What gift did you bring the guest of honor?!
Let’s be a guest at Kirstie Alley’s high tea themed birthday party.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 19, 2022 7:14 AM|
2 hits of acid
|by Anonymous||reply 1||January 15, 2022 10:01 PM|
I'm hungry. She didn't say she was gonna eat all the fuckin scones.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||January 15, 2022 11:16 PM|
I'd research some Agatha books.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||January 15, 2022 11:18 PM|
Syrup of ipecac. Bitch could lose about 300 lbs.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||January 15, 2022 11:19 PM|
I’m the salami roll ups.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||January 15, 2022 11:20 PM|
I’m the bare table; Kirstie ate all the food.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||January 16, 2022 12:09 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||January 16, 2022 2:18 AM|
I showed up without a gift but she loved the pigs in the blanket I brought from Costco. She ate them all!!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||January 16, 2022 2:21 AM|
I am the face mask that guests hid in their purses when they arrived.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||January 16, 2022 2:31 AM|
I brought the fat conservative cunt my mom's Ayds appetite suppressants cleverly disguised in Tootsie Roll wrappers.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||January 16, 2022 2:35 AM|
I brought an extra $cientology e-meter.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||January 16, 2022 2:40 AM|
My gift to her would be a kick in the cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||January 16, 2022 2:40 AM|
Kirstie presented hole and I gave it to her raw.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||January 16, 2022 2:41 AM|
So glad her kids are adopted. Keep that DNA out of the gene pool.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||January 16, 2022 2:44 AM|
I'm Travolta, eying one of the male caterers and waiting for him to go to the bathroom. I'll get you my pretty!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||January 16, 2022 2:44 AM|
That is the most pathetic spread I’ve ever seen in my life. She should have smiled and enjoyed herself and never have posted that pitiful mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||January 16, 2022 2:59 AM|
Shit I’m Kirstie. That spread looks good.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||January 16, 2022 3:14 AM|
She has the best hair in the biz.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||January 16, 2022 3:26 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||January 16, 2022 3:29 AM|
It’s an afternoon tea, not a high tea. Food looks very average.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||January 16, 2022 3:29 AM|
I see meats, etc. R20, why wouldn't that push it into a "high tea?" Genuinely curious
|by Anonymous||reply 21||January 16, 2022 3:38 AM|
They used a table? They should have plunked down a trough (bedecked with roses) and left it at that.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||January 16, 2022 4:13 AM|
R21, time of day is more like afternoon tea. Besides the cold sliced meats, cheeses, and salad (boring-looking), everything else looks like afternoon tea.
I don't see any scones and cream, though. That's the best part of afternoon tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||January 16, 2022 4:14 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||January 16, 2022 5:21 AM|
I'm the Crisco spread on Kirstie's thighs by her assistant Pon...
the friction could cause a wild fire!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 16, 2022 5:27 AM|
I’m Quantum Physics! I brought her space to move and turn around.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 16, 2022 5:48 AM|
I brought the crazy fat slob Ex-Lax chocolates wrapped in mini Hershey bar wrappers.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 16, 2022 5:58 AM|
I’ll bring the coke! Er, Coke…
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 16, 2022 7:05 AM|
I brought the Ivermetin.
Also, everyone, this thread is “what did you bring” NOT “lets be a…”. Do try and keep up, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 16, 2022 7:09 AM|
I’m the baker’s dozen of pies from House of Pies. They are all for Kirstie. And they’ll all be eaten today.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 16, 2022 7:38 AM|
Nicholas Fairford is very disappointed.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 16, 2022 10:17 AM|
What's with the white picket fence so close to the table? Is she ... POOR?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 16, 2022 10:43 AM|
We were the deviled eggs. All six dozen of them, gone before the first guest arrived.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 16, 2022 1:49 PM|
Meh ... Take me to Golden Corral
|by Anonymous||reply 34||January 16, 2022 2:08 PM|
I brought Leah Remini - and she sat right next to Xenu. Their conversation was riveting.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||January 16, 2022 2:16 PM|
I’m bringing a psychiatrist. That bitch is a mental case.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||January 17, 2022 9:13 PM|
I'd be the food scale, supplied by Ms. Dunaway, and not for the food, but for the coke.
Handle of vodka, 100 proof!
Stolen VHS tapes of Look Who's Talking
|by Anonymous||reply 37||January 17, 2022 9:16 PM|
I’m brought Holy Bibles for everyone - she was not pleased!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||January 17, 2022 11:13 PM|
Ha, I’d laugh if Leah Remini drove by at like 2 miles an hour and rickrolled her, flipping the bird as she went slowly by.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||January 17, 2022 11:18 PM|
I’m the addictions to food and cultism. We took the place of cocaine.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||January 18, 2022 12:09 AM|
scientology is a scam!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||January 18, 2022 12:26 AM|
An Ivermectin cocktail set!
It's tough to find just the right gift for the fat, moronic, alcoholic, Trumpy has been in your life!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||January 18, 2022 6:16 AM|
"Mmmm, could I get a smear of that Ivermectin horse paste on my bagel..."
"I'm carb loading for my appearance on Fox News...to explain how the Left has tried to destroy me."
|by Anonymous||reply 43||January 18, 2022 6:53 AM|
I am the Lady Shake unceremoniously dumped in the bin.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||January 18, 2022 7:01 AM|
I’m the Klatooine paddy frogs, Kirstie’s favorite. D
|by Anonymous||reply 45||January 18, 2022 7:19 AM|
A tub of bat shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||January 19, 2022 7:07 AM|
Why does she live in a middle-class neighborhood? Is she broke?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 19, 2022 7:14 AM|