I just got cutoff by a lesbian on the highway!
I was already going over the speed limit but apparently that wasn't fast enough for her, and she was driving some Kia van thing covered in lesbian bumper stickers.
Boy did she give me an angry look when she passed, but where would she possibly need to go to be driving 90mph?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 19, 2022 12:14 PM
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Flannel shirts 2 for $10 at Ross.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 17, 2022 11:33 PM
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Birkenstock store was closing in 10 minutes
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 17, 2022 11:35 PM
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You were driving too slow in the left hand lane, so I cut you off
Lead, follow, or get out of my way little homosexual boy
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 17, 2022 11:37 PM
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Indigo Girls concert, feat. Tracy Chapman as the opening act.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 17, 2022 11:38 PM
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The cane store had her order ready for pick up.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 17, 2022 11:40 PM
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Late for softball practice.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 17, 2022 11:44 PM
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Sale for almond flour, psyllium husk powder, and nutritional yeast ending in two hours.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 17, 2022 11:44 PM
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Do you ever get tired of posting your misogynistic, lesbian mocking nonsense that was never funny the firs time and certainly isn’t the hundredth time?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 17, 2022 11:48 PM
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She was fleeing at top speed a Thai restaurant where they serve dishes with cilantro.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 17, 2022 11:49 PM
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OP, you missed the thread entitled, "I Just Cut a Fag off on the Highway!"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 17, 2022 11:50 PM
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If she was going that fast, son, how did you read the bumper stickers?
Just curious.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 17, 2022 11:51 PM
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It's not that difficult. Lesbian bumper stickers always say "wide load."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 17, 2022 11:54 PM
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So let me get this right, r10,: your actual response regarding the DL love of lesbian stereotypes is to bitterly complain, "That's not funny!"?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 17, 2022 11:55 PM
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She needed to find the nearest U-Haul rental!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 17, 2022 11:56 PM
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Headed to the animal shelter before it closes?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 17, 2022 11:57 PM
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OP insists on driving 25 mph below the speed limit in the center lane of the highway.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 17, 2022 11:59 PM
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She had a potluck to get to
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 17, 2022 11:59 PM
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R15, R10 here and that made lol. Nicely done. I wish I was clever enough to be that meta intentionally.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 18, 2022 12:00 AM
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Bitch shoulda run over your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 18, 2022 12:01 AM
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R13 I was already doing 80 and Kia vans don't have the best acceleration, and my eyes aren't 70 years old. I was able to read all the rainbow bumper stickers quickly enough that had " LESBIAN!" as she passed.
Also, it looked like she had one of those short spiky haircuts.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 18, 2022 12:04 AM
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It is a well-known fact that every time another car passes a straight man on the highway, he loses a testicle until he can pass it back and thus prove his dominance.
I imagine there is a butch lesbian version of the same idiot mindset.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 18, 2022 12:05 AM
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It’s a hot ass, but it can’t live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 18, 2022 12:05 AM
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Lesbians go lickity split!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 18, 2022 12:08 AM
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She was trying to get away from Che Diaz.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 18, 2022 12:12 AM
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Sorry, I thought you said “Let’s go muff DRIVING.”
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 18, 2022 12:16 AM
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Her moon cup was overflowing
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 18, 2022 12:25 AM
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Maybe tickets for the Anne Murray concert just went on sale !!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 18, 2022 1:09 AM
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Your car looks like the one of her ex. She was about to shove you off the road. Lesbian breakups are vicious.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 18, 2022 1:12 AM
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Lesbians will whip ass!!!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 18, 2022 3:31 AM
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Ruth’s chris will never be the same now
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 18, 2022 12:46 PM
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[quote]I was already doing 80
Pfft. Just because you ARE 80 doesn't mean you were DOING 80.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 18, 2022 12:51 PM
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Doing 80 wasn't fast enough, move over and let those doing 90 pass
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 18, 2022 12:53 PM
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The Birkenstock store was having a 2 for 1 sale.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 18, 2022 1:53 PM
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R11 I don't get it. What happens if a lesbian eats cilantro?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 18, 2022 11:36 PM
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R40 It adds extra spice to her taco.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 18, 2022 11:39 PM
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