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"Oh Blossom, You're so Beautiful!"

Actresses who we are told are rapturously beautiful by characters on their TV shows, even though no one in their right mind would call them attractive in real life.

by Anonymousreply 26September 3, 2022 2:51 PM

Elisabeth "Hatchet Face" Moss

by Anonymousreply 1January 28, 2022 8:24 AM

Blanche Devereaux was stunning in her own mind.

by Anonymousreply 2January 28, 2022 8:25 AM

Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City is good example.

Every man in New York wanted to fuck the sinewy, horse-faced Carrie. It only became more ridiculous one SJP became a producer and the show went on. By the time the first film was made they included a ludicrously fawning fashion spread scene for her in which Samantha was made to smile approvingly by the photographer (No wonder Kim wanted to quit). In the second film they had her hail a cab by extending her leg out.

I'll also nominate Lucille Ball and Doris Day, both of whom kept being referred to as "young lady" and "girl" on their respective '60s/'70s sitcoms. The worst was an episode of the execrable THE DORIS DAY SHOW in which she has to go undercover as an exotic dancer or something. There's an audition scene in which the lecherous casting director tells a woman two decades Doris' junior that she looks too old for the job. Then Doris comes up (in Vaseline smeared close-up) and he immediately hires her. This scene is played totally straight.

by Anonymousreply 3September 3, 2022 11:23 AM

Donna on 90210 was a famous one.

by Anonymousreply 4September 3, 2022 11:28 AM

If this thread wasn't limited to television series I'd include just about every Barbra Streisand film I've ever seen. My favorite was Nuts. The judge, lawyers, and parents kept referring to Babs as a girl. She was 45.

by Anonymousreply 5September 3, 2022 11:33 AM

Not TV, but Olivia Coleman in "The Lost Daughter." Everyone kept telling her how beautiful she was and how she looked much younger than she really was. Olivia Coleman? Really? It was laughable.

by Anonymousreply 6September 3, 2022 11:34 AM

"Aw, comeon, Julie, ya know you're a knockout."

by Anonymousreply 7September 3, 2022 11:35 AM

[quote]Young lady!

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 8September 3, 2022 11:45 AM

Erin Moran on Happy Days bagging out of her league Scott Baio

by Anonymousreply 9September 3, 2022 11:46 AM

Did someone call me?

by Anonymousreply 10September 3, 2022 11:48 AM

What about Cricket the 1980s teen model, later Christine defense attorney, on Y&R. IRL the daughter of the soap's writers. Nepotism at it's finest.

by Anonymousreply 11September 3, 2022 11:51 AM

Dustin Hoffman as alter ego Tootsie was fighting them off with a stick.

by Anonymousreply 12September 3, 2022 11:54 AM

[quote]"Aw, comeon, Julie, ya know you're a knockout."

Gee Mom, you're gorgeous too!

All the men of Indianapolis think you're a 10!

by Anonymousreply 13September 3, 2022 11:56 AM

[quote]Not TV, but Olivia Coleman in "The Lost Daughter." Everyone kept telling her how beautiful she was and how she looked much younger than she really was. Olivia Coleman? Really? It was laughable.

Yeah. That didn't carry over well from the source novel, where she was a beautiful Italian woman.

by Anonymousreply 14September 3, 2022 11:59 AM

[quote]Dustin Hoffman as alter ego Tootsie was fighting them off with a stick.

Ah tosh, that old bawbag could nae hold a candle to my womanly charms!

by Anonymousreply 15September 3, 2022 12:00 PM

Megyn Kelly with her over-processed hair, collapsed nostrils, and batshit crazy right-wing views.

by Anonymousreply 16September 3, 2022 12:03 PM

R3: IT was a generational things, esp. for unmarried women to be a "girl", "one of the girls", etc.---think "The Golden Girls". The male counterpart was the use of diminutives well into adulthood---Mickey for Michael, Ricky for Richard or Frederick. Still, Lucy laid it on thick with her show, esp. as she was getting into Mame/"vaseline as a cinematography technique" territory. Day was sold to us as a femme fatale even when her contemporaries were playing mothers (Donna Reed) or a more mature version of a love interest (Eva Marie Saint) and she probably had trouble shaking the image, much as she was always covering up the freckles.

by Anonymousreply 17September 3, 2022 12:22 PM

R5- That’s because they were all NUTS 🥜.

by Anonymousreply 18September 3, 2022 12:46 PM

R12- One of those men was OBESE and the other was OVER THE HILL- none were in any way attractive.

by Anonymousreply 19September 3, 2022 12:48 PM

Lens Dunham owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 20September 3, 2022 12:53 PM

Lens Dunham on GIRLS 👧- her second boyfriend was good looking ( unlike the first) and she ultimately rejects him.

That episode where she has sex with the slim good looking doctor who’s lusting after her- 🤣

by Anonymousreply 21September 3, 2022 12:53 PM

EJ on Days of our Lives, especially when he was played by James Scott, finding the fairly average Sami Brady the most captivating woman on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 22September 3, 2022 12:59 PM

The new League of Their Own series has a lead old enough to be the mother of a player and in one episode the chaperone tells the players she is indisposed because she has her period. She’s about 65. I’ve noticed stuff. Like that more and more frequently on TV and in movies, lately.

Telling someone who isn’t beautiful that they are beautiful could just be a realistic reflection of real life, where that happens all the time. Every bride, every HS grad gets told she is beautiful, but most aren’t.

Obvious mis-casting is different. Olivia Coleman in The Lost Daughter is probably the most egregious example, ever. Tory Spelling in 90210 and Moss in Handmaid’s Tale are not so mis-cast that the plot lines don’t make sense but, yes, agree.

by Anonymousreply 23September 3, 2022 1:02 PM

Annalise.

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by Anonymousreply 24September 3, 2022 1:36 PM

[quote]Obvious mis-casting is different. Olivia Coleman in The Lost Daughter is probably the most egregious example, ever. Tory Spelling in 90210 and Moss in Handmaid’s Tale are not so mis-cast that the plot lines don’t make sense but, yes, agree.

Wait a second, my daddy told me I got that part based solely on my own talent...do you mean...OMG, my whole life has been a lie.

by Anonymousreply 25September 3, 2022 1:37 PM

I haven't seen Handmaid's Tale, but Mad Men handled Moss the right way. She was well cast. The character wasn't extremely beautiful or sexy, and everyone knew it (Joan: "You're the new girl, and you're not much"), although she was presentable and could be cute. The guys around her age who pursued her (Pete, Abe, Stan, and various minor ones) made sense.

by Anonymousreply 26September 3, 2022 2:51 PM
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