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Ladybug and Pumpkin Tits

Please contribute a passage to the Datalounge short story on the Adventures of Ladybug and Pumpkin Tits.

A start:

As Ladybug gently nibbles around the edges of the flabby Pumpkin Tits; below, she could feel pressed against her the perky head of the Mushroom.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2022 10:51 PM

🐞 🎃 🍄

What did Miss Lindz feel and when did she feel it?

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2022 11:35 AM

Miss Lindz felt Slovenly Ladybug bite at down hard. Ouch, she cried not realizing it was Mushroom who had rammed Slovenly Ladybug into her pumpkin tits.

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2022 12:08 PM

Miss Ladie G. Belle looked at her darkened face in the mirror. Her ivory complextion was smudged all over with orange spray tan residue and mango-colored makeup. Her nose, mouth & lips, and chin, were covered in a half-runy dark brown, foul smelly substance. She grinned and declared: "this, this, is ultimate satisfaction!"

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2022 1:58 PM

Lá Sènatrice stomped her dainty feet at Mitch. She wasn't having it. Trump runs things, not Mitch. Lá Sènatrice intends to enforce that.

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2022 7:54 PM

Video

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by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2022 9:13 PM

She loves being at the center of drama.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2022 10:37 PM

And then they died. The end.

Thread closed due to stupidity

by Anonymousreply 7January 15, 2022 1:28 AM

R7 = Senatrix

by Anonymousreply 8January 15, 2022 6:46 AM

In the Mar-a-Lago moonlight on the balcony, a peck on the cheek.

by Anonymousreply 9January 15, 2022 7:04 AM

The other couple in love.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 15, 2022 11:05 AM

Never dismiss the power of love.

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by Anonymousreply 11January 15, 2022 1:46 PM

The forbidden romance is more than a political alliance. It has emotions.

by Anonymousreply 12January 15, 2022 8:25 PM

Snuggling against the tits and room service breakfast with a Screwdriver drinky poo at Mar-a-Lago is unbeatable!

by Anonymousreply 13January 16, 2022 3:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2022 12:02 AM

Cockroach 🪳 & Rotten Mango 🥭

by Anonymousreply 15January 19, 2022 10:11 AM

"I hate it when you call me "pumpkin tits", you little homosexual boy"

by Anonymousreply 16January 19, 2022 11:49 AM

Wouldn't the orange con man have flabby, droopy tits?

Pumpkin tits sound more rounded, perky, and firm.

by Anonymousreply 17January 19, 2022 7:14 PM

Her first time on the ninth hole on the Mar-a-Lago golf course, P-tits told Ladybug he has the goods on her big secret.

by Anonymousreply 18January 19, 2022 7:20 PM

" Big secret"

You mean the one everyone including Stevie Wonder can see from outer space?

by Anonymousreply 19January 19, 2022 7:31 PM

The offspring look ugly.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 21, 2022 9:06 AM

"Honey child, all those spots down there are your little ladybugs. As you get older, the fellows will be fascinated at you being so unique and special".

by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2022 12:47 AM

Can Pumpkin tits twirl pasties?

by Anonymousreply 22January 24, 2022 10:16 AM
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by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2022 9:54 AM

Ladybug, Ladybug

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by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2022 10:51 PM
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