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JANET covers ALLURE magazine

Looking regal as usual.

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by Anonymousreply 90January 14, 2022 1:41 AM

Her nose is going the way of brother's. I suspect it'll completely fall off soon.

by Anonymousreply 1January 11, 2022 3:49 PM

I remember her on Good Times.

by Anonymousreply 2January 11, 2022 3:50 PM

The slayage is REAL.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 11, 2022 3:53 PM

For Janet now Good Times = unlimited crab and biscuits at the all you can eat buffet!

by Anonymousreply 4January 11, 2022 3:54 PM

OMG, she looks amazing!

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by Anonymousreply 5January 11, 2022 3:56 PM

She look so natural.

by Anonymousreply 6January 11, 2022 4:48 PM

^^looks^^

by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2022 4:49 PM

*whisper*

*coo*

by Anonymousreply 8January 11, 2022 4:57 PM

Potato head.

by Anonymousreply 9January 11, 2022 5:12 PM

QUEEN

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by Anonymousreply 10January 11, 2022 5:59 PM

Her nose is terrifying.

by Anonymousreply 11January 11, 2022 6:05 PM

Why’d she redo her nose again? It was so cute in her 90’s videos. I can’t understand celebs. Many can’t stop. at least she looks better than Madge.

by Anonymousreply 12January 11, 2022 6:22 PM

Why is she on the cover of a magazine? Did she win a contest?

by Anonymousreply 13January 11, 2022 6:24 PM

[quote]Why is she on the cover of a magazine?

When you're an iconic, trendsetting superstar, these things tend to happen.

by Anonymousreply 14January 11, 2022 6:31 PM

yes, gorilla, but we're talking about Janet.

by Anonymousreply 15January 11, 2022 6:33 PM

She is fatnet.

by Anonymousreply 16January 11, 2022 6:35 PM

What did Janet do to piss GMA off that they'd use this horrid pic to promote her appearance?

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by Anonymousreply 17January 11, 2022 6:36 PM

Is she morphing into Michael?

by Anonymousreply 18January 11, 2022 6:40 PM

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by Anonymousreply 19January 11, 2022 6:49 PM

Her face looks glorious, I think she has such a lovely face. She didn't need further nose thinning but I don't think it looks bad.

That being said, even if she's not a sylph anymore, and a bit more zaftig, did they have to style her in sleeping bags in 2 photos? She deserves better. The rest of the styling: Hair, makeup, jewelry, etc. is wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 20January 11, 2022 7:07 PM

Does she ever mention her late brother and address his somewhat …controversial legacy?

by Anonymousreply 21January 11, 2022 7:11 PM

R21 yup she has a doc coming out at the end of the Month where she addresses it, the trailer looks good

by Anonymousreply 22January 11, 2022 7:19 PM

Her hair lately is tragic. Get a decent weave that isn’t ripping your edges out.

by Anonymousreply 23January 11, 2022 8:00 PM

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 24January 11, 2022 11:48 PM

^Old, doctored pic.

by Anonymousreply 25January 11, 2022 11:50 PM

Is La Toya still a sylph?

by Anonymousreply 26January 12, 2022 12:01 AM

She's morphed into a Filipino draq queen.

by Anonymousreply 27January 12, 2022 12:08 AM

R25=lying sack of shit.

by Anonymousreply 28January 12, 2022 12:10 AM

^STAY PRESSED.

by Anonymousreply 29January 12, 2022 3:22 AM

^Like your whore mama's titties, CUNT JABBA?^

by Anonymousreply 30January 12, 2022 3:40 AM

Next poster is a CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 31January 12, 2022 3:41 AM

Jabba's momma was Koko the gorilla. Oh, wait, Koko was smart enough to know sign language. Jabba's momma was not.

That's right, Jabba, I AM a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 32January 12, 2022 3:43 AM

"The View" audience gets hysterical in February 2020:

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by Anonymousreply 33January 12, 2022 3:54 AM

I wonder whatever made her think that fake baby voice was cute or sexy?

by Anonymousreply 34January 12, 2022 3:55 AM

The View audience got hysterical because they knew Janet had already eaten through the craft service table and was still hungry.

by Anonymousreply 35January 12, 2022 4:05 AM

God R35, the hysteria was due to the fact that the audience was forced to see that Sea Hag's FACE without filters or Vaseline on the lenses.

by Anonymousreply 36January 12, 2022 4:19 AM

^^But enough about CUNT JABBA/JANBOT fat fucking FACE^^

by Anonymousreply 37January 12, 2022 4:19 AM

Despite heavy photoshop, she’s still look old, bloated and ugly. What happened to her nose?

by Anonymousreply 38January 12, 2022 4:31 AM

Janet’s behavior since abdicating the throne of the Rhythm Nation has been anything but regal. The country she abandoned has collapsed from arthritic knees and ankles. An economy based on dancing was doomed to failure. She bilked her followers and continues to bask in the nostalgia of her cult.

by Anonymousreply 39January 12, 2022 4:33 AM

Is she going to show us her saggy middle-aged titty???

So Netflix, Paramount or Disney + didn't want her boring-ass documentary? Lifetime?? who's narrating it? Tori Spelling?

Poor Jabba will be the only viewer.

by Anonymousreply 40January 12, 2022 4:38 AM

A&E and Lifetime are airing the documentary, but the f@g at R40 already knew that.

by Anonymousreply 41January 12, 2022 5:09 AM

A&E is still around? How much did Wissam pay them to air it?

by Anonymousreply 42January 12, 2022 5:11 AM

She lives in London pretty much full time now. Her beautiful boy will likely have an accent.

by Anonymousreply 43January 12, 2022 5:21 AM

A&E AND Lifetime?? LMAO.

The double embarrassment for Janet and Jabba.

by Anonymousreply 44January 12, 2022 5:21 AM

Dahling!

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by Anonymousreply 45January 12, 2022 5:22 AM

All these photos are from the bust up, she’s as big as a house now isn’t she?

by Anonymousreply 46January 12, 2022 5:45 AM

The Madonna shade in the article is everything!!! aging gracefully indeed.

by Anonymousreply 47January 12, 2022 3:07 PM

Oh, my goodness, she’s denying having had any facial procedures done? That must be a Jackson trait. Bless.

by Anonymousreply 48January 12, 2022 3:24 PM

Janet has always admitted to having a nose job. And I peeped the interviewer's Madonna shade too. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 49January 12, 2022 3:52 PM

R34 every Jackson offspring has that same voice

by Anonymousreply 50January 12, 2022 4:03 PM

It's 2022. Sorry, Janbot, but being on the cover of a magazine doesn't have the same cache it did in 1992. Time marches on, then it dances on your face.

by Anonymousreply 51January 12, 2022 4:16 PM

She’s so old and ugly now and irrelevant as ever

by Anonymousreply 52January 12, 2022 4:51 PM

^So irrelevant that you felt the burning need to come into a thread about her and bump it? Stay pressed.

by Anonymousreply 53January 12, 2022 5:45 PM

Does she cover the front and the back?

by Anonymousreply 54January 12, 2022 5:46 PM

Yes, I'm sure it was no trouble for her to cover the whole thing.

by Anonymousreply 55January 12, 2022 5:50 PM

They needed a pullout cover to get both cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 56January 12, 2022 5:52 PM

A foldout map of Asia wouldn't cover that fat fuck.

by Anonymousreply 57January 12, 2022 9:55 PM

Ugh, that nose. She should sue.

by Anonymousreply 58January 12, 2022 11:00 PM

These pix are amazing!

by Anonymousreply 59January 12, 2022 11:11 PM

Any beaver shots?

by Anonymousreply 60January 12, 2022 11:14 PM

Her nose looks like silly putty and her cheeks are full of industrial silicone. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 61January 12, 2022 11:22 PM

Love her forever and excited for her doc, album, and tour in 2022

by Anonymousreply 62January 12, 2022 11:22 PM

[quote] tour in 2022

More like canceled tour in 2022.

by Anonymousreply 63January 13, 2022 12:28 AM

People won't even come this boring bitch in the best of times. Ain't nobody looking for her during Covid.

by Anonymousreply 64January 13, 2022 12:40 AM

Janet has the typical trajectory of a pop star. Boring and covered up at the beginning. Because she is not interesting enough, she takes off her clothes under the guise of she is exploring her sexuality. Then as she gets older and even more boring, she shows the world her titty to sustain interest. Now she quotes the Bible in her posts because being a whore backfired. Another whore in the pop machine. Throw some Baja Fresh in there.

by Anonymousreply 65January 13, 2022 1:08 AM

I have been on the DL since Newt Gingrich was trying to get Clinton fired. I have never before seen any posts - much less a post a day - about Janet Jackson. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 66January 13, 2022 1:10 AM

R66 is either blind or stupid.

by Anonymousreply 67January 13, 2022 2:14 AM

I don't think the author is shading Madonna. She is describing how Madonna is seen in comparison to her female peers. She is noting the hypocrisy of it all. Anyway, I thought we got passed the point of criticizing or praising women for "aging gracefully." And just because Janet is covered up, it doesn't mean she's aged better than Madonna. Maybe both have aged awfully. Maybe both haven't .

by Anonymousreply 68January 13, 2022 4:18 AM

It was a funny happenstance on this evening's The Amazing Race that one of the gay contestants, after a musical challenge, endeavored to play his "A" game but confessed that his attempt at Beyonce was a mere Janet.

by Anonymousreply 69January 13, 2022 4:26 AM

Janet was the relative who most comforted Paris Jackson after Michael's death, and I'll always admire her for that.

Her care and attention may have saved Paris' life.

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by Anonymousreply 70January 13, 2022 4:30 AM

[quote] Her care and attention may have saved Paris' life.

Mary!!

I mean, JABBA!!!!

by Anonymousreply 71January 13, 2022 4:49 AM

Yes, and Paris has done so much with her life. What a blessing Janet saved her.

by Anonymousreply 72January 13, 2022 5:39 AM

Did Janet "save" Paris after slapping her?

by Anonymousreply 73January 13, 2022 6:10 AM

R73 that little bitch deserved it

by Anonymousreply 74January 13, 2022 6:37 AM

The photos are probably the best she’s done in ages. She should work with Tom Munro more often.

by Anonymousreply 75January 13, 2022 6:42 AM

I hate this trend of tubby singers (Rihanna, Janet, Beyonce) wearing these oversized, "artistic" outfits. No one is fooled.

by Anonymousreply 76January 13, 2022 7:45 AM

Tubby? Do you have an eating disorder?

by Anonymousreply 77January 13, 2022 11:35 AM

No, R77, I have a working set of eyes.

by Anonymousreply 78January 13, 2022 2:06 PM

R76, who is a non “tubby” singer in your opinion…I see some glaring similarities in the “tubby” singers you listed.

by Anonymousreply 79January 13, 2022 3:51 PM

[quote]I have a working set of eyes.

You have a set of eyes. Whether or not they're working is a matter of opinion.

by Anonymousreply 80January 13, 2022 6:19 PM

I’m listening to my Sheena Easton playlist in protest to Janet Jackson & Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 81January 13, 2022 6:21 PM

Your opinion matters for shit, CUNT JABBA/R80.

by Anonymousreply 82January 13, 2022 7:27 PM

^But enough about CUNT JABBA's WHORE mama.^

by Anonymousreply 83January 13, 2022 7:27 PM

R81, throw in some Jody Watley

by Anonymousreply 84January 13, 2022 8:36 PM

Good idea r84 I love Watley!

by Anonymousreply 85January 13, 2022 9:17 PM

Jody Watley is 10,000 x more talented and prettier than Janet.

by Anonymousreply 86January 14, 2022 12:05 AM

So is Sheena Easton r86

by Anonymousreply 87January 14, 2022 12:22 AM

^Neither are, but your admirable opinions are cute.

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by Anonymousreply 88January 14, 2022 1:24 AM

Jabba, with all this jumping you're doing, how come you're still a fat hog?

by Anonymousreply 89January 14, 2022 1:31 AM

Janet is QUEEN!

by Anonymousreply 90January 14, 2022 1:41 AM
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