Someone hands you a Microphone and a wig…

I ask them, "The fuck are you doing?"

I put the wig on my hand and commence my ventriloquism act with my sidekick Cousin It.

Carol Channing impressions

Estand beck, Buenos Aires! Ju know what chu gonna get outta me?

Chust a leetle touch of estar quality!

Eeeyuf ahh could turn back tiiiiyyyuuum….

I will break into song but the song will depend on the color and style of the wig.

I strut and sing, "well Hellooooo Dolly." Handing me a feathered boa too is even better.

"The night is bitter, The stars have lost their glitter, The winds grow colder...."

I pass it on to the next guy.