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Some men name their cocks. Do bottoms name their asshole?

And I don’t mean mussy or boi pussy. I mean like if they AMR their cock “the commander” Or “little Steve” name their mitts like back door Dave

by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2022 11:20 AM

The Slippery Slope

by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2022 7:14 AM

Bussy Galore

by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2022 7:16 AM

The Fuzzy Door

by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2022 7:18 AM

Stinky Pete

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2022 7:20 AM

My Georgia Peach

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2022 7:24 AM

Tiffanys.

playa, the back door's locked TIGHT until you bring a little something, something.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2022 7:31 AM

The Prayerhole

by Anonymousreply 7January 18, 2022 7:35 AM

Jake's Place

by Anonymousreply 8January 18, 2022 7:37 AM

Smedrick Filthington III

by Anonymousreply 9January 18, 2022 7:38 AM

Lil' Knobby Mushroom

by Anonymousreply 10January 18, 2022 7:40 AM

the holland tunnel

by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2022 7:44 AM

I still like The Cave of Wonders.

by Anonymousreply 12January 18, 2022 7:56 AM

Sometimes I've had some issues when engaging in anal sex, so I have to go with Play-Doh Fun Factory.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 18, 2022 8:03 AM

Hairiest Tubman.

by Anonymousreply 14January 18, 2022 8:11 AM

My ex called his cock Stanley "Like the Powertool." my reply was always "Oh Stanely"

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by Anonymousreply 15January 18, 2022 8:16 AM

Peenawoodie in nursery school. Pedro Boy in middle school. Kids are creative.

by Anonymousreply 16January 18, 2022 8:29 AM

R16 Well I’ve obviously misread OPs post. Those were kids cock(ette) names.

by Anonymousreply 17January 18, 2022 8:31 AM

The Isit Inn

by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2022 8:33 AM

r18

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by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2022 8:35 AM

Mr. Moony.

by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2022 11:20 AM
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