In Memoriam: Figment Crowe.
Long forgotten by his mother Libby, who is serving time for January Sixth related crimes, and never acknowledged by his father, Russell, who has a vague memory of a penis lurking underneath his beer gut.
May god have mercy on your soul, Figment.
Next week on In Memoriam, we talk to Davidump Shoepoopie Flushing, who claims her delicate eyebrows were stolen by George Clooney but it still doesn't explain that bathing suit.
Also, Tugboat Terri: where's your Spacey Messiah now?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 23, 2022 11:18 AM
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LOL, what are you smoking, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 18, 2022 2:09 AM
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Seriously, OP. I’m high myself, and I’m just as baffled as R1.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 18, 2022 2:14 AM
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You had to be here. In 2003.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 18, 2022 2:25 AM
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Figment Crowe fell offa cliff. Figment's corpse is very stiff. Figment's dad was Russell Crowe, a shitstain pratt whom we all know. To be the worst as humans go.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 23, 2022 11:13 AM
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crowe u ole drunk fat whore queen, fall off the cliff into the stormy waters below.....full of sharks to eat u alive.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 23, 2022 11:18 AM
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