Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.
Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.
Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.
Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.
Please contribute a passage to the Datalounge short story on the Adventures of Ladybug and Pumpkin Tits.
A start:
As Ladybug gently nibbles around the edges of the flabby Pumpkin Tits; below, she could feel pressed against her the perky head of the Mushroom.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 25, 2022 9:51 PM |
🐞 🎃 🍄
What did Miss Lindz feel and when did she feel it?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 14, 2022 10:35 AM |
Miss Lindz felt Slovenly Ladybug bite at down hard. Ouch, she cried not realizing it was Mushroom who had rammed Slovenly Ladybug into her pumpkin tits.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 14, 2022 11:08 AM |
Miss Ladie G. Belle looked at her darkened face in the mirror. Her ivory complextion was smudged all over with orange spray tan residue and mango-colored makeup. Her nose, mouth & lips, and chin, were covered in a half-runy dark brown, foul smelly substance. She grinned and declared: "this, this, is ultimate satisfaction!"
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 14, 2022 12:58 PM |
Lá Sènatrice stomped her dainty feet at Mitch. She wasn't having it. Trump runs things, not Mitch. Lá Sènatrice intends to enforce that.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 14, 2022 6:54 PM |
And then they died. The end.
Thread closed due to stupidity
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 15, 2022 12:28 AM |
R7 = Senatrix
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 15, 2022 5:46 AM |
In the Mar-a-Lago moonlight on the balcony, a peck on the cheek.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 15, 2022 6:04 AM |
The forbidden romance is more than a political alliance. It has emotions.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 15, 2022 7:25 PM |
Snuggling against the tits and room service breakfast with a Screwdriver drinky poo at Mar-a-Lago is unbeatable!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 16, 2022 2:20 PM |
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 16, 2022 11:02 PM |
Cockroach 🪳 & Rotten Mango 🥭
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 19, 2022 9:11 AM |
"I hate it when you call me "pumpkin tits", you little homosexual boy"
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 19, 2022 10:49 AM |
Wouldn't the orange con man have flabby, droopy tits?
Pumpkin tits sound more rounded, perky, and firm.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 19, 2022 6:14 PM |
Her first time on the ninth hole on the Mar-a-Lago golf course, P-tits told Ladybug he has the goods on her big secret.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 19, 2022 6:20 PM |
" Big secret"
You mean the one everyone including Stevie Wonder can see from outer space?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 19, 2022 6:31 PM |
"Honey child, all those spots down there are your little ladybugs. As you get older, the fellows will be fascinated at you being so unique and special".
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 21, 2022 11:47 PM |
Can Pumpkin tits twirl pasties?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 24, 2022 9:16 AM |
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 25, 2022 8:54 AM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!
