Teen planned to kill jogger, keep victim's body in closet 'to play with,' deputies say

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You're an idiot, op.

At least learn how to post a fucking pic of the person you're talking about.

And yeah, he looks like a fucking psycho.

Nice one, op.

He has such bad skin for an 18-year-old.

Idiot tried to blind the victim by spraying Axe deodorant into their eyes? That was his plan? Next level of stupid. Also, why did he admit everything to the police?

He has pretty eyes.

Is he looking at me?

Is he special?

I'm Barron.

[quote]When Jeffrey was about 16, he thought of a fantasy where he rendered a male jogger that he found attractive unconscious and then made use of his body. Then, to make good on that, he hid in the bushes with a baseball bat and laid in wait for him. However, on that particular day, the jogger did not show up.

[quote] That was his plan? Next level of stupid. Also, why did he admit everything to the police?

He's 18.

[quote]Is he special?

No, just you average Florida man.

He has the look of a clinical imbecile. Apparently he is not aware that a dead body starts to rot very quickly.

Well now he and his cellmate can play 23 hours a day. Perfect match.

The internet has raised fucking animals!

So the jogger was male?? Does this horny psycho not realize he can find a cumdump that will let him do whatever he wants to their holes? This is why not having craigslist personals around anymore is bad for society.

You should lobby Congress, R15.

I wanna see a picture of the jogger

We ALL do. Will he have to appear shirtless at the trial, wearing only a pair of skimpy nylon shorts? I hope the kid's attorney will try slut-shaming the victim.

He's not good looking from either angle.

[quote]He has pretty eyes.

He has crazy eyes. FTFY

He’s a young top rose. To the many cock craving bottoms here that is enough!

A- for effort.

R22 And, at least he had goals.

It’s just hard to believe this can happen in 2022.

[quote] It’s just hard to believe this can happen in 2022.

Why? Do you believe our society is getter better with each year?

R25, there should have been signs and they most likely were ignored for him to fall through the cracks this badly.

You're adorable R24/R26!

You forgot to sign yourself as "Ethan Crumbley's Mom," r27.

Please tell us more about yourself! You sound like you were available on dating apps, so dish! There are LOTS of sociopaths looking for like-minded hookups all over SM and you must have been THE prize honeytrap, for some reason.

SURELY there is a complete film of the whole, fascinating encounter, to be taken from some nearby nosy neighbor's "security" camera? We demand video!!

JIMMMAAYYYY!!!

Is the jogger make or female?

He looks like a 21st century Darby Crash

It’s a perv!

It’s insane!

It’s…

COCOA MAN!!!

He looks like an incel. Seems about right.

How did he manage to acquire the supple skin of a meth addict 30 years older?

34 replies and not one word about Donny Sullivan, the apparent star of the news video? You bitchez are slipping.

Gorgeous 😍 and couldn't remember the word "blanket". Just my type!

"What do you call it? Blanket?"

The bottoms are resorting to desperate measured. The National Guard needs to parachute 🪂 in Tops!

This kid has MAJOR crazy eyes.

This kid has MAJOR crazy eyes.

Remember when serial killer stalkers used to be old guys preying upon young guys?

Now it's the reverse..

Mama! Some new cage meat for ya!

What's with that eyewitness' dangly left earring? Is it 1983?

WTF? I am glad he was caught before he became the next Jeffery Dahmer.

Here's the audio of the 911 call placed by the jogger.

R42 Since he killed no one, he's going to be out in the streets soon again. He will probably take this experience to better his methods next time he tries that in the future. Unfortunately he'll probably be on the news again.

Wow, Florida really has become a Lovecraftian wunderland.

Are these Gen X kids or boomer kids?

Amateur. Its the tea with the almond taste that gets them everytime.

R46 it's Florida. Probably millennials' kids. They start pumping them out early there

😂^

I'm just sorry he didn't get to bonk the jogger on the noggin with the rubber hammer a few times.

What would he possibly play with it? I bet that corpse would have been terrible at ping-pong!

R42 Would it be so bad if he raped and killed a dozen or more deplorable white men in Florida?

Glad they caught him.

This kid could have been a Dahmer in the making.

And who told you he won't be, r53? Do you think he's going to spend decades behind bars over an assault that barely harmed the victim? Many serial killers get arrested over "small" crimes in the beginning of their career, get released, and go full psycho later.

Offer me a chocolate, No thank you, spoil my diet, know your game! But tell me just how come They smell of bitter almonds? It's a no-no to your coffee homeground.

^That was meant for R47

"Do you think he's going to spend decades behind bars over an assault that barely harmed the victim?"

Plenty of cases where the opposite happened - someone wound up in jail for 20 years because of petty theft

[quote]Do you think he's going to spend decades behind bars over an assault that barely harmed the victim?

Plenty of cases where the opposite happened - someone wound up in jail for 20 years because of petty theft

With the right attorney, the Kid'll get some community service, a year on probation, "counseling," and then he'll be back in biz. It's a good thing that jogger knew kah-rah-tay.

Oh no. This kid is going away for life.

Is he out and needing a cumdump yet?

Pic of the jogger who inspired this mania?

[quote] It’s just hard to believe this can happen in 2022.

Do you believe the world is progressing? Lots of people are claiming to be "Progressive" but they start to dither if you ask them what they mean by "progressive". A more successful man than me asks—

[quote] How to define what constitutes progress? I doubt that people will be happier now. We can always criticize, see evil everywhere, what seems inconceivable to us today corresponds to what the world just believed in the past. Those who evoke progress are not necessarily the most numerous, perhaps they shout louder than the others ... Let us have a little humility, imagine how we will be judged in fifty years.