Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are engaged!!!

A match made in hell

My, they are tiresome.

I give it T-3 months after the marriage. If it even comes to pass.

Why are their mouths hanging open like that? They look like mouth breathing halfwits.

R3 that's because they ARE mouth breathing halfwits.

This is what happens when young girls marry older men and get tied down with kids too soon. They leave their old man and rebound with a heavily tattooed dude who obviously has multiple stds and bisexual tendencies.

They look like the couple who live in the party trailer in the mobile home park. The couple even the other trailer trash talk about.

This will end in tears.

WHET Shia Laboof? Is he still a celebrity?

R5 male frau alert. The same poster always ralling against young women. Maybe she is a middle-aged frau who despises young women.

She looks smokin hot in OP's pic and he's got the best hair plugs in the game.

He does look retarded but she’s still hot.

[quote][R5] male frau alert. The same poster always ralling against young women. Maybe she is a middle-aged frau who despises young women

R9 you have comprehension issues. Rallying against young women? How? More like rallying against young women wasting their youth on old men.

It's like looking at a (slightly) less fucked-up version of Aaron Carter.

He knocks up other women, so she better be prepared to pay for his little indiscretions.

Allegedly, they drank each other’s blood to celebrate.

I read that as Meghan Kelly and a Machine Gun.

I think the original Machine Gun Kelly was much hotter.

I saw her in person about 10 years ago and she was breathtaking beautiful. Her eyes with her hair were just striking

R12 you are clearly jealous because no man wants to fuck a bitter old hag like you.

Brian Austin Green must be thrilled that his children are going to have that as a step-father.

R20 how do you mean?

Better than making four people miserable.

At least his album is awesome.

I think he's kind of hot but I wonder how much of that is the hair, tatts and wardrobe. He doesn't look good in that pic though.

[quote]I think he's kind of hot but I wonder how much of that is the hair, tatts and wardrobe

As opposed to what?

I like how he tells everyone that he's sober. Does anyone believe that?

R26 Why, don't you believe people sometimes get sober?

I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

We used to have so many nice things. Now…not so much.

They're so over the top, constantly telling people how in love they are. Truly happy couples don't need to shout it from the rooftop 24/7.

The breakup will be explosive.

We're going to catch the baby as it pops out.

Is he the one who had hair plugs and heaps of cosmetic surgery? She's had a lot of work done too so between that and the Tattoos they have sooooo much in common. The wedding will be remarkable but the divorce will be spectacular!

R27, I believe sober people when the say it. Look at any picture of him from the last year. Xanax and weed at minimum.

Congrats to these trash birds. It won't last.

[quote]I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

When and where was this?!?

He's soooo hawt! Love the tats!

How big is his machine gun?

Kourtney and Travis are also engaged. What a coincidence.

I'm quite sure he he has a giant cock. Being that tall and that skinny, it's inevitable!!

Can he be bigger than Brian Austin Green? BAG had coke can girth from those old pap pics. Lucky girl

Such a lovely couple. I wish them decades of happiness.

[quote] I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

Was he repulsed when doing it? Because I'm sure he has played with several dicks over the years.

She isn't talented but she really wasted her career. So many talentless actresses had a better body of work than her. I'm really surprised how fast her career crashed and burned. I know she pissed off Michael Bay but surely he doesn't control the entire industry. Is she unprofessional or a nightmare to work with? I'm shocked she hasn't at least gotten a role on a trashy soap opera or return to sitcoms ( I know she did that one arc of New Girl though).

Crack heads.

In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree

We asked for magic

We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.

Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.

And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes.

…and then we drank each other’s blood

R43 she also pissed off Spielberg. But i also think it's because she's difficult to work with. I liked her little cameo in Night Teeth as a vampire.

That girl must be BLIND!!!

He is so hideous with that little ugly rat mouth.

R45 She said something Antisemitic and Spielberg said “hit the road bitch”

Good god what is he wearing? Is he grace Jones? Can they not tell how incredibly tacky they are?

She really was stunningly beautiful five or ten years back. She altered her look for the worse with fillers. She now has the KK mannequin look.

[quote] I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

His face looks womanly to me, so he should STFU.

Megan F. has had quite a bit of plastic surgery.

The open-mouth thing could be due to plastic surgery (lip lift). You have to train yourself to close your mouth.

He is PWT fresh out of the Trailer Park and likely got his start on the Jerry Springer show.

More plastic surgery for Megan Fox.

Hair transplants for MGK.

She wears lace wigs, but her game is weak.

Meghan's original face, from her debut in an Olsen twins movie

Megan is pretty in a masculine way in OPs photo.

Megan was good at playing spoiled bitches. She was also in this terrible ABC Family movie Crimes of Fashion with Kaley Cuoco.

R53 Wow, he looks like he is West Virginia white trash!

BAG is hotter.

MGK seems like a giant douchetard but I bet he can fuck real good.

r26 California sober.

R59 BAG is still trash.

It's like they just landed here from a magical continent where it's still 2003.

Death clock for this marriage starting....NOW.

MGK is supposedly a pimp, right?

This is going to be such a shitshow. Violent delights have violent ends.

[quote]She now has the KK mannequin look.

KK has the blow-up doll look. Yeah, Megan still looks good, at least in photos. In person with her face in motion, she probably looks odd. Excessive plastic surgery leads to the uncanny valley.

"Mommy why did is our new daddy Jeffry Star?"

Was Megan ever really bisexual or was it just a lie to be edgy? I found her interesting in 2007 because she showed herself to be weird and put a lot of emphasis on not being like other girls describing herself as a tomboy, gamer and anime fan. She had more personality than the other sex symbols at the time like Jessica Alba, Beyonce and Scarlett Johansson. I liked that Megan was interesting a person because she wasn't just a boring bimbo. She can't act at all though and she was most beautiful between 2004 to 2009.

She was known for telling outlandish tales and her bisexuality was faked just like her tits are. She was plastic looking even before the surgeries, I never understood the hype and she definitely played into the straight male fantasy with the slutty clothes and video game/anime shit but it was all phony.

I doubt this will end in marriage, she's simply looking for a career boost. They look unhygienic.

Whenever I see the name Machine Gun Kelly, I immediately think of THIS guy (see photo) -- a beloved L.A. disc-jockey (KHJ/KTNQ) & Billboard Magazine's 1978 "National Radio Personality of the Year". He also had a number of acting credits (as M.G. Kelly) including guest work on WKRP, Too Close For Comfort, Knots Landing, CHiPs, Fantasy Island.

I have no idea what he looks like now, at age 70....but I'm willing to bet he's still more attractive than that skinny, pasty, tatted-up mess engaged to Megan Fox.

Oooh, I adore his Ed Hardy top!

There is nothing straight about machine gun kelly. Those two leave for publicity so it ends when they are no longer relevant. Basically when we are sick and tired of seeing their face.

Megan Fox says that MGK is her exact physical type and that she has basically been manifesting MGK since she was 4 years. Megan also says that her thoughts and intentions grew MGK into the person that he is and who knows what he would have looked like or been like if not for her.

Why marriage? Won’t last. Ben and Jen. Brad and Jen. Brad and Angelina. On and on. These folks should just bang each other, enjoy their time together and not get into the marriage thing.

MGK has "bisexual tendencies," R5?

Put up or shut up.

Liar.

MGK is really hot, but clearly he has mental problems.

No one with that many tattoos could possibly be sane.

I wonder what went wrong in his life, to make him to this?

Oh, and anyone who has sex with him needs to have hepatitis treatment, I'm sure.

As David Letterman would say, "The lovely and talented Machine Gun Kelly."

Who are these people?

Ha.

Now I understand why MGK needs all the accoutrements.

Without them, he'd be just another plain old white boy.

This is what happens when low class people become famous. They become low class famous people. The money just amplifies it. Like Britney. Or Honey Boo Boo. Or most reality tv people. I wouldn't want any of them in my house.

Crazy Megan Fox believes that she manifested MGK that way r77 with her thoughts and intentions into her "perfect man" and had she not that he would be different.