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Qtards think Dump had a body double at AZ rally

These people need to be rounded up and studied.

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by Anonymousreply 56January 19, 2022 7:10 PM

Not only that...they think the body double was...

wait for it

JFK Jr!!!

(Im not even kidding.)

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2022 9:29 PM

Maybe they were just shocked by how much weight he gained and they said “his body doubled.” One thing led to another and that’s how it started?

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2022 9:39 PM

Some are even claiming it was JFK, Sr. (Even if he would be 104 years old.)

These folks need help. They are just fucking weird.

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2022 9:52 PM

This is all easily explained. Trump is descended from Jeebus through the Merovingians who were descendants of Jeebus and Mary Magdalene.

JFK Jr was spurned by Sarah Jessica Parker, and never got over it. Despite his marriage he still pined for SJP, leading to him faking his death, and turning against his leftist liberal legacy.

JFK Jr held a rally over the weekend disguised as Trump because, uhm, January 15th was 9 days after the epiphany. 9 is the square of 3. 3 is the holy number that describes the aspects of Glob. Father, Son, Holy Spirit.

JFK Jr therefore chose 3x3 days after the epiphany to provide another epiphany to the modern wise-men who were able to recognize him.

When Trump is reinstated as President, and resigns so that John John can take over, and he can become King of the World, this will all be explained in the forthcoming Newer Testament, which will be read in its entirety when President for life John John dissolves congress and the Supreme Court. This will be followed by the ritual stoning of Sarah Jessica Parker in front of the Eleanor Roosevelt Memorial. The blood shed will represent the blood that is shed daily by the United Nations, and the New World Order, both of which will be destroyed by John John and Trump.

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2022 9:54 PM

Interview them and use the footage for spots against all Republican candidates.

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by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2022 10:10 PM

Comments on Twitter from the idiots.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2022 10:12 PM

I thought he already had a double body, triple, more like.

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2022 10:14 PM

They are loony, but I'd prefer JFK Jr. over trump

by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2022 10:18 PM

Did he utter a single coherent sentence? If so, then it wasn't him.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2022 10:19 PM

My favorite tweet quote in R6's link:

[quote]also not the same hands this guy's fingers are longer

That has to be a very expert troll.

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2022 10:23 PM

They still haven't figured out that Joe Biden is really Trump and they just switched their human disguises so that Trump could stay in office when it was discovered that he really did win the election, without the international embarrassment that would have ensued? Geez, they're really stupid if they can't see what's really happening.....

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2022 10:26 PM


by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2022 10:32 PM

Body Doubled, Brain Halved.

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2022 10:48 PM

Sadly, R4's post makes sense when compared to the actual Qtards' "commentary".

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2022 11:05 PM

I really tried to be ridiculous, R14, and included an "uhm" to indicate that I was making it up as I was going along.

I guess it is a good thing that even when being facetious, I can't completely abandon logic.

by Anonymousreply 15January 18, 2022 3:21 AM

Maybe they meant 'booty bubble'?

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by Anonymousreply 16January 18, 2022 3:30 AM

No way there’s more than one person on earth who’s that misshapen.

by Anonymousreply 17January 18, 2022 3:36 AM

Who gives a fucking shit, really?

by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2022 3:42 AM

Trump is getting dangerous. Democracy is in grave peril if he runs again.

by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2022 3:43 AM

Unfortunately, he didn't have a brain double.

by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2022 3:45 AM

Wouldn’t JFK be about 125 years old?

by Anonymousreply 21January 18, 2022 3:45 AM

Rounded up and shot.

by Anonymousreply 22January 18, 2022 5:10 AM

He would be 104, R21.

by Anonymousreply 23January 18, 2022 6:26 AM

Damn, those Q-Nuts get all the good drugs

by Anonymousreply 24January 18, 2022 8:04 AM

Trump is a fat sociopath who needs to be shot between the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 25January 18, 2022 9:06 AM

^ Don't say stuff like that, it makes you as bad as them. Locked up for life would be a better punishment

by Anonymousreply 26January 18, 2022 11:45 AM

Hey, if they're starting to think he might have died and been replaced by a fake, FFS encourage them! They're not going to vote for a fake Donald.

by Anonymousreply 27January 18, 2022 11:59 AM

^ They're nut jobs, they have no power. They'll be back to thinking aliens are probing them by next week

by Anonymousreply 28January 18, 2022 12:03 PM

[quote] They're nut jobs, they have no power. They'll be back to thinking aliens are probing them by next week.

^^Clearly not paying attention. It is loons like this who stormed the Capitol and attempted to kidnap a Governor. And they have been at it for years with no signs of abandoning their lunacy.

by Anonymousreply 29January 18, 2022 12:06 PM

^ The violent nut jobs have always been with us, that's why we have prisons. The Facebook/Twitter loons just want attention

by Anonymousreply 30January 18, 2022 12:11 PM

Keep telling yourself that, pal.

by Anonymousreply 31January 18, 2022 12:17 PM

Somehow I don't think that Trump, the ultimate narcissist, would like people saying that was not HIM.

by Anonymousreply 32January 18, 2022 12:20 PM

Before Social Media they used to stand on street corners yelling at passing cars, then someone handed them a Smartphone and suddenly people like you are paying attention

by Anonymousreply 33January 18, 2022 12:21 PM

Why are you dismissing the real, and organized, violence of these people as if they were social media influencers? Are you that stupid or are you a paid troll?

by Anonymousreply 34January 18, 2022 12:26 PM

The thought that JFK Jr., if he was still alive, would have anything to do with a dirtball scumbags like Trump and the Qtards is completely laughable (JFK Jr's first cousin, RFK Jr. being a total whack job notwithstanding).

by Anonymousreply 35January 18, 2022 12:26 PM

This is interesting. If this keeps up, and they persist in doubting that the Trump speaking at events, appearing on video, etc. is the real Trump, maybe we'll enter a campaign season in which the MAGAts believe their candidate is pulling strings behind the scenes while an imposter, possibly the formerly deceased John John, is playing his role in public. Whom would they technically be voting for? This would be unprecedented (and unpresidented).

Yes, I know MAGAts ≠ QAnon, but it's pretty close.

by Anonymousreply 36January 18, 2022 12:32 PM

@r34, I get paid a $1000 a post to rattle your cage, jealous?

by Anonymousreply 37January 18, 2022 12:48 PM

So, stupid it is!

by Anonymousreply 38January 18, 2022 1:09 PM

^ Tell me you're the most gullible person on DataLounge without saying your the most gullible person on DataLounge

by Anonymousreply 39January 18, 2022 1:22 PM

You think I thought you actually were a paid troll? You are even dumber than I thought!

by Anonymousreply 40January 18, 2022 5:44 PM

They all need to be lobotomized and put away in institutions for the remainder of their lives.

by Anonymousreply 41January 18, 2022 5:49 PM

This is funny as shit.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 18, 2022 5:55 PM

How desperate for money are those "Blacks for Trump"?

by Anonymousreply 43January 18, 2022 6:01 PM

I love the quotations in the article at R42.

[quote] “This is bull****. I’ve never had my freedom restricted like this in my life,” a woman in a red vest with a USA pin on the lapel told the TikToker

MAGAts in a nutshell. Republican bullshit is fine until they have to deal with it personally. That goes double for the guy who says “The Secret Service can go fuck themselves.”

by Anonymousreply 44January 18, 2022 6:10 PM

R44, that quote was what I was referring to when I said hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 45January 18, 2022 7:04 PM

These people are mentally ill and rump uses them to squeeze out as much money and attention as he can from them.

by Anonymousreply 46January 18, 2022 7:22 PM

And these morons give it to him.

Well, more than likely it’s our money they’re giving him, but they’re still lining his pockets with it.

by Anonymousreply 47January 18, 2022 9:34 PM

Where were the bombs when this was all going on?

by Anonymousreply 48January 18, 2022 9:49 PM

Those same Qtards at Trump's Az. rally claim that there are Nazis living on Mars.

by Anonymousreply 49January 19, 2022 12:46 AM

Sounds like they saw Iron Sky and just switched the Moon for Mars R49.

by Anonymousreply 50January 19, 2022 12:49 PM

Thank for this R4. I’m 😂 in bed.

JFK Jr was spurned by Sarah Jessica Parker, and never got over it. Despite his marriage he still pined for SJP, leading to him faking his death, and turning against his leftist liberal legacy.

by Anonymousreply 51January 19, 2022 2:39 PM

Too bad someone doesn't convince these people to pass around the cyanide laced Kool-Aid.

The world would be much better off without these fools.

by Anonymousreply 52January 19, 2022 2:44 PM

Also from R42's link.

[quote]“I’m an attorney. This is false imprisonment,” she added. “…They’re treating us like commoners. Let all the VIPs go first and who cares about the little people.”

by Anonymousreply 53January 19, 2022 2:44 PM

And just think… these people are allowed to vote.

by Anonymousreply 54January 19, 2022 2:46 PM

What's even more frightening is that these people are allowed to procreate.

by Anonymousreply 55January 19, 2022 4:09 PM

R52, I am taking care of that.

by Anonymousreply 56January 19, 2022 7:10 PM
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