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Celebrities as The Opposite Sex

And why not?

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by Anonymousreply 117January 19, 2022 6:45 PM

The Ellen one is hilarious. All they did was add some facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 1January 13, 2022 11:10 PM

That's really freaky, but so damned fake.

They made everyone look good.

Scarlett Johansen looks hot as a guy.

And Tom Brady, Eminem, and Jimmy Fallon look totally fuckable as women.


by Anonymousreply 2January 13, 2022 11:36 PM

Judge Judy is a surprisingly attractive guy, and, even more unexpectedly, Gordon Ramsay looks like Valerie Perrine

by Anonymousreply 3January 13, 2022 11:38 PM

Ariana Grande looks like Zayn Malik.

by Anonymousreply 4January 13, 2022 11:40 PM

I do this sometimes on FaceApp when I’m bored. I’ll see if I can figure out how to share some.

by Anonymousreply 5January 13, 2022 11:43 PM

Kylie Jenner is gorgeous as a man

by Anonymousreply 6January 13, 2022 11:43 PM

Scarlett Johansen should star in a River Phoenix biopic.

by Anonymousreply 7January 13, 2022 11:44 PM

Here’s one I did. Gilmore ..Boys?

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by Anonymousreply 8January 13, 2022 11:52 PM

Blake Lively

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by Anonymousreply 9January 13, 2022 11:53 PM

Kaley Cuoco looks like Ryan Phillippe.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 13, 2022 11:53 PM

Judge Judy is a hot guy.

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by Anonymousreply 11January 13, 2022 11:54 PM


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by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2022 11:54 PM

Ariana Grande is still ugly as fuck!

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by Anonymousreply 13January 13, 2022 11:55 PM

Taylor Swift

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by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2022 11:55 PM

[quote] Kaley Cuoco looks like Ryan Phillippe.

Hmmm. Is she up for a grocery shopping trip?

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2022 12:02 AM

Pat Sajak as a woman looks like my fourth grade teacher.

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2022 12:29 AM

Did they do Tom Bosley?

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2022 12:54 AM

No, but I did.

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by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2022 1:13 AM

Ariana Grande.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2022 1:59 AM

female Tom Bosley looks like Roseanne

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2022 2:07 AM

Male Kaley Cuoco looks like an actor whose name I can't think of right now

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2022 2:08 AM

Female Joe Exotic looks like every single woman over 30 in Kentucky

by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2022 2:10 AM

Chris Pratt reminds me of Khloe Kardashian (in the form in which we originally saw her).

by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2022 2:24 AM

Riz Ahmed looks very attractive as a woman.

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by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2022 6:28 AM

Jordan Henderson looks like the kind of Heather who used to bully me in school. And I’m weirdly into that.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 14, 2022 10:12 AM

Frank Lampard=Natalie Portman crossed with Nigella Lawson crossed with Meryl I.e. my ideal lesbian Sugar Mama

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by Anonymousreply 27January 14, 2022 10:15 AM

Jimmy Fallon looks like former child actress Miranda Cosgrove.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 14, 2022 11:41 AM

DL fave Brenton Thwaites

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by Anonymousreply 29January 14, 2022 12:07 PM

Bezos. One of the world's richest men and also one of the ugliest.

by Anonymousreply 30January 14, 2022 12:27 PM

Who cares if he's ugly? With his money he can get anyone and anything he wants. Can you say the same?

by Anonymousreply 31January 14, 2022 12:47 PM

I'd tap twink Jude Sheindlin's ass. I'd also pee on his leg.

by Anonymousreply 32January 14, 2022 12:56 PM

These are fun

by Anonymousreply 33January 14, 2022 5:39 PM

Tom Bodley resembles Charlotte Rae.

by Anonymousreply 34January 14, 2022 6:27 PM

Gordon Ramsey reminds me a bit of actress Mare Winningham.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 14, 2022 9:01 PM

Justin looks like Emma Roberts and Taylor Swift looks like Machine Gunn Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 36January 15, 2022 5:32 AM

Oscar Isaac

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by Anonymousreply 37January 15, 2022 10:42 AM

Ryan Phillippe

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by Anonymousreply 38January 15, 2022 10:44 AM

The Andies

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by Anonymousreply 39January 15, 2022 10:47 AM


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by Anonymousreply 40January 15, 2022 10:56 AM


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by Anonymousreply 41January 15, 2022 10:59 AM

Snack Purse

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by Anonymousreply 43January 15, 2022 11:35 AM

Male Judge Judy reminds me of Adam Levine.

by Anonymousreply 44January 15, 2022 1:09 PM

See how easy it is?

by Anonymousreply 45January 15, 2022 1:39 PM

The OPPOSITE sex? How dare you????

by Anonymousreply 46January 15, 2022 2:08 PM

Anderson Cooper slayed me. Fucking hysterical

by Anonymousreply 47January 15, 2022 2:52 PM

The Anderson Cooper pic slayed me. 😂

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by Anonymousreply 48January 15, 2022 3:08 PM

Dr. Phil

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by Anonymousreply 49January 15, 2022 3:52 PM

Anderson looks like Sandra Lee.

by Anonymousreply 50January 15, 2022 3:59 PM

We already had an idea how Gordon Ramsay would look.

His daughter Tilly kind of gives it away.

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by Anonymousreply 51January 15, 2022 4:19 PM

They didn't make everyone look good. It depended on the original picture. They chose a young Gump-y Tom Hanks and came up with an attractive women.

But Joe Rogan should sue. And LeBron James should join that lawsuit.

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by Anonymousreply 52January 15, 2022 4:28 PM

What app does this, and is it the same one that shows you what you'd look like with your ideal face?

by Anonymousreply 53January 15, 2022 4:37 PM

R 31 You are gross

Leo IS Gabby Petito

by Anonymousreply 54January 15, 2022 5:02 PM

Gordon Ramsay = Elaine Stritch!

by Anonymousreply 55January 15, 2022 5:31 PM

The Kardashian/Jenners look bad. Even as the opposite gender they couldn't escape the ugly.

by Anonymousreply 56January 15, 2022 5:46 PM

Girl Anderson Cooper looks like a total basic bitch who vomits on the sidewalk after she's finished a "bottomless Mimosa" brunch.

by Anonymousreply 57January 15, 2022 6:29 PM

Oscar Isaac looks like Penelope Cruz

Ryan Phillippe looks like Bindi Irwin

by Anonymousreply 58January 15, 2022 6:39 PM

There’s not a lot you can do.

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by Anonymousreply 59January 15, 2022 6:49 PM

Stephen Colbert sort of looks like Sean Young.

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by Anonymousreply 60January 15, 2022 6:54 PM

So the difference between the sexes is that women look younger?

In what world?

by Anonymousreply 61January 15, 2022 6:55 PM

Andi Coen

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by Anonymousreply 62January 15, 2022 7:01 PM

Male Cameron Diaz sort of looks like Bradley Cooper

And good call on Fallon/iCarly R28

by Anonymousreply 63January 15, 2022 7:04 PM


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by Anonymousreply 64January 15, 2022 7:07 PM

Male SJP looks like Matthew Modine

by Anonymousreply 65January 15, 2022 7:13 PM

Elon Musk is 1000x more attractive as a female. He should transition.

by Anonymousreply 66January 15, 2022 7:29 PM

DL god Chris Meloni. He looks like the mom from MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE.

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by Anonymousreply 67January 15, 2022 7:35 PM

G…a noticeable improvement teehee 🤭

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by Anonymousreply 68January 15, 2022 7:38 PM

Female Chris Meloni looks like Lady Gaga

by Anonymousreply 69January 15, 2022 7:41 PM

THAT Glen Close could have won an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 70January 15, 2022 7:45 PM

R61 the sexist world where every women photographed or looked at for any reason has to be caked in full concealing makeup😔

by Anonymousreply 71January 15, 2022 7:46 PM

SJP looks better as a man.

One more of Brenton Thwaites. He’s already got the build, sort of.

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by Anonymousreply 72January 15, 2022 7:51 PM

R72 omg face WASTED on Brandon

would d-word for an actual biologically female girlfriend who looks like the swap😍😍😍stunnahhhh

plus the big dark brown eyes and brows on real girls?? *chefs kiss*

but if i saw her in sainsbos or something id probably hafta run and hide out of shame bc shes so gorge and im a 4 borderline 5 peasant (with a sense of humour)

by Anonymousreply 73January 15, 2022 9:12 PM

SJP as a male is a dead ringer for Red Rum, the legendary British racehorse.

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by Anonymousreply 74January 15, 2022 9:32 PM

The first ScarJo photo seriously reminds me of a fuckbuddy.

He was short but packing. I would swear that was his face.

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by Anonymousreply 75January 16, 2022 1:17 AM

Well, no surprise that Meryl looks like Mike Nichols.

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by Anonymousreply 76January 16, 2022 1:27 AM

JLo looks like a low-rent hustler.

by Anonymousreply 77January 16, 2022 1:29 AM

Surprisingly, pretty or handsome guys don't necessarily make the best looking women and vice versa...

Which is why sometimes hot guys have ugly daughters and gorgeous women have ugly sons.

by Anonymousreply 78January 16, 2022 1:32 AM


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by Anonymousreply 79January 16, 2022 1:40 AM

Male Goldie Hawn looks like Ryan Seacrest

Male Meryl looks like Clay Aiken

by Anonymousreply 80January 16, 2022 1:54 AM

Little Homosexual Boy

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by Anonymousreply 81January 16, 2022 6:45 PM

So so many gayfaces….

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by Anonymousreply 82January 16, 2022 7:35 PM

[quote] sometimes hot guys have ugly daughters and gorgeous women have ugly sons.

Isn’t it weird also when two sexy or beautiful people have ugly kids?

by Anonymousreply 83January 16, 2022 7:41 PM

R83 Don’t know what you are talking about.

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by Anonymousreply 84January 16, 2022 7:43 PM

What app is this?

by Anonymousreply 85January 16, 2022 8:12 PM

Girl Anderson Cooper is ugly. It's a good thing she's a trust fund baby, 'cause she ain't getting no man otherwise.

Josephine Rogan was hit repeatedly by the ugly stick. No wonder she started a podcast that spreads hate and misinformation.

by Anonymousreply 86January 17, 2022 12:22 AM

^ She sho' is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 87January 17, 2022 12:41 AM

Not as ugly as me r86…

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by Anonymousreply 88January 17, 2022 12:58 AM

I can’t stop 🛑

DL fave Tim Draxl

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by Anonymousreply 89January 17, 2022 1:12 AM

Ryan Phillippe looks like the chubby daughter from "Last Man Standing".

It doesn't matter what gender, Joe Rogan is horrible looking.

Chris Meloni, looks like the late wrestler Chyna!

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by Anonymousreply 90January 17, 2022 1:25 AM

Celebrities ARE the opposite of sex

by Anonymousreply 91January 17, 2022 1:39 AM

Julian Morris is pretty

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by Anonymousreply 92January 17, 2022 1:55 AM

David Muir

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by Anonymousreply 93January 17, 2022 1:58 AM

Does the fact that so many of the younger men look pretty (even beautiful) as women say something about the physicality of men in the modern world? Chris Meloni, Joe Rogan, and John Wayne have a ruggedness about them that does not transition well to female features.

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by Anonymousreply 95January 17, 2022 3:13 AM

r94 = Joe Rogan

by Anonymousreply 96January 17, 2022 3:23 AM

R89 Tim Draxl is the hottest girl in the backwoods. She’s the epitome of hillbilly-sexy.

by Anonymousreply 97January 17, 2022 12:31 PM

R68 Male Glen Close = William Hurt

by Anonymousreply 98January 17, 2022 12:42 PM

Someone do Aaron Rodgers!

by Anonymousreply 99January 18, 2022 1:06 AM

Here you go!

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by Anonymousreply 100January 18, 2022 1:11 AM


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by Anonymousreply 102January 18, 2022 1:27 AM

Joe stole jill’s hair

by Anonymousreply 103January 18, 2022 1:27 AM

Mayor Pete

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by Anonymousreply 104January 18, 2022 1:31 AM

Biden looks like a sporty elderlez

Trump looks like a boozy broad coming off a bender

"Erin" Rodgers is a horseface

by Anonymousreply 105January 18, 2022 2:03 AM

Female Trump reminds me of Patricia McCloskey, the St; Louis Deplorable who waved her gun around at peaceful protesters from her lawn.

by Anonymousreply 106January 18, 2022 12:29 PM

Indeed, spittin image

by Anonymousreply 107January 18, 2022 12:51 PM

DL fave Curran Walters…can’t do much about the fivehead.

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by Anonymousreply 108January 19, 2022 12:47 AM

The Weeknd is pretty.

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by Anonymousreply 110January 19, 2022 2:16 PM

Boy Adele can get it!

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by Anonymousreply 111January 19, 2022 2:53 PM


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by Anonymousreply 113January 19, 2022 3:01 PM

Lens reminds me of a snarky waiter who worked at a local Olive Garden.

by Anonymousreply 114January 19, 2022 3:05 PM

Lens is repulsive, no matter the gender.

by Anonymousreply 115January 19, 2022 3:08 PM

DL fave Garrett Clayton = a young Kirstie Alley?

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by Anonymousreply 116January 19, 2022 4:25 PM

Ms. Chastene Glezman-Buttigeig is the latest addition to our talented team of assistant district attorneys. A "rock star" at University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire as a pre-law student, she graduated from the highly prestigious Marquette University School of Law with top honors.

by Anonymousreply 117January 19, 2022 6:45 PM
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