Looking regal as usual.
JANET covers ALLURE magazine
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 14, 2022 1:41 AM|
Her nose is going the way of brother's. I suspect it'll completely fall off soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||January 11, 2022 3:49 PM|
I remember her on Good Times.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||January 11, 2022 3:50 PM|
The slayage is REAL.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||January 11, 2022 3:53 PM|
For Janet now Good Times = unlimited crab and biscuits at the all you can eat buffet!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||January 11, 2022 3:54 PM|
OMG, she looks amazing!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||January 11, 2022 3:56 PM|
She look so natural.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||January 11, 2022 4:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||January 11, 2022 4:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||January 11, 2022 4:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||January 11, 2022 5:12 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||January 11, 2022 5:59 PM|
Her nose is terrifying.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||January 11, 2022 6:05 PM|
Why’d she redo her nose again? It was so cute in her 90’s videos. I can’t understand celebs. Many can’t stop. at least she looks better than Madge.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||January 11, 2022 6:22 PM|
Why is she on the cover of a magazine? Did she win a contest?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||January 11, 2022 6:24 PM|
[quote]Why is she on the cover of a magazine?
When you're an iconic, trendsetting superstar, these things tend to happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||January 11, 2022 6:31 PM|
yes, gorilla, but we're talking about Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||January 11, 2022 6:33 PM|
She is fatnet.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||January 11, 2022 6:35 PM|
What did Janet do to piss GMA off that they'd use this horrid pic to promote her appearance?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||January 11, 2022 6:36 PM|
Is she morphing into Michael?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||January 11, 2022 6:40 PM|
Brought to you by our sponsor: Baja Fresh
|by Anonymous||reply 19||January 11, 2022 6:49 PM|
Her face looks glorious, I think she has such a lovely face. She didn't need further nose thinning but I don't think it looks bad.
That being said, even if she's not a sylph anymore, and a bit more zaftig, did they have to style her in sleeping bags in 2 photos? She deserves better. The rest of the styling: Hair, makeup, jewelry, etc. is wonderful.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||January 11, 2022 7:07 PM|
Does she ever mention her late brother and address his somewhat …controversial legacy?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||January 11, 2022 7:11 PM|
R21 yup she has a doc coming out at the end of the Month where she addresses it, the trailer looks good
|by Anonymous||reply 22||January 11, 2022 7:19 PM|
Her hair lately is tragic. Get a decent weave that isn’t ripping your edges out.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||January 11, 2022 8:00 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||January 11, 2022 11:48 PM|
^Old, doctored pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 11, 2022 11:50 PM|
Is La Toya still a sylph?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 12, 2022 12:01 AM|
She's morphed into a Filipino draq queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 12, 2022 12:08 AM|
R25=lying sack of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 12, 2022 12:10 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 12, 2022 3:22 AM|
^Like your whore mama's titties, CUNT JABBA?^
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 12, 2022 3:40 AM|
Next poster is a CUNT.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 12, 2022 3:41 AM|
Jabba's momma was Koko the gorilla. Oh, wait, Koko was smart enough to know sign language. Jabba's momma was not.
That's right, Jabba, I AM a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 12, 2022 3:43 AM|
"The View" audience gets hysterical in February 2020:
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 12, 2022 3:54 AM|
I wonder whatever made her think that fake baby voice was cute or sexy?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||January 12, 2022 3:55 AM|
The View audience got hysterical because they knew Janet had already eaten through the craft service table and was still hungry.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||January 12, 2022 4:05 AM|
God R35, the hysteria was due to the fact that the audience was forced to see that Sea Hag's FACE without filters or Vaseline on the lenses.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||January 12, 2022 4:19 AM|
^^But enough about CUNT JABBA/JANBOT fat fucking FACE^^
|by Anonymous||reply 37||January 12, 2022 4:19 AM|
Despite heavy photoshop, she’s still look old, bloated and ugly. What happened to her nose?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||January 12, 2022 4:31 AM|
Janet’s behavior since abdicating the throne of the Rhythm Nation has been anything but regal. The country she abandoned has collapsed from arthritic knees and ankles. An economy based on dancing was doomed to failure. She bilked her followers and continues to bask in the nostalgia of her cult.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||January 12, 2022 4:33 AM|
Is she going to show us her saggy middle-aged titty???
So Netflix, Paramount or Disney + didn't want her boring-ass documentary? Lifetime?? who's narrating it? Tori Spelling?
Poor Jabba will be the only viewer.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||January 12, 2022 4:38 AM|
A&E and Lifetime are airing the documentary, but the f@g at R40 already knew that.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||January 12, 2022 5:09 AM|
A&E is still around? How much did Wissam pay them to air it?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||January 12, 2022 5:11 AM|
She lives in London pretty much full time now. Her beautiful boy will likely have an accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||January 12, 2022 5:21 AM|
A&E AND Lifetime?? LMAO.
The double embarrassment for Janet and Jabba.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||January 12, 2022 5:21 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||January 12, 2022 5:22 AM|
All these photos are from the bust up, she’s as big as a house now isn’t she?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||January 12, 2022 5:45 AM|
The Madonna shade in the article is everything!!! aging gracefully indeed.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 12, 2022 3:07 PM|
Oh, my goodness, she’s denying having had any facial procedures done? That must be a Jackson trait. Bless.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||January 12, 2022 3:24 PM|
Janet has always admitted to having a nose job. And I peeped the interviewer's Madonna shade too. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||January 12, 2022 3:52 PM|
R34 every Jackson offspring has that same voice
|by Anonymous||reply 50||January 12, 2022 4:03 PM|
It's 2022. Sorry, Janbot, but being on the cover of a magazine doesn't have the same cache it did in 1992. Time marches on, then it dances on your face.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||January 12, 2022 4:16 PM|
She’s so old and ugly now and irrelevant as ever
|by Anonymous||reply 52||January 12, 2022 4:51 PM|
^So irrelevant that you felt the burning need to come into a thread about her and bump it? Stay pressed.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||January 12, 2022 5:45 PM|
Does she cover the front and the back?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||January 12, 2022 5:46 PM|
Yes, I'm sure it was no trouble for her to cover the whole thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||January 12, 2022 5:50 PM|
They needed a pullout cover to get both cheeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||January 12, 2022 5:52 PM|
A foldout map of Asia wouldn't cover that fat fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||January 12, 2022 9:55 PM|
Ugh, that nose. She should sue.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||January 12, 2022 11:00 PM|
These pix are amazing!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||January 12, 2022 11:11 PM|
Any beaver shots?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||January 12, 2022 11:14 PM|
Her nose looks like silly putty and her cheeks are full of industrial silicone. Yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||January 12, 2022 11:22 PM|
Love her forever and excited for her doc, album, and tour in 2022
|by Anonymous||reply 62||January 12, 2022 11:22 PM|
[quote] tour in 2022
More like canceled tour in 2022.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||January 13, 2022 12:28 AM|
People won't even come this boring bitch in the best of times. Ain't nobody looking for her during Covid.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||January 13, 2022 12:40 AM|
Janet has the typical trajectory of a pop star. Boring and covered up at the beginning. Because she is not interesting enough, she takes off her clothes under the guise of she is exploring her sexuality. Then as she gets older and even more boring, she shows the world her titty to sustain interest. Now she quotes the Bible in her posts because being a whore backfired. Another whore in the pop machine. Throw some Baja Fresh in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||January 13, 2022 1:08 AM|
I have been on the DL since Newt Gingrich was trying to get Clinton fired. I have never before seen any posts - much less a post a day - about Janet Jackson. WTF?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||January 13, 2022 1:10 AM|
R66 is either blind or stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||January 13, 2022 2:14 AM|
I don't think the author is shading Madonna. She is describing how Madonna is seen in comparison to her female peers. She is noting the hypocrisy of it all. Anyway, I thought we got passed the point of criticizing or praising women for "aging gracefully." And just because Janet is covered up, it doesn't mean she's aged better than Madonna. Maybe both have aged awfully. Maybe both haven't .
|by Anonymous||reply 68||January 13, 2022 4:18 AM|
It was a funny happenstance on this evening's The Amazing Race that one of the gay contestants, after a musical challenge, endeavored to play his "A" game but confessed that his attempt at Beyonce was a mere Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||January 13, 2022 4:26 AM|
Janet was the relative who most comforted Paris Jackson after Michael's death, and I'll always admire her for that.
Her care and attention may have saved Paris' life.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||January 13, 2022 4:30 AM|
[quote] Her care and attention may have saved Paris' life.
I mean, JABBA!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||January 13, 2022 4:49 AM|
Yes, and Paris has done so much with her life. What a blessing Janet saved her.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||January 13, 2022 5:39 AM|
Did Janet "save" Paris after slapping her?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||January 13, 2022 6:10 AM|
R73 that little bitch deserved it
|by Anonymous||reply 74||January 13, 2022 6:37 AM|
The photos are probably the best she’s done in ages. She should work with Tom Munro more often.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||January 13, 2022 6:42 AM|
I hate this trend of tubby singers (Rihanna, Janet, Beyonce) wearing these oversized, "artistic" outfits. No one is fooled.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||January 13, 2022 7:45 AM|
Tubby? Do you have an eating disorder?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||January 13, 2022 11:35 AM|
No, R77, I have a working set of eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||January 13, 2022 2:06 PM|
R76, who is a non “tubby” singer in your opinion…I see some glaring similarities in the “tubby” singers you listed.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||January 13, 2022 3:51 PM|
[quote]I have a working set of eyes.
You have a set of eyes. Whether or not they're working is a matter of opinion.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||January 13, 2022 6:19 PM|
I’m listening to my Sheena Easton playlist in protest to Janet Jackson & Madonna.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||January 13, 2022 6:21 PM|
Your opinion matters for shit, CUNT JABBA/R80.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||January 13, 2022 7:27 PM|
^But enough about CUNT JABBA's WHORE mama.^
|by Anonymous||reply 83||January 13, 2022 7:27 PM|
R81, throw in some Jody Watley
|by Anonymous||reply 84||January 13, 2022 8:36 PM|
Good idea r84 I love Watley!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||January 13, 2022 9:17 PM|
Jody Watley is 10,000 x more talented and prettier than Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||January 14, 2022 12:05 AM|
So is Sheena Easton r86
|by Anonymous||reply 87||January 14, 2022 12:22 AM|
^Neither are, but your admirable opinions are cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||January 14, 2022 1:24 AM|
Jabba, with all this jumping you're doing, how come you're still a fat hog?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||January 14, 2022 1:31 AM|
Janet is QUEEN!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 14, 2022 1:41 AM|