What gift did you bring the guest of honor?!
Let’s be a guest at Kirstie Alley’s high tea themed birthday party.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 19, 2022 7:14 AM |
2 hits of acid
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 15, 2022 10:01 PM |
I'm hungry. She didn't say she was gonna eat all the fuckin scones.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 15, 2022 11:16 PM |
I'd research some Agatha books.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 15, 2022 11:18 PM |
Syrup of ipecac. Bitch could lose about 300 lbs.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 15, 2022 11:19 PM |
I’m the salami roll ups.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 15, 2022 11:20 PM |
I’m the bare table; Kirstie ate all the food.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 16, 2022 12:09 AM |
I showed up without a gift but she loved the pigs in the blanket I brought from Costco. She ate them all!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 16, 2022 2:21 AM |
I am the face mask that guests hid in their purses when they arrived.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 16, 2022 2:31 AM |
I brought the fat conservative cunt my mom's Ayds appetite suppressants cleverly disguised in Tootsie Roll wrappers.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 16, 2022 2:35 AM |
I brought an extra $cientology e-meter.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 16, 2022 2:40 AM |
My gift to her would be a kick in the cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 16, 2022 2:40 AM |
Kirstie presented hole and I gave it to her raw.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 16, 2022 2:41 AM |
So glad her kids are adopted. Keep that DNA out of the gene pool.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 16, 2022 2:44 AM |
I'm Travolta, eying one of the male caterers and waiting for him to go to the bathroom. I'll get you my pretty!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 16, 2022 2:44 AM |
That is the most pathetic spread I’ve ever seen in my life. She should have smiled and enjoyed herself and never have posted that pitiful mess.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 16, 2022 2:59 AM |
Shit I’m Kirstie. That spread looks good.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 16, 2022 3:14 AM |
She has the best hair in the biz.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 16, 2022 3:26 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 16, 2022 3:29 AM |
It’s an afternoon tea, not a high tea. Food looks very average.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 16, 2022 3:29 AM |
I see meats, etc. R20, why wouldn't that push it into a "high tea?" Genuinely curious
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 16, 2022 3:38 AM |
They used a table? They should have plunked down a trough (bedecked with roses) and left it at that.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 16, 2022 4:13 AM |
R21, time of day is more like afternoon tea. Besides the cold sliced meats, cheeses, and salad (boring-looking), everything else looks like afternoon tea.
I don't see any scones and cream, though. That's the best part of afternoon tea.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 16, 2022 4:14 AM |
I'm the Crisco spread on Kirstie's thighs by her assistant Pon...
the friction could cause a wild fire!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 16, 2022 5:27 AM |
I’m Quantum Physics! I brought her space to move and turn around.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 16, 2022 5:48 AM |
I brought the crazy fat slob Ex-Lax chocolates wrapped in mini Hershey bar wrappers.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 16, 2022 5:58 AM |
I’ll bring the coke! Er, Coke…
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 16, 2022 7:05 AM |
I brought the Ivermetin.
Also, everyone, this thread is “what did you bring” NOT “lets be a…”. Do try and keep up, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 16, 2022 7:09 AM |
I’m the baker’s dozen of pies from House of Pies. They are all for Kirstie. And they’ll all be eaten today.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 16, 2022 7:38 AM |
Nicholas Fairford is very disappointed.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 16, 2022 10:17 AM |
What's with the white picket fence so close to the table? Is she ... POOR?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 16, 2022 10:43 AM |
We were the deviled eggs. All six dozen of them, gone before the first guest arrived.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 16, 2022 1:49 PM |
Meh ... Take me to Golden Corral
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 16, 2022 2:08 PM |
I brought Leah Remini - and she sat right next to Xenu. Their conversation was riveting.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 16, 2022 2:16 PM |
I’m bringing a psychiatrist. That bitch is a mental case.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 17, 2022 9:13 PM |
I'd be the food scale, supplied by Ms. Dunaway, and not for the food, but for the coke.
Handle of vodka, 100 proof!
Cigarettes
Stolen VHS tapes of Look Who's Talking
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 17, 2022 9:16 PM |
I’m brought Holy Bibles for everyone - she was not pleased!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 17, 2022 11:13 PM |
Ha, I’d laugh if Leah Remini drove by at like 2 miles an hour and rickrolled her, flipping the bird as she went slowly by.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 17, 2022 11:18 PM |
I’m the addictions to food and cultism. We took the place of cocaine.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 18, 2022 12:09 AM |
scientology is a scam!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 18, 2022 12:26 AM |
An Ivermectin cocktail set!
It's tough to find just the right gift for the fat, moronic, alcoholic, Trumpy has been in your life!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 18, 2022 6:16 AM |
"Mmmm, could I get a smear of that Ivermectin horse paste on my bagel..."
"I'm carb loading for my appearance on Fox News...to explain how the Left has tried to destroy me."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 18, 2022 6:53 AM |
I am the Lady Shake unceremoniously dumped in the bin.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 18, 2022 7:01 AM |
I’m the Klatooine paddy frogs, Kirstie’s favorite. D
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 18, 2022 7:19 AM |
A tub of bat shit.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 19, 2022 7:07 AM |
Why does she live in a middle-class neighborhood? Is she broke?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 19, 2022 7:14 AM |