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I just got cutoff by a lesbian on the highway!

I was already going over the speed limit but apparently that wasn't fast enough for her, and she was driving some Kia van thing covered in lesbian bumper stickers.

Boy did she give me an angry look when she passed, but where would she possibly need to go to be driving 90mph?

by Anonymousreply 42January 19, 2022 12:14 PM

Nut loaf sale.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2022 11:18 PM

Flannel shirts 2 for $10 at Ross.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2022 11:33 PM

Birkenstock store was closing in 10 minutes

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2022 11:35 PM

You were driving too slow in the left hand lane, so I cut you off

Lead, follow, or get out of my way little homosexual boy

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2022 11:37 PM

Indigo Girls concert, feat. Tracy Chapman as the opening act.

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2022 11:38 PM

The cane store had her order ready for pick up.

by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2022 11:40 PM

To the Subaru dealer.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2022 11:42 PM

Late for softball practice.

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2022 11:44 PM

Sale for almond flour, psyllium husk powder, and nutritional yeast ending in two hours.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2022 11:44 PM

Do you ever get tired of posting your misogynistic, lesbian mocking nonsense that was never funny the firs time and certainly isn’t the hundredth time?

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2022 11:48 PM

She was fleeing at top speed a Thai restaurant where they serve dishes with cilantro.

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2022 11:49 PM

OP, you missed the thread entitled, "I Just Cut a Fag off on the Highway!"

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2022 11:50 PM

If she was going that fast, son, how did you read the bumper stickers?

Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2022 11:51 PM

It's not that difficult. Lesbian bumper stickers always say "wide load."

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2022 11:54 PM

So let me get this right, r10,: your actual response regarding the DL love of lesbian stereotypes is to bitterly complain, "That's not funny!"?

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2022 11:55 PM

She needed to find the nearest U-Haul rental!

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2022 11:56 PM

Headed to the animal shelter before it closes?

by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2022 11:57 PM

OP insists on driving 25 mph below the speed limit in the center lane of the highway.

by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2022 11:59 PM

She had a potluck to get to

by Anonymousreply 19January 17, 2022 11:59 PM

R15, R10 here and that made lol. Nicely done. I wish I was clever enough to be that meta intentionally.

by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2022 12:00 AM

Bitch shoulda run over your ass.

by Anonymousreply 21January 18, 2022 12:01 AM

R13 I was already doing 80 and Kia vans don't have the best acceleration, and my eyes aren't 70 years old. I was able to read all the rainbow bumper stickers quickly enough that had " LESBIAN!" as she passed.

Also, it looked like she had one of those short spiky haircuts.

by Anonymousreply 22January 18, 2022 12:04 AM

It is a well-known fact that every time another car passes a straight man on the highway, he loses a testicle until he can pass it back and thus prove his dominance.

I imagine there is a butch lesbian version of the same idiot mindset.

by Anonymousreply 23January 18, 2022 12:05 AM

It’s a hot ass, but it can’t live forever.

by Anonymousreply 24January 18, 2022 12:05 AM

Lesbians go lickity split!

by Anonymousreply 25January 18, 2022 12:08 AM

She was trying to get away from Che Diaz.

by Anonymousreply 26January 18, 2022 12:12 AM

Sorry, I thought you said “Let’s go muff DRIVING.”

by Anonymousreply 27January 18, 2022 12:16 AM

Her moon cup was overflowing

by Anonymousreply 28January 18, 2022 12:25 AM

Maybe tickets for the Anne Murray concert just went on sale !!!!!

by Anonymousreply 29January 18, 2022 1:09 AM

Your car looks like the one of her ex. She was about to shove you off the road. Lesbian breakups are vicious.

by Anonymousreply 30January 18, 2022 1:12 AM

This is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 31January 18, 2022 1:26 AM

Was she a dark lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 32January 18, 2022 3:15 AM

Lesbians will whip ass!!!

by Anonymousreply 33January 18, 2022 3:31 AM

Ruth’s chris will never be the same now

by Anonymousreply 34January 18, 2022 12:46 PM

[quote]I was already doing 80

Pfft. Just because you ARE 80 doesn't mean you were DOING 80.

by Anonymousreply 35January 18, 2022 12:51 PM

Doing 80 wasn't fast enough, move over and let those doing 90 pass

by Anonymousreply 36January 18, 2022 12:53 PM

Bitch got her ride

by Anonymousreply 37January 18, 2022 12:55 PM

Lezzies on the lam

by Anonymousreply 38January 18, 2022 1:48 PM

The Birkenstock store was having a 2 for 1 sale.

by Anonymousreply 39January 18, 2022 1:53 PM

R11 I don't get it. What happens if a lesbian eats cilantro?

by Anonymousreply 40January 18, 2022 11:36 PM

R40 It adds extra spice to her taco.

by Anonymousreply 41January 18, 2022 11:39 PM

her fish tacos

by Anonymousreply 42January 19, 2022 12:14 PM
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