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Help Me, DL, You're My Only Hope

I have to go in for blood work in a couple of days. My prostate-specific antigen (PSA) score has been creeping up and my doctor wants to recheck it to see where it's at currently in comparison to my previous score from November. The worst part is that I am not to ejaculate 48 hours before providing a blood sample, as that can cause a rise in the PSA number. Of course, as soon as you're told you can't do it, that's all you can think about doing. Please help to distract me during this difficult time.

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2022 7:57 PM

Behold OP, the vagina!!!

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by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2022 5:00 PM

Yep, that did it!

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by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2022 5:21 PM

OP, have you ever gotten fucked in the stand&deliver position while the guy is pulling back on your head with his fingers hooked in your mouth like he's riding a horse???

I took a shortcut through an alley and encountered a coupe. One was pounding away while grabbing the mouth of the fuckee.

Some of those fingers were nubs - looked like glossy pretzel Combos from frostbite/sepsis.

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2022 6:41 PM

Ever seen a prolapsed asshole, OP? Think about this when you feel like jacking off.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2022 7:53 PM

This might help.

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by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2022 7:57 PM
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