs until roe vs wade is back on the books.

I love this stupid little thread. It brings a smile to my face. It reminds me of the randomness of the Yellow Skin Troll (whatever happened to him?) This thread forces your hand to take an opinion on a subject you previously never even knew existed.

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Of all the wacko things to think about.

You can’t show a limp wrist if your hands are in your pockets.

Op sounds like a troll. Don’t feed him.

Troll

[quote] if you were THAT self-conscious about it, it's easy enough to wear less revealing clothes.

R38 huh, y’wot? ‘Warin’ *less*, didjow sai? Whoy? Nowwun can sey moy arse proppulay, in baggy garms.

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