flew home to Jamie Lynn on the couch watching her tv shows right after Justin and I broke up… I was a ghost there 👻 !!!!! I had worked my whole life and I didn’t know how to be served by Mamma … Sit there and get served the chocolate milkshakes with the perfectly crushed ice with the secret chunky sugar meanwhile Jamie Lynn is 12, she indulges with the TV for hours then goes to lay out on a raft at the pool … I’m in shock because this was never my life !!!! Justin’s family was all I knew for many years ... Things were different now and Jamie Lynn had a new Nickelodeon show … All I remember saying was “DAMN !!! How the hell does a 12 year old land a Nickelodeon show ????” ….. HMMMMMMMM …. Well I never got my iced chocolate drink 🤷🏼♀️🥤 !!! I mean yeah … I’m grown up right ??? But then maybe I might need a little support … It was a People Magazine cover … The people show up and as Jamie Lynn says, I was scared !!!! Fuck yeah !!! My Mamma was on pain medication and could barely hold a conversation in the house because her and my dad split and she was more messed up than anything !!!! I remember her sitting on the floor in a conversation and she never got up… and I’m sorry Jamie Lynn, I wasn’t strong enough to do what should have been done … slapped you and Mamma right across your fucking faces !!!!!
Britney says that she should have slapped her mom and 12 year-old sister.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 30, 2022 7:05 AM |
Sam needs to fill her Seroquel script STAT!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 19, 2022 2:13 PM |
And someone needs to get her a damn iced chocolate drink.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 19, 2022 2:16 PM |
Another recent post:
In life a lot of people say “DO I MATTER ????” … try eating alone for 4 months morning ☀️ … noon 🕛 … and night 🌙 Jamie Lynn. I asked myself every day “DOES ANYBODY CARE ??? WTF ??? DO I MATTER ???” I would honestly be very interested to see your pretty face in the setting I was forced to be in and asking yourself “DO I MATTER ???” I didn’t get to cry 😢 … I had to be strong … TOO STRONG 💪🏼 !!! So yes … YOU DO MATTER and don’t you ever think for one fucking second you don’t. Pssss this is my new …Baby One More Time outfit 😂💁🏼♀️ !!!!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 19, 2022 2:21 PM |
Do we really want to see a 25-year old woman leave behind two children and die?
Have we learned nothing from Anna Nicole Smith?
I know it's hard to see Britney Spears as a human being but trust me, she is. She is a person.
She's like you or I.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 19, 2022 2:25 PM |
It's clear she deeply resents being made the family workhorse from a young age, and one sympathizes, but social media is not the forum for it. She'd be better off working with a ghostwriter and creating her own memoir.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 19, 2022 3:13 PM |
I'm embarrassed for all involved.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 21, 2022 1:40 AM |
The theory that celebrities stay the same age as when their fame really hit... sounds pretty plausible when Britney Stears is pressed about Christina Aguilera's "stupid black hair."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 21, 2022 1:44 AM |
Can't she just come out of cars showing off her cunt to the paparazzi like it was 2005 again?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 21, 2022 1:51 AM |
I can't follow her train of thoughts
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 21, 2022 1:54 AM |
[quote] I’m sorry Jamie Lynn, I wasn’t strong enough to do what should have been done … slapped you and Mamma right across your fucking faces !!!!!
I did not see that ending coming and I laughed out loud.
Maybe Britney's part comedian. She can be goofy.
Her life has been so tragic that from this point forward, I am only going to look for good things in it.
Almost everyone aspires to be famous and full of charisma. Look where it gets you: Britney. Michael. Prince. Whitney. Madonna. Elvis. Marilyn. Angelina. Brad. Ben. So much fuckeduppedness.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 21, 2022 1:56 AM |
It's strange that she tries to shame Jamie Lynn for her treatment of their mother but then ends with that slap line.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 21, 2022 2:01 AM |
Meanwhile, Sam is on a raft in the pool.
Drinking a chocolate milkshake.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 21, 2022 2:01 AM |
[Quote] Her life has been so tragic that from this point forward, I am only going to look for good things in it.
How do you people find this site?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 21, 2022 2:02 AM |
[Quote] Almost everyone aspires to be famous and full of charisma. Look where it gets you: Britney. Michael. Prince. Whitney. Madonna. Elvis. Marilyn. Angelina. Brad. Ben. So much fuckeduppedness.
You conveniently overlook the narcissism of these people.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 21, 2022 2:03 AM |
She is fond of exclamation points and ellipses. --0h dear...!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 21, 2022 2:03 AM |
Britney's dad is trying to get her medical records released. He knows what will happen to her if she's not given proper care and medication. Due to legal protections, courts will not do that.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 21, 2022 2:06 AM |
Mah COOTER itches!
Ah am SERIOUS, y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 21, 2022 2:07 AM |
Who puts crushed ice in a milkshake? Backwoods trash, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 21, 2022 2:10 AM |
So that's why she's still pissed off with Aguilera? Because her sister liked her?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 21, 2022 2:15 AM |
Britney's like the high school prom queen still living in her past glory days. Sad.
But I don't blame her for being pissed that she was the work horse and Jamie Lynn got the benefits.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 21, 2022 4:05 AM |
[quote] But I don't blame her for being pissed that she was the work horse and Jamie Lynn got the benefits.
It's all very "Kim and Kyle Richards" and "Blanche and Baby Jane Hudson."
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 21, 2022 8:38 AM |
That ending, though; I haven't laughed that hard in months! She gives no fucks at this point...perhaps it would be therapeutic for her to slap their fucking faces.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 21, 2022 1:12 PM |
Brit, honey, shut-up, before your whole family sues you and takes what little you have left
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 21, 2022 2:06 PM |
Britney needs to write a memoir, do one more album, and support it with a tour. She'd make a fuckton of money, especially once she sold the film rights to her life. Then she could retire and tell her family to fuck off for good.
Of course, all of this would take intelligence, focus, and a certain ruthlessness, and time has shown Britney has none of these.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 21, 2022 3:38 PM |
No New Music!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 21, 2022 3:43 PM |
This crazy bitch is Judy for the Millennials and late Gen-Xers. Face it, if Garland had lived to see the internet her Insta would be just as batshit.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 21, 2022 3:53 PM |
All I know for sure is now I am craving a chocolate milk shake
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 21, 2022 4:02 PM |
Has Britney said anything about her 44 year old brother, Bryan? It seems like she doesn't have an axe to grind with him, but for all I know, she might hate him too.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 21, 2022 4:17 PM |
She doesn't tend to have smoke for men, e.g. Timberlake.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 21, 2022 4:19 PM |
^ That's because our Britney always knew where to find the boys and the booze
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 21, 2022 4:21 PM |
Britney 😍😍😍😍😍
She should still slap the shit out of Jamie Lynn. I can’t believe JL is out there running her mouth. Nobody would even know her name if she didn’t have a talented sister.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 21, 2022 4:22 PM |
R25 a Britney tell all accompanied by a campy movie version would be everything.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 21, 2022 4:26 PM |
A chocolate milkshake with crushed ice is the least of her problems.
Remember there were photos of her driving with a baby on her lap?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 21, 2022 4:40 PM |
R34 I don’t care if she never feeds her kids again, quite frankly.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 21, 2022 5:05 PM |
This woman is hot garbage. And you queens LOVE watching her fall apart so quickly, don't you?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 21, 2022 5:06 PM |
Where are the Christina posts coming from? Can you post a link if you’re going to bring it up? Sheesh.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 21, 2022 6:18 PM |
What is the secret crunchy sugar?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 21, 2022 7:10 PM |
Is this what you wanted you “free Britney” loons?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 21, 2022 7:17 PM |
cocaine? r38?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 21, 2022 7:30 PM |
What did she say about Christina?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 21, 2022 7:39 PM |
What did she say about Christina?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 21, 2022 7:39 PM |
She says that Jamie Lynn and her little friends dyed their hair to look like Christina's and then they wouldn't play with Britney anymore. (Britney was no longer a child.) She also lobs to insult "your stupid black hair" at Jamie Lynn.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 21, 2022 7:57 PM |
*lobs the insult
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 21, 2022 7:57 PM |
I think the chunky sugar was powdered sugar— but why you would add more sugar to a chocolate milkshake is beyond me
Anyways, I hope the more active Britney stans who are loving this drama calm down a little.. for all we know Britney and JL will be best friends by the end of the year. This all just seems so messy. I think the real enemy is clearly her father
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 22, 2022 5:03 AM |
Could be demerara sugar, grains are bigger, and it's a bit crunchy. Maybe she adds the sugar since she waters it down with crushed ice, for some reason.
Maybe it's just chocolate milk with crushed ice and sugar in a blender. Probably goes well with her father's "sprinkle cheese."
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 22, 2022 11:26 PM |
^Pure southern trash
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 23, 2022 4:00 AM |
[quote] Could be demerara sugar, grains are bigger, and it's a bit crunchy. Maybe she adds the sugar since she waters it down with crushed ice, for some reason.
Or it could be turbonado sugar, which is more common.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 23, 2022 4:46 AM |
One step from of a trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 23, 2022 5:11 AM |
why didn't britney's mom just make her one of those damned chocolate milkshakes when she visited?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 24, 2022 1:07 AM |
We don't know that she didn't.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 24, 2022 1:08 AM |
I think the milkshakes were a part of a larger issue of her not feeling like she ever got to relax or be a kid. It would be pretty funny if she were still mad about nobody ever offering to make her a milkshake
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 24, 2022 1:14 AM |
They probably didn't. She was probably always on a diet. Maybe she got pregant just to pig out.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 24, 2022 1:19 AM |
*pregnant
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 24, 2022 1:19 AM |
I think she's talking about those Mocha Ice Blended drinks from Coffee Bean And Tea Leaf.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 24, 2022 6:46 AM |
Her mom probably made Slim Fast shakes with ice in a blender
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 30, 2022 5:53 AM |