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Let’s be a guest at Kirstie Alley’s high tea themed birthday party.

What gift did you bring the guest of honor?!

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by Anonymousreply 47January 19, 2022 7:14 AM

2 hits of acid

by Anonymousreply 1January 15, 2022 10:01 PM

I'm hungry. She didn't say she was gonna eat all the fuckin scones.

by Anonymousreply 2January 15, 2022 11:16 PM

I'd research some Agatha books.

by Anonymousreply 3January 15, 2022 11:18 PM

Syrup of ipecac. Bitch could lose about 300 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 4January 15, 2022 11:19 PM

I’m the salami roll ups.

by Anonymousreply 5January 15, 2022 11:20 PM

I’m the bare table; Kirstie ate all the food.

by Anonymousreply 6January 16, 2022 12:09 AM


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by Anonymousreply 7January 16, 2022 2:18 AM

I showed up without a gift but she loved the pigs in the blanket I brought from Costco. She ate them all!!

by Anonymousreply 8January 16, 2022 2:21 AM

I am the face mask that guests hid in their purses when they arrived.

by Anonymousreply 9January 16, 2022 2:31 AM

I brought the fat conservative cunt my mom's Ayds appetite suppressants cleverly disguised in Tootsie Roll wrappers.

by Anonymousreply 10January 16, 2022 2:35 AM

I brought an extra $cientology e-meter.

by Anonymousreply 11January 16, 2022 2:40 AM

My gift to her would be a kick in the cunt.

by Anonymousreply 12January 16, 2022 2:40 AM

Kirstie presented hole and I gave it to her raw.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 16, 2022 2:41 AM

So glad her kids are adopted. Keep that DNA out of the gene pool.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 16, 2022 2:44 AM

I'm Travolta, eying one of the male caterers and waiting for him to go to the bathroom. I'll get you my pretty!

by Anonymousreply 15January 16, 2022 2:44 AM

That is the most pathetic spread I’ve ever seen in my life. She should have smiled and enjoyed herself and never have posted that pitiful mess.

by Anonymousreply 16January 16, 2022 2:59 AM

Shit I’m Kirstie. That spread looks good.

by Anonymousreply 17January 16, 2022 3:14 AM

She has the best hair in the biz.

by Anonymousreply 18January 16, 2022 3:26 AM
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by Anonymousreply 19January 16, 2022 3:29 AM

It’s an afternoon tea, not a high tea. Food looks very average.

by Anonymousreply 20January 16, 2022 3:29 AM

I see meats, etc. R20, why wouldn't that push it into a "high tea?" Genuinely curious

by Anonymousreply 21January 16, 2022 3:38 AM

They used a table? They should have plunked down a trough (bedecked with roses) and left it at that.

by Anonymousreply 22January 16, 2022 4:13 AM

R21, time of day is more like afternoon tea. Besides the cold sliced meats, cheeses, and salad (boring-looking), everything else looks like afternoon tea.

I don't see any scones and cream, though. That's the best part of afternoon tea.

by Anonymousreply 23January 16, 2022 4:14 AM


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by Anonymousreply 24January 16, 2022 5:21 AM

I'm the Crisco spread on Kirstie's thighs by her assistant Pon...

the friction could cause a wild fire!

by Anonymousreply 25January 16, 2022 5:27 AM

I’m Quantum Physics! I brought her space to move and turn around.

by Anonymousreply 26January 16, 2022 5:48 AM

I brought the crazy fat slob Ex-Lax chocolates wrapped in mini Hershey bar wrappers.

by Anonymousreply 27January 16, 2022 5:58 AM

I’ll bring the coke! Er, Coke…

by Anonymousreply 28January 16, 2022 7:05 AM

I brought the Ivermetin.

Also, everyone, this thread is “what did you bring” NOT “lets be a…”. Do try and keep up, dear.

by Anonymousreply 29January 16, 2022 7:09 AM

I’m the baker’s dozen of pies from House of Pies. They are all for Kirstie. And they’ll all be eaten today.

by Anonymousreply 30January 16, 2022 7:38 AM

Nicholas Fairford is very disappointed.

by Anonymousreply 31January 16, 2022 10:17 AM

What's with the white picket fence so close to the table? Is she ... POOR?

by Anonymousreply 32January 16, 2022 10:43 AM

We were the deviled eggs. All six dozen of them, gone before the first guest arrived.

by Anonymousreply 33January 16, 2022 1:49 PM

Meh ... Take me to Golden Corral

by Anonymousreply 34January 16, 2022 2:08 PM

I brought Leah Remini - and she sat right next to Xenu. Their conversation was riveting.

by Anonymousreply 35January 16, 2022 2:16 PM

I’m bringing a psychiatrist. That bitch is a mental case.

by Anonymousreply 36January 17, 2022 9:13 PM

I'd be the food scale, supplied by Ms. Dunaway, and not for the food, but for the coke.

Handle of vodka, 100 proof!


Stolen VHS tapes of Look Who's Talking

by Anonymousreply 37January 17, 2022 9:16 PM

I’m brought Holy Bibles for everyone - she was not pleased!

by Anonymousreply 38January 17, 2022 11:13 PM

Ha, I’d laugh if Leah Remini drove by at like 2 miles an hour and rickrolled her, flipping the bird as she went slowly by.

by Anonymousreply 39January 17, 2022 11:18 PM

I’m the addictions to food and cultism. We took the place of cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 40January 18, 2022 12:09 AM

scientology is a scam!

by Anonymousreply 41January 18, 2022 12:26 AM

An Ivermectin cocktail set!

It's tough to find just the right gift for the fat, moronic, alcoholic, Trumpy has been in your life!

by Anonymousreply 42January 18, 2022 6:16 AM

"Mmmm, could I get a smear of that Ivermectin horse paste on my bagel..."

"I'm carb loading for my appearance on Fox News...to explain how the Left has tried to destroy me."

by Anonymousreply 43January 18, 2022 6:53 AM

I am the Lady Shake unceremoniously dumped in the bin.

by Anonymousreply 44January 18, 2022 7:01 AM

I’m the Klatooine paddy frogs, Kirstie’s favorite. D

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by Anonymousreply 45January 18, 2022 7:19 AM

A tub of bat shit.

by Anonymousreply 46January 19, 2022 7:07 AM

Why does she live in a middle-class neighborhood? Is she broke?

by Anonymousreply 47January 19, 2022 7:14 AM
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