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Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are engaged!!!

He must be fucking her pussy great! She wants to do marriage again? Yikes.

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by Anonymousreply 68January 20, 2022 12:32 AM

A match made in hell

by Anonymousreply 1January 12, 2022 11:30 PM

My, they are tiresome.

I give it T-3 months after the marriage. If it even comes to pass.

by Anonymousreply 2January 12, 2022 11:40 PM

Why are their mouths hanging open like that? They look like mouth breathing halfwits.

by Anonymousreply 3January 12, 2022 11:40 PM

R3 that's because they ARE mouth breathing halfwits.

by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2022 11:42 PM

This is what happens when young girls marry older men and get tied down with kids too soon. They leave their old man and rebound with a heavily tattooed dude who obviously has multiple stds and bisexual tendencies.

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2022 11:42 PM

They look like the couple who live in the party trailer in the mobile home park. The couple even the other trailer trash talk about.

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2022 11:44 PM

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2022 11:47 PM

WHET Shia Laboof? Is he still a celebrity?

by Anonymousreply 8January 12, 2022 11:51 PM

R5 male frau alert. The same poster always ralling against young women. Maybe she is a middle-aged frau who despises young women.

by Anonymousreply 9January 12, 2022 11:53 PM

She looks smokin hot in OP's pic and he's got the best hair plugs in the game.

by Anonymousreply 10January 12, 2022 11:55 PM

He does look retarded but she’s still hot.

by Anonymousreply 11January 12, 2022 11:59 PM

[quote][R5] male frau alert. The same poster always ralling against young women. Maybe she is a middle-aged frau who despises young women

R9 you have comprehension issues. Rallying against young women? How? More like rallying against young women wasting their youth on old men.

by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2022 12:02 AM

It's like looking at a (slightly) less fucked-up version of Aaron Carter.

by Anonymousreply 13January 13, 2022 12:04 AM

He knocks up other women, so she better be prepared to pay for his little indiscretions.

by Anonymousreply 14January 13, 2022 12:05 AM

Allegedly, they drank each other’s blood to celebrate.

by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2022 12:07 AM

I read that as Meghan Kelly and a Machine Gun.

by Anonymousreply 16January 13, 2022 12:08 AM

I think the original Machine Gun Kelly was much hotter.

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by Anonymousreply 17January 13, 2022 12:14 AM

I saw her in person about 10 years ago and she was breathtaking beautiful. Her eyes with her hair were just striking

by Anonymousreply 18January 13, 2022 12:14 AM

R12 you are clearly jealous because no man wants to fuck a bitter old hag like you.

by Anonymousreply 19January 13, 2022 12:46 AM

Brian Austin Green must be thrilled that his children are going to have that as a step-father.

by Anonymousreply 20January 13, 2022 1:27 AM

R20 how do you mean?

by Anonymousreply 21January 13, 2022 1:31 AM

Better than making four people miserable.

by Anonymousreply 22January 13, 2022 1:34 AM

At least his album is awesome.

by Anonymousreply 23January 13, 2022 4:53 AM

I think he's kind of hot but I wonder how much of that is the hair, tatts and wardrobe. He doesn't look good in that pic though.

by Anonymousreply 24January 13, 2022 5:04 AM

[quote]I think he's kind of hot but I wonder how much of that is the hair, tatts and wardrobe

As opposed to what?

by Anonymousreply 25January 13, 2022 5:24 AM

I like how he tells everyone that he's sober. Does anyone believe that?

by Anonymousreply 26January 13, 2022 5:28 AM

R26 Why, don't you believe people sometimes get sober?

by Anonymousreply 27January 13, 2022 5:33 AM

I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

by Anonymousreply 28January 13, 2022 5:34 AM

We used to have so many nice things. Now…not so much.

by Anonymousreply 29January 13, 2022 5:40 AM

They're so over the top, constantly telling people how in love they are. Truly happy couples don't need to shout it from the rooftop 24/7.

The breakup will be explosive.

by Anonymousreply 30January 13, 2022 5:55 AM

We're going to catch the baby as it pops out.

by Anonymousreply 31January 13, 2022 5:59 AM

Is he the one who had hair plugs and heaps of cosmetic surgery? She's had a lot of work done too so between that and the Tattoos they have sooooo much in common. The wedding will be remarkable but the divorce will be spectacular!

by Anonymousreply 32January 13, 2022 6:05 AM

R27, I believe sober people when the say it. Look at any picture of him from the last year. Xanax and weed at minimum.

by Anonymousreply 33January 13, 2022 6:06 AM

Congrats to these trash birds. It won't last.

by Anonymousreply 34January 13, 2022 9:22 AM

[quote]I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

When and where was this?!?

by Anonymousreply 35January 13, 2022 10:18 AM

He's soooo hawt! Love the tats!

by Anonymousreply 36January 13, 2022 10:34 AM

How big is his machine gun?

by Anonymousreply 37January 13, 2022 10:50 AM

Kourtney and Travis are also engaged. What a coincidence.

by Anonymousreply 38January 13, 2022 2:07 PM

I'm quite sure he he has a giant cock. Being that tall and that skinny, it's inevitable!!

by Anonymousreply 39January 13, 2022 3:18 PM

Can he be bigger than Brian Austin Green? BAG had coke can girth from those old pap pics. Lucky girl

by Anonymousreply 40January 13, 2022 3:24 PM

Such a lovely couple. I wish them decades of happiness.

by Anonymousreply 41January 13, 2022 3:26 PM

[quote] I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

Was he repulsed when doing it? Because I'm sure he has played with several dicks over the years.

by Anonymousreply 42January 13, 2022 4:34 PM

She isn't talented but she really wasted her career. So many talentless actresses had a better body of work than her. I'm really surprised how fast her career crashed and burned. I know she pissed off Michael Bay but surely he doesn't control the entire industry. Is she unprofessional or a nightmare to work with? I'm shocked she hasn't at least gotten a role on a trashy soap opera or return to sitcoms ( I know she did that one arc of New Girl though).

by Anonymousreply 43January 14, 2022 10:12 PM

Crack heads.

In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree

We asked for magic

We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.

Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.

And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes.

…and then we drank each other’s blood

by Anonymousreply 44January 14, 2022 10:29 PM

R43 she also pissed off Spielberg. But i also think it's because she's difficult to work with. I liked her little cameo in Night Teeth as a vampire.

by Anonymousreply 45January 15, 2022 6:00 AM

That girl must be BLIND!!!

He is so hideous with that little ugly rat mouth.

by Anonymousreply 46January 15, 2022 6:10 AM

R45 She said something Antisemitic and Spielberg said “hit the road bitch”

by Anonymousreply 47January 15, 2022 6:11 AM

Good god what is he wearing? Is he grace Jones? Can they not tell how incredibly tacky they are?

by Anonymousreply 48January 15, 2022 6:13 AM

She really was stunningly beautiful five or ten years back. She altered her look for the worse with fillers. She now has the KK mannequin look.

by Anonymousreply 49January 15, 2022 6:18 AM

[quote] I’ll never forget MGK saying in an interview how gross two men together sexually is and how repulsed he was by it

His face looks womanly to me, so he should STFU.

Megan F. has had quite a bit of plastic surgery.

The open-mouth thing could be due to plastic surgery (lip lift). You have to train yourself to close your mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 50January 15, 2022 6:18 AM

He is PWT fresh out of the Trailer Park and likely got his start on the Jerry Springer show.

by Anonymousreply 51January 15, 2022 6:18 AM

More plastic surgery for Megan Fox.

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by Anonymousreply 52January 15, 2022 6:19 AM

Hair transplants for MGK.

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by Anonymousreply 53January 15, 2022 6:21 AM

She wears lace wigs, but her game is weak.

by Anonymousreply 54January 15, 2022 6:21 AM

Meghan's original face, from her debut in an Olsen twins movie

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by Anonymousreply 55January 15, 2022 9:50 PM

Megan is pretty in a masculine way in OPs photo.

by Anonymousreply 56January 15, 2022 10:00 PM

Megan was good at playing spoiled bitches. She was also in this terrible ABC Family movie Crimes of Fashion with Kaley Cuoco.

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by Anonymousreply 57January 15, 2022 11:55 PM

R53 Wow, he looks like he is West Virginia white trash!

by Anonymousreply 58January 16, 2022 3:50 AM

BAG is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 59January 16, 2022 4:32 AM

MGK seems like a giant douchetard but I bet he can fuck real good.

by Anonymousreply 60January 16, 2022 9:05 AM

r26 California sober.

by Anonymousreply 61January 16, 2022 9:08 AM

R59 BAG is still trash.

by Anonymousreply 62January 16, 2022 9:34 AM

It's like they just landed here from a magical continent where it's still 2003.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 20, 2022 12:03 AM

Death clock for this marriage starting....NOW.

by Anonymousreply 64January 20, 2022 12:06 AM

MGK is supposedly a pimp, right?

by Anonymousreply 65January 20, 2022 12:19 AM

This is going to be such a shitshow. Violent delights have violent ends.

by Anonymousreply 66January 20, 2022 12:23 AM

[quote]She now has the KK mannequin look.

KK has the blow-up doll look. Yeah, Megan still looks good, at least in photos. In person with her face in motion, she probably looks odd. Excessive plastic surgery leads to the uncanny valley.

by Anonymousreply 67January 20, 2022 12:26 AM

"Mommy why did is our new daddy Jeffry Star?"

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