Queen to Award Jubilee Medals to Harry and Meghan Alongside Rest of Royal Family, Including Sex Pest Andrew

Sex in the city!

Queen to Klan Grannies: Suck on that!

She's just luring them to the UK where they will be thrown into the Tower for treason! And because they haven't made any podcasts yet, and also Meghan wrote "Princess" on her childrens' birth certificates!

OP is happy that a pedo and a narc are getting honours? What is wrong with you?!

The Queen used her supernatural powers to raise Richard III from his car park and has him waiting in the Tower for the folks from Montecito to arrive…

OP thinks the entire royal system is a ridiculous farce, including the self-seriousness of people who think Meghan Markle is an evil witch.

Lol well they are just tokens for her family at the end of the day. I am amazed how many people are getting Royal honours in the UK, like smarties.

Prince Harry will not be attending

You get a party favor. And you get a party favor and you….

I’m not surprised, it’s not a major honor. It’s pretty typical all over the continent for sovereigns to hand out jubilee medals to their family members.

Shit, if I had spent seventy years on the throne, my legs and anal verge would be far too atrophied to stand at all, much less to hand out medals to all my pedophile relatives!

Yay!!!!!

I just read yesterday that they would NOT be getting the medals, so this is good news!!!

I love when the Queen gives the British Media a great big FUCK YOU!!!!

She does what the fuck she wants, when she wants.

And she is saying, "go fuck yourself" to the media.

I'm happy for Harry and Andrew!!!

[quote] It’s pretty typical all over the continent for sovereigns to hand out jubilee medals to their family members.

What’s the point of them? Just to wear on special occasions?

DIE, KLAN GRANNIES!

DIE!!!!!

As a commoner, my only hope for a Jubilee Medal is Oprah: "YOU get a Jubilee Medal! And YOU get a Jubilee Medal...

Andrew already contacting his local pawn shop…

The KGT wishes death on all who don't have the same opinions as him, then accuses us of being klan grannies. Oh, the irony.

Yes, r13.

Everyone in the wider family will be given these medals, they are privately struck and paid for by the Queen herself, and handed out as remembrance tokens for the event. Meghan will even get one, as is appropriate (she is the Queen's granddaughter-in-law).

List of recipients has not yet been finalised but all members of the Royal Family are expected to get one

Well I certainly hope there will be some significant snubs. It happened to Kristen Stewart last week, so it could happen to another c-list ex-actress too.

hahahahaha

These are simply commemorative medals for the family. Nothing more, nothing less. The harkles will probably have theirs up on eBay by midnight.

I hate limping Andrew with Harry. pushing you Klan grannies aside, Harry has done nothing to deserve the same treatment as Andrew. Andrew probably whines and complains and pressures them to allow him to be joined with Harry on policy questions, and Andrew is a pig.

[quote] The KGT wishes death on all who don't have the same opinions as him, then accuses us of being klan grannies. Oh, the irony.

Oh, you mean you find it upsetting when someone says mean things about you online? Gee, how ironic!

"Klan Grannies" is such an embarrassing insult, OP. You must be very poor, with the attendant lack of education such people generally receive.

Yes, R5.

And he shall not forget to tend to Sussex children. Richard has experience with keeping a pair occupied.

What did THEY all do to deserve these?

If you show the ticket lady your Medal you get a free ride on the Jubilee Line.

(Othewise the Medal means fuck all).

[quote] What did THEY all do to deserve these?

The same as the Queen!

R23 keeps trying to huck her tonsil stones at people daring to do a comedic number as social satire (and sometimes absurdist parody).

This is because she is as dumb as she is fat.

(How fat....)

Chintzyass participation trophys 🏆 for whoever shows up

[quote] You must be very poor

Oh my god, not POOR! HELP ME!!!!

Yay!!!! I think Wallis had some medal too, so yay for Haz, Sparkles and Wallis!

Too bad the biddy is too batty to give the jubilee medals on true merit to help the get the taste of Sir Tony Blair and the Andrew implosion out of its mouth.

Even the servants get the stupid medals, so what’s the big deal? They’re handed out like candy at Halloween.

If anything she gave them the medals to keep them off the balcony. It's a smart move.

It’s pathetic to see them all standing there on the balcony with these participation medals.

Are those medals made of platinum?

I love The Queen!

She does WHAT she wants, WHEN she wants.

And she gives zero fucks what the Klan Grannies think.

Clearly, Andrew and Harry are her favorites.

Could they really be of any value if Meg gets one? Sounds more like a nice souvenir.

R5 And Charles had had a large vat of malmsey wine prepared in the Tower...just a matter of time before a certain Prince of the Blood falls in, so tragic!

If HMTQ is handing these things out to sexpests, liars and grifters, what is the value of these things in actuality? Sound worthless. Never much feeling either way, but maybe it is time for the monarchy to go?

^^American, right?

No. Commonwealth where Liz is on the currency.

Just entered the lottery for tickets to see the TROOPING THE COLOUR REVIEWED BY HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN

They’ll be mailed directly from the manufacturer, since it’s not safe for the Sussexes to receive them in person.

I’m sure Archie will enjoy the bubble wrap.

Why is there still the BRF?! They say because of tourism. But people aren't less inclined to visit Paris, France due to a lack of "Royal" family. It's bizarre.

Camiila will get one too!

Did I miss the link, OP?

Even our Blackamoor-loving Princess? Will she get one?

Paris has other attractions than the relics of feudalism for tourists.

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R49, Versailles would like a word.

Please please dear God, let there be a party city decorated ceremony in Montecito where they bestow the medals upon each other, mysteriously caught by backgrid and posted to LaineyGossip.

The monarch is the head of state, r45, just as in a number of other countries.

The 6th of February is more than two weeks away. Let's not count our chickens before they've hatched.

I’d rather have the cash.

R54, oh my god, somehow I was thinking the Jubilee was this summer! So we don’t have long to wait.

The generally despised Duchess of Windsor received the Queen's Silver Jubilee Medal in 1977.

It is not an award, it is a family token, like those portrait bows, Royal Family Orders of the United Kingdom, the women wear from the Sovereign. Is the Queen the only one to wear a George V?

[quote] Is the Queen the only one to wear a George V?

Yes, she's the only surviving recipient.

It's nothing special, idiot OP.

Come back when HMTQ honours Duke Dimwit and Duchess D-List with the Royal Victorian Order.

🎶"She got a papal decoration and a kindly word.....so even if the crowds gave our lady the bird....." 🎶

So it’s like a coin from the Franklin Mint?

When Betty joins Phil, I see The Susseses returning to GB. For C3 not to make Harry a KoG would be odd.

I thought Harry already had a lesser grade of The Royal Vic.

Side question: does Meghan truly love Harry?

Love him?!? Hahahahahahahaha

[quote] Side question: does Meghan truly love Harry?

Did you see the article where some of their security quit because they were being treated like “skivvies”? The security also added that to top it off they could not stand being witness to Meg’s poor treatment of Haz.

Believe this was in Canada, but can’t search for the article atm.

Does that Italian social climber really adore and love the bug-eyed idiot?

Only a matter of time before the disappointed fellow (no meeting high value people via Bea anymore, given Daddy's fall from grace) - unless Mozzi wants to work in Kazakhstan!

Meghan keeps popping out kids, so something must be going on.

I love my partner. He loves his family. His family doesn't like me.

But I won't keep them apart. Because I love him.