“My cock is just too big”

Didn't John Holmes have problems with sensation when trying to stay erect? I may be mistaken, but it seems I read that somewhere. He was never totally hard because of a blood flow problem? Agh! I wish I could remember!!

I noped out of a couple monster cocks in my life.

I remember not really believing everything I was feeling in his jeans when we first hooked up. Sweet guy and we dated for months but there wasn’t much we could do in the sex department. But it was a beautiful amazing cock. He didn’t like having it.

I keep telling my FB that his dick is too big for me, but he won't believe me.

He keeps insisting that "I'm small."

It's the strangest thing.

The guy is hung like a beer can.

I was at a bar in the 90s, and some guy turns to me in the line for drinks and says, "do you want to go back to my place, and I'll fuck you?"

I said, "Thanks, but no."

He said, "Are you sure? I have a 13 inch cock"

I replied, "Definitely not, then!"

"What am I supposed to do with THAT? Throw it over my shoulder and burp it?"

Oh hell I've seen some true monsters, even tried a few. Me I'm hung on the average but very thick side.

In Jr. High I showered after gym with this hillbilly boy who had flunked a couple grades. He had one of those one-in a - hundred proverbial flaccid thigh slappers. Everyone tried not to look. But I could tell he was embarrassed because he was painfully shy to begin with, and he'd have these mottled red splotches on his face.

Can I have his address, R8?

Or was that like 100 years ago?

I remember a kid in middle school in the showers after gym. Good looking with a nice fat dick. After showering he'd stay naked as long as possible to let everyone look at and admire him. When someone asked him why he didn't get dressed like everyone else, he said he liked how it felt on his skin to dry without using a towel.

My first boyfriend had a really great dick. Not overly porn star huge, but very big and thick. He was awfully shy and had a lot of self esteem issues, and often felt that guys only liked him for his dick. I loved him for a lot of other reasons, but that nice dick didn’t hurt! We kept in touch for many years after we broke up…I think he finally learned he had more to offer than just that.

I met a really sweet guy that I hooked up with. His cock was enormous - I am talking an extra limb large. There was not a thing I could do with it and felt really badly. I know this has happened to him many times in the past.

I had one fuck buddy with that mentality.

probably str8 more than bi.

dated women, fucked men for a sexual outlet, being afraid he'd unintentionally injure a woman, which he already had some breakups because of it.

He would have readily had his dick cut in half if there was a surgery without downsides.

But in the reconstructive world, it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole. hence, why most ftms avoid bottom surgery.

My assumptions, like othes here, it was more low self esteem and despite his experiences with women, he was using it as an excuse to shield away from his other trouble spots. He was a kind of a big dumb lovable puppy. the whole gentle giant motif. just too passive and insecure.

I've always considered my cock to be just average. But I've been told by more than one person I've got what's termed good dick. Ok so that chufs my ego.

This thread is really turning me on.

I've always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a HUGE dick.

I still haven't had one yet, though.

Too beaucoup, too beaucoup!

R11, he sounded great. Why'd you break up with him?

r15 well, practice your lamaze breathing, if trust is involved consider an oil based lube or a good topical anesthetic mixed with a water based, polyurethane condoms, and a good dirty jock soaked in poppers to wear like a mask, especially if they're thick. having some neosporin might be a good idea too, if you haven't been practicing with toys. getting a strap to keep a butt plug in all day before your encounter is pretty helpful. got a greater chance for tears, so consider your limits on sti risks.

We fetishize big cocks but I have yet to encounter a guy with one who appreciates the fetish.

R18 is wearing a Scarlet A, but doesn't realize it yet.

I was in a bar, and I saw some friends of a former boyfriend talking to a guy and kind of looking my way, and nodding towards me. Later the guy they were talking to walked up to me and said, “I hear you’ve got the biggest cock in town.” I started laughing and said “That’s what those jealous cunts were telling you? You’re going to have do a lot better than that,” and I walked away. Size queens never impressed me.

r21, are you really hung? How do you feel about?

I am, and I never think about it. I’m also left handed, and I never think about it.

It's amazing how many people are telling stories about really nice or very shy guys who were well hung. I met this Puerto Rican guy several years ago, afraid of possibly hurting me because he was huge. We decided to just go with oral, and he asked me to be gentle because he had a very tight foreskin that didn't retract and he said that sometimes people hurt him in trying to give him pleasure while sucking his dick. Obviously he wasn't going to try to fuck my face so I told him I would go very slowly and do my best to avoid biting him. Much to my surprise, I was able to deep throat him, and he was very turned on and said it felt even better then when he had been able to penetrate someone. He was very sweet and passive in a non-macho way. I've hoped we'd run into each other but that didn't happen. I've been with other guys who were well hung who were either not very nice or just boring, and while I think this guy had a few mental issues, he did turn me on more than most other tricks because of how he was to be with, not just that big middle leg. He liked being touched a lot there, probably because I wasn't hard on the foreskin and I made sure not to hurt him.

I knew a guy (a bug man) whose entire persona was constructed around his massive cock. My partner is a photographer and Chuck answered an ad and made it clear that he could do the art stuff but he also had a routine he had to do.

He's do a striptease leading up to his unveiling. He'd wear a fedora. He was turned on by the studio lights and setting. He'd pull a large condom on and it would tear to pieces. He'd start to jerk off and I can still hear the sound of the globs of his satisfaction landing on the paper background pulled out to stand on (as one does - my partner knew not to use cloth for these preliminary antics. And Chuck insisted on an audience, so my partner would try to find people to watch. Then after Chuck was done my partner would do the photos he wanted, which didn't have anything to do with cock - he liked male portraiture and the bug man look was a great image. I think he did three sessions.

I demurred for the third session's start (It was too ridiculous.) and Chuck wanted to know where I was. He was straight but loved it when anyone provided some cock worship, and we had a manwhore neighbor who begged to touch it. Chuck permitted a small lick as well.

A close friend (straight) told me he had a 12/13 incher and he had nothing but problems. All girls to include his new wife couldn’t take him deep. I’ll take an average dick anytime.

"mostly self-conscious about it, rather than happy, most of the time. If you’re truly very large, are you ambivalent"

OP what is your native language?

R26 I'm sure he was being truthful, too!

DL people I'm 7x6- is that a decent size?

r29 I would say in the gay meat market, most would consider it within average length or better than average but not quite considered large. It would be considered thick to most. Those labelled as size queens usually mention their starting preference at 8+

R30-The average length of a fully erect penis is about 5.8 inches so 7 inches is definitely bigger than average.

But by no account the sort of appendage that might cause self-consciousness

R25, wtf is a "bug man?"

I used to worry that my ass was too big. This was back a couple years ago before I got really sick and emaciated. I was 19, went to spin class 3 times a week, and I'm also half middle eastern. So I had a pretty large dumper. Anyways, the first time I tried having sex, the guy's dick wasn't big enough to reach my asshole. We probably could have changed positions to make it easier, but both of us were inexperienced. He panicked and said he actually didn't want to fuck me, so I sucked him off. Since then I avoided bottoming, and then my health went. Sooo I sympathize with the guys with big cocks.

I KNOW I'm bigger than average because every time I've put a condom on to fuck a guy it's SO TIGHT.

Mines is very thick and large. It is a bit over 8 inches and wrist thick. I had no idea it was above average until after years of reactions from partners. People noticed in the gym apparently but I didn’t know I was being scoped out until told. I’ve actually lost possible boyfriends because of it so it’s not all that great. I get attention from size queens who are way more sexually adventurous and promiscuous than I am.

My experience is most guys look like this down there. But you probably won't find them on Grindr (NSFW).

Like R29 I have a slightly longer than average but very girthy 7x6 cock, it is perfectly straight with a large mushroom head. While that doesn’t qualify as a monster, I’ve only been with a handful of guys as big or bigger. I never mention it beforehand, and usually get a very pleasantly surprised reaction - I’ve been told many times that’s it’s a beautiful cock. Condoms can be a problem - Magnum XLs are the only ones that fit properly, but they are so thick that they block almost all sensation. Now that so many guys are on Prep that’s become much less of an issue.

It has definitely been too much of a good thing on some occasions. I always tell the guy that I have no ego involved - if he doesn’t want to attempt taking it, or doesn’t enjoy it, there are plenty of other ways for us to have fun. Most guys really enjoy sucking and just handling it. I’m grateful for the happy accident of being born nicely hung, but it’s not a crucial part of my self-image.

R33, I have to assume that R25 meant that Chuck was an entomologist, who liked to escape the tedium of his career by showing off.

Had a friend in grade school, middle school- always knew he was "large". He came over one afternoon freshman year of high school & all of a sudden said- "lets skinny dip"- OK- granted I had never seen it, just noticed it here & there. Yeah- it was a great afternoon playing with him on the beach/pool, but I wasn't experienced enough to have "hopped" on it- so we had a JO session & it was our only go round at that time.... Walking him to the bus stop later in the day with my ten speed I noticed he was as long as my ten speed handlebars were wide..... We were 15 at the time. Forward 15 years later when I went home for a visit & a friend got us all together, he reminded me of that afternoon & asked if I was still into guys- I said yeah, but knew he was a bit of a whore- so we met up later & had yet another JO & that was that- he wanted to fuck, but I said- yeah- still no...... He said he gets that a lot..... I wish I could have photographed, he & body/cock are still beautiful. I follow him in social media & we are friends. He lives in Vegas & always says to look him up if I ever swing through..... So tempted @ times......

Last summer in NYC I met this Dutch guy who lives in the city....He is like 7 feet tall and had a legit 9 plus inches....Rock hard and super straight...So thick that I couldn't grasp it with my hand....Could barely suck it and I'm a cocksucking whore...

Nobody says anything about my dick. People are sometimes kind.

r31 yes but gays have higher standards than str8 women when it comes to cock.

R36 "Mines is..."

Mines is?

Let's use English here, dear.

It seems that anatomically women would be more able to accommodate a really large man, because vaginas. The butt just doesn't seem as...flexible. Meanwhile I bet gay men are [italic] way [/italic] more into giant dick and want it.

Women pass babies through their vaginas. You've got a really ignorant view of the human body if you think an anus can handle a cock better than a vagina.

that's what I said r45

Vaginal depth is between 3.5-7 inches. You don’t want him poking too much on the cervix—it hurts.

V is way more welcoming to girth though

R13 That is such a gay-porn scenario!

R18 This sound like a surgery.

R41- No.

You're JUST a whore, darlin.

I have encountered a handful of monster dicks in my day and I agree that most guys who have them do wish they were smaller. Only once did I encounter one that even I couldnt handle. It wasnt so much the length,though that was above average too,it was the thickness. Like the bitch upthread Im an old and experienced cock gobbler,and I could barely get the head of that thing in. He wanted to fuck me and I was like "Hell No!" . So I ended up licking it and jacking him off,wich is what he said was all he ever got. Sorry Charlie,that thing was a guaranteed trip to the ER .

Too big means too big for fun. But I've taken a few big ones, nine inchers as thick as ones wrist. They made my eyes roll back and hit my prostate to make me cum handsfree. Not so fun for sucking though.

A bug man is an exterminator; out here we call him the spray man. When someone asks me what a spray man is, I know they have bugs in their house! Y’all dirty!

r50 but it's quite common especially with younger guys. Horny dudes with either huge cocks or little pricksare more apt to explore the lust that dares not speak its name. But they're usually lousy lazy lays compared to porn.

r51 surgery might be easier, especially if they're thick. Taking a huge thick cock is on par with fisting. And If we say fisting there's not too many guys out there willing to try it as they can more easily imagine the potential damage and pain but dick is another matter especially if they've already taken a few or they're only judging their hookup by pic without a side by side reference. Most dudes can't eyeball the size from a pic, they tend to think many cocks are smaller than they are... which sets some up for taking more than they can handle.

We've talked a lot from the bottoms' point of view on DL, this thread is about the tops'

...or bottoms with monsters

R33, an exterminator who sprays for cockroaches and other pests.

Your "wtf" is obnoxious. Spritz, spritz.

R21 and the art of the humble brag…

I don't believe r21's reply about being hung either

[quote] I am, and I never think about it. I’m also left handed, and I never think about it.

I'm pretty hung and there have been a lot of pain issues when i try and top someone. It takes forever for him to get open and relaxed and greased up enough and by then i've lost interest.

R62- Don't you find condoms to be generally TOO TIGHT.

I had a fuck buddy who for all the world looked like Nicolas Cage's younger brother. He had a massive cock. A true double digit horsedick.

I handled it a little better than some of the twinks he'd fooled around with, but still, it was a lot. I basically had to give the base of his cock the death grip of all death grips and then go down on the rest to get him off. It was a lot of work, but....it was beautiful to have that man get off in my mouth. I'll remember his deep voice, moaning, telling me he was cumming.....and the feeling like a garden hose was spraying in my mouth.

But yeah, he said when he came out he had a lot of attention from guys, but it always dissolved into guys begging him to JO for them. No one would touch him, even. He said he felt almost like a show pony after a while. I really liked him and might have tried to make something out of it (and let him try to fuck me) but I am pretty sure he might have been involved with organized crime.

In Chicago I had a lot of close friends who were into "bears" or liked big men. I went to a few bar nights or events with them, because I knew I wasn't going to be in the midst of any drama and could just go have a good time and chat. Talked to a few guys and learned guys were treating them the same as if str8 guys were chasing blondes with big boobs - guys reducing them to one physical attribute. Sounds fun but isn't.

R64- John Holmes was HUGE. I watched a gay porn movie with him from what looks like around 1980 and the bottom he's fucking manages to get fucked by him nicely.

r62 That was me and my husband. Legit 11 inches huge and scary. It took a month of training but I love him and he wanted to fuck so we worked on it. I think he cried when he finally got in and I was not trying to run away. It can be done but you either need to be an experienced bottom or want to be and no my ass is not a sloppy hole now, just as tight as it was before, just need to relax and trust the other person. I won't go into details about how we got there but it was damn fun getting there. It also helped I could unhinge my jaw and deep throat him

When you have a big cock you realize how many guys can't control their teeth when they give head. Open wide for chunky!

All of these SOB stories about guys with HUGE cocks- should we feel sorry for them or should we feel sorry for the guys who are only THREE inches fully erect.

I think this is a scene from the last Tales And The City- this guy is far TOO small to have such an attitude.

Nothing that is exaggerated looks good. Not to mention it is of no use. Only as a fetish for some.

Oh, I wouldn't say NO use. There are some fun things that can be done.

My fuck bud and I went to a group JO party and I loved just smacking it around in front of them. He smacked it on my face a few times. And he made a few guys shoot the second he sat down and started to self suck.

But yeah, regular sucking and fucking can be a ridiculously complicated thing.

r71 oh but sooo worth it when it goes in right.

reminded of Buck 65 - Centaur

[quote] It also helped I could unhinge my jaw and deep throat him

I've heard of unhinging one's jaw before. How does someone [italic] do [/italic] that??

I think it's very exciting to get a man's hole ready for fucking. Rimming, lubing, fingering... it's all foreplay. Have him sit on your face while he sucks your dick.

[quote] dated women, fucked men for a sexual outlet

No dear, he fucked men for one and only one reason. Because fucking men turned him on. He was probably one of those homos who dated broads as a way to fool himself into believing he wasn't a full fledge feygele.

You boys who couldn't accommodate the monsters are just amateurs. I was always oral only, at least bottom wise. I never had any problem getting even the most massive members balls deep down my gullet. There's still some things us old timers can teach you young'uns.

R77/grandpa, I imagine that the ability to remove your teeth gives you quite an advantage in deep throating the oversized.

All my teeth are the ones I grew myself lad.

R77, I support you fully, but you do make oral sex sound like something involving Popeye's Bluto and a scrotum that resembles a cactus.

r76 You'll find these types among many -- frequently, the horny with no other resources available or the lonely with poor self esteem or social difficulties, both often young and the majority will outgrow it.

more frequently among adults despite sitcoms suggesting are chub men. so, too for a while were str8 hiv positive men as well as the disabled, particularly among the deaf, especially if isolated.

but, of course, there is the greater stigma against gay/bi men in general. And more so, the invalidation of heterosexuality when a guy does anything gay vs str8 girls making out for free drinks or pop career. and the othering, third sex or neutered state, of the homosexuals. We don't see this as much for a gay that had a hetero encounter. go figure.

But young lads would fuck a hole in the ground if they thought it might get them off just as young lasses might imagine a package of hot dogs to be one of the sports teams. Everyone knows a hotdog Holly but we also carry that stigma against women of having any sexual desire without adding corruption into the mix. hence, the popularities of vampire stories or many a females' obsession with gay porn and fiction despite often being homophobic themselves..

what the fuck just happened

r74 not sure I do anyhting it just sort of clicks past a point of opening and suddenly I can get my fist in there. I also have little gag reflex. When I first started dating my hubsand he told me the second date (when it seemed to be headed to the bedroom) that he was unsually big. I laughed thinking yeah right and he said, it is the size of a can of pringles.

I hear it all the time but honestly I think it's more about the size of the buttholes.

John Holmes couldn't get fully erect because his body had conditioned itself to not allow it as a fully erect penis would have drained his brain and heart of too much blood and he would have dropped dead.

Sure, R85. But Milton Berle lived into his 80s.

Sometimes there can be too much of a good thing. I ran into two guys who were very big. (Met them on separate occasions.) They were really cute. Both from the Middle East who said they had "girlfriends who couldn't swallow" their large cocks. I wasn't really interested in either of them at the times that I met them. (I really have to be into a guy before I get into sex. I know. I should be a lesbian.) Anyway, oddly enough, the scenario unfolded pretty much the same with both of them. Just to add, they both lived in my building in New York, so I saw them somewhat frequently.) I said no to them both. I was too tired, had to get up early, etc.... At this point, they each (on separate occasions, mind you) assured me they had big cocks. Anyway, after a little back and forth, I agreed to go back their apartments with them. They both did have pretty large dicks. But they were thick and spongy and never got really hard. I gave them each head for what seemed like forever, but it didn't go anywhere. They were too big for anal, but they weren't hard anyway, so there was no point in suggesting that. I finally just gave them hand jobs until they came.

So, just to summarize, big cocks aren't always the best cocks.

OP, that was actually something we heard said almost every morning on the set of "The Golden Girls."

It would depend on your sex life and your ego.

If your sex life is good - you have sex partners who can handle the dick and the dick performs and is sensitive, then why would any man have a problem? You have a monster cock you can stuff in your pants and you "win."

But what if you're really big and sex is often disappointing because most people can't do much with it no matter their giant cock fantasies. Then I think you'd see some men wishing they had a more manageable cock. Some others wouldn't - they'd still want to be the biggest due to their ego.

R90 = a veritable Voltaire

[quote]Vaginal depth is between 3.5-7 inches. [bold]You don’t want him poking too much on the cervix—it hurts.[/bold]

Mother of God, I just got a war flashback. I ended up having to seek medical attention because of a badly bruised cervix.

Apparently (I didn't know this at the time), when women are aroused, the vagina will actually expand in length to accommodate a penis so that the cervix is further back and "out of reach." When not aroused, it's lower and more likely to get injured. That's a major reason why I quit trying date men. I'm not sexually attracted to them. Thus, trying to "fake it 'til you make it" and be "normal" is quite literally bad for my physical well-being. Fuck that shit. -_-

I'm also curious about guys who are really big soft, and if the package they present is something they're more proud of or wish they could minimise. Or if they have the choice to 'present' more when they're feeling like it.

Did John Holmes really "train" his dick not to get fully erect or was that just the result of his drug problems and health issues?

Ron Jeremy is supposed to have the same issue--very big dick that feels "spongy" or "squishy" even when "erect," according to women in the industry.

Perhaps it's age related that men with huge dicks can't get enough blood flow to get fully erect even in their late twenties or thirties. Maybe only very young men who are huge can get fully erect as blood flow decreases with age. The bigger the dick, the more blood flow needed.

[quote] big cocks aren't always the best cocks.

Oh hon, you couldn't be more wrong.

I've been with about 3 men with big dicks - like 9 inches plus - and they never get hard. And they have so many hangups. In my experience, 7 - 8" is best.

R98- Then you would like me- I'm 7 inches long and 6 inches around.

Same here. Happy with my size. Wish I were beignet soft. Grower.

Oh shit. BIGGER soft. Seriously iPhone you prefer “beignets” to “bigger”??

In a sauna, i saw a young man with an uncut dick that looked like an overstuffed burrito. It was small on both ends but huge in the middle.

Poor guy said he couldn't find anyone, man or woman, who wanted to be fucked with it.

r102 you just struck up a conversation with a young man in a sauna [italic] about his cock[/italic]?

r103 Well, I guess we were cruising each other at the time.

R104, And…..?

r105 And I had a sympathetic conversation with him. I tried to give him fatherly advice and told him to "hang in there."

But you didn’t offer him your hole?

R105 I hope you are not gullible enough to actually believe any of this

My VERY first gay experience & my sort of boyfriend for a year & 1/2. He was/is still gorgeous, his dick was seriously 2 times the width & had the same bend/curve to my moms 1987 Mercedes 450SEL steering wheel.......(I may have a Polaroid somewhere) We tried but nope- too much for me at that time. He's been with a great woman for years & we love her. He does get openly "flirty" & thats so fun because he is the epitome of a "bro"(not douchy though). His wife knows we were BF's as teen's & she comments on his dick after the wine is flowing when ever we get together..... I know he gets turned on when we talk about it...... We're all in our mid/late 50's so you never know- fluidity........

R109 I'm jealous! They sound fabulous friends to have longterm. You're lucky.

Whoever mentioned a woman's vagina and childbirth needs to go back to anatomy school and learn about childbirth. The contractions expand the cervix to allow the baby to pass the birth canal. John Holmes and Ron Jeremy had substance abuse problems. In the early films, they had fully hard erect cocks. I have mentioned it before buy my husband is freakishly hung. Now at 47 he still gets hard when the wind blows. I mean when we get ready for bed, every fucking night, he comes out of the bathroom with a boner.

R111 And what happens then?

I mean do you help him with the boner or does he goes to sleep like that.

r113 Oh that. Well I never ever ever let him go to sleep without at least a blow job. Morning too. I treat it like it is my job :). Keeps him happy and agreeable. He is kind of dorky, but the mother fucker loves me no matter what so I do my best to keep him happy.

You are a great guy R114. But in the morning too! Your guy is the sex machine.

r115 Well we both have morning wood, maybe the vegan thing who knows, but yeah he is constantly hard. The only time we don't have sex is if he is sick with a cold or the flu. Keeps the spark in the relationship. He loves to top but it takes some planning, which is why I keep him cumming, so to speak. Lucky for me I can deep throat with little effort and according to him it is the most amazing feeling - He was hooked on me first time I blew him. Took a bit to grow on my but he was persistant. Depsite the baby arm for a dick he was not my usual type.

If I had a dime for every time I heard that coming from a certain dressing room on the set of "The Golden Girls"!

R117- I have no doubt that Beatrice ARTHUR was VERY well hung.

Doesn't anyone have any more big cock stories? Has the thread really died before 120 posts? Sad.

I have had the pleasure to know a few guys with cock that were just too big. It wasn't fun and games for them! One of them was an Austrian in NY who made a meagre living about 15-20 years ago online due to his mega cock and pretty hot body. This was all before big revenue streams were possible with amateur porn. I met him in bar in Bern Switzerland. I could get the head in my mouth, that's it. I tried every substance to loosen my ass, over 2 days, but it was no use. I know a whore from Cameroun. He's a god physically about 6'3 or 4 and naturally powerfully built and gorgeous, and nice, and he's got about 11 fat inches. He has a Masters as do most of his middle class family. Yet he sells his "perfect" genetics around European capitals a few months a year then goes home and kicks back. He says his cock is too big and I agreed, I could do nothing with it. But he says there are a handful of completely blown out gay men who live for it and pay well. In a way his cock has become his ruin because he probably should have bothered to have some kind of real job and career. But he's so beautiful and horse hung. This is the result.

My tight, dainty lady pussy's mission is to satisfy my gentleman callers, regardless of size. I moan and squeal like Minnie Mouse when receiving the enormous ones; however, the thrill is immense and most satisfying.

r119 It gets repetitive and it attracts too many negative nancys annoyed that all the nellies are regaling their tales of being the more popular cockwhores

OP are you versatile?

Now I wouldn't consider my cock big nor would most ho... I'm more the deceptive side show, as a novelty act, I can suck myself off and with a hot bath, go fuck myself. But that's more about flexibility, variations in erection (soft hard vs fully erect) and how my cock sits on my body. And as I enjoy a good bubble derriere on muscular stocky guy, the insertable length is rather small or average unless I'm fucking missionary with a near anorexic waif. And I'm one of those freaks that don't much care for getting my dick sucked, it's kind of like masturbation, sure it could be fun but it just takes too long for the average cock guzzler to get me off that way.

So, bigger than average by str8 standards but on the smaller side for gay.

Dick positions: For a lot of guys, their cocks are tight to the body and when they get erect, they stand out or up. And soft or hard, it doesn't have much give to stretch.

Also, many with this type of cock bod, with a soft erection it's too soft for penetration.. so unless they're massively hung, a show-er or able to maintain a soft erection, you're not likely to see it hanging from the backside unless they're bent over. Aesthetic wise, they tend to have the more veiny hard erections and able to make it repetitively bounce when they clench their buttocks.

while the prominent other type are guys with cocks and balls that stand out further away from the body, looking like they're wearing a thick cockring and often appear as if they sit lower on the body. They tend to be more show-ers than growers and when standing, from the back, you're more likely to see a bit of their balls or cock hanging; whether fully soft or partially erect. they might have some spring in their full erections but often it's a lazy elephant trunk that just hangs or points more to the ground than the sky. Aesthetic wise, they often appear bigger than they are and tend to be more the smooth type of erection unless using rings, poppers, pumps, etc.

R125- You talk TOO MUCH but what you're saying sounds like gibberish.

Yes, there can be too much of a good thing.

r126 yes, I'm quite verbose especially for the emoji generation.

But it is quite factual.

I dumbed down some of it

which perhaps you'd be more aware of it in regards to penis lengthening surgeries that focus on altering the suspensory ligament

" He is kind of dorky, but the mother fucker loves me no matter what so I do my best to keep him happy."

Dorky in what way, R114? I'm envisioning a clip-on tie and a pocket protector.

r126 Or you can examine porn. You'd do better with focusing on side profiles.

We could also examine why so many guys are bad at determining penis size by visual.

But there's many debates as to how to measure you penis

problem is one method doesn't not fit all.

For many men part of the penis is hidden or seemingly retracted into the body until fully erect. Or sometimes even while erect. Obviously, that's more frequent with fatties but it does happen sometimes with fitter body types, too.

So, a guy with a cock that extends further out from the body can have a five inch dick that to many looks closer to seven or eight

just as someone with an eight inch or even bigger dick that is closer to body may appear half it's size

unless there's a direct comparison with a common object vs a more mutable sized rulers because the numbers don't matter for the way most people visualize. it's easier for them to gauge size by comparison to say a beer can (be it a brand they're familiar with) than by a ruler.

r130 well, closer to the body, bigger pubic mounds or tighter ligments

I have a female friend who told had some guy this exact thing, "it's just too big". She figured she would try to give him a blow job, but mouth couldn't fit over it. She held up her arm and made a fist and said he was the exact size of her forearm (fingertips to the elbow).

OK "Miss noodle dick pubic mound troll" above 😵‍💫🤢has shat permanent ick GROSS images 🤮🤮 onto this thread, which is now dead to me.

r132 Yeah, most chicas seem to want thick with lengths within a range of 5.5 to 8" for vaginal, but more average thickness for oral unless they're really into it but comparatively, there's fewer women into giving oral especially without quid pro quo than there are dudes into giving and not receiving. And anal is where baby dicks win for most women.

However, I find the majority of unsatisfied comments from women tend to revolve around too long, jabbing, pencil dicks than too thick or even too short unless it's a micro peen.

Many also seem to dislike big balls and low hangers but don't like the aesthetics of small balls. Though mostly, complaints are less about the testicles than the scrotum.

even if their go-to insult is towards lengths, which is more recognizing guys insecurities over length vs girth... making it an easy dig.

r133 Shall we change into an image thread of old man dick and what happens with age, obesity, excessive partying and generally shitty health?

I once met a guy in the Ramble with his huge dick hanging out who, after we hooked up, professed to be offended by guys who were turned on by his monster cock.

Anything, please, but more of Miss Noodle Dick Pubic Mound

r129 He is a programmer. He is 6'4" and thin but muscular. He likes anime, comic books, and computer games. He can be quite handsome when he tries but he never tries. Oddly he is hard-core vegan, which I learned to be (not hardcore). I know he has been hit on by guys hotter than me and he has turned them down flat. The man loves me like no one else and that is the sexiest thing in the world to me.

R134 = The Gallup pollster of women's penile preferences

r136

r139 while the majority was cut during covid, there's usually a large grant for public health stats and there's also many universities that outsource research opportunities. If you're in a medical or allied health field, it's a fairly decent way to pad your resume and supplement your income with little to no effort. It's a little higher if you have a biostat background or work in at-risk communities, urban centers or isolated (rural) communities.

Also, once women/girls find you're a fag, you're casually subjected to many TMI categories of conversation in general. . . and more so if you have any kind of medical background, in that case, you get even str8 dudes going TMI but often it involves them wanting you to check out a growth they're too embarassed to ask their doc about.

If you want to see how stupid people are.. then volunteer/work on a university campus or sexual health clinic. Most are merely paranoid about how normal/unusual they are. . . I'd say one of the more inane concerns from guys is the obsession with the consistency/changes of their semen and fearing it's something serious.

This sweet guy once told me his cock was so big he needed a transfusion every time he wanted to get it up, so he became a bottom because the pressure to maintain an erection was too much and he wasn't enjoying sex. And then he wasn't enjoying sex as a bottom that much either and wished he could be a better top. So yeah, a large cock can be burdensome.

I never had any complaints.

Really, all you need is some insertion 'back there'. Some enthusiastic back 'n forth. I find toppish attitude more exciting than size.

When I see threads like this it always reminds me of a guy I once spent 3 months pursuing. He was tall,cute and redneck as hell with a giant bulge. His main response when I would hit on him was "you couldnt handle it" wich of course whetted my appetite ferociously ! Finally,after much cajoling (and tons of money on drinks) he finally agreed to get together,but he warned me sternly that he hadnt had good luck with anal and hoped I could back up the shit i talked. I swear to you,I fasted for 3 days beforehand and douched several times before I went to his room. I get in there,he drops his pants,and the biggest dick Ive ever seen (before or since) flopped out . I know,we all say that,but his was genuinely massive. So I proceed to gobble and slurp and choke on that thing until he is rock hard. I had misgivings at that point because I didnt think he could stick that monster in anyone without great pain on the receiver! I could only get about half of it in my throat,and Im no slouch on eating big dicks.

So we get in position with me on my knees on the end of the bed and him standing behind me,and he starts to slowly work it in. Im squalling like a scalded cat and he says "relax,thats only about a quarter of it" .and works it the rest of the way in. I swear to god I felt it in my stomach,and te pain was unbelievable. Finally he hits rock bottom and lets it sit there for a minute so I can get used to it,then he slowly pulls it out and goes back in. He gets about 3-4 good deep thrusts in and I literally explode with shit like an opened fire hydrant . He jumps back cursing me for filth and runs to the shower. I am so humiliated I just grab a towel,wipe off ,dress and run out the door in shame. Needless to say he never spoke to me again.In fact I avoided that bar for a while after. I was too embarrassed. As an aside,Ive been fucked by countless dicks of all shapes and sizes and he was only the 2nd person Id ever had that happen with .

People get fisted for christ's sake, you can take a big dick.

People can get fisted but not many people do get fisted. The hugest cocks on earth won't faze an experienced fistee. I've fisted plenty of guys and never managed to get a fist up my bumm. There are indeed cocks too big for my hole but its about thickness + length so lets say 9+ and FAT and hard. Rubbery long cocks - no problem.

[quote] I once met a guy in the Ramble with his huge dick hanging out who, after we hooked up, professed to be offended by guys who were turned on by his monster cock.

I get it. It sounds insane - who would complain? - but when someone only talks to you or wants you for your huge tits/dick etc. it gets tiresome. I've been there. Even in casual hookups you kinda want someone to at least acknowledge there's a person attached to the giant fuckstick.

I messed around with my friend when we were teens, for a few years. He was HUGE, and still probably the biggest cock I have encountered. We eventually worked our way to oral, and I can remember barely being able to get the head in my mouth. Of course, it was my first cock so I didn’t have much experience. I often wonder about revisiting that cock to see how I could navigate it now. I haven’t seen him in 30 years, but I’ve heard he’s even weirder now, so I don’t think I’ll be seeking that out!

I talked about him in that thread here about wondering if “straight” guys ever think about their earlier gay experiences. Posters here were encouraging me to reach out to him on Facebook, but I eventually didn’t. Don’t need to open that can of worms!

r149 let me do it!

Haha, have at r150! It really was something. I have been with only one guy who was longer, but he wasn’t as thick. Flaccid, my friend looked pretty regular, but erect, it was a monster. It was so heavy you could barely lift it off his stomach. I felt bad a bit that I couldn’t really blow him very well, since he sucked mine like a champ, but like I said, I couldn’t do much more than the head. I did like playing with it though!

r151 okay how do I find him?

Well in my case one guy I met. He was black and hung very nicely. About 2.5x larger than mine. Found out I could deep throat the hell out of him with no gag reflex. Now when it came to anal no way. But I was young then. As I got a little more experience I've only been fucked by big cock. It's strange I seem to attract them.

Its not strange, dear. You know there is a list in every city of the sluts who can handle 10+ inches both orally and up the Holland Ass Tunnel. The horse hung guys pass it around and make comments of the cock whores not to be missed.

My hole is too tight, more like.

So far most of these stories have been about encountering big cock. Would someone with a big cock care to comment?

So no one who posts on DL has a big cock?

I do R157, but I am too modest to brag.

Please R158 tell us a bit more. You type sexy.

I remember a horrible story about a guy who had what was pretty much a third leg fucking his girlfriend and thrusting too deep/hard and tearing the wall of her vagina causing permanent damage.

Thank you R159. It must be my modesty that is sexy.

Hung out with a guy for a weekend. I was so tuned on - but ultimately could do nothing with it. Was over it by Monday. My sense is it was a common occurrence. Fascinating - but unusable.

I had a fuck buddy who got a colon fistula from a horse hung partner. It was VERY serious. True, his colon was already in bad shape from his appetite for fisting.

R163 I would prohibit fisting by the law. Like money landing. Some people need to be protected from themselves and their stupidity.

r162 Not everyone can shitout a gerbil, dear.

Does 7½ by 6 qualify?

R145 That was a beautiful story, like a passage from a romantic novel, thanks for sharing…

Posted above about my husband. He is 11x8. I kid you not it looks cartoonish on his thin frame. Like they took a normal cock and blew it up in photoshop and stuck it back on. Our first time together I managed to deep throat him, which i think won him over lol. I was trying and trying and it just went down and he goes "wow, no one has ever done that to me," I knew he was a top because when we did have sex he would always position himself to top. But he knew it was going to take some practice. I won't go into details but the first time was amazing and I saw stars, in a good way. Once we jumped that hurdle I knew he was a keeper.

[quote] Posted above about my husband. He is 11x8

Practically letter size.

When I worked for Lombard Odier in the London office, my Nigerian driver Ekong was 12x8.

Amateurs!

Straight men with a super cock can't fully utilize their organ with women and too tight pussies. On occasion, the men enjoy being able to use a gay man's ass so they can do full penetration and get lots of appreciation and no complaints.

r169 exactly right. He never even warned me. The first time it was like WHOA what is that? He is so unpretentious too. He knows his dick is godlike but he never once told me or after I discovered moby dick, use the "yeah work that big cock" line. The other great thing about him is his tongue is freakishly long. The other thing that won me over.

He sounds like a real charmer, r173.

r174 he is..despite all the things above, the man loves me like no one else in my life every has. I have never once worried if he is cheating.

And they say romance is dead.

I had a big cock, and he had almost nothing but mental trauma over it.

He couldn't just let loose. He was paranoid that his dick was the only thing anyone wanted from him.

Granted, he had many other issues as well and had been in therapy (as had all of his siblings), but let's just say that the big dick dud not help him over come his inability to trust nor did it help him be more comfortable in his own skin.

Last night I had a dream about him, and in the dream he had become trans. I guess so he didn't have to deal with it (he's nowhere near trans in real life).

Most of my lovers have had xll cocks that were just too big. Because I started at 12 on my Dad's wonderful 9 inches which was so thrilling. And of course he opened me up, stretched me out, and soon I wanted and needed bigger and bigger. Next was my uncle's 10, and then my HS coach's 10.5. The problem was it became very difficult to find the 10+ inchers. So I went to college in Brazil. Finally settled down with 13" for a decade. When I hit 30, my quest for size reawakened.

All these posts “not a thing I could do with it.” wtf? They must be from fraus. No cock is EVER too big to give pleasure to, or to be taken! And that includes the pro pumper I met whose organ was immense.

r179 poster with a husband who is well hung. It took me a month to be able to get fucked by him and I had to use large butt plugs to get used to it. He told me as much when we first got together. He knew it was going to take time. The feeling is odd not the actual sex that is awesome but initially. You never get used to the size going in.

It took more than one man to change my name to Chunnel.

[quote]You never get used to the size going in.

Hand him over.

r182 no way. He is a keeper. You would be hard-pressed to lure him away anyhow. The man is devoted. I dunno why but he loves me.

R130 "half it's size." Oh, dear.

One of my ex-bf told his roommate he wished my cock was smaller. I giggled.