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In Memoriam: Figment Crowe.

Long forgotten by his mother Libby, who is serving time for January Sixth related crimes, and never acknowledged by his father, Russell, who has a vague memory of a penis lurking underneath his beer gut.

May god have mercy on your soul, Figment.

Next week on In Memoriam, we talk to Davidump Shoepoopie Flushing, who claims her delicate eyebrows were stolen by George Clooney but it still doesn't explain that bathing suit.

Also, Tugboat Terri: where's your Spacey Messiah now?

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2022 11:18 AM

LOL, what are you smoking, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2022 2:09 AM

Seriously, OP. I’m high myself, and I’m just as baffled as R1.

by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2022 2:14 AM

You had to be here. In 2003.

by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2022 2:25 AM

Cliff notes please

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2022 10:08 AM


by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2022 10:41 AM

Figment Crowe fell offa cliff. Figment's corpse is very stiff. Figment's dad was Russell Crowe, a shitstain pratt whom we all know. To be the worst as humans go.

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2022 11:13 AM

crowe u ole drunk fat whore queen, fall off the cliff into the stormy waters below.....full of sharks to eat u alive.

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2022 11:18 AM
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